[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

Can I believe that the sleeping power of a pig is infinite?Sure enough, he has been lying in bed for three days and three nights, and my time has been exhausted by him.It's not that I don't want to leave here to find another way, but every time I want to leave, the pig will sense something, sit up immediately from the bed, point to me and say, "Don't go, I haven't shown you this place yet." Where is Gao Laozhuang?"

"Uncle, I want to see your master and senior brothers more than visiting Gao Laozhuang. Why, can you take me there now?" Although he was a handsome man just now, he almost fascinated me, but I still I can't help but call him "uncle" as if that's the right way to call him - mainly because calling my brother is too nasty, isn't he over tens of thousands of years old?

"Just like your uncle and me, it's good to be able to barely talk to you. Be content. You go outside to play first. Don't go too far. When uncle is full of sleep, he will take you to see the monkeys." Then he finished speaking. With these words, he immediately collapsed on the bed, unable to wake up no matter how much he screamed.

In this way, I was trapped in Gaolaozhuang by this pig for three days, wasting half of my time.

Well, I have to persevere, I have to be calm, isn't there still the possibility of falling in love at first sight?Maybe that monkey likes my one?With this belief in mind, I began to try to use her clothes and jewelry in Miss Gao's boudoir. What kind of girl would Sun Wukong like?ladylike?Mature style?Cute?Small and fresh?Or a femme fatale?I looked at Zhu Bajie lying on the bed, and sighed helplessly.

"This is the wedding room of Ms. Gao and I. If I hadn't had to postpone the wedding date in order to send the master to fetch the scriptures, otherwise, Ms. Gao and I would have been a group of children, enjoying the bliss of the world I don’t know when Zhu Bajie woke up, he was lying on his side on the bed, he looked like a drunk imperial concubine, but the strange thing was that he had no interest in my well-dressed clothes, not because he didn’t change at this time It's like a pig's head, but he didn't even have a comment, so he took all the details of the room into his eyes, and then went directly to express his emotions.

Such a scene is really sad, I can't help but want to cry, am I such a failure?I looked at myself in the mirror, obviously I picked the most beautiful beauty in the world to change, why can't even Zhu Bajie be attracted at this moment?Will monkeys still feel when they see it?

How strange, isn't Zhu Bajie always following the comedy route?Why did the style of painting suddenly change and become so affectionate?Also, is he a little mentally disturbed, and what he said is completely different from the facts I learned?

"Uncle, what happened next? Did you come back to look for her after you finished taking the West Classic?" I asked.

"I found it, she's dead." However, after only 14 years of walking, Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao have been separated forever, and they will never see each other. All the souls disappeared completely, "I once looked for her, and the Buddha said, it was because my heart was not calm, so God wanted to take her away as my catastrophe."

Zhu Bajie took a sip of the wine in his hand bitterly, and smiled wryly.I have never seen such a Zhu Bajie, and this is something I have never seen in my knowledge.

I asked him, "Uncle, so you are so infatuated, what are you going to do?"

"It's nothing to do, just come back every year, and it's a matter of my own mind." After saying this, he returned to his original expression, smiling brightly, as if nothing had happened just now, He said, "By the way, I don't know your name yet?"

name?I really didn't think about it, my number is 758, should I tell Zhu Bajie this?

No, this is too ugly, I said: "There is a flower in my name, why don't you call me Xiaohua?"

"Haha, Xiao Hua, are you going to meet my master and senior brother?" He quickly accepted my name. Sure enough, Zhu Bajie's heart was a little bigger. First he didn't doubt my identity, and then he said he would take me to meet the monkey. And Tang Seng they really took me there.

I nodded quickly, expressing the idea that I really, really want to go.

He touched his brow, and then said to me: "It's not difficult to see them, but let's discuss it."

I asked, "What kind of negotiation? As long as you can take me to see them, any negotiation will be fine."

Zhu Bajie glanced at me, probably thinking in his heart why this girl is so silly and sweet, willing to say anything, but even so, he still didn't want to do anything to me, he just said: "You see, our faces are similar, how about How about you remove the title of uncle and call me brother?"

I froze for a moment, and nodded heavily.

I quickly entered the role of Zhu Bajie's younger sister and tried my best to play her well, but unexpectedly...

"Brother Jiezi, aren't we going to meet Dou Conquer Buddha? What are you doing here?" When I heard that Zhu Bajie was going to take me to meet the monkey, I immediately screamed three times excitedly, and Zhu Bajie said that I looked ugly when I was happy It was great, and then he walked out the door with his nine-tooth nail on his back, and dug a hole facing the old osmanthus tree.I walked over suspiciously, and reconfirmed, "Are we leaving now? Are we really going to see Dou Zhan Buddha?"

"Yeah, isn't this trying to let you see it?" Zhu Bajie looked very serious, and saw that he raised the rake high, and then knocked it towards the tree. A trunk of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree was knocked down.

I walked over in surprise and watched him tell me to stand on the tree trunk quickly, saying that he was about to fly into the sky.

With a drum in my heart, I walked up the tree trunk cautiously and said, "Brother, why did you follow me? This tree trunk is obviously not enough for the two of us?" The carrier is so that I can step on it, but I didn't expect him to follow it, and it seems that he also wants to ride together.

This tree trunk is pitifully short, it would be enough to stand on me alone, and he would be panting even more if he added it, so I hurriedly stopped him so that he doesn't have to worry about me, I will stand on this tree trunk to keep my balance of.

But he said: "Sister, it's not that I feel sorry for you. In fact, it's your brother, and I can't fly. In order to take you to the sky, I cut off one of my beloved sweet-scented osmanthus trees to take you to the sky. It's also a thank you." Take good care of me for the past three days." Zhu Bajie looked helpless, he explained that the reason why he stepped on this tree trunk was absolutely not to take advantage of me, not only did he not, he also felt that it was because of me that he lost a tree trunk.Although he didn't say these words, I know that's what he thinks, huh.

"How about it? How about we go? How about taking you on a day trip to the Heavenly Court?" Zhu Bajie was already handsome and handsome at this time, but he still spoke in a glib way, which made people laugh.

In order not to waste time, I nodded vigorously, and then stepped on the branch with him, and the two of them slowly lifted into the air.

"How is it? How does it feel to fly?" Zhu Bajie asked me.

I tried my best to keep my balance, because the Zhu Bajie next to me didn't care about me at all, let me sway on the branch and didn't come to help me, and asked me how I felt in a hypocritical way?

But in order to see his senior brother, I can only endure this tone, I nodded and said: "I can still get used to it, by the way, brother Jiezi, why can't you fly? Aren't you the messenger of the altar? Immortals, there are some Can fly?"

"Little girl, it's better to read less of those books. In order to make you fascinated by the gods, those authors have already described us as gods, but the truth is that what you see now is what I am. Flying needs the help of branches." After hearing such a question, Zhu Bajie remained calm as usual, and immediately extinguished my original intention to ridicule him for not being able to fly, what else can I say?

"So that's the case. I used to think that you are all very powerful. It seems that I was wrong." I was very disappointed. First, I felt that I asked too many questions, and I was afraid of attracting Zhu Bajie's attention again. Second, it was I want Zhu Bajie to tell me all about the other three.

"No, what's said in the book, but my description doesn't match. They are all as you imagined, with boundless magic power and incomparable heroism." Zhu Bajie said, this time he couldn't help but help me, only It's just that he held my arm through the sleeve and didn't make physical contact with me.

I stuck out my tongue in embarrassment, thinking that if I almost fell off a branch just now, he wouldn't have pulled me, but he was too careful, right?Why don't you even want to touch me?I'm not interested in him, and I'm not his Miss Gao, so I won't make him a pig again!

"Brother Jiezi, what should I say when I see Dou Victory Buddha later?" I looked ahead, and there seemed to be a faint palace-like place. If I guessed correctly, it should be a monkey place to stay.Sigh, I wasn't nervous just now, but when I saw him getting closer, my heart started beating wildly. What the hell am I nervous about?

"My senior brother is quite funny. I don't see many people on weekdays. I guess he is boring enough. If you don't talk when you pass by, he will talk to you. You can rest assured about that." He explained with a smile, Then told me that we will be there in a while, and asked me to be calm and treat it with a normal heart.

Just when I was still thinking about how to make the monkey fall in love with me at first sight, I saw a black shadow approaching in front of me, and I was scared by him and jumped out of the branch by accident. No, I'm going to fall!

Zhu Bajie save me quickly!

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