[comprehensive] bald romance

In the month of XX, Jotaro Kujo and his team embarked on an adventurous trip to Cairo, Egypt in order to defeat Dio Brando.

"Miss Saitama, what's the name of your substitute? Is it a transparent messenger? Is it possible to spread the power all over the body to defeat the enemy? This move is super cool~ The beauty is stunned when you punch her into an old woman!"

Polnareff, who was saved by Saitama with a punch to save the fate of food and shit, is surrounded by Saitama. Polnareff, who looks like a muscular man and has a hairstyle like a broom head, is a funny chatterbox.

At that time, the situation was urgent, Saitama didn't change his face, and KO Granny Enya with one punch. For Polnareff, it was a difficult enemy.

On the verge of death, Enya said that Dio Brando's substitute ability is related to time, and finally Saitama met with Jotaro Kujo and his party.

"Hey, I don't have the ability to be a stand-in messenger." Saitama touched his bald head and said with a smile: "It feels like an idiot for something like this to wear crotch pants and follow me all the time."

Kujo Jotaro: "..." Platinum star is cool, okay? !

"Ohmygod! Ms. Atobe, why did you become like this? Except for the head, where are the five sense organs? Magical skill! A line becomes an oval, and you can speak!" The second-generation Jojo Jojo, who is not young but has a very out-of-the-ordinary personality Fu Joestar exaggeratedly pointed at Saitama's face, and spoke in strange Japanese: "Xiaoyu, what painful things have you experienced in these years, tell grandpa after the end."

"You are enough, old man! Look clearly, it's not a line, it's my mouth, bastard old man!" Saitama clenched his fist and said, "Don't care about your business!"

Janos persuaded: "Teacher, calm down, the other party is an old man." The righteous boy Janos has always been a good man who respects the old and loves the young.

At this time Joseph Joestar suddenly said: "It's okay, anyway, Xiaoyu has a marriage contract with Jotaro, if we can't get married, we Jotaro will marry Xiaoyu."

Kujo Jotaro: "Damn old man, you're so naughty!"

Genos: "... Teacher, please step aside, I don't mind doing a bad thing against morality once." The incinerator in the palm of his hand was ready to go, and the target was Joseph Joestar who was talking nonsense.

"Wait for Genos, this guy is just joking, there's no need to really kill him!" Saitama stopped Genos, looked at Joseph's grimace silently, she really wanted to beat him no matter what O Joseph!

"Teacher, don't worry, I will keep the whole body. I will make a special trip to light incense at the funeral." Genos's eyes were sharp, and after finishing the old man, he continued to deal with the Japanese boss.The teacher is so perfect, how can this Japanese mafia take him away?

Wait - Janos, have you forgotten your identity?

"I think they don't want you to come to the door, so calm down!" Saitama easily squeezed Genos' arm, and the engagement with Jotaro, if she remembers correctly, it was obviously that her mother lost to Aunt Heli in playing cards , and then under the watchful eyes of everyone, he kissed Jotaro according to the bet.

But that was all when I was five years old!What engagement!This old man's mouth is unreliable!

"Teacher, you, you're hugging too tightly." Janos stumbled, his fair skin blushing at a speed visible to the naked eye, the teacher's ball...stick...too tight!

Polnareff poked Jotaro Kujo, who was serious and unwilling to speak the whole time, and said quietly: "I have a torch in my hand, do you want one too?"

Kujo Jotaro coughed and said, "No need, I can use the Platinum Star."

"Hahaha, just kidding, kidding, the atmosphere is too tense, does my joke make you feel relaxed?" Joseph smiled very leisurely, without any sense of tension about meeting the big boss.

"Asshole old man! Let Genos get rid of you if you play this joke again!" Sometimes Saitama really has nothing to do with Joseph.

"Okay, Saitama, now, we are going to Dior's lair. I am afraid that we will encounter the greatest danger next, are you really prepared?" Noriaki Kakyoin was more rational and persuaded everyone to calm down.

"Of course," Saitama pointed to the little dog who ran to the corner not far away and raised his legs to pee, and said, "What's the matter with this dog? You have degenerated to the point where you have to take the little dog with you." Did the dog go with it?"

"This is not an ordinary dog, Saitama, can't you see the stand-in messenger?" Noriaki Kakyoin's handsome face was full of sadness. The stand-in ability is so terrifying.

"I can see that it is very arrogant. Fuck, this dog rolled its eyes at me! It's the other way around!" Saitama rolled up his sleeves and wanted to grab Izzy and beat a group of them violently.

Saitama neither likes nor dislikes things like pets, but she has no relationship with animals since she was a child. She raised rabbits when she was a child, and when she woke up, the rabbits turned into muddy meat.

"It's called Iggy, and its stand-in ability is called Fool, Saitama, don't underestimate it." Jotaro Kujo, who has seen the power of Iggy, reminded Saitama aloud.

Izzy is a cute puppy, but he is arrogant and conceited, and looks down on humans very much. Its stand-in ability is called The Fool, which can manipulate sand to transform and attack.

Izzy stared at Saitama's naked bald head in disgust, twisted his body, and pointed his butt towards Saitama's face.Humans are so stupid, that's why it disdains to communicate with humans, a bunch of idiots!

"This dog wants to beat it for no reason~" Saitama clenched his fists with a displeased expression on his face.

"Teacher, the other party is just a dog. Maybe it's in estrus. Why don't I take it for castration and neutering." Janos suggested solemnly.

Izzy shook the dog's body, it's scary, this robot, it's going back to America!

Saitama: "...No, Genos, I'm not angry all of a sudden. Forget it, let's go find the real perfume first."

Abdel: "Wait, you didn't seem to introduce me, did you?"

The honest and honest man raised his hand, hearing the words, Saitama said: "It doesn't matter, uncle, the real perfume will be solved soon anyway."

"..." Well, it's too much!

In fact, it was because the author felt that his name was long and difficult to write, and his appearance was not that of a slender and handsome boy, so he was really too lazy to write it.

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"Master Dio, Kujo Jotaro and his party have appeared."

Dio pretended to be holding a glass of red wine, with a calm expression, "No hurry, send a few people to stabilize them first."

A few minutes later, "Master Dior, a bald man overthrew our compound."

Dior tasted the red wine. His golden hair was shining in the dark hall. On his shoulder, there was a birthmark of a five-pointed star. Play."

"But Mrs. Dior, that bald head is worth ten, and all of us were blown away by her."

Dio: "...Rude! Okay, let me be Dio, I will meet Saitama!"

In Enya's divination, all the Clow cards indicate that the world's greatest powerhouse appeared in Egypt.

There was a wicked smile on the corner of Dior's mouth, and he used a trace of residual energy to get into Keigo Atobe's body. As long as he died, Keigo Atobe would die too.I just don't know what kind of expression Saitama Atobe will have when he gets the news?

Hehe, he can't wait!

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With the demolition team Genos, Saitama and his party went quite smoothly, demolishing Dior's magnificent buildings.

"It's not enough, Genos, bomb the building inside!"

Saitama stood behind Genos, looking at the dusty ruins in front of him, and asked, "Why haven't you come out yet? Could this guy have built a basement?"

Kujo Jotaro squeezed the brim of his hat. According to their style of painting as a righteous boy, a group of people should rush in, fight the minions one by one to upgrade, and finally meet the big boss before dueling.

However, after Saitama heard that Dio was a vampire, he immediately said: "Push the house, no matter how much he has a dick, he will be evaporated by the sun. Jotaro, don't try to use that method, don't you?" Don’t you know that the Joestar family has killed friends in all generations? I heard that your great-grandfather killed a group of friends to solve the real perfume, and your grandfather killed several friends. Wait, do you want to die today? I?"

As a encyclopedia Genos, on the road, he used comics to tell Saitama about the love-hate entanglement between the Joestar family and Dio.

The Joestar family has been entangled with Dior for generations. The body that Dior uses now is the flesh and body of a generation of jojo. He changed from a human to a vampire through a stone ghost mask, so Dior is afraid of the sun.

"...Okay, I'll listen to you." Kujo Jotaro didn't object.But what Saitama said is really straightforward. To be honest, he also feels that the jojo family has been a good friend for generations.It is Jotaro's greatest wish to bring all his friends home safely.

"Okay, Genos, keep pushing." Saitama patted Genos on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

"You rubbish, what did you do to Mr. Dior's house!" Suddenly, a black-haired boy with a non-mainstream hairstyle appeared from Dior's house.

Saitama rubbed his chin, he looks pretty good, just like Jingwu, a bit sissy, "We are here to kick the restaurant!"

"I, Vanilla Ace, will never let you continue to do evil!" Vanilla Ace is Dior's loyal subordinate, and his stand-in ability is to cut space with miasma.

"Baby Nia, please die!" Saitama looked at the little brother with an unfriendly face, and said softly: "A normal punch."

Rumbling——In Dior's villa, a big hole resembling a fist appeared. This was a hole five meters wide. With a punch, it penetrated the wall of the luxurious villa.

"Damn! Smelly bald! It's not Baby Nia, it's Vanilla Ace!" Vanilla Ace cursed angrily, and he couldn't even touch the sun.Like Dio, Vanillace also becomes a vampire.

"Teacher, please back away." Genos, with a serious and handsome face, protected Saitama behind him.

"It's okay, I'm fine." Saitama said blankly, this little brother looked weak, not like a master.

"Miasma cutting—!" This kind of stand-in ability that hurts the opponent through space cutting, although Vanilla Ace can't jump out and hit Saitama directly, but can attack within 50 meters.

"Saitama! Be careful!" Kujo Jotaro thought to himself that he was careless for a while.

The cutting of space is unavoidable for ordinary people, Saitama let out a cry, and then, tearing, found that his clothes were torn...

Genos: "...Pfft——!"

The author has something to say:

Janos spewed out a mouthful of engine oil

The embarrassing appearance of the dick

Get ready to go to Gintama after finishing Dio

This post is probably almost over...

At this time, Kawenka will be very powerful...

It's been a long time since Bai Lan was upset

Because the author hates eating marshmallows