[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

I am robot No. 00758. After I came to this world, I knew nothing except that I had to perform tasks.Who is my master?I don't know, what did he invent us for?I don't know either.

Today, I finally received a task that said [Complete dismantling task]

I didn't understand, so I asked the robot next to me. The robot was a fat guy. He just ran in panting heavily. As soon as he saw me, he said, "You were just born, right?"

I nodded, I was tagged one second, and I received the task the next second.

However, what is the dismantling task?How can I finish him?And when it is done, what kind of reward will I get?

"Hey, dismantling the mission seems to be quite difficult. You have to be careful when you accept the mission for the first time, and don't develop feelings for humans." Later I found out that this tall and big guy, In fact, it is not a male attribute, but a girl like me. She told me that a junior robot like me must obey the orders issued by the master completely and unconditionally, otherwise it will be dragged to the slaughterhouse and directly transformed into a robot with a big shovel. Into a pile of scrap iron.

I was so nervous that I couldn't speak, and after a while I said: "Good sister, tell me, how should I complete this task?"

She cheerfully read the task card carefully again, then pointed to the information on the card, and said, "Have you read Journey to the West?"

Because we will be equipped with all the information materials in the initial stage, so I responded.

"It's written on it that you need to go to Journey to the West to make that Dou Zhanfo fall in love with you, but you must get out of your body and let him make trouble in the heavenly palace again after losing you."

What kind of strange task is this?I stood there in a daze because I didn't understand the purpose of this mission. When I came back to my senses, the robot had already walked away.

Journey to the West?Sun Wukong?

Are you going to meet the Monkey King who has become a fighting Buddha?

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At this moment, I have been squatting in Gaolaozhuang all morning, just like the modern paparazzi.Why did I focus on Gao Laozhuang? That's because I can't go to heaven at all. I can only look for clues in the world. According to the clues I collected, Zhu Bajie among the four masters and apprentices still has a hometown. In the world, and every year at a specific time to come down for a trip.I estimated the time, and it happened to be today.

Well, I saw a man who looks like a scholar approaching me slowly. That appearance should be similar to the Pan An that people talk about, right?My first impression of him was not bad, but I think I should be regarded as one of the facial controls in the robot, but now that the task is in hand, the most important thing is to complete the task now.Unexpectedly, he went to the door and stopped to look at me, and I looked up at him. At first I thought it was a passerby, but he asked me about me after a while.

"Nowhere to live?" the man said to me.

I shook my head.

"Looking for someone?" He continued to ask me.

I still shake my head.

"It's not that there is no place to live or looking for someone, but it's because he thinks this place is comfortable?" He looked at the sky on purpose, it wasn't sunny, and the temperature was quite low, so it didn't make sense to think that he would bask in the sun here.

I said: "I just want to sit here, uncle, you are too lenient." Although he is a handsome man, he can't hinder people from doing things, right?I replied with some displeasure.

"Uncle?" The beauty seemed a little surprised by the address he heard. He looked at me, then smiled, and went straight forward to open the door of Gao Laozhuang.

Zhu Bajie’s Gao Laozhuang should be an ancient house with pavilions and pavilions in his impression. Even if Miss Gao’s soul has passed away, there will always be someone who will always arrange the memory to bury him.

Of course, this was the beauty's thought before she opened the door of the Gao Mansion. When he opened the door, I was dumbfounded.

"Why... did you... open the door of someone else's house?" I couldn't believe that the stranger in front of me opened the door in front of my eyes, but what surprised me even more was that people are not things.Why is everything different from what I imagined?In front of him was an ancient house that had been abandoned for hundreds of years, and the spider webs on it almost sealed up the house.

"Call me Ring, that's what everyone calls me." The beauty didn't seem to take it seriously, he wasn't surprised by such a situation at all, not only wasn't surprised, on the contrary, he still looked very calm.The door was too old, and it was a bit difficult to push the door just now, so he kicked it open with his feet, and then he ran into the bunch of spider webs.

He turned out to be Zhu Bajie?What about the rude image of the fat head and big ears?You're not a fat man, why did you become a handsome man?

"Come in." Zhu Bajie went in and fiddled for a while, and after a while, all the cobwebs in the yard disappeared. He stood under a sweet-scented osmanthus tree and waved to me, telling me to hurry over and not be in a daze.

I let out a sigh of relief. In order to meet Monkey King, I had to go through Zhu Bajie. Who wants him to be the closest person to Monkey King?

"Brother Jiezi, what do you want me to do?" I walked up to him and looked around, and found that apart from being a little old, the environment here is quite good. If ordinary people come here, they will definitely think this is some kind of ghost house. But Zhu Bajie is different, he knows magic spells, and his magic power is very powerful. After removing the barriers covered here, the beauty here is revealed little by little.

"I come here every year to drink a cup of sweet-scented osmanthus wine. It is fragrant and rich, and reminds me of many things." Just as he was speaking, Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand and turned it into his weapon, a nine-toothed rake, and then knocked around the sweet-scented osmanthus tree. , The soil on the ground immediately loosened, and slowly a wine jar floated up.He naturally picked up the wine jar and poured the wine into two wine glasses, then he handed it to me and said, "Try it, maybe you will think of many things."

Yeah?If this wine is something that can be remembered, then what can I remember?I am just a newborn machine, I entered this world just to survive.

"Your eyes are red. It seems that this wine really has an effect. Tell me, what do you think of?" He stretched out his hand and made a stone bench and two chairs beside us. He motioned for me to sit down Talked, and pushed the newly conjured plate of fruit in front of me.

I shook my head and said, "It's just that the wind blows the sand in. I can have no good memories. I'm still a child."

"Yeah, you are still a child, well, this Gao Laozhuang is still the same as it was back then, nothing has changed, you can walk around, and I am here tasting wine and recalling memories, so it can be regarded as Waiting for you." When he smiles, his eyes will bend like crescent moons, which is very beautiful.

After he finished speaking, I nodded obediently, and then began to take a good tour of this famous Gao Laozhuang.

Based on the information entered into my brain by the master, I know that the Miss Gao that Zhu Bajie is talking about actually doesn't like him, but this dead fat man is good at disguising, and he only exposed the fat pig's ears when the time came, which made Gao's family Realizing that this person is by no means a good person, she let Ms. Gao escape overnight and seek help from Tang Seng, her teacher and his apprentice, and their marriage was finally concluded.

What I can't figure out is why Zhu Bajie, who is obviously able to hide it very well, reveals his secrets on the eve of getting married?He is not a stupid person, as you can see from the contact with him just now, he actually understands what people are thinking, how can people see him as a pig at such an important juncture.

I went around Gao Laozhuang, and I'm actually not very interested in this sub-plot.The most important thing for me now is to find Monkey King through Zhu Bajie, and make him fall in love with me in just seven days.Alas, just seeing Sun Wukong has already made my head hurt. How to make him fall in love with me is really a big problem!I turned back to the yard dejectedly, and found that Zhu Bajie was a little drunk. I saw him pour the last drop of wine in the wine jar, pour them into his mouth, and then fell straight to the ground.

I went up to help, but was surprised to find that Zhu Bajie became a prototype after being exposed to alcohol. Now he has a pig's head and he has long lost his beauty just now.

I couldn't believe my eyes, is this the real Zhu Bajie?

"Brother Jiezi, brother Jiezi, wake up soon?" I tried to shake him awake, and urged him, "You are the envoy of the altar, if you let the Buddha know that you have been drinking, you will be punished." I regretted not reminding him in the first place, when it was too late to remember this precept.

"Haha, it's okay. By the way, little girl, I haven't asked you why you came to Gaolaozhuang?... Hey, I want to sleep for a while. If you have anything to do, go ahead and leave me alone." He was drunk It was so bad that before he finished speaking, he lay down on the ground again and fell asleep.

The skin is the skin of a handsome man, but in his bones, he is still that Zhu Bajie.

In order not to arouse his suspicion, I deliberately pretended not to know him, and then said: "I am an admirer of their master and apprentice, it's just because I was young and my father was strict with me, so I never came out to see the world .Now that I’ve come out, I have to get to know you better. I’m surprised just seeing you now. You actually…” I asked several times in a row, trying to act as naive as a young girl No time, by the way, I actually look like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, so my appearance shouldn't violate harmony, right?

I looked at Zhu Bajie, he seemed to be suspicious of me, but he probably thought that I couldn't do anything bad, so the doubt in his eyes was fleeting, followed by a smile on his face, he murmured He murmured a few words, as if to say: "Sure enough, you are calling me uncle, and you should call me uncle."

After speaking, the person fell down and couldn't get up again.

God, I don't have much time, Zhu Bajie, don't sleep for three days and three nights!

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