[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

"Little spider, are you alright?" Bull Demon King, a guy with no EQ, came over to ask me if I was okay, but I didn't realize that Iron Fan's eyes were already on fire.

I coughed lightly, and quickly backed away when the iron fan was rushing towards the Bull Demon King.

Since they are husband and wife, Iron Fan will naturally keep a hand with the Bull Demon King, but I am different. I am her rival in love, and I am no different from a thorn in the side.

Wait, why do I feel like my whole body is on fire.

I was burned by the three flavors of the iron fan?

"Sister-in-law Niu, I have no grievances with you, why don't you let me go." This was the truth, and I suddenly realized that I had made a wrong decision. It was such a painful death.I came here with good intentions to help that spider spirit escape, and later I wanted to reconcile this awkward couple, but what was the final outcome?I, a good person, am going to be burned to death?Who will save me, who will save me?

"Iron Fan, quickly use your fan to blow her out, she has nothing to do with me, why did you kill another innocent life?" Bull Demon King saw me surrounded by raging fire, and quickly explained beside Iron Fan, He who was still angry just now was only panic and worried.However, what I'm wondering is why don't you just use spells to extinguish the fire on me?Immediately afterwards, the Bull Demon King gave my answer, and he said to the iron fan who was indifferent, "You know that only your fan can solve the three-flavored real fire, and you want me to watch the little spider die in front of me." Make me feel guilty, don't you?"

What?You said that the fire can only be eliminated by the fan in the iron fan's hand?Are you kidding me?

"Hmph, I just want to see your heart ache. Don't you want to marry her? Then I just don't want to make you happy!"

Perverted couples, really perverted couples, how can they base their bickering and flirting on other people's lives?

As I watched the moon in the sky gradually being covered by dark clouds, I knew that my time of death had arrived.I'm about to be sent to the slaughterhouse to be turned into a pile of scrap metal.

No, maybe I'd be a piece of scrap before I even got there.

But at this moment, I saw a white shadow flying from a distance, my eyes were wide open, and I couldn't believe everything in front of me.

I actually saw a handsome pig flying towards me.

Ahem, no, it was the handsome Zhu Bajie who returned to his original appearance and flew into the raging fire and hugged me tightly.

What is he doing?

Do you want to become a roast suckling pig?

"Brother Jiezi... Hey... What are you doing here? Get out!" At this time, I was already burned red-eyed. In fact, I don't even know what it looks like, I only know that Zhu Bajie is tight Hugged me, and then I lost consciousness.

"It seems that 758 is destined for that world, so let's give her another chance."

"However, since she did not complete the original task, she must be punished."

"Then make her a real poisonous spider."

"No, in fact, this kind of punishment is generally not too heavy, as long as she doesn't meet the person she likes, otherwise the other person will definitely die of poison and not end well."

Before I opened my eyes, I heard a conversation in the dark, I don't know who they are, but I guess it must be the one who created me?Because he mentioned tasks and punishments.

Although he punished me, thankfully, I didn't die.So this kind of punishment is nothing to me at all.

Later, I seemed to ask, what should I do next?

The master told me that I still have to continue to complete that task. As for the time limit of that task, it can be extended a bit.

Hearing this, my hanging heart was relieved.

I opened my eyes and saw the beauty of this world. I found myself lying on the ground and being hugged by Zhu Bajie.I couldn't help coughing lightly, and then asked him: "Brother Jiezi, why are you here?" Later, I found out that I was like the little spider, didn't I?Does he also know the little spider?

"I thought you were in trouble, so I came here to save you." Zhu Bajie smiled and said to me, "Do you know that you have been burned into a coal ball?" When he said this, he was very calm, It was as if I was talking to a briquette instead of me, who was originally a beauty but turned into a briquette.

I said "ah", and then tried to sit up and look at my current appearance, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't seem to exert my strength. I wondered if I was really useless?

"Okay, don't talk, I'll take you back to your room now." He picked me up and made a 180-degree turn on the spot.My head was turned so dizzy, I thought he was learning the plot of an idol drama, but later I realized that he just turned around and took me back to the room.

After he put me on the bed, he saw Bull Demon King and Iron Fan rushing in with a lot of ointment.

"Brother Pig, if you say Xiaozhi is your friend, then I will never marry her."

"Brother Pig, if you say Little Spider is your friend, then I will never burn her."

As expected of a couple, they both said exactly the same thing.

I tried to get up from the bed to watch them, but was blocked by Zhu Bajie who stood in front of me.He circled my face with his hands, and then my hot face gradually became much cooler.

"These ointments don't work. Are you still unwilling to take out that Tianshan snow lotus?" Zhu Bajie seemed a little displeased. He threw the ointment out of the window with his sleeve. The previous impression of drinking under the osmanthus tree was all gone. Gone, is this still Zhu Bajie?It's a powder keg.

"Brother Jiezi, I'm fine." I don't want to be hacked to death by the Bull Demon King and his wife, it's better not to cause trouble.

"What's so good, look at your current appearance?" Zhu Bajie's tone to me was not much better, he directly sucked the mirror over with his power, and placed it directly in front of me for me to have a look.

Ah!

Ahh!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

I never knew that I had the potential to sing high notes. When I saw my current appearance, my heart almost collapsed. Where is my current face still a human face?It was no different from that briquette, the whole face seemed to have changed shape, the eyes were not eyes, the nose was not after all, the skin was torn apart, and no part was complete.

"Would you like to watch it again?" Zhu Bajie deliberately moved the mirror closer to me.

I fell straight back and swore never to look in the mirror again!

"Brother Pig, we really can't blame us for this matter. We didn't know she was your friend. We thought she was my subordinate's daughter." Bull Demon King quickly explained when he saw that Zhu Bajie was about to lose his temper.Although the Bull Demon King used to be a big brother in front of Zhu Bajie, but in the 30 years of Hedong and the 30 years of Hexi, this Zhu Bajie succeeded in learning scriptures from the west and was named a Bodhisattva. Naturally, it depends on his face.

For some reason, I suddenly had the feeling that I had an extra underworld brother to rely on. This feeling was great.

"If it wasn't for her, do you still think the death of these girls is worth it?" Zhu Bajie, the envoy of justice, began to transform into his master Tang Seng, and began to give lectures to the two old cows. I was dizzy and fell asleep unconsciously. I hope Zhu Bajie won't make fun of me when I wake up.

The burning sensation on my face was so painful that I couldn't sleep peacefully, and I always woke up with fright or pain after a short sleep.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Zhu Bajie frowning at me.

"You don't look good like this, brother Jiezi, you are a handsome man, you should make full use of your resources and smile more, you know?" I forced myself to joke at Zhu Bajie, hoping that he wouldn't fall asleep because of me And scolded me.

I don't want him to snap his fingers and turn into a pig's head when he heard what I said, which completely amused me.

My skin hurt so much from being pulled by me, but I was so happy.

"You are injured, I have to take you to Tianshan Mountain to see, there is thousands of years of ice there, then I will let you stay in the ice coffin for three days." Zhu Bajie said to me.

Tianshan?

"No need, brother Jiezi, you don't have to be so nice to me, otherwise I owe you such a big debt, when will I be able to repay it." It doesn't matter, I just want to attract Monkey King's attention when I become a beauty, but the result tells me that Monkey King is not affected at all, so it doesn't matter if I am ugly or beautiful.

Seeing what I said, he seemed to have something to answer. At this moment, there was a noise outside the door. When I heard it, it was the monkey coming.

Oh, today is really a good day, the monkey ran to the door by himself.

"Brother Niu, why didn't you invite me to play barbecue today? It's really embarrassing that you didn't invite me for such an interesting thing!" What?Monkey, do you call me a barbecue?How can you say that I am a barbecue?

I gritted my teeth at the monkey outside, but Zhu Bajie waved my sleeve, and I shrunk down into a little spider, and then he put it in the sleeve and walked out with him.

No, Zhu Bajie, you are ruining my plan, do you know that?It's obvious that I have attracted the monkey's attention. Why do you want me to disappear? How can the monkey see me?How can I get close to him and make him fall in love with me?

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