[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

A god is a certain idea born in the desire of human beings. The stronger the idea, the stronger the god.

The Qixi God of Bingsheng was born in the good expectation of the people of Bingsheng for marriage. The length of existence and the date of birth are untestable, but he has existed since he was conscious, and because of more and more believers, his power as a god is also increasing. stronger.

Although his appearance looks like a child, and he also holds the position of God of Marriage which is extremely inconsistent with his appearance, but his achievements during his tenure are quite impressive, and his merits have reached the point where he can soar as long as he gets together again However, it was precisely this pair that troubled the omnipotent little Qixi... God Qixi.

How could the god who was born in Bingsheng not know the name of the great demon king who is entrenched in Bingsheng? It's just that Skylark is a person without faith and rarely sets foot in the shrine. The Tanabata God has never seen him a few times, but only a few times Also enough.

"It's definitely that group of old guys in the sky who see that I'm upset and deliberately make things difficult for me!" Little Qixi... the master reluctantly picked up the bow again, and fiddled with it with a look of disgust, "It's obviously useless, that kid Cupid still Then baby..."

The Tanabata god, who looks quite similar to the skylark, is obviously impatient, because the gods and the demons really have little to do with each other. He doesn't seem to plan to communicate with Daisy and is about to leave. Instead, the witch waved his hand to signal him to come forward.

"Don't be discouraged, this thing should be effective for humans." She pointed to the bow in the boy's hand, "I am a demon, I am immune."

"Are you sure?" The boy slowly floated down from the tree, and landed in front of Akashi and Daisy. Oscar also smelled the unusual smell and yelled, but he still couldn't enter the boy's golden halo.

Is it worthy of being a god... Akashi narrowed his eyes slightly. Although he probably saw the god with the light of the three-headed dog, he could also keenly judge the powerful power contained in this little god.

"Since it is the magic weapon used by the God of Eros to eat, it is unlikely that it has no effect at all." Daisy said with a righteous face, and the bright black eyes of the Qixi God blinked.

"Can it also work against Hibari Kyouya?"

"Well..." Daisy hesitated, "I seem to have heard that this thing is not ideal for people with strong will."

"Cupid did say something similar." Qixi God pouted regretfully, "That's why I wanted to try this very powerful human being."

"A powerful-looking human being" naturally refers to Akashi.

The almost omnipotent god has no ability to control people's hearts, so even if he is as powerful as him, he is defeated by Lark's mind that no one can guess. The number of women can draw conclusions.

"To get Kyoya Hibari to get married, you must first let him know that there is a creature called a woman in this world."

Akashi, who had been silent for a long time, finally opened his mouth, and what he said stunned the demons on the opposite side.After confirming that the thing in front of him was harmless to the owner, Oscar tilted his head and pretended to think, but in fact his mind was already on the takoyaki on the other side of the street, looking forward to the end of this conversation as soon as possible so that he could have a delicious meal.

"Master, what do you mean by that?"

"That is to say, the biggest question at the moment is not whether Skylark will chase women or whether his conditions are not met. In fact, if you just look at appearance and conditions, there will be a lot of women who are willing to throw themselves into your arms, right?"

"Of course, as long as that guy is willing." The Qixi god born from the wish of marriage is also very realistic.

"Then the point now is how to make Skylark interested in women, in other words, find a woman to attract Skylark, so what you are looking for is..."

"I see!" The boy's eyes lit up in an instant, and the soles of his feet flew into the air. He waved to Akashi and the others happily, "Thank you human for your suggestion, I know how to do it!"

After saying that, she quickly disappeared before their eyes, and Daisy turned her head blankly, just in time to meet the calculating smile on her young master's face.

"Master?"

"Take care of one first, let's go, and go to meet the second child in the front."

...Young master, don't you have the consciousness that you are one of them?

******

There is no cure for the second disease.

The ancestral grave of the Yunque family was built in a forest at the border of Bingsheng, which probably means that even if you die, you must protect Bingsheng. The surrounding buildings are not extravagant or gorgeous, but the simplicity and atmosphere symbolize the image that this family has always given to the people of Bingsheng. .

Natural nobility and calm indifference.

The trees in midsummer have dense branches and leaves. Although they are naturally generated, they magically have obvious rules. The two neat rows perfectly show the road from the depths of the forest to the tomb of the Skylark family. The light of the setting sun falls through the dense forest. On the grass in front of the mausoleum, the calm and peaceful expression of a woman who fell asleep at some point is vaguely reflected.

"chachachacha"

The sound of leather shoes stepping on the leaves was getting closer, but the sleeping woman seemed unaware, until the sound of footsteps stopped beside her, covering the faint light on her face, and she slowly opened her eyes in her sleep. eyes, facing a face that I see every day when I wake up.

A face that is close at hand but cannot be touched.

"Morning, Lord Jinzhu." She rubbed her eyes and sat up on the grass. She caught a glimpse of the surrounding environment out of the corner of her eye, and then remembered what she was here for. She waved her hands hurriedly and tried to stand up, but her body suddenly flew into the air. She unconsciously let out a low voice, wrapping her arms around Lark's neck.

"Hey what's wrong?"

"It's getting late." The person who suddenly picked her up by the waist said slowly, "What are you doing here?"

"Waiting for you." Lianzi smiled frankly, "Caobi said that you are going to tear down the ancestral graves. Although I don't believe it, I still want to come and see you."

She has always been frankly scary in front of him, from the earliest request to sleep on it to now telling him that she knows him very well, this woman seems to always have this smiling face, this calm tone, as if no matter what happens It couldn't shake her, but it seemed more determined that everything would be as she wished.

nasty woman.

Thinking about it this way, he didn't intend to let go of her hand. Only when she was by his side was the world peaceful. This has been verified long ago.The spirits who were said to be his ancestors would become very honest in front of this woman, but they didn't completely silence as before. He could vaguely hear what they were saying in a persuasive tone.

"Yes, that's it, hold her."

"Don't let go, young man, speak softly."

"Put your head down a little more, I see she is peeking at you!"

is it?

The suddenly curious man instinctively lowered his head, just in time to meet the joyful expression on the woman's face. The moment they looked at each other, he saw a hint of panic in the woman's line of sight, and then saw her turn her head to the side.

"...Why are you looking at me all of a sudden?" Lianzi complained indiscriminately, struggling to get down, but Yunque carried her forward, she was startled, and hurriedly patted Yunque on the shoulder.

"You don't really want to tear down the ancestral graves, do you?"

Not to that extent...

Skylark frowned, but before he could speak, the restless spirits around him showed no fear of being homeless, and instead stood up triumphantly.

"It's useless to tear it down, as long as you're still alive, we can live at home."

"Yes, yes, until you marry a wife and have children!"

"After all, our Yunque family has been passed down from generation to generation. It's miserable. With an heir like you, I can't rest in peace even if I die..."

The spirit who claims to be an old lady actually looks only in her 20s. Probably the Skylark family has been favored by the gods for generations, and they all have a good appearance. Even the ghost form retains the youngest and best appearance, so now in The ghosts before Kyouya Hibari's eyes were almost all young and beautiful female ghosts.

...Although to Hibari Kyouya, they are still just a group of annoying existences.

"It's so noisy." Yunque said suddenly, and Lianzi looked up at Ling behind him suspiciously.

"Are they quarreling with you again?" Probably knowing where these spirits came from, she can vaguely see the appearance of the spirits now, but she still can't hear them talking, and can only see a group of female ghosts surrounding the skylark seeming to say something, Seeing Yunque's displeasure frowning, she reached out and stroked his eyebrows unconsciously.

"Angry can also affect sleep." She pointed to the ghosts, "I heard that those spirits are your ancestors, right?"

"Hmm." An unexpectedly calm voice.

"Let me communicate with them, there must be a more peaceful solution than tearing down the ancestral grave." She spoke softly, her voice was gentle and flat, as if she was talking about something that couldn't be simpler, Skylark narrowed her eyes slightly, He glanced at the "ancestors" who were jumping up and down in front of him.

"It's useless." He didn't think this group of ancestors could be easily persuaded, otherwise he wouldn't have been entangled.

"That's not what I said, the ancestors all look beautiful and gentle..." When the person with high emotional intelligence said this, his expression was very sincere, and the noisy ancestors quieted down in an instant, facing Yamato Lianzi up and down Looking at it, he nodded in relief...

Why nod?

Lianzi murmured suspiciously, but suddenly there was a golden light flashing in front of her eyes, as if something had entered her body, she didn't feel any pain, but her brain was dizzy, and her eyelids became heavier. She opened her eyes forcefully, and at the end of her consciousness, was The little face of the black-haired boy was filled with anticipation.

"Is it done? Is it done!"

That face... Skylark's son?

"...What did you do?" Seeing that she fell into a coma for no reason, Yunque narrowed his eyes displeasedly and looked at the boy who appeared out of nowhere. The faint golden light around him seemed to explain something, and the reaction of the "ancestors" also confirmed his guess at that moment.

"Oh, little Tanabata, you're back!"

"Come and give grandma a hug!"

"Grandma, you are a generation behind, this is my grandson."

"Ahhh, it's so cute! Why weren't you born by me?"

The little Qixi who appeared proudly for a while... the great god of Qixi, who was surrounded by ghosts in the form of a boy, probably because he is also a spirit body, the ancestors can definitely touch him, the boy's face was pinched and played with various Seeing an expression that satisfied the ancestors' preferences, Hibari Kyouya, who was watching, looked indifferent. He originally planned to ignore them and leave directly, but the boy couldn't help but suddenly shouted.

"It's so noisy! Don't reincarnate into your house!"

"……What did you say?"

"...No! You didn't hear anything, I'm not your son! Really not!"

"..."