[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

When Hibari carried the boy back to the house, Yamato Reiko was standing on the roof in a daze in the direction of the festival.Thinking of what he said suddenly to Skylark earlier, the woman's face almost burned under the darkness of night.The cold wind blowing across her cheeks at night made Lianzi's consciousness clearer, and she couldn't help falling into deep self-spite.

Cupid's arrow will not have any effect on a determined person, but she was indeed affected by the arrow and said terrible things before, and she still lacks practice.

"Let go of me, it's ugly!"

The boy's voice came from not far ahead, Lianzi looked down, and saw the man who had left earlier was carrying a boy shrouded in golden light coming towards the moonlight, she was stunned.

"lark!"

The woman quickly jumped down along the eaves and landed in front of Skylark, whose footsteps suddenly stopped.

"What are you doing here?" A cold and flat voice said, "Don't run around."

"I'm not running around, I'm waiting to watch the fireworks." Lianzi replied casually, but her eyes were glued to the boy carried by Yunque, "This child is..."

"Mom!" The opening remark was interrupted before the boy finished yelling, and quickly threw himself into her arms. Lianzi froze suddenly, blinked slowly, and patted the boy's face with one hand as if conscious of himself. head, and then a strange scene happened.

The golden light that had been surrounding the boy all this time suddenly disappeared, and the boy lying in Lianzi’s arms at this moment was more like a human boy than when he first appeared on the stage. Qixi, who was a god, seemed to be frightened. It flew out of the pocket and landed on his head without noticing it.

The woman is holding the boy tenderly, and the yellow bird is naughty standing on top of the boy's head. This scene is too harmonious and warm, except that the skylark who was excluded from the scene narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, until the half-beating woman looked at him blankly. he.

"Skylark, this is?"

"It is said that you gave birth to me." Although Peng Gelie Yunshou is used to awkwardness, he is always honest and frightening in some strange places, just like now.

"...Me?" Yamato Lianzi widened her eyes, and looked at Yunque again and again to confirm, the latter always had that indifferent expression, she could only reach out to hold the boy's shoulder with a blank face, and caressed his cheek unconsciously with one hand Face.

It really is a face that looks more and more like Hibari.

"Son, what's your name?"

"I don't have a name. People here call me Qixi." The rescued boy blinked innocently, and Yundou on his head also blinked his eyes, looking unexpectedly harmonious and endearing. The woman couldn't help raising the corners of her mouth.

"Qixi? I ​​seem to know who you are." She stretched out her hand to gently hold the boy's hand, and then looked up at Skylark, "You are the only person I have ever seen who dares to treat Lord God like this."

"So what?" Skylark snorted nonchalantly, her eyes fell unconsciously on the woman's gentle and calm smiling face, remembering that she also used this expression to say incredible things to him before... Has it returned to normal now?

"Well, as expected of the man I fancy."

...It really is not normal.

Skylark suddenly glared at the boy next to the woman's legs. The Tanabata God was immersed in the novelty of human body temperature. When he noticed Skylark's gaze, he raised his head with his arms around the woman's legs, and looked at her pitifully.

"Mom, he's so scary, Qixi doesn't want him to be a father!"

"...You, really want to go directly to another life?" Yunque narrowed his eyes dangerously, his right hand was already moving as if he was about to do something, Lianzi suddenly bent down and picked up the boy.

"It's the first time I've seen a god being reincarnated as a human being." She smiled and raised the corners of her lips to look at Skylark. "But this child's god looks so much like you, which shows that the fate is so deep."

"It's not like that!" The boy who was held in his arms shook his head violently with a look of disgust, and then took the opportunity to bury his head in the arms of his "mother". Above Skylark's head, Skylark squinted.

"Not that stupid."

Does it mean that I was not so stupid when I was a child?

"You're stupid..." The impatient Qixi God seemed to have calmed down a lot when lying in the woman's arms, but he still couldn't help but refute when faced with such accusations.

Lianzi nodded thoughtfully, seeing Yunque in a stern black suit with a bright yellow bird on top of her head, this wonderful scene did not make people feel disobedient, she couldn't help chuckling.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Hmm... Skylark, do you like children so much, but don't you like children who look like you?"

"...It has nothing to do with that." Hibari answered unexpectedly seriously, "Annoying people are annoying no matter how old they are."

"Is that talking about yourself?" Lianzi blinked earnestly, "Look, isn't this kid the same you 20 years ago?"

"..."

"Hahahaha!" Qixi God laughed happily while lying in the arms of "mother".

******

"Young master, are you curious why the skylark can touch God?"

"Not really curious...but you know?"

Not long after the fireworks preview ended, Daisy and Akashi came to the feng shui throne that had been chosen early in the morning - a piece of grass on the mountainside behind the festival, and the two sat on the ground side by side and chatted.

Oscar was tearing the wrapper of the last remaining marshmallow boredly, while also sticking his ears to gossip.Recently, the three-headed dog's thinking mode has become closer to that of humans, and it is no less curious about Hibari Kyoya than Akashi.

"I specifically consulted my aunt about this. She was an exchange student in the God Realm before. It is said that the god who is about to be reincarnated can be touched if he obtains the approval of his parents."

"So you're saying that Skylark has already admitted in his heart that that is his son?"

"It should be said that he has already admitted that it is his son and the boss's wife." Daisy tilted her head and leaned on Akashi's shoulder, looking at the sky and said lazily, "So, I don't think that guy is emotionally retarded at all, but It’s because of his terrible control, he has been developing according to his own steps and plans, but the people around him have been disrupting the rhythm and making him angry.”

The witch, who seems to have a low EQ, is strangely sensitive when analyzing other people's feelings. Akashi remembered that the witch followed the hell three-headed dog back to the devil world more often recently, and seemed to be learning something under the guidance of Miranda and Queen Alice. ... Is it to study and study people's hearts?

"Hmm... that's interesting." Akashi raised the corners of his lips slightly, "Does Daisy think Hibari is a very powerful person?"

"It's amazing." The witch's voice gradually became quieter. What happened in the past few days kept her in a state of excitement. It was rare to relax so much. Insist on finishing what I wanted to say, "Except for the young master, this is the first time Daisy has seen a human being who can control his emotions like this..."

"Daisy? Are you sleepy?"

"Hmm... wake me up when the fireworks arrive..."

At the end of the last note, Daisy's head tilted and she was about to fall backwards. Akashi suddenly reached out to embrace her, and instead lay on his back on the ground, leaning on the witch's shoulder to rest on his arm, the boy turned his face to look Looking at the witch's sleeping state under the moonlight, she thought about it.

Do you control your... feelings?

The slender hand slowly stretched out to cover her face. The hand that was big enough to hold a basketball with one hand completely covered the witch's face. The whiteness leaked between the fingers was like his heart.

It is true that he can easily suppress his feelings as she said, but there are some places that he can't hide.

"Akashi Seijuro, do you know what I most want to say to you during those years as Edison?"

He remembered the cat named Betty Bullard or Edison asking him that last question before he left.

"what?"

"No matter what others say, I will never let go of what I decide to protect. Even death cannot separate us."

The cat boarded by the vampire interpreted this sentence with her life, and finally gave this sentence to the human boy who has been with her for many years. Is it to repay Akashi Shiori’s kindness or simply like him? In fact, Akashi Seijuro I didn't care, but that sentence did remind him of something.

No matter what happened or what was going to happen, Daisy's place was here.

Alas, I am abusing the dog again, I don't see it.

Seeing that his master started staring at Daisy in a daze again, Oscar slipped quietly down the hillside.A firefly flew by at low altitude, and the fluorescent light emitted from its butt quickly attracted its attention. It slapped it, and accidentally removed a piece of grass under its claws, leaving only a piece of bare land.It folded its paws guiltily and turned its back to pretend to look at the scenery, but suddenly the top of its head went dark, and a pair of familiar black leather shoes appeared in front of its eyes. It remembered that Daisy sprayed a piece of marshmallow on it before... Wait, marshmallow?

"You, did you damage this grass?"

And the voice of the Great Demon King hovered above his head. It was clearly a human being but with an aura that made the demons unbearably timid. Oscar Agares yelled and ran back to hide behind his master. Akashi raised his head, and in sight Slowly, the skylark who just came up slowly from the hillside, and... Yamato Lianzi followed the boy by the hand.

"What a coincidence, are you also here to watch the fireworks?"

As soon as the words fell, the sky suddenly brightened. Accompanied by the sound of a huge explosion, the witch who was lying on the grass suddenly sat up, and the first thing in sight was a pattern of exploded roses. She stretched out her hand and pulled her body excitedly. Akashi next to him.

"Look, young master! It's fireworks, fireworks!"

"...See, is this the first time you've seen it?"

"Enn, because there is no such thing in the devil world! My mother and father both said that they would take me to see it in the future, but they never saw it." The expression on her face was pure joy. Seeing the "family of three" behind her, she waved to them cheerfully.

"The proprietress is also coming to see, it's so beautiful..." The raised hand suddenly froze in mid-air, the witch's eyes turned back and forth on the faces of the boy and Hibari, and then turned back to look at Akashi in surprise, "Master, Daisy I suddenly felt that it is better to have a daughter, so that in the future there will be a son-in-law of the gods!"

One sentence instantly quieted everyone around. Under the background sound of fireworks constantly playing, the adults were silent without saying a word. Only the Qixi God, who was becoming more and more like a human boy, jumped out.

"...I won't marry a witch's daughter!"

This brat... needs a beating.

Akashi Seijuro, who was disliked before his daughter was born, thought with a displeased face.