[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

The god who was born in a wish and gradually formed, looks exactly like the skylark family of the patron saint of Bingsheng. This is the long-cherished wish of the people of Bingsheng and probably part of the wish of the god himself.The gods who have never really lived will have a chance to be reincarnated as a human after their merit points are full. Originally, the Qixi God did not know which family he would be reincarnated into, but he heard that he would be rich and happy for a lifetime. The innocent gods worked extra hard for this Accumulated meritorious service was almost selected as a model worker representative in the spirit world, until that day, a group of female ghosts named "Skylark" rushed to the shrine where he was born.

"Little Qixi, I am grandma, come and call me grandma!"

"Give it up, daughter-in-law, I want to see my great-grandson!"

"I want me too!"

"Although I don't know how many generations of great-grandchildren it is, this little guy is definitely the cutest one in the history of the Skylark family!"

"The ones in front come first, first come first, do you know that?"

Young and beautiful female ghosts who completely violated the rules of ghosts ignored the so-called enchantment of the shrine, surrounded the boy and made a noise enthusiastically. As a boy born as a god, he grew up in the pure and innocent shrine and was full of good hopes for the future and next life. For the first time, the boy had the idea of ​​doubting the birth of God.

...What is he working so hard to accumulate merits for?Is it still too late to refuse reincarnation?

The family farce of the Yunque family is still going on, and the one-hour appointment far away from the festival venue has officially started.The competition stage during the Qixi Festival was originally used for some performances, so some smoke or foam injectors were regularly distributed around the stage, and the color of the lights and the theme of the music were also girly or warm. At the Tanabata festival, people saw a miraculous scene.

A dog and a spider... fell in love and killed each other?

The fight between monsters does not see blood but has its own barrier. Under the guidance of Akashi, Oscar Agares, the hell dog, has become strong enough to control his own strength so as not to hurt the irrelevant onlookers. Snow Spider Ashue can basically control her own damage and energy output because of the chip implanted in her body, so what the audience saw was a real competition between the Department of Nature and the Department of Science.

The only strange thing is... "Why don't the people here look surprised at all?"

Is it really common for spiders and dogs to fight or something?Could it be that she is old-fashioned?

As a witch but living in the world for a long time, Daisy Haidier couldn't help but began to suspect that she had accidentally stepped into a strange world. Sitting on her right, Akashi looked at the ring with his chin in one hand, thinking.

"Probably because I see it too often, isn't Peng Lie's box weapon also summoning animals?"

"Little Akashi's guess is correct. When Peng Gelei Judaimu first took office, Hibari left Bingsheng for a while, and later Yunshou returned to Bingsheng alone, and various interested people came to Bingsheng for a while. There are fights from time to time, probably the residents of Bingsheng are used to it.”

Didn't he get scared away but got used to this kind of fighting?The hearts of the residents of Bingsheng are so big...and, who is little Akashi!

Glancing at Bai Lan, who was obviously the opponent who was approaching with a very enthusiastic look at the moment, Daisy turned her head and approached Akashi and whispered, "Master, this person looks so familiar, I feel so suspicious."

"Ignore him." Akashi looked in the direction of the ring without turning his head, as if he had inadvertently remembered something, "Agares seems to have been back to the Demon Realm a lot lately?"

"Don't mention it, it likes to meet a few opponents that it can fight recently," Daisy's mouth twitched, "It defeats them and lets them go, and then comes back next time, just take turns beating those few opponents every day." Only……"

Influenced by Akashi, the three-headed hell dog who cultivates wisdom and bravery is basically invincible among monsters, but he tirelessly pursues self-breakthrough and recruits opponents to practice, which caused a lot of complaints in the demon forest, and many demons who could not stand the torture ran to Miranda Complained, but the hell three-headed dog that left the nineteenth floor of the demon world is no longer under the management of the Guardian of Mirror Lake.

"I heard that the guard on the first floor has changed to a powerful monster. This time it's really powerful."

"I guessed it." After the vampire incident last time, even if the big devil doesn't raise his vigilance, Queen Alice should be more careful. What's the use of guards who make no difference between existence and non-existence.

"By the way, master, did you bet on something in this competition with Bai Lan?" The battle in the stands became more and more intense. Daisy grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into her mouth while muttering indistinctly, "Oscar is good!" Fight."

"What are you betting on? Of course it's a man's dignity."

Brandon Jesso, who was eating marshmallows alone, also chewed and said that his eating movements were quite elegant, and even the things in his hands were extraordinarily gorgeous and delicious. Daisy blinked her eyes and couldn't help it. He reached out and tugged on Akashi's sleeve.

"Master, I want to eat that."

"When we win, it will be yours." Akashi slid down the witch's hair without looking back. Oscar on the ring had successfully dodged the wind, rain, thunder and lightning spit out by the magic snow spider, and all kinds of bombs that looked like magic balls , passing through many obstacles nimbly, but stopped ten feet in front of the opponent, lying on the spot with a look of vigilance, Daisy couldn't help raising her eyebrows.

"Oscar is really like the young master. Although the three-headed dog has many heads, Oscar has been the only one who can think with his brain in history." The three-headed dog in the past has learned from other monsters in the demon world and grew up with instinct. To survive, if you can't learn to think with your brain, you will be easily taken down by Daisy.

"Hmm." Akashi squinted his eyes and refused to comment. The web made of transparent silk around the Snow Spider's body could fool the people in the audience but not him, and naturally it couldn't fool the three-headed dog.

"Ah, it's been discovered after doing this, it really deserves to be a dog." Bai Lan propped her chin with one hand and said thoughtfully, "Next time try a colorless and odorless transparent silk thread, but if that's the case, the dog Dogs can't get close to Axue..."

Before the words fell, the hell three-headed dog suddenly sat on the ground and began to... drooling, and the onlookers couldn't help whispering in doubt. Only people with magic power can see that the transparent saliva flows inside, quickly dispelling the magic. The transparent webs that the snow spiders spun on the ground melted.

"Wow." Bailan couldn't help but stretched out her hands and applauded. This man's behavior habits have always been the most unaccustomed to people like Akashi and Hibari who refuse to admit defeat. They are also people who refuse to admit defeat, but they just pretend Willing to gamble and admit defeat with a very magnanimous look... just looking at it makes people angry.

"I admit defeat." Bai Lan stood up suddenly, and stretched out her hand towards Akashi with a smile, "That net is Ashue's final killer weapon. If you are dismantled, you have to admit defeat."

Look... it's really annoying.

But after all, his opponent this time is Akashi Seijuro instead of Hibari Kyoya. For Akashi, he should accept such a result both emotionally and rationally, so the red-haired boy also stood up and reached out to hold that hand.

"The reformer of that spider is very talented." International practice praised the other party's efforts, but Akashi was indeed a little surprised.

According to the descriptions in those books of the Demon Race, there are many races of the Demon Snow Spider in the Demon Realm, and their magic power is also very low. As a spider, it has the miraculous effect of repelling mosquitoes for humans, but it is actually useless for real fighting. It has been transformed It can be regarded as a battle with the hell three-headed dog if it is like this, the reformer must have put in a lot of effort.

"Really? Xiaozheng is indeed a genius." Bai Lan, with the tone of winning a big prize, happily introduced her only friend, "Although we have betrayed me, now we have cleared up the past and are still good friends .”

Who cares about the friendship between you and your gay friend... Daisy complained silently, and from the corner of her eye, she saw that Youni had gone to pick up the spider from the stage to express condolences, and she quickly jumped onto the stage and picked up the spider Oscar who thinks about dog life on the ground.

"Stupid dog, you have made meritorious service today, how about I take you to eat from one end to the other end of the memorial service later?"

"Woof!" He wants to eat, but refuses the address.

"It's called a nickname, do you know nicknames?" Daisy reached out and rubbed Oscar's neck, then got up and hugged the dog in her arms and jumped off the stage.

The onlookers gradually dispersed after watching the game, and the sky gradually darkened. A few children were heard from a distance shouting to watch the fireworks. Daisy quickly rushed to Akashi, and made a bright expression like Oscar. .

"Master, watch the fireworks!"

"Wow!" I want to watch too.

"...Are you elementary school students?"

"I haven't graduated from elementary school." Daisy said confidently.

"Wang?" What is elementary school?

"Oh, the air here seems a bit stuffy, so I'll see you later." Bai Lan waved her hand still smiling, and was about to leave when Akashi suddenly called out to him.

"Wait, I won, and you haven't given me the spoils yet."

"Okay, just say what you want." The white-haired man turned his head innocently, and the red-haired boy pointed to the pile of packages in his arms.

"That's it."

"... Huh?" So angry but still pretending to smile.

"Will you bet and admit defeat?" Akashi smiled more cordially than Bailan.

"...Submit." What did Youni say... self-inflicted, can't live?

It is too difficult to bet and admit defeat, especially for the second disease, whether it is exposed or hidden.

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Fireworks have always been a repertoire of various celebrations and festivals, and the Tanabata Festival in Bingsheng has special craftsmen who make fireworks with special patterns-the smiling face of a boy in bloom. It is said that it is the Tanabata God of Bingsheng, but the fireworks released The time is random, and it is rumored that those who can see that special firework will be blessed by the God of Qixi Festival to get a good marriage and live happily ever after.

This year's Qixi Festival was unprecedentedly prosperous. After watching the battle between the dog and the spider, everyone rushed to occupy the spot and waited for the fireworks to appear. However, at this time, no one knew what was happening to the Qixi God who was loved and supported by them——

"Yes... I'm sorry, I was just a little too anxious to do this, I didn't expect to make her faint..."

"Little Qixi corrects her mistakes when she knows her mistakes, she is a good boy, grandma is so touched!"

"Grandma, you made a mistake again, that's my grandson!"

"Shut up, it's all your fault for not giving birth to a lovely grandson! The old woman has never heard her grandson call her grandma for a lifetime, she really can't rest in peace!"

"I'm to blame for your family's genetic problems. I also want to ask why my son looks disgusted when he looks at me. I'm so ugly to your Skylark family?"

The Skylark House, which was supposed to be quiet, was actually very quiet in the eyes of outsiders, but in the eyes of Skylark, it was full of noise.

It is said that the golden light spirit boy who is said to be a god and maybe his future son is kneeling beside the bed in a seated position. He has been like that ever since the doctor said that the woman was severely injured and fell into a coma.The uninterrupted sound of ghosts quarreling in the ear awakened Hibari Kyouya's long-sleeping memory, which he didn't really want to remember, and finally fully recognized the reality in front of him.

The youngest ghost looked exactly like the portrait on the wall... He didn't even change his clothes.

"You guys, what are you doing back here?"

At the beginning, didn't they leave the line "protect and prosper" one by one and left in a cool way?

"Hey, son." Seeing that his son was finally willing to communicate with her, Mrs. Skylark, who had become a spirit body, quickly walked to the edge of the bed, pointed to the woman on the bed, and her black eyes, which were not quite similar to her son's, rolled round , blinking very slowly, "You...you sleep with a woman in your arms every day but do nothing, is...is there something wrong?"

"..." Sure enough, the ancestral graves should be demolished.