[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

I didn't expect my progress to develop so fast. It turns out that the black shadow is the Monkey King, who defeated the Buddha Sun Wukong, so he is also a handsome man!How strange, how did this world completely overturn the original data stored in my memory?Although Sun Wukong has monkey hair all over his body, it doesn't hinder his handsomeness at all. I was so scared that I fell from the tree trunk just now, but Sun Wukong caught him firmly. We rotated three 360 ​​degrees in the sky It took a big turn and finally landed on the ground.

"Thank you Dou Victory Buddha!" ​​After being put down by him, I immediately cupped my fists to express my gratitude, and used the winking skill that I had practiced countless times before to launch a super-powerful light wave at Monkey King!

I thought the monkey would react somewhat, but after the monkey saw me, he disappeared in a hideous manner. In a split second, I was left behind by him, and when I looked back, I saw Zhu Bajie stumbling towards me.

Ah!

This fat man fell directly on top of me!

Hey, I'm a girl, okay, you shouldn't let me be a meat pad!

"Why didn't you stand firm just now, I have been looking for you for a long time." Zhu Bajie didn't apologize, he stood up and asked me.

Dare to feel that the two brothers and sisters are pure people with six roots, they don't know how to pity and cherish jade at all, just now the monkey left me alone, but now Zhu Bajie put me down and didn't respond at all, anyway, I'm also a girl, okay?I rolled his eyes at him, touched my painful waist on purpose and said, "Just now your senior brother caught me and sent me here, but he left..."

I seemed a little frustrated, the person I had finally met disappeared all of a sudden, so he didn't mean anything to me?Or is it just born like this?

Zhu Bajie glanced at me, as if he had already seen that I wanted him to apologize, but he just didn't say anything, and deliberately raised his eyebrows and said, "You said you saw my brother?"

"That's right, the Monkey King in the battle robe is written in the story book, isn't that the one I saw?" Although it is ten thousand times more beautiful than in the picture book, I'm sure it's the monkey grandson!After all, there is only one monkey who dares to do whatever he wants in this vast heaven.Forget it, for the sake of him being able to help me find Monkey King, I will not settle accounts with him for the time being.

Zhu Bajie moved his mouth, pointed at my back, and said, "Are you talking about him?"

I looked back, was it not Monkey King, who else?

I suddenly became excited again. To be honest, I didn't have much interest in Monkey King, but at this juncture, I really enjoyed this feeling. I don't know why, but I just enjoyed it.

So, I ran towards where Sun Wukong was, and shyly clasped my fists at him again, and said, "Sun Dasheng, I am your admirer. I have admired your name for a long time. When I saw you today, I really lived up to my reputation." Since Sun Wukong is not interested in women, even my good skin is not moved at all, then I will make him fall in love with me in another way.Are you an admirer?I heard that men like women to admire themselves, and Monkey King should be no exception, right?

The monkey seemed to react a bit, he looked at me, no, to be precise, he should have scanned me from top to bottom, and then... disappeared again.

What's the matter, don't you just not wait to see me?

"Sun Dasheng is so unreasonable?" I froze for a long time, and when I saw Zhu Bajie walking towards me, I asked him why.

Zhu Bajie smiled, and then explained: "My monkey brother can't stay in one place for long, especially this place where he was supposed to practice, so what you saw just now is his monkey hair, He is specially responsible for guarding the door for him." Sure enough, neither of the two senior brothers is normal, Zhu Bajie looked at me with a confused face, and continued, "The reason why he disappeared after looking at you is to judge whether you have What kind of attack ability, so it disappeared and left, otherwise you will see a fierce fight until the comer is defeated."

What a powerful watchdog.

I can't help but sigh.

"So this means Monkey King is not here?" I asked Zhu Bajie.

He nodded, meaning that I was right, Sun Monkey is indeed not here.

I endured Zhu Bajie for three days. On the fourth day, I went to heaven with him to find Monkey King, but now I got such a result. I wondered whether I should roast or boil this pig?

"Come with me." Zhu Bajie seemed to have some strange tricks. He opened the door of Monkey King's house. I sighed. I didn't expect this majestic heaven. I thought it would be a fairyland, but I didn't expect Monkey King's house to be so simple. , so simple that only a futon and a table are placed in the room?

I finally know why Sun Wukong doesn't live here, it's me, and I won't live here either.

"Of course, the simpler the place to practice, the better. However, both of our senior brothers are not calm people. Only the master and the third junior brother devote themselves to practicing. The senior brother and I have long been tired of this kind of life, so you still treat us well." Fantasies?" Zhu Bajie seemed to regard me as an ignorant girl with a persuasive appearance.

Hey, uncle, it's easy to figure it out, I'm not the kind of person who has no brains, okay?

"Brother Jiezi, you have misunderstood me. I am just envious of all the adventures you have had on the road to the West Meridian. That kind of unknown, yes, is the feeling of challenging the unknown." I didn't know for a while. How should I answer, when I said it, I felt that what I said was an ignorant girl even more than the ignorant girl Zhu Bajie thought, what should I do?How can I save it?Do you want to shed tears, or do you want to hang yourself?God, these are not my strong points, how can I stop him from thinking too much?

"Hey, I suddenly thought of a place, maybe my senior brother went there." Unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie didn't think too much, he directly proposed to take me to another place to find monkeys.

We found the tree trunk that took us flying just now, and the two stood up tremblingly and continued to fly in the sky.I whispered to Zhu Bajie where we are going this time.

He told me that he hadn't seen the master for a long time, and he didn't want to disturb his clean-up, but he looked very positive, so he just took me there.

Did I say monkeys will be there?

He said that he didn't know, but the monkey is still wearing the locator. If he wants the monkey to show up, he can just ask the master to recite the magic spell.

I was surprised, didn't the thing worn by the monkey be taken back by the Tathagata when he was enshrining the god?Why are you wearing it on your head again?

Zhu Bajie may have seen my doubts, and quickly said that it was because Tathagata was worried that the monkey would confiscate his mind, so he specially asked the master to discipline him occasionally.

Not long after, we came to the temple where Tang Seng was staying. Zhu Bajie led me up to him and had a face-to-face meeting with Tang Seng.

Tang Seng has a kind face, but unexpectedly he is not as good-looking as the two apprentices. I was wondering why, and then I figured it out. Maybe the author substituted himself into the role of Tang Seng when he created it, so Tang Seng has the aura of the protagonist. , naturally handsome, white and tall, but still white and tender?

But the fact is, I reckon he should be older than the land father, with a lot of wrinkles on his face.

"Little girl, what are you doing looking at me like this? Is there something that the poor monk has puzzled you?" Tang Seng is good at talking, and he doesn't shy away from seeing me. He only listens to Zhu Bajie's introduction and then asks me directly.

As soon as I heard what he said, I immediately smiled apologetically for my gaffe just now, then clasped my fists and said: "The little girl's name is Xiaohua, and she grew up listening to the stories of four Bodhisattvas, so..." I scratched my head in embarrassment , it is not good to continue.

Tang Seng didn’t blame me either. He is an eminent monk who has recited more scriptures than I have walked, so naturally he wouldn’t care about me as much, so soon, Zhu Bajie told Tang Seng that I wanted to see monkeys, and hoped that Tang Seng would understand. Calling the monkey here has fulfilled my wish.

"Wukong, I haven't seen him for a long time. You too, Wu Neng, you haven't seen me for hundreds of years, have you? Why did you come to me today to find your senior brother?" Tang Seng said to Zhu Bajie, the two of them did not deliberately avoid anything because of my presence, but they had a very natural conversation. I felt that if they didn't regard me as their own person, they had already regarded me as air.

Zhu Bajie replied happily: "Master, you also know that in fact, senior brother and I are people who can't stay idle, and the two of us have done this thing of eating fast and reciting Buddha at the very beginning." Honestly, how could this pig resist not eating meat?Although he is also a pig.

If this happened in the past, Tang Seng would definitely accuse Zhu Bajie of uttering wild words again, and he has already seen through the world, so he would not be so surprised by his apprentice's thoughts. He said: "Wu Neng, so many things have happened. I thought you would figure it out, now that you have been demoted to Sanxian, what have you gained?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly looked at me, and found that I was staring at him with wide eyes, so he smiled again and said to Tang Seng: "Master, this little girl is still here, I am also the messenger of the altar in people's mind, how much do you like?" Give me some face."

Tang Seng shook his head and did not speak.

"Monks don't tell lies, I know, I know." Zhu Bajie saw that the master's appearance was not right, he quickly surrendered with a smile on his face, and said, "Then can you call the senior brother over now?"

"Brother Jiezi, have you been demoted again?" While Tang Seng was leaving, I hurried forward to ask Zhu Bajie.I thought that Zhu Bajie would go on forever after being relegated from the original Tianpeng Marshal to Zhu Bajie, and then promoted to Jingtan, but I didn't think about it, he was demoted again, so what was the reason for being demoted?Could it be because of another beauty?

"Yeah, you should say that I was demoted again." He looked frustrated and said with his hands on his forehead, "Who wants me to be greedy? To be a god is to be hungry. I can't go hungry, so I'm destined to be a An ordinary man."

He said it bluntly, but it kind of aroused the curiosity in my heart. I grabbed his sleeve and said, "How many times have you been demoted?"

"Yes, in fact, I am the ancient God. I made a small mistake and was demoted to the canopy guarding the Nantianmen. Later, I made a small mistake and became Zhu Bajie. I made some mistakes, and it became what you see now." He said in annoyance, his eyebrows were slightly furrowed, but his appearance was surprisingly good-looking.

I stood on tiptoe and leaned in front of him and asked, "Brother Jiezi, it seems that you are not compatible with Tianting."

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