[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"Are you sure that's what you're asking?"

Skylark looked at the ghost named mother coldly, the disgust in her eyes was so obvious that a certain ghost suddenly remembered those painful memories, she couldn't help curling her lips.

"That was mother's nonsense just now. Mom just wanted to ask you, is it me and the grandmas who pester you every day and hinder you from showing your glory?"

"..." It really was "her" who said such infuriating words.

The mother in Hibari Kyoya's memory is not a very beautiful woman. His appearance is more similar to his father's, and his personality has also inherited the indifference and reticence in the bones of this family. Therefore, his relationship with his mother is not as good as his mother imagined. so beautiful.

The late Mrs. Skylark was a woman with a very out-of-the-box thinking and strange personality. When she was very young, Skylark could never understand what her mother was doing, and often looked at her with indifference or even suspicion—in the eyes of Mrs. Skylark It seemed that it was a look of disdain.

But in fact, it’s no different from disgust. Hibari Kyouya naturally doesn’t like to be close to people, but when he was young, Hilark was very delicate and beautiful. Many elders couldn’t help but want to hug and pinch when they saw it, which made the boy even more angry. Well, Mrs. Skylark was the only woman who insisted on hugging her son and kissing her son droolingly even after being stared at.

Hibari Kyouya used to be very suspicious of his father's eyes on women, and because even at the age of knowing the gender, he couldn't arouse the interest in admiring the so-called girl. Until that day, the pair of people called parents left him together. The courtyard, which was noisy because of the mother's presence, suddenly became quiet.The boy stood alone in the huge mansion, only the sound of birdsong could be heard when it was empty, and only then did he realize that something important was missing in his life.

People who are indifferent and withdrawn by nature have a long reflex arc for all emotions. The parents left a trace of pain in the boy's heart after the death. Dino, who claims to be a master, also experienced ten years before he really became Hibari Kyoya. Kusakabe Tetsuya, a good teacher and helpful friend, has been following Hibari for more than ten years and has become a real shadow...

He is a person who doesn't cherish anything very much, but once he takes something under his wings, he will definitely protect it to the end. This is the same for friends and subordinates.

It seems that that woman has been around him for a while, and his impression of her has changed from a "strange woman" at first to a "woman who can help him sleep", until now it has evolved into a woman who "can calm down when you see her" , the ancestors watched him hug and touch the woman, but he never made the next move, so of course they should be anxious.

It's not because Yamato Reiko is not beautiful enough, in fact her appearance is very in line with Hibari Kyomin's picky and weird aesthetic.Fair skin, facial features are not particularly stunning, but the combination has a unique classical charm, and because the scene of the first encounter is so impressive, every time her eyes move, Skylark often thinks that there is something reflected in her eyes. moon.

"The reason is very simple, you have been watching! How easy it is for others to start!"

A few days ago, Mrs. Hibari was startled by the witch's words. Only then did Mrs. Yunque realize that she was too worried and spoiled her son's affairs, so she couldn't help but ask, and quickly got the undisguised look of disgust from Hibari Kyoya.

"I will count down tens of seconds. If I don't go out, I will first demolish the mourning hall behind."

"Hey, hey, I'm going! Why don't we go!" This time the mother seemed to be scared at last, and took away several female ghosts who were still looking at her great-grandchild along with the "great-grandson" and disappeared into the house.

The world finally calmed down, and Yunque moved closer to the edge of the bed to look at the sleeping woman.

She doesn't seem to be sleeping well lately... Although she had been in his arms for the first time.At that time, he himself was not used to holding something to sleep, he would often let go after falling asleep, and when he was woken up again, he would always see her trembling in a corner alone, and he would hold her in his arms out of the idea of ​​helping each other. In her arms, she frowned as if struggling in consciousness for a while and then calmed down again, but her brows were still frowning tightly. At that time, he knew that she was actually a person troubled by insomnia just like him.

It's just different from his simple being harassed, this seemingly quiet and gentle woman who seems to accept everything indifferently has a secret in her heart.

The slender hand rested on the woman's hair. Since she came to Bingsheng, she had never been to a barber shop, and now it has grown to shoulder length. Her fingers gradually moved up the hair to her frowning brows, stopped, slightly Raising his eyebrows, he met the eyes of the woman who didn't know when to open them.

She really woke up early.

"Why did you come to Bingsheng?" Yunque suddenly asked.

"I was looking for you." The woman's beautiful eyes blinked, this time the skylark was right, her eyes clearly reflected the warm moonlight, and the dim yellow successfully drowned her indifference and calmness all this time. The over-the-top eyes, the eyes she looked at him so earnestly and gently at the moment, it seemed as if... something was ignited?

"...What do you want me to do?"

"Of course I'm looking for you because I love you." With a loud voice, the man on the edge of the bed froze, and then suddenly put his hand on her forehead. After making sure that she didn't have a fever, he remembered that strange golden arrow that shot her earlier... Could it be that Is it the so-called Arrow of Eros?

What a joke.

The man stood up suddenly and opened the door to go out, the woman on the bed hurriedly sat up.

"I love you, don't you believe it?"

"...You should go to sleep, I'll bring that kid back."

"Ah!"

The God of Tanabata who was hated by "father" finally avoided the grandma's group, and wandered leisurely in the Tanabata festival alone.Ironically, although this is said to be a ceremony held for him, the God of Qixi has never really appreciated it, because Qixi is the time when believers pray every year, and it is also his busiest time.

You can't refuse or protest. God's mission is to listen to the wishes of believers and do everything possible to achieve them, because that is the meaning of God's existence born from wishes.

So, being a god is no fun.

"Do gods get cold too?"

The voice of the witch came from behind. Tanabata, who was standing in front of the goldfish fishing stall and sneezed for no reason, turned her head. The blond witch held a bunch of cotton candy in her arms and chewed happily. Seeing him turn her head, she happily waved.

"Hey, Lord God, how about the advice the young master gave you? Is it effective?"

"I don't know, she was still in a coma when I was kicked out, it would be great if it really works." The small face of Lord Shen Ling suddenly showed a distressed look, and his small hands unconsciously rubbed his nose, which seemed to be a bit more Aggrieved, Daisy couldn't help laughing.

"To be kicked out, Skylark doesn't take God seriously."

"Anyway, you are all the same, don't take me seriously." He was really aggrieved, the boy glanced at the thing in her arms, "What is that, it looks delicious."

"...You want to eat the marshmallow that Bai Lan gave... Can you eat it?"

The hand of the Qixi God stretched out and passed directly through Daisy's face, proving that he is completely incapable of touching things in the world. Daisy was stunned, seeing the boy's more aggrieved expression, she almost cried out Yes, the witch, who has never had a high EQ, racked her brains to come up with a line to comfort God.

"What about that... You go on, let the proprietress give birth to you as soon as possible."

"It's too late now, that man already knows who I am, he will definitely prevent my birth!"

Hey, the gods are so inferior and fragile.

Daisy was so startled that she forgot to swallow. She took a mouthful of marshmallows in her mouth and propped up her cheeks softly and fluffy. It looked a little funny, and Akashi Seijuro, who had been looking for her through the crowd for a long time, couldn't help but slapped her. forehead.

"Daisy, I told you not to run around when there are too many people here. Why are you more worried than Agares..."

"Master!" the witch with puffed cheeks shouted inarticulately, but the saliva choked into her throat along the gap. She coughed violently, and a mouthful of cotton candy happened to be sprayed out and landed on a pair of black leather shoes opposite.

"Uh..." The guilty witch.

"Mr. Skylark, I'm sorry, we were rude." Akashi was very calm and apologized very politely, while pulling Daisy behind him without a trace, Skylark frowned displeasedly, but didn't say anything , just nodded very lightly as if to indicate that the page had been turned, then turned around and stretched out his hand to pick up the Tanabata God who was staying aside.

It was really carried, and the man's hand grabbed the boy's kimono collar. The boy was stunned, and stared at him incredulously, and was frowning at Hibari with a disgusted expression.

"You, go and restore that woman to her original state."

"What... what?" Still immersed in the "joy" that someone could touch him, the boy blinked his slender eyes similar to men and explained in confusion, "Cupid said that the arrow of Cupid is not forcibly given Injecting emotion into a person without emotion just makes people unable to suppress the deepest emotions hidden in their hearts. That woman... my future mother, she grew up in a very special environment. She was used to suppressing herself since she was a child. Catalyzed that out."

"That kind of thing," Skylark's expression remained unchanged, and the words he said made several present at the same time stunned, "I knew it a long time ago."

"...you actually know?" Qixi cried out in surprise, and finally stopped worrying about why the skylark could touch her. The boy struggled in mid-air and waved his hands, "If that's the case, can I wake you up?"

"Not good." The "father" rejected the "son"'s kindness without hesitation, "I can solve it myself."

"...Where did a person who failed to make me reincarnate successfully after sleeping in his arms for more than half a year come from such confidence?" Qi Xi complained in disgust, but Skylark obviously didn't like this.

"Shut up and go get her back."

"... No, I have to seriously consider changing my dad." This EQ is too low for him to stand it anymore.

"Oh, I can send you directly to the next life."

"...You won." Although the emotional intelligence is low, the force value is high...

"Father and son" were arguing as if there was no one else walking away from sight, Daisy sighed enviously.

"Master, Daisy really wants to have such a lovely son."

"...It's too early to think."