[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

In the eyes of most people who are familiar with him, the leader of the tenth generation of Vengley, Sawada Tsunayoshi, is an image of a good old man. In fact, most of the time this person is really kind and does not match his identity, although he has matured a lot and is brave over the years. There are many, but some psychological shadows rooted in youth are not so easy to eliminate...

"What? Senior Yunque and sister Lianzi really?"

On the second day of the wedding, it was supposed to be the time when the king didn't go to court early. The leader of the house, Peng Gelie, who was born to work hard, was woken up by a phone call early in the morning, or to be precise, woke up.

According to Sawada Tsunayoshi and even most people's perception of Hibari Kyoya, this person will either spend his whole life with Minami, or his whole life with the birds above his head, ah, or there are airplane heads.In short, it is hard to imagine the scenery of a woman standing beside Yunque, but the reality is that this thing really happened in his lifetime.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thinks it's good to be alive.

Baseball is fun: living to witness all kinds of miracles.

Takako Judaime early birth [exclamation mark x3]: I never thought that woman would really do it...

Chunchunchun, full of spring: Xiaochun has long said that Miss Lianzi is very attractive!Ah, are you going to call me the lady boss now?

Takako was born early in the 3th generation [exclamation mark x[-]]: Woman!What are you doing up so early?

Spring is full of spring: Xiaochun is shopping with a new friend she just met. The day's plan is in the morning. The doctor said that walking more in the morning is better for the baby in the belly... let's not talk about it!Xiaochun went to see Daisy and Amy to try on clothes!

Takako Zadaime [exclamation mark x3]: ……………Which one is Daisy sauce or Amy?

Baseball is so fun: aren't those two girls from Tokyo?I heard it was Kyoko's friend, so we went to play together early this morning.

Takako Judaime early birth [exclamation point x3]: ... Are these people specially here to abduct married women?

"Ah!"

Amy Dora, the witch who "abducts a married woman", is wearing a red dress and standing in front of the fitting mirror. The bright red makes the witch's skin fairer, her long black hair hangs down to her waist, and she has her own makeup The effect of red lips makes her even more attractive, but at the moment she is stretching out her hands and rubbing her nose without image, while yawning and looking very sleepy, which attracts the pregnant woman who just closed the phone and can't help but lean on her come.

"Amy-chan! Hand! Hand, put it down... Yes, that's it! Kyoko is right, she is really a beautiful girl!"

"Does it look good? That's it." Amy replied lazily, and turned around to go into the fitting room to change, but was suddenly stopped by another hand.

"Just wear it and go." The new Mrs. Peng Gelie, who was more energetic than anyone else on the second day of her wedding, stretched out her hand to stop Amy with a smile, then put her hands together, and said with a look of relief, "Amy It's more suitable for red than I thought, your previous clothes were too dark to suit you."

But I'm a witch... Amy muttered to herself, the witch's clothes have always been mainly dark colors, although no one stipulates this, but it seems that everyone wears it like this...

"What..." A golden head protruded from the dressing room next door. The dangling hair on the top attracted more attention than the owner's face. The three of them looked over together, and Daisy smiled awkwardly at them, " Can I change the size? The zipper won't fit."

"Akashi raised you too well, did you get too fat?" Amy complained mercilessly.

"Is it my fault for having big breasts?" Daisy rolled her eyes, "Speaking of which, who made the rule that all witches have big breasts? Could it be that the Great Demon King likes this?"

"How is it possible... I heard that it has something to do with the water and soil in the Demon Realm."

Don't look at the bald and dark demon world, all the witches raised are beautiful and in good shape, and other races can't envy them.

"What are you talking about?" Jingzi, who came over with a change of clothes in a larger size, blinked curiously, "Where is the water and soil so good?"

"My hometown," the two witches said in unison, "but it's gone because of the earthquake/volcano."

"..." Is it an earthquake or a volcano?

When the witches slapped each other in the face because of their incongruity, the boy's journey to prosperity was drawing to a close.For Keigo Atobe, who had just arrived, Minamori was actually a place that didn't quite fit his gorgeous painting style.However, since you have come, you have to leave some traces, so Mr. Atobe stood on the street of Bingsheng early in the morning to point out Jiangshan, planning to build a tennis court or club in this city, and happened to meet Akashi Seijuro who was also wandering around. .

"Yo, Akashi."

"Mr. Atobe, good morning."

"It's getting late, Amy rushed out early in the morning in a hurry."

"It's such a coincidence that my maid rarely gets up early to go out."

After the dry opening remarks, the two teenagers fell silent to each other, but it's no wonder that they were not the same kind of people in the first place, and it was because of the witch that they began to meet. After leaving aside the topic of the witch, it seems, it seems...it's really nothing can be said.

"last night……"

"last night……"

The two people who spoke in unison stopped at the same time, Akashi slightly raised the corners of his lips and smiled, Atobe narrowed his eyes.

"You were not at the hotel last night."

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with Atobe-kun?" Akashi raised his eyebrows.

"Amy said that there is a shrine in this city that is very effective in seeking marriage." Atobe began to talk about strange topics, and Akashi was a little surprised.

"That... probably doesn't work anymore." After all, the God of Qixi had already left.

"Sure enough, what happened?" Atobe frowned, thinking deeply, "I have been feeling some strange fluctuations since I stepped into this city, but I suddenly couldn't feel it this morning. That guy Amy said there was something wrong. Phantom, but I always feel that it is more like... something with a better direction."

Will the perception become stronger after being with the demons for a long time... Akashi squinted his eyes, but suddenly heard a restless voice not far away, and he suddenly turned to look in that direction.

"what sound?"

"Directions to the mall!"

"It's here again. I haven't seen it in the past few days. I thought I left and filled it."

The citizens of Bingsheng were talking about the latest chaos in a normal tone, as natural and casual as if they were discussing a TV plot, they seemed to be very confident in the security of the city, in fact, the patron saint of Bingsheng never let them I've been disappointed, but today seems a bit special...

"Hey, it's been ten minutes and they're still arguing, where's Mr. Skylark?"

"Yeah, why hasn't Mr. Skylark come yet?"

"At this time before, I killed the group of troublesome bites..."

But actually...it doesn't matter if Skylark isn't there.

"Master!"

When Akashi and Atobe rushed to the scene, the terrorists in the eyes of others had already been tied up and kneeled neatly. From a distance, they saw a red-haired boy coming, and a blond girl wearing a long white dress flew out of the crowd and ran straight to him. Akashi Subconsciously stretched out her hands, the witch landed precisely in his arms, wrapped her hands around his neck and rubbed vigorously

"Master, it's great that you're all right!"

"...Aren't you the ones who had the accident?" Akashi pulled her away a little, and looked at the group of people on the ground with seriousness, "Who is this?"

"I don't know, I suddenly appeared and wanted to anesthetize sister Kyoko, but I knocked her out..." Noticing that Akashi was obviously relieved, Daisy tilted her head and blinked, "Is the young master worried about me?"

"...The skirt suits you very well." Akashi changed the subject nonchalantly.

"Really? Would a witch look better in white?" Daisy widened her eyes in surprise, then suddenly jumped out of Akashi's arms, walked aside and pulled out Amy, who was shrinking her sense of existence.

"Look, young master, is it Amy's or Daisy's that looks better?"

"Amy?" Atobe, who had been looking for people around until just now, turned around with wide eyes, looking at his bodyguard who was feeling uncomfortable all over with a little surprise, "Red? It suits you unexpectedly, why didn't I expect that?" Woolen cloth……"

"...Suddenly there is an ominous premonition." Amy muttered, and when she looked up, she saw that the Ministry of Tracing had picked up her mobile phone and dialed the number.

"The dress I mentioned before, yes, I'm thinking of what color to make, red...well, make a few more, by the way, remember to throw away the pile in her closet."

"Wow!" Daisy looked at Amy enviously, "Your boss treats you so well!"

"Hehe." Amy twitched the corner of her mouth indifferently, "The money for the clothes will be deducted from my salary."

"... Isn't this the young master's move?"

******

Bingsheng's patron saint has the habit of getting up early and patrolling the territory. Basically, as long as he is not eating or sleeping, he spends most of the time hanging around Bingsheng, so he can quickly find any danger and kill the saboteurs quickly. .It's just that this morning, Hibari Kyouya got up late.

When Yundou entered the room flapping its wings, Yamato Lianzi had just woken up, the woman opened her eyes and met a pair of bright peasy eyes, she was stunned for a moment.

"Good morning, Yundou." She said out of habit, only to realize that her voice was very hoarse as Yundou flapped her wings and landed on her body.

"Pity, pity..."

"Aha, you can call me by my name." Lianzi sat up in surprise, this movement caused the pain in her body, and the memory came back in an instant, and she remembered what happened last night. With a red face, he rolled up the thin quilt on his body and rolled it to the floor in twos and threes, but accidentally knocked his head on the corner of the table.

"It hurts..."

This series of movements completely woke up the patron saint of Hesheng, who rarely slept late. Hibari Kyouya suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the woman on the ground. Lianzi wrapped herself in the sheet with one hand, and was rubbing her head with the other hand, her eyes met inadvertently. His, she turned around in embarrassment.

"morning."

"Morning." The deep voice sounded a little bit of temptation at night, and there was always a hint of anger in Lark's tone when he was still asleep, but why does this sound wrong today...

"Are you used to saying good morning with the back of your head?"

"Spray..." The person who was about to take a sip of water accidentally sprayed it out, Lian Zi rolled up the quilt and turned her head, her face was blushing and she wanted to say something, but her eyes fell on someone's exposed chest unconsciously , In fact, I am very familiar with his body when I sleep together every day, and I have seen him without clothes occasionally, but the finger marks on this body today-ahh, let her die!

"Skylark, Skylark..." Yundou continued to flap its wings and landed on the top of Skylark's head, its small mouth seemed to want to say something, but it couldn't organize the words, and finally became, "Fight, fight..."

"Huh?" Yunque's lazy voice made Lianzi tremble again.

"Green (みどり) た な び く and Sheng (なみもり) の"

The phone rang at the right time, and Yamato Lianzi had never felt that the school song was so sweet. She turned her back to Yunque and said "I'm going to wash up" before wrapping up the quilt and running away without a trace. Skylark frowned and looked at her again and again. Caller ID on the mobile phone, press the answer button.

"what's up?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Gong, the ones who didn't want to disturb you were the group who tried to attack Mrs. Peng Lie's tenth generation at the mall just now..."

"Where is the place?" The voice changed immediately.

"No, they have been subdued by Ms. Haidier, but I saw that those people were the same group that hunted down Ms. Lianzi before, so I wanted to inform Mr. Gong."

"Not Miss."

"what?"

"Call Madam."

"……Oh."

Mr. Gong, did you never think about the possibility that Miss Lianzi would refuse?