[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

The monkey came to visit, and happened to see me being burned by Sanwei Zhenhuo. I thought it was Lao Niu's BQ, TNND, what was going on in the monkey's mind?After he came over, he hooked shoulders with the old cow, didn't smell the smell of gunpowder here at all, and the three of them stood at the door and looked at each other, in a daze, they didn't continue the topic just now.

Zhu Bajie took me out, why did I blame him for making me smaller?It turned out that it was convenient for me to hide in his sleeve and watch a good show.

What a good show?

This is naturally to be said from a few months ago.

In other words, why did the bull demon king get married every time, and his wife died every time on the day of the marriage? Then it was all thanks to the monkey.Thinking about that day when the old cow complained to the monkey under the tree about the iron fan's various evil deeds, and also accused her of being the biggest tigress in the world, denying him dignity and freedom at all, I really don't want to continue living like this.

The monkey on the opposite side immediately exploded when he heard it. He is a rough man just like Lao Niu. In fact, he didn't think about the relationship between men and women at all. Same with Sun Wukong.

Monkey always puts his brothers first, now seeing Lao Niu being bullied by the iron fan to the point of being like a pumpkin, he was so angry that he immediately took out the golden cudgel from his ear and threw it in the courtyard. This kind of fiddling, just like a juggling, made the old cow's originally gloomy face smile immediately.

The old cow said: "Brother, why are your skills getting worse and worse than before?" The monkey is a person who has made troubles in the heaven. Hey, why is it like dancing when you swing a stick now?

The monkey was not annoyed when he saw what the old cow said. He just sighed and said, "I've been in that place for a long time. What's the point of thinking about being a fairy? In fact, if I really did it myself, it's just like that. It's meaningless at all." , It has weakened my original ability, Brother Niu, I really want to be the same me.” As early as the beginning of learning the Western Scriptures, the four masters and apprentices had different ambitions. Compared with a monk and a sand monk, a monkey and a pig It is indeed a lot more pious, but what about monkeys?What about Bajie?Why do they want to become gods and immortals?I always feel that the turning point in the book is a bit abrupt. In my opinion, they don't want to be locked in by those rules at all. In fact, it is exactly the same. Monkey King doesn't want to, and Zhu Bajie doesn't want to either.

"Then what do you want?" After all, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong have been brothers for many years, so he naturally understands his nature very well. He can say such a thing, probably because he already has plans in his heart. He doesn't persuade him, because he knows that he has no idea He doesn't have the ability to change him, so he can only accept it and try to help the monkey as much as possible.

"I haven't made up my mind yet, but Brother Niu, you have to help me when the time comes." Sun Wukong took the arm of the Bull Demon King and turned the matter over in an instant, he said, "How about you and sister-in-law? Think about it?"

In Lao Niu's heart, Iron Fan is a woman who shares troubles with him, no matter what he can do to abandon her, but he is aggrieved in his heart, he wants to get out but he can't bear it, so the two are entangled , If I don't eat well these days and sleep well, half of my spirit will collapse.

"It's easy to do, it depends on whether you dare to do it or not?" The golden light on the monkey's head pointed the direction of the old cow.

The old cow asked: "Say it quickly, don't play sloppy with your brother."

"Haha, since you don't want to divorce your sister-in-law, wouldn't it be better to marry a concubine?" Well, it turns out that this is the point. The true hero in my heart has become a proper scumbag, and he actually made a trick to make a man who was already hurt. A man with a woman's heart also digs a knife into a woman's heart.

Is this really a man?

Of course, some things happened later, but Zhu Bajie only told me this at the time, so I was extremely angry after hearing it.

The moment Iron Fan looked at the monkey, she seemed to know about it, and she already believed that the monkey was the one who caused the crime, so she gouged out the monkey's eyes, and didn't listen to the monkey calling her sister-in-law, so she directly took the plantain fan out of her mouth again. take it out.

Seeing this, the Bull Demon King hurriedly ran to the iron fan and joked, for fear that this wife would cause trouble for him again, and he could do anything at ordinary times, but now that his brother was opposite, he couldn't sit idly by.

"Fanzi, can we talk about it later when we go back to the room? You see Wukong and Bajie are here, so you have to give me face no matter what?" Lao Niu fully demonstrated the masculinity of a straight man at this time, When there are brothers, regardless of whether the reason is on the brother's side or not, you have to give the brother face, how should I put it?Sometimes he might want to apologize to Iron Fan, but the words got stuck in his throat and he couldn't speak out, not to mention the fact that two outsiders were still present, so he couldn't let himself speak softly.

And at this time, the iron fan who was on the top of his head, burned me just now and hadn't burned me to death, so his anger was already very bad. Now seeing Monkey King coming, he was thinking in his heart that he would fight him to death.Women have this characteristic, that is, they will treat people other than that man as imaginary enemies, impose some factors on those people, and then tell themselves that it is their fault, and that man just burns out his brain for a while to do stupid things .

The monkey looked at the couple who had a dispute, and walked towards Zhu Bajie.

In fact, Zhu Bajie didn't speak all the time, and when he went out, he noticed that the atmosphere between the iron fan, the bull devil, and the monkey was obviously not right, so he led me to stand at the door and look at them.

In my impression, Zhu Bajie is a person who talks a lot and thinks a lot, and sometimes even does some ridiculous things.His appearance is a joke, his behavior is also a joke, and even his whole life is a joke. I can't imagine that the people around me can go so long without saying a word. Is he really Zhu Bajie?Is it really the Zhu Bajie described in that book?

"Bajie, why are you here too?" The monkey slapped Zhu Bajie's palm. The palm was so heavy that I could feel Zhu Bajie's body tremble, and I almost slipped out of his sleeve.

Compared with Monkey King, Zhu Bajie seems to be much weaker.

"I'm here to do what's right." Zhu Bajie said.

"Save that girl?" The monkey sensed the gossip and quickly asked, "Junior brother, why are you still the same, and can't walk when you see a woman? When I came here just now, I saw that she was burning badly. How dare you still?" Want to save it?" Monkey looked at Zhu Bajie in disbelief.

Zhu Bajie said: "I saved her out of the compassionate heart of Buddhism." He replied so calmly that I almost believed it, no, I think this should be true, otherwise why would he save me?

"Really?" Monkey put on a look of obvious disbelief, he naturally knew me in his sleeve, and then snatched me away from Zhu Bajie at a fast speed, and then laughed, "Black spider? Haha, interesting , I said, why are you interested in her?"

I have always thought that Monkey is an extremely positive hero. At that time, I thought it was not bad for the master to give me this task?But now I'm caught in the hands of a monkey, he rubbed me like a worm (in fact, I'm a spider, but I haven't fully adapted to my new identity), it's very funny .

"Stop making trouble, is she still injured?" Zhu Bajie saw that I was being tortured badly by the monkey, so he rushed over and told the monkey to stop making trouble.

The monkey didn't refute. Seeing Zhu Bajie put me back in his sleeves, he asked, "What's the matter with this old couple? Why does Mrs. Niu feel like meeting an enemy when she sees me?"

"You have done so many things, whoever sees you is not the same as meeting an enemy?" Zhu Bajie snorted deliberately, the relationship between the two is very good, and they usually sneer and sarcastic, but this monkey loves to be serious, and sometimes listens to it It will become very serious, and only in front of Zhu Bajie can he be particularly magnanimous, at most he will kick the pig's head when he is angry.

No, he made a gesture to kick the pig again, but Zhu Bajie quickly took a step back and said, "You forgot the bad idea I gave Lao Niu a few months ago? What about marrying a wife and a concubine? People are good husbands and wives. You said you did it." What's up?"

After hearing Zhu Bajie's explanation, Hou Zi finally realized that it was because of his own quick talk that caused this tragedy. They started arguing loudly again, and this posture was more powerful than the one that was going to burn me just now.

"Bajie, let's go quickly, this place is too noisy." Seeing the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan flying out of the yard, the monkey's thought of apologizing was instantly wiped out. He still rarely has such a complicated matter. Well done, anyway, this matter is mainly caused by Lao Niu himself, if the sister-in-law wants to blame, then blame Lao Niu.

He glanced at Bajie, pointed to the unextinguished flames of the Sanweizhenhuo that nearly burned me to death just now, and said: "Oh, I haven't played with the Sanweizhenhuo before, I think I was put in the alchemy furnace by that old man After burning for a long time, I have a sense of fear of fire, don’t tell me, I’m not afraid of anything but this fire.”

This fire is really true, Sun Wukong was burned twice in his life, once by the alchemy furnace, and the second time was burned by the red boy in the flaming mountain.

But what did Monkey Sun mean by this?

Zhu Bajie took a look at Monkey King, and then wanted to extinguish the flame, but he was about to raise his hand when Monkey King stopped him.

"Bajie, this three-flavored real fire burned me almost to death. Now that I see this thing again, I naturally can't miss this opportunity. Do you and the little spider want to watch me turn into a nine-dragon play ball? No, it's Jiulong. Fire Dragon Playing with Pearls?"

"No, I'm leaving first." Zhu Bajie rejected Sun Wukong's kindness, and then walked out of the yard quickly.

He walked quickly and quickly, I don't know what he was doing in such a hurry?Just now Sun Wukong also said that he would perform Double Dragon Playing Balls. I haven't seen this thing yet?

Probably not long after I left, Zhu Bajie released me. I was placed on a big rock, and I recovered as soon as I landed. I tried to stretch, but my whole body was full of wounds. It hurts.

When I was blowing on the wound on my body, I suddenly saw that half of the sky on my right side was bright, but it was not normal light, it was red light!

"My senior brother is crazy..." Zhu Bajie walked up to me and said to that touch of red.

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