[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

The wedding of Peng Gelie's tenth generation leader was finally decided to be held in Bingsheng. The newlyweds who were born and raised in Bingsheng have an absolutely inseparable attachment to this city. People are very disapproving of this decision, but it still can't stop Sawada Tsunayoshi from looking for death... Oh, the enthusiasm of not returning home.

The wedding, especially the wedding of the leader Pengo Lie, is so lively that one can imagine that when the skylark heard the news, his brain automatically sketched out the scene of the annoying guys gathering, and he was naturally in a bad mood. In contrast, Kusakabe Tetsuya's attitude is very playful.

Roman at the head of the plane: After seeing the boss's wedding, Mr. Gong might have similar thoughts.

Judaime Happy Newly Married: You are dreaming.

Yiping is an idiot: I agree, but who are you upstairs?When did you come in?

Happy Newly Married Judaime: Who are you?

Baseball is so fun: Isn't the upstairs prison temple?

Today's boss is also very handsome: I am not the only one who changed my name.

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: Upstairs...what the hell is your name?

Today's boss is also very handsome: cough cough...

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: Could it be that I was caught?Hahahaha you have today too!

After the sound of "Didi", the system prompts——let's trust you to join the chat room with your surname.

Believe me again and your surname: What group is this?

Today's boss is also very handsome: cough cough cough... Boss!How did you come here?

Believe me and your surname again: I stepped on your record to come in, what's wrong, can't I come here?

Today's boss is also handsome: how come!The boss is so resourceful!Such a handsome and witty boss, I am so lucky to meet you!

Believe me again and your surname: ... Long-winded, what are you doing in this group?

Today's boss is also handsome: Oh, a friend is getting married recently, and I'm wondering whether to attend the wedding...

Believe me again with your surname: Isn't that a good thing?when?Where is it, my uncle will arrange it.

Daisy's mouth twitched when she saw Keigo Atobe, whose name represented enlightenment, being dragged away by the witch again inadvertently.

The young master didn't pay me my salary today and quietly said to today's boss, who is also very handsome: Jingwu Dora is so ugly.

Today's boss is also handsome and aggressive, and quietly said to the young master that he didn't pay me my salary today: Hehe, Daisy Akashi is also mutual.

...Yeah, who told them that the demons originated in the West? Although the naming is not up to standard, but no matter how you look at it, I feel that the style of painting does not match the current story. In comparison, what a perfect combination of the ten-generation Vongola couple is.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi" and "Sasakawa Kyoko" are a good match just by looking at their names!Ah, "Kyoya Hibari" and "Yamato Reiko" are also good.

When the phone rang suddenly, Daisy was lying in front of the computer admiring the wedding photos sent by Peng Lie's official website... The fans left messages below.In recent years, the mafia has also begun to come into people's field of vision. Coupled with the combination of good looks and high IQ, Pengelie's top executives have become idols in Italy. Therefore, the wedding of the leader of Pengelie not only alarmed the mafia and The police also shattered the hearts of girls all over the place.

Daisy couldn't help but think of the girls in the Teiko Basketball Club who screamed so much that they almost opened the basketball court. I wonder if the young master will do the same when he gets married...

"Your cell phone is ringing." As soon as he got out of the shower, he saw Daisy sitting in front of the computer with his mouth open, as if in a daze. Akashi wiped his hair with one hand. With a glance, it was strangely revealed that with his current magic power, he could vaguely see some black aura lingering.

bad feeling.

"Hey?"

"Baby Daisy, dad finally got his annual leave! It's still paid! Come back soon and dad will take you on a trip. Didn't you always want to go..."

"Snapped"

Hanging up the phone mercilessly, turning off the phone, and throwing the phone on the table was a little big. The witch who was in a daze finally came back to her senses.

"Hey? Who's calling?"

"Fraudulent."

"Oh... But speaking of deception, Amy will probably come to attend the wedding of Pengelie's tenth generation leader."

"Hmm." Akashi stood beside her, the water from his hair dripped onto the back of the witch's hands, Daisy hurriedly stood up and picked up a towel to try to dry him, and then she realized something.

"Master... seems to be taller than me?"

"...Although it's not important, but I'm shorter than you, it's just a state in your memory."

"It seems to be the case, but it doesn't matter." Daisy didn't care about her height, she stood on tiptoe and put her hands on top of the boy's head, Akashi was slightly taken aback.

The girl who just took a bath exudes the same smell as her own shower gel. I don’t know when it started. This maid is bright and normal and invades the other half of his room very naturally. When I come to my senses, this state has lasted for a long time. , enough for him to get used to all her touches and smells, but still unable to get used to——

"Master! Come tonight and teach me how to make a child!"

"……reject!"

No one would believe it, the education of the demon world is even more stingy than that of a traditional big country, but the reason for the demon world's stinginess is different.Demons believe that they have beast instincts in their bodies. Such emotions and impulses are inherent in instincts. Any improper education and guidance will destroy this purity. In short... Demons belong to the school of action, not the school of teaching , but most of the young and frivolous demons will have curiosity, more or less already have some understanding, but Daisy who really knows nothing is called weird.

In Amy's words, Daisy Haidil, who sticks to the school's rules and never buys books for adults, is a clean stream in the devil world.

"Young master is so stingy." The witch, who was used to being rejected, lowered her head and curled her lips. She glanced at the wedding photos on the computer out of the corner of her eye. She suddenly raised her head again, her eyes sparkling. what?"

Without saying a word, Akashi picked up Daisy's mobile phone, turned it on, and opened the screen in one go. The young man raised the mobile phone and put it to his ear. After a while, the call was connected. The young man said indifferently: "Come on. Take your daughter."

"Master—" Daisy dragged on in reluctance.

"Huh? But I'm already on the other side of the world!" A certain father's drunken voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm very relieved to give Daisy to you, young man, don't worry about doing what you want to do boldly." !"

"..." Is it your own?

Seeing that the phone was hung up just like that, the corner of Akashi's mouth twitched, and he stroked his hair subconsciously with one hand. Daisy's magical power had evaporated a lot, and his heart felt strangely relaxed. He lowered his head, and the witch was lying on her stomach. With his hands resting on the keyboard in front of the computer and typing slowly, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"What are you doing?"

"Chat." The witch who couldn't concentrate on two things replied intuitively. She had just learned to use the computer to surf the Internet recently, and her typing speed was very slow, while Amy on the opposite side kept sending messages like a cannonball. A few words, but Amy has already changed the next topic...

"Ahhh!" The witch suddenly clenched her hands and thumped the table angrily, then raised her head and looked at him with aggrieved expression, "Master, let me be more practical, teach me how to type?"

"That's fine, but before that, what's the situation with your ID?" Akashi stretched out his slender finger and clicked on "Master didn't pay me today" in the upper left corner of the screen, originally with a tone of guilt , but the witch frowned seriously and became troubled.

"Speaking of which, I also feel that this ID is not deterrent enough, and it is becoming less and less present in the chat room... How about saying 'hug the young master and sleep well'?" Dai didn't seem to see Akashi's instantly stuck expression. Xi continued to burn his brains thinking about the new ID, "Or 'Master taught me how to make children'?"

"...Come and learn to type."

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Although people from all walks of life have different ideas, the wedding of chief Peng Gelie was finally decided to be held in Bingsheng.Because the venue had to be set up very early in advance, Pengelie's ten-generation couple returned to their hometown secretly very early.The so-called secret is actually nothing more than putting some guns on the outside to disrupt the time, but the high-level people inside Peng Gelie are very clear about this time flow, such as Yunshou who does not welcome the leader at a certain point.

"Mr. Gong, this is the list of security personnel selected by your subordinates to pick you up at the airport. Please have a look."

"Why do you want to pick it up?" Yun Shou sat on the floor leaning against the threshold, his eyes fell on the boy playing in the yard with peas on his head, his slender eyes narrowed slightly, "It's meaningless."

He knew the ability of Sawada Tsunayoshi, and sending such a large group of people there had no meaning except to expose the original secret itinerary.

"Although that's what I said, there are a lot of strange voices in Bingsheng recently. For the sake of Peng...for the safety and stability of Bingsheng, it's always good to be cautious."

"...Go." Skylark lazily replied as a compromise.

Cao Bi heaved a sigh of relief, turned his head and handed the document to the person behind him, glanced at Yunque, who was still looking at the yard, and silently retreated to the door to go out, but Yunque suddenly stopped him.

"What about her?" Don't the "mother and son" usually get tired of playing games together?

"Madam is learning how to make American-style hamburgers, but the young master said he has never tried it."

"... Madame? Master?" What the hell is this title.

"Ah, this is the meaning of Qixi God... the God of Qixi Festival. He said it was 'helping you bachelors to adapt to the life of a hostess'..." The arrogant jet heads couldn't bear the ravages of Qixi God's magic voice They also knelt down in front of the gods and honestly confessed their cowardice... Although they were actually a little happy to see it happen.

"Tsk...that brat." Yunque clicked his tongue lightly, but the boy who had been jumping up and down in his sight suddenly disappeared. He suddenly stood up and walked towards the yard. Seeing this, Sokabe hurriedly turned around and went to get down to business. , I heard the bluffing voice of the Qixi God from the yard from a distance.

"I'm playing hide-and-seek with Yundou, why did you pull me out!"

"...you are not allowed to run in the yard."

"With all due respect, your ability to change the subject is not half as good as your mother's." The boy maintained the posture of being carried, and his small face, which resembled a skylark, showed a look of resentment, "When will I be born if this continues? ?”

"..." Sure enough, it's better to just send him to another life.