[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

The Fengji Consortium Hotel, which is located next to the Binsheng Central Plaza, has always been the highest consumption representative of Bisheng Town, because this hotel is not only for those who have money to live in, but also for people approved by the Fengji Consortium.

In fact, the original purpose of the hotel was just for Lark to receive those who came to him for business, such as Peng Geli’s high-level executives. The people under him were too capable and gradually made the hotel very gorgeous. There were too many people staying, and Lark was very annoyed. Only then did I start to set this rule.

Basically, the people who can live in are approved by Yunque, but during the wedding of Sawada Tsunayoshi, too many people rushed in at once, and the "mother and son" at home made him mess up from time to time, and the impatient Yunshu waved his hand away. Leave it to Tetsuya Kusakabe to make the decision.

Having said so much, I just want to explain the reason why the group of people represented by Liu Dao Mu and Balian appear here. However, this is not the reason why these big men stay in a good room and sleep in the hotel corridor. The reason why the sky was dark, not to mention the reason why Oscar was hit on the head with a brick as soon as he opened the door...

The matter still has to start from the wedding banquet last night. Finally, the Tanabata God, who had accumulated merit points, was reincarnated as he wished. Cupid finally picked up the eating tools, patted his buttocks, turned around and left Bingsheng, and when he crossed the boundary Only to find out that a few embarrassing arrows have also been used...

The Illusion Arrow, as the name suggests, is an arrow that produces hallucinations, but if it is shot from the Bow of Cupid, it has another obvious effect-it will regard the person it sees at the first sight as the person it loves.

In the middle of the night, there was a faint roar in the depths of Bingsheng. Cupid looked up at the sky and made a serious prayer gesture, then turned and left Bingsheng. As a god, he is quite disciplined and professional. Yes—he doesn't care about things that are not on his borders.

Everyone in Pengelie knew that Balian was a group of militants who basically couldn't sit still. Although Squalo was the only person who was willing to show face as a representative to attend Judaime's wedding, he didn't feel lonely and cold. So I don't want to know at all, why there is an extra person on the bed when I wake up.

a man.

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For unknown reasons, the wonderful duel between Pengelie Wushou and swordsman Squalo started in the corridor on the fourth floor of Fengji Hotel. For a while, illusion and swordsmanship flew together, and Oscar Agares was involved in the battle for no reason. It also made the battle more complicated.The most amazing thing is that the security guards of the Fengji Consortium not only did not come forward to stop them, but professionally created an enchantment for unknown reasons, which protected the onlookers well.

The onlookers included Mirufiore's two leaders Bailan and Youni, Amy and Keigo Atobe who was pulled out of her sleep by her, and finally Daisy with a bewildered expression.

Young Master: Who told me what happened? ?

Today's boss is also very handsome: what the hell is your name upstairs, I'm getting goosebumps!

Young Master: You don't care about me!What the hell happened?

Who stole my cotton candy: It is said to be like this~ Squalo woke up in the morning and found that there was an extra man on the bed and ran away. The amazing thing is that the room is obviously Kakimoto Chiku~ But the other man on the bed is Rokudo Han, so this matter...is very interesting~

Young Master Me: ...Who is this *wavy line?

Who snatched my marshmallow: Oh, it doesn’t matter who I am~ It is said that one of the functions of Cupid’s arrow is to make the person hit by the arrow regard the person he saw first as his beloved~

Baseball is so fun: It turns out that guy Squalo has a lover too, and he still didn't admit it when I asked him last time.

Today's boss is also handsome: Upstairs, your focus is so strange... By the way, why do you know who we are talking about when you are clearly not at the scene?

Young Master: How do you know that he is not there... Do you know who he is?

Today's boss is also very handsome: This id looks like Mr. Peng Lie Yushou. Speaking of this, you had a Bawang meal at someone's sushi restaurant before.

Baseball is fun: ahaha, never mind, my dad won't mind too much.

Akashi: I paid for it.

Young Master Me: That's right, and then the Young Master... Huh?Young...Master?Why are you here too?

Today's boss is also handsome: ...As expected of Akashi, this id is quite direct, rude and aggressive.

Akashi: Daisy, come out.

Where did she come out... Daisy stood in the background of the big battle with a dazed look on her face. She was woken up by the fighting outside and found that the young master was not in the room, so she came out. Now the young master asked her to leave the hotel?

Just as she was thinking wildly, the cell phone rang suddenly, she pressed it suspiciously, and a young man's low and joking voice came from the receiver.

"Didn't it mean that I wouldn't answer any calls?"

"...Young master, did you hold grudges like this?" Daisy rolled her eyes. This person actually remembered all the nonsense she wrote on her resume the day she interviewed the maid.

"I'm not a generous person in the first place." Akashi chuckled, "I've been wanting to ask you since I recited the maid's self-cultivation in three languages. Do you mean Japanese, magic words, and what?"

"No, the three languages ​​are Young Master's language, Daisy's language and Madam's language."

"... What's the difference between these three?"

"It's more complicated to explain...Master, where are you? It's so noisy behind here." Daisy covered her phone and ran back to the room, tilting her head to listen carefully, "Why are you running around in the middle of the night without sleeping?"

"Did you see that window in front?"

Daisy raised her head, and there was a huge floor-to-ceiling window directly in front of the hotel room. She responded and walked over, holding the phone in one hand, and opened the window with the other, but was suddenly pulled down from it.

"Ah!" Daisy couldn't help but let out a low voice, and the phone fell out of her hand and fell into the other big palm.

"Sure enough, my number is not saved." Akashi glanced at the "unknown name" on the phone, and his tone was slightly displeased.

"You can tell it's the young master's number at a glance, why do you need to make a note?" Daisy pouted and snatched the phone back, noticing that the surrounding scenery was receding rapidly, she lowered her head and stepped on it lightly with both feet Erna's head, "Master, where are you going?"

"It's too noisy in the hotel, come out and walk around." Akashi raised his eyebrows, "You haven't said it yet, what's the difference between the three languages?"

"Hmm..." Daisy sat on top of the big snake's head, looked up at the moon and said blankly, "When did the young master know that I am not human? I never said I was a witch at first, right?"

"At first glance." Although he didn't want to admit it, the experience in the demon world allowed him to vaguely see some subtle auras in other people, and thus discovered that Daisy was not human.

"Sure enough... Madam is right." Daisy suddenly put away her phone, got up on her hands and feet and looked at Akashi, her eyes sparkling, "Speaking of the self-cultivation of a maid, the version that the young master knows is 'Daisy' 'Yes, 'Madam's language' Well, it's actually very simple. After Queen Alice brought me to the queen, the first sentence Madam said was 'Daisy, I will leave Xiaozheng to you', so Daisy's understanding at the time Yes—Xiao Zheng can do whatever he wants."

"..."

"Haha, I lied to you!" Seeing Akashi's speechless expression, Daisy made a grimace and laughed. The scenery in front of her suddenly changed significantly. She stopped laughing and turned around, only to find that Ai Er Na didn't know when he shuttled to the tomb on the border of Bingsheng.The ghosts seemed to have encountered some happy event, and they ran out of the tomb, jumping up and down and cheering. Daisy blinked, and suddenly turned her head to look at Akashi.

"The young master can see the ghost now, have you seen the spirit of the lady?"

"No."

"Neither have I. Could it be that I have already been reincarnated? But I heard that kind-hearted human beings may go to heaven or go to heaven after death." Daisy poked it with her hand.

"She won't." Akashi said slowly, "Compared with that kind of existence that is high above and compassionate, she would rather return to the world and be a sick woman."

It's just that no matter whether it's in the sky or the earth, she has nothing to do with him after all.

Such thoughts breed, Akashi Seijuro does not have too much sentimental feelings, there is no irreparable regret between him and his mother except sadness, pain and crying have been a matter of many years ago, now I think about it, my mother's departure is destiny It is also his helplessness to return, the dead do not need to be nostalgic for the world.

If the mother's spirit is really still in the world, it is time for him, the son, to reflect on his unfilial piety.

"That's what I said, but the ancestors of Skylark were obviously reincarnated without nostalgia, so why do there still exist spirits?" Daisy pointed to the "women" who were happily dancing up and down among the ghosts. He muttered in relief, "Could it be that human souls can be divided into many after death?"

"You're right, little witch." A sudden voice sounded from behind, Daisy and Akashi both turned their heads, and the female ghost who was said to be the former Mrs. Skylark was floating in the air with her arms folded and facing them, going up and down solemnly. After looking at Akashi and Daisy, he shook his head thoughtfully.

"Ms. Skylark? What's wrong with the young master?"

"Actually, I'm just a wisp of that woman's soul. She reincarnated a long time ago and separated me because she couldn't let go of her son." The female ghost said slowly, "Human beings have three souls and seven souls."

"It's so powerful! I'm so envious!" The witch without a soul sincerely sighed.

"...Are demons so easy to deceive? It's cute." The female ghost looked at Akashi, and Daisy, who was surprised to be deceived, screamed, and Akashi narrowed her eyes unhappy.

"What's up?"

"Don't be so tense, I have a daughter-in-law, and I won't rob you." Phantom proudly put his hands on his hips, then tilted his head and said, "...but young man, you are so fierce, if you are my son, you will fight hard You have to keep one soul and two souls guarding the reincarnation."

"...Do you also work part-time as a physiognomy besides holding the red thread?" Daisy complained unconsciously.

"I've been with those guys in the underworld for a long time, and this kind of ability is still a bit... Huh? Wait, this boy's face..." Mrs. Skylark's spirit suddenly moved closer to Akashi and took a closer look at him, and was about to say something, then The crowd of lively ghosts fell silent for a moment, Mrs. Skylark's body began to glow with a faint golden light, and the beautiful female ghost blinked.

"Yeah, I'm leaving."

The spirit of fulfilling the wish gradually dissipated. The woman waved her hand and finally said something with a smile. Daisy was startled, and subconsciously looked at Akashi. Turned shrewdly.

"Master, do you want to know the explanation of 'Young Master's language'?"

"……what?"

"Hehe, it was actually Madam who said that there is such a kind of person in this world who can't learn to express their hearts directly even if the sky falls, so they have to learn to understand by themselves. For example, the young master said 'Daisy is annoying' is' Daisy is cute', the master said 'Daisy is ugly' means 'Daisy is beautiful', the master said 'Daisy go away' means 'Daisy don't leave me'..."

"...I didn't say the first two sentences." Akashi glanced at her indifferently, "You obviously didn't understand the last sentence."

Obviously she turned around and walked away at that time.

"Haha, I caught you!" Daisy suddenly stood up and smiled proudly with her hands on her hips, "So you admitted that you didn't want me to leave you at that time!"

"..." careless.

"Master, it's useless to turn your back on Daisy."

"Shut up, I'm watching the moon."

"Hey, let's go on, master, Daisy is here to reward 'Master'."

"...be quiet and watch the moon."

The two people on top of their heads got closer and closer, and finally sat shoulder to shoulder in the cemetery on the border of you and me in your words, as if they completely forgot that they were on someone else's ancestral grave, and a first-quarter moon was stunned. Seeing the atmosphere of the full moon, one person and one demon just leaned on each other and fell asleep.

Only Erna, who had kept his head straight all night, shook his head, thinking dazedly, why doesn't the snake have claws?

People really want to cover their eyes!