[comprehensive] bald romance

"I came to you today because of Agang's affairs, Saitama, please help Agang, they are trapped in the world ten years later and cannot come back."

Saitama looked at the big-headed baby with a serious face in front of him, and seemed unable to digest the sci-fi lines from the big-headed baby's mouth, "Ten years later? I need help from the Time Administration. Sorry, I can't help it."

"Hmph, the General Administration of Time, it's too late to find them, Saitama, didn't you say that you will definitely help the idiot if you have the opportunity? Now is the time for your help, please go and look for the idiot ten years later."

There really is such a thing as the time headquarters!

With an egg-faced face, Saitama murmured twice mercilessly, and then said: "I want to play house and find other children, I don't have time to play games with you."

Because of receiving an emergency call, it was said that Sawada Tsunayoshi was kidnapped, so Saitama ran from Kanagawa to Nishiki. The person who received her was a relative of Sawada Tsunayoshi. Saitama and Sawada Tsunayoshi had no special friendship, probably because of Sawada Tsuna Jiben exudes a decrepit aura, and he always feels that his hair will become less and less when he is close to him.

Ten years later, Tsunayoshi Sawada: Why do I feel that my hair is getting less and less without hair!Could it be that the reason for the lack of hair is that he is too weak to infect Saitama-san? !

"Hmph, if I agree, I can introduce you to the most famous hair transplant artist in the world, and there will also be a lifetime high-end egg coupon." Li Baoen held a gleaming gold card in his hand.

"Oh! Leave it to me, hair and eggs, how can you buy the hero's heart, where is Anji-kun? Ten years from now?" Saitama's oval eyes suddenly became lively, asking her to say Tsunaki-kun must have been kidnapped by some hooligans. By the way, the most powerful hooligan around here is the man in the cape with his own piano bgm?

"Don't be so troublesome, since you agreed, please go with Mr. Genos ten years later."

Saitama snorted, "Ganos, you, why are you here?!"

Today, Mr. Genos made a grand appearance after being specially dressed. His hair has been styled, revealing a round and full forehead, a high nose, sharp eyebrows and eyes, and moist and attractive lips. He is wearing fashionable clothes , the slender figure has already attracted the attention of many women just by walking on the street, and the bold girl even stepped forward to ask Genos for his contact information.

"Teacher, I heard that today I will act alone with the teacher, no problem, I am here, and I will be responsible for the teacher's basic necessities of life."

Janos stumbled and said, the reason for being too nervous, I was so excited last night that I couldn't sleep. I heard that I will go to the world ten years later with the teacher. I don't know what kind of person the teacher will marry after ten years. Woolen cloth? !

marry? !

Thinking of this, Genos immediately jumped up from the bed, with a murderous look on his face, and ran to Dino's room where he was going to sleep, and searched for a lot of assassination weapons piecemeal, and must kill the teacher's husband ten years later. It was scum, and by the way, he designed several high-powered attack cannons for his own body, which made Dino teary-eyed while sitting on the bed in fright, why did Odoudou go crazy?

Husband of the teacher ten years later, you wait to die!

"Genos's eyes suddenly became so scary, you really want to come with me to save people, isn't it murder?" Saitama looked at the boy who was about to exude a dark aura from his body, his face was speechless, "He no problem?"

The corners of Li Baoen's mouth turned up slightly, and the cute three-petal mouth opened, and said: "No problem~ Genos-kun also wants to know who will be Saitama-san's husband ten years from now~ Time is urgent, Saitama-san, stupid gang please."

What the hell is a husband?Saitama doesn't expect what kind of life he will live ten years later, he will definitely be bald...

It was rare to hear the other party say serious words, Saitama also restrained his cynical expression, nodded, and said, "Don't worry, I will bring him back."

"Oh, by the way, help me kill someone. This guy's name is Bai Lan. He will destroy the world in ten years. If you don't eliminate him, I'm afraid everyone will travel to Santuchuan together in ten years."

"You are really quite convenient by the way. Didn't you mean to save people? Why did you turn into a murderer again? How could I hurt ordinary humans?" Saitama took the photo from Mengmeng Xiaorou's hand, the photo The man on the table was holding a soft cotton candy in his hand, and was sending it to his mouth. There was also a unique tattoo on his face. Saitama looked at it, but he was not interested, and said: "This guy is not only handsome, A little bit of hairstyle kills Matt, looks like a traitor, and seems to have the potential of a playful scumbag, but it's not serious enough to have to be dealt with."

Li Baoen: "...Your complaints are really sharp. In short, in the world ten years later, you have to be careful about this person. Even if you don't kill him, a man named Bai Lan will come to trouble you." Still don't expect Saitama will kill Bailan, forget it, leave this kind of thing to Ganga and the others, this can be regarded as experience for Ganga.

"Okay, please go immediately!"

Genos threw out the arbitrary door, Saitama activated the arbitrary door, and after a burst of light, the two of them disappeared with the light in front of Li Baoen's eyes.

"Saitama-san, I'll leave it to you, Idiot."

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"Hey~ Here comes a funny kitten~"

After Saitama came out from any door, he found himself in a completely white place.

White walls, white sofas, white tables, and a voice that sounds creepy.

"Little... kitty? Wait, you, are you calling me?" Saitama pointed his backhand, and saw a man standing in front of him who seemed to be uncolored, with white hair and wearing a white uniform.

It's funny, she felt that the man in front of her looked familiar, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, and said with a fist: "Oh! You are Shiratori-kun!" Isn't this the man in the photo I just saw, and it is said that he will destroy the world The king of middle school.

Bai Lan: "... Hehe, I am Bai Lan, little cat, are you from ten years ago? I am good friends with the little cat ten years later~" Lie without blushing, Bai Lan looked at Saitama vigilantly, Ten years later, the biggest resistance Bai Lan encountered was this woman with zero hair volume in front of her, besides Peng Geli's group.

"...Impossible! I have never been friends with people with long hair." Saitama was sure that the other party was lying, "This is the world ten years later? Oh, I got separated from Genos again!"

Only then did Saitama realize that he walked out, but Genos was gone again, and what was even more embarrassing was that the random door followed Genos. Is it true that the random door is set to play with whoever has more hair?

"Since the kitty is here, stay here with me. How about I send you back when your people come?" Bai Lan is very interested in Saitama ten years ago, and Saitama ten years later will undoubtedly be a The mythical existence is just because he has no intention of fighting, so he went to an alien planet to attack the territory.

This is called unintentional love?

Bai Lan did not find the existence of Saitama in other parallel worlds, that is to say, only this world is the place where Saitama exists.

"No, I still have to find someone, you don't have to be so polite to leave me for dinner." Saitama waved his hand, wanting to go out, just before she turned to leave, turned her head, stared at Bailan's uniform with emotionless eyes, and said: "Can I ask a question? Why do you have to wear two steel helmets on top of your uniform? Is it because it looks more mediocre? Do you want to destroy the world because you can't get along in society? ?” Otherwise, could it be that the game is not fun?The food is not delicious, or is there no sexual life, will the world be destroyed if there is a disagreement?

"...Neither of them. This is the anti-quantum material specially invented by Xiaozheng. It is specially used to deal with strong people like kittens."

Saitama shook the goosebumps all over her body, "Goodbye, I don't want to see your face anymore." She was afraid that she couldn't help it, it would be bad if someone was disabled, she was only here to save people, killing people is wrong , she doesn't want to be sanctioned by the legal father.

"Hmm~ Are we going to leave so soon? But people want to communicate more with the kitty to promote relationship development~" Bai Lan licked the corners of his mouth, he hadn't had an anus on Saitama yet, and the development of Saitama ten years later is basically They are all on alien planets. She is a myth. I only know that Saitama is a legend and is very powerful, but I don’t know how powerful she is.But Bai Lan firmly believes that his internal defense design is the most powerful, even if Pengel's people come, they cannot break through.

"Bai Lan! Who is she! She looks so ugly!"

Suddenly, a little loli sitting in a wheelchair appeared in Bai Lan's office. Saitama didn't have much idea about whether the face was good-looking or not. He just thought that this little loli had so much curly and long hair. It hangs very brightly on the shoulders.

She misses the wig at home—

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"teacher?"

The place where Genos landed was a warmly decorated room. After he landed, he said cautiously, "Oops, the teacher is lost again!"

Putting away the arbitrary door that was in the way, Genos was attracted by a huge photo in the room, "Teacher..."

In the photo, Saitama was posing with an egg face, holding a bouquet in his hand, and wearing a white...wedding dress? ! ! ! ! !

"Teacher! Ten years later! Are you really married?!!!" Genos's anger gathered from the body, and a touch of gold lit up on his chest, "Who! Who attacked the lovely teacher?! I want to kill Got that bastard!"

In the photo, Saitama is wearing a wedding dress and holding a bouquet, but there is no one around him.With a lonely appearance, it doesn't look like a wedding at all.

Saitama would never hang such a boring photo in the room. Genos knows the character of his teacher, and would put such a big and dull photo in the room. The teacher must be coerced by her husband, that hateful guy Who is it!

"Ah, isn't this Xiaojie from ten years ago?"

In Janos' electronic eyes, the man who pushed the door in had brilliant blond hair, exquisite features, three-dimensional skin, fair lips, and a charming face, "Dino, is that your teacher after ten years of marriage?!"

The author has something to say:

Dino: Meow meow? ? ?

Genos prepares to kill relatives righteously

Saitama...

Saitama still doesn't understand the situation

An Ji-jun who is waiting for rescue: ...Can you send a reliable person over here!

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