[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Cupid, the god of love, a deity who should be loved by all species in every sense, although its definition only exists in the European world, it is undeniable that its influence can also gain a foothold in the world.

It's just that there is a saying that "a strong dragon does not crush a local snake", and the current Cupid is a god who does things very according to the rules, so when he arrives in the land of Bingsheng, he can only wait for approval honestly according to the diplomacy of the gods. Those slow-paced gods finally remembered that when this matter was approved by him, what he was most worried about had already happened.

The Tanabata God, who ran away because his hopes had failed, finally picked up Cupid's bow and shot indiscriminately.The people who were in a happy atmosphere at the banquet didn't notice it for a while, and the Qixi God didn't know how many people were shot and who they shot respectively. They only knew that the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became subtle, and when the boy finally came back to his senses, , his "parents" have disappeared.

"Pity... pity..."

It was my mother's voice, and it started again...

Lianzi is habitually falling into nightmares. She doesn't drink well. To be precise, she almost can't drink at all. Although she was almost taken to the underworld by accidentally drinking some alcohol at the beginning of the banquet, the situation is not as bad as others feared—— — She is a frequent visitor to the underworld.

Because I can see ghosts since I was a child, many times Yamato Lianzi can't tell whether what she sees is a person or a ghost, and the girl didn't realize until she grew up that the parents and relatives who have been with her all the time are actually early. has become a ghost.With the help of the power of the shrine, the parents who were able to show human appearance, because they were worried that the only daughter who remained in the world stubbornly wandered around the "gate", making the girl think that her parents were still alive, until the girl first learned to distinguish between human and human. ghost.

Ghosts cannot embrace humans.

"Pity... pity..."

The mother's calling continued, coming from a seemingly far away place. Lianzi felt that her body was out of her control, as if she was supported by something soaring into the air, and her consciousness was interrupted for a moment. Become a shrine that grew up by itself as a child.The long road leading from the shrine to the depths of the forest is a place where girls were forbidden to step in since they were young. However, the mother's voice came from there. Lianzi stepped in unconsciously. The air became colder and her body unconsciously She trembled, but suddenly a familiar voice came from her ears.

"woke up?"

Hearing the man's displeased tone, Lianzi's consciousness suddenly cleared up a little bit, and she only felt her head ache like a fever. She tried to open her heavy eyelids, and with her hazy vision, she could only see Kyoumi Hibari's expressionless face. The handsome face with the expression, and the questioning gaze of the man.Feeling that the body seemed to be moving with the skylark, the familiar warmth made the grave guard's cold and stiff body gradually relax, and his arms were not controlled by reason, and he quietly raised them and put them around the man's neck.

"Skylark..." The voice was almost talking to himself, because the distance was close enough to be clearly heard by him, and Skylark opened the door of the room and stopped.

"Huh?" Thinking that she was finally awake, he bent her down and put her on the tatami, and looked down at her. The woman's eyes were still tightly closed, but she didn't let go of her hugging hand. She even took advantage of his lowered head. The posture pressed his neck lower with both hands, and he lowered his head without noticing for a moment, meeting a pair of cold thin lips.

It was really cold. He remembered that a doctor said long ago that this woman was born with a cold body, and it should be due to a long-term lack of warmth.Recently, I have also passively heard some things about her past: a woman who was raised by a ghost, a woman who was born with little contact with human body temperature, so she does not reject his touch and even has a little nostalgia for it.

In fact, Yamato Lianzi is not a very easy-going woman in the true sense, and she may have other plans to approach him, but Hibari has never been a person who likes to think complicatedly outside of fighting.This woman is so close to him, if she wanted to kill him or for other purposes, she would have done it long ago, but the most outrageous thing she has done so far is just sneaking up on him while he was asleep... It is undeniable, that It doesn't feel bad, just like the touch on the lips now.

Thinking this way, he didn't realize that he had started to respond unconsciously, nor did he realize that this was not an intimate action that could be done casually.When people are unconscious, they always subconsciously look for a posture that makes them feel comfortable. For Yamato Reiko, who is used to the smell and breathing of Hibari Kyouya, she just wants to warm herself up now that she is cold. Didn't realize what I was doing.

Skylark opened his eyes, his bright black pupils reflected her unconscious expression, and slowly stretched out his hand to push her away.

"cold……"

The woman's brows suddenly frowned, and she sat on the tatami and raised her hands high, her eyes finally opened a crack, but it seemed that her eyes were not clear, she turned her head slightly, and her voice was somewhat aggrieved and vague.

"Why...don't hug your pity?"

"Woman, look clearly, who am I?" He frowned and tugged at her cheek with some displeasure, the painful woman finally regained consciousness from her childhood dream, and blinked her eyes with difficulty.

"Skylark? What's wrong with me?"

"You had a nightmare."

"Nightmare?" She repeated in a murmur, and then suddenly she frowned and laughed, stretched out her hands towards him again and wrapped them around his neck, and said with a smirk, "Why, it's not a nightmare to have your dream."

After finishing speaking, she buried her head in his neck contentedly and took a deep breath. The familiar breath and smell made Skylark startled.

"Why do you say that?"

"Because... I like you." The restless head turned around his neck, and the cold lips pressed against his ears, bringing out the little secret that women tried to hide, "I like you the most."

What kind of woman is she? Even breathing is slightly cold. Even on a midsummer night, her body is much lower than his, but her lips sticking to his ear are stubbornly repeating "I like you", making him His always shrewd and rational brain also forgot to think for a moment.

The weak wind leaked in from the unclosed door in an instant, and the woman's body began to tremble unconsciously again. Yunque was stunned, and unconsciously wrapped her arms around her shoulders and pulled her into his arms, but the woman seemed to regain strength , and was dragged onto the tatami by her inadvertently.

"Very well, you were arrested by me."

The woman who was so weak just now suddenly acted like she was in a drunken frenzy. After dragging him down, she supported her body and got up, climbed directly above him and looked down at him.She held his hands with both hands and rested on her sides, her lowered head was only about five centimeters away from him, her tilted head and narrowed eyes showed that she was still in a state of unconsciousness at the moment, and Skylark's face remained unchanged. raised eyebrows.

"And then, what are you going to do?"

"Hmm..." Lianzi pondered for a while, as if she was troubled by this question, her eyes inadvertently fell on the man's beautiful thin lips, her brain couldn't help but flashed the scene of today's wedding banquet, her eyes lit up instantly, "From now on, the bride is going to kiss the groom!"

What... Yunque was stunned for a moment, the woman's body had already bent down, and her cool lips pressed against his lips again, but this time her eyes were always open, beautiful emerald green, clear like jewels. Reflecting his slightly bewildered expression.The woman's fragrance and touch reached her mind, Yunque's suppressed hand tightened unconsciously, and the next moment, the up and down positions of the two were reversed.

"Hmm..." The woman's lips were vaguely trying to express that she didn't want to be below, but they were sealed with force. The strength of her hands was not a match for a man, and she couldn't move at this moment. She tried her best to open her eyes wide. Expressing dissatisfaction, there was a new touch between the lips that were only in simple contact.

The warm tongue quickly invaded along her slightly parted lips, with undoubted domineering and gentleness that men seldom show. This brand-new touch made all the hairs on her body stand on end, and the hand that tried to resist gradually forgot what it was. The purpose, limp down...

The moon on Qixi Festival is not round, but the winding hook is extraordinarily bright tonight, and there is no one in the quiet Lark Mansion.In these days when there are couples, the lonely frog sits alone on the lotus leaf in the pond and croaks. In the midsummer night when the cicadas sing endlessly, no one dares to remind the owner of the mansion...the door is not closed tightly .

It's fine if you don't turn it off, at least turn off the light! ——It took a lot of hard work to find the location of the "parents", Qixi Grand... the little god of Qixi appeared on the roof of his house, and when he heard the faint voice coming from the house, even the gods felt embarrassed.

I don't know if reincarnation will retain this memory... probably not?

"Found you! Bandit!"

The boy's voice was accompanied by a golden light, Qixi came back to his senses, quickly dodged away from the original position, and turned to look at the god who came to collect debts.

"It's Cupid, it's still a bit cold in Japan at night, isn't it good for you to be naked like this?"

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you. If you return the things to me, I'll leave right away." Cupid tried to suppress his temper and said.

"Here you are, it's because you have come all the way to find something that is useless."

He completely forgot that he ran all the way to snatch the things, and he had to be disgusted for a long time after he snatched other people's treasures. Qixi God's rascal and domineering personality is somewhat like a skylark, but now things are useless to him. I don't mind returning it to its original owner.

"Here, go on!" He waved his little hand, and the golden light quickly fell into Cupid's arms.

"You!" The good-tempered Cupid couldn't help being irritated. The naked boy pulled out a feather from his wing and put it on the bow and arrow to aim at Tanabata. The boy in the black kimono froze for a moment.

"Hey, there is still this kind of arrow, what is the effect?"

"It's just for you, so that you will encounter arrows of rotten peach blossoms in your next life." Cupid said angrily, and quickly gave away his hand. The feather hit Qixi at a fast speed, and the boy quickly dodged away. But it seemed to have a tracking function, followed him around the corner, and the boy immediately yelled.

"Wow wow foul! This is completely cheating!"

"To punish a wild god like you, there are still necessary means. This is the order of your superiors. Don't blame me... But it doesn't matter if you blame me, anyway, you won't remember it after reincarnation." See Seeing that the boy who was scurrying up and down suddenly disappeared from his eyes, and the similar fluctuations of the gods could no longer be felt in the air, Cupid put away the feathered arrow that had returned because he lost his target, and looked down at the mansion under his feet.

"I didn't have time...it's cheaper for you."

I heard that they are a good pair of parents, I hope he can become a good boy in his next life.