[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

The Bull Demon King and Iron Fan have been married for many years, and their son Honghaier has long been adopted by Guanyin as a boy to devote himself to practice, so the couple are in a panic at home, and Iron Fan has also reached menopause, and his appearance has deteriorated. He is no longer as delicate as before. Over time, her temper became very irritable. The old cow tried to tolerate it at first, but he was fascinated by the fox spirit next to him after a while, and did not come back for many years.

This angered the jealous altar of Iron Fan. Back then, she set fire to the vixen's hole, causing the vixen to die tragically inside, which made Lao Niu sad for a long time.I thought it was over like this, but I didn't think about it, the old cow became more and more disliked by the iron fan, and it didn't take long before he became more aggressive in finding women outside. The couple entered the cold war period, and the world turned upside down from time to time.

Monkey came over to persuade him to fight a few times, but after all, quarrels between brothers and sisters-in-law are quarrels, and quarrels are quarrels, so he couldn't say anything. After coming a few times, he didn't come again.

It's all right now, Lao Niu doesn't want to fight Iron Fan at all, he starts to look for beautiful women in various places to take in as a concubine, and if he changes his ways, he wants to fight Iron Fan.

But the iron fan is not a fuel-efficient lamp. She didn't say anything at first, and after the man brought his wife back, she began to use various methods to make the concubines take the initiative to seek death.

At this time, I had already turned into that girl and was taken to their hall by the sedan chair of the Bull Demon King.

As usual, there seems to be no difference.

I thought after what happened a few times before, my husband, the Bull Demon King, would at least come to remind me to be careful with the iron fan, but it seems that I was thinking too much, he didn't do that, instead he didn't come all night .It was only later that I realized that every time the Iron Fan succeeded, it was because of the connivance of the Bull Demon King. He didn't care about the bride's life or death at all, and the existence of the bride was like a flag in the hands of the two of them. If you can't live until dawn, it depends on who can win the game between the two of them.

I'm really angry when I think about it, but what can I do now?I took off the wedding dress on my body, then opened the door and planned to go out to find the Bull Demon King.

As soon as they walked out of the yard, they saw the couple standing under the big tree and looking at each other.

"Husband..." I purposely walked over to gesture to them.

The two of them looked at me as if I didn't follow the script. Well, the specific expressions can be associated with two tender and affectionate couples arguing over an unfounded mistress. In fact, it was their business, but I Appeared inappropriately.

"Little pig, go back quickly, it's none of your business here." It was the bull devil who came out of the two-person world first, and he reminded me that this place is not safe, so I hurried back to the room.

I was called "Little Pig" by him, and before I could react, I saw the iron fan and yelled at me. In my opinion, she clearly took over the body and mind of the man next to me, but she wanted to impose all her resentment on me. On me, I looked at the Bull Demon King with resentment, hoping that he could find a way to calm down Iron Fan's anger.

"You spider spirit, why do I dislike you? You even married into my house, okay, okay, if that's the case, let the old cow die quickly." With the iron fan stuck in his waist, The momentum of scolding me became more and more arrogant, but she scolded me, but I didn't feel it at all?Maybe I'm not the person involved, and I can't empathize with her scolding at all. On the contrary, I saw the Bull Demon King standing aside in embarrassment. What on earth is this for?The good man was about to be scolded away by her.

"What are you scolding her for? Why are you angry at me? Every time I go to marry a daughter-in-law and come in, don't you agree? Why did you become mine in the end?" Bull Demon King said helplessly. Mouth, that seems to be accusing the iron fan of going back and forth, it was clearly agreed before, how come it has become a questioning of the teacher when it comes?

Originally, she was glaring at the iron fan who kept scolding me in that barabala, but now she seemed to have grasped the handle. I think she wanted to teach the Bull Demon King a good lesson, right?She pulled the Bull Demon King's ears far away, and cursed angrily: "It's fine if you don't say it, but if you say it, I want to kill you? Are you and Zhu Bajie a pawn? Do what you are told to do." What?"

In my opinion, Zhu Bajie is not what she said.

"Hey, you man, why did you say that the matter between the two of us is related to Bajie?" The Bull Demon King is like the kind of straight male cancer in the world, who can't turn the corner. To put it bluntly, he has low EQ, and now that Iron Fan is so angry with him, he still doesn't know it?

"Your brothers are not good people, let's just say your monkey?" Well, the two of them seemed to have completely forgotten that I was there.

"What's wrong with my monkey brother? Hasn't he always stood by your side?" When it comes to his brother being said so by his wife, the originally good-tempered Bull Demon King is not happy. He has always been the most affectionate person. You can say anything bad about him, but you must never say bad about his brother. If you talk about him in a hurry, even your own wife can't do that.

When Iron Fan saw that the Bull Demon King was a little excited, the flames grew even bigger. At this moment, she took out the plantain fan from her mouth, and then backed away four or five meters away, intending to cast a spell on the Bull Demon King.

It is estimated that this kind of formation has been seen many times before, and the old cow is not ambiguous. Seeing that the iron fan took out the fan, he also changed his body and changed into his real body. His snort was red hot, and he was going to fuck with the other party. .

I can't control this scene at all, it's the rhythm that all my friends are shocked.

I quickly rushed to them and stopped them: "Hey, Brother Niu and Sister-in-law Niu, I'm all to blame for this. Since you both love each other so much, why did you marry me in? Now that nothing happened to me and Brother Niu , Why don't we just treat it as a void marriage, and let's go back to our respective houses and find our own mothers?" I'm so knowledgeable, so this should be the end of the matter, right?

"Old cow, what do you say?" Iron Fan lowered the fan a little, which showed that she was also a little soft-hearted, looked at the Bull Demon King opposite, and asked him.

As for women, most of the reasons for anger come from the attitude of the other half. If the Bull Demon King is not a straight man and can’t understand the meaning of Iron Fan’s original words, those women would not have died in vain before. Alas, no wonder people in the world It is said that if you show affection, you will die quickly. This is how it is.

I saw that there was nothing wrong with the iron fan, so I turned my head to the Bull Demon King. I didn't think about it, this old cow really went to the bottom, and I don't know if he just heard Iron Fan mock his brother, so now instead It is he who is more angry.

He said: "Tie Fan, you and I have been married for many years. I thought that we would be like each other, but I didn't expect it to become the situation today. I have tolerated you over and over again. Until today, I have endured enough!" Well, what he meant was that he wanted to finish playing with Iron Fan. Look at that look, he didn't want to reconcile at all, he wanted to make a clean break.

I suddenly felt full of malice from the iron fan, and suddenly felt that I had been shot.

No, it's an innocent lying down.

"Wait, brother Niu, you can't be so impulsive. In fact, sister-in-law Niu loves you. Sometimes it's not sweet talk or true love. You have been together for many years, don't you know each other's nature? So far, you can see that she has been harmful. Do you?" This couple is really a headache, and they have to fight each other for a matter that can be saved with a few simple words.

But how do you say it?

Do not erupt in silence, die in silence!

It is estimated that the bull demon king usually receives a lot of anger from the iron fan, but now it has all exploded, and his aura is estimated to be unstoppable by his sons and grandchildren.

"Little spider, stay away. I don't want you to become a victim between me and your sister-in-law. You are a good girl and considerate. When you get married in the future, don't become a lioness like the woman opposite. , I will bite anyone I see." The Bull Demon King warned me.

But if the female lion bites, the male lion will not bite?

"Ox Demon King, it seems that it is wrong to treat you well? Remember what you told me back then? You said I was as beautiful as a flower, just like a fairy descending from the earth. What did you do when you chased after my ass shamelessly? Didn't expect me to become what I am now? Also, who can I blame for becoming what I am now?" Iron Fan's tears were about to flow out, but she was as stubborn as her, and she could cry in front of anyone, except Even if she can't cry in front of this cow, even if she is a lion, she is still a lion with dignity, otherwise how will she deal with this cow in the future?

"Hehe, it's funny, what did you look like before? Look at what you look like now? Tie Fan, do you know how long it's been since you dressed up? The brides I married a few times ago have their own merits, you Why don't you think about what you lack?" It's over, it's over, in order to win this war of words in front of his wife, this cow has violated the previous rules and directly attacked Iron Fan?

Why do I smell a scumbag?No, Brother Niu, you are actually just full of grievances and have nowhere to vent, but if you say that about Iron Fan, isn't it the same as her?

"Bull Demon King, I'm going to kill you!" At this moment, the iron fan was infuriated by the Bull Demon King's anger, and she aimed the plantain fan at the Bull Demon King again, intending to blow it away.

"Sister-in-law Niu, don't do this, you have to be calm, you have to be calm, you know?" Seeing that the situation was getting more and more out of control, I hurried to the iron fan to comfort her.

"Don't touch me!" She didn't want to, she slapped me out.

So those people before were all accidentally injured by her?

Even if I was a person without flesh and blood, I was directly knocked to the ground by her, and immediately spit out a few mouthfuls of blood.

I am innocent, sister-in-law.

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