[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"It's fine to deduct the full amount of the monthly salary."

Reported to the young master about a certain maid who neglected her duty and went to play on the roof during her shift. The old butler carefully looked at Akashi's expression and asked if he should be punished. Speaking, the butler was obviously taken aback.

In fact, he wanted to dismiss that obviously unqualified maid, but judging by the performance of the young master these days...

"What's wrong? Is there anything else?"

The young man raised his head from the chessboard and looked at Yasuda. The latter hesitated for a while or bowed his head and retreated. The door closed softly with a "click". Akashi lowered his head and was about to continue the chessboard when a golden head suddenly hung down from above. in the center of the board.

"Hi, master."

The girl's red lips turned into a bloody mouth in an instant, and she was about to bite him, Akashi raised a hand and threw a chess piece into her mouth, and she turned over and fell to the ground and coughed violently.

"Ahem... is the young master going to murder Daisy!" She spat out the bloody chess piece and threw it back on the table, Akashi shrugged indifferently.

"It was you who threatened me maliciously first, and I don't think this level can kill you." This guy is harder than a cat.

"No, no, no, deducting my salary is the same as killing me!" The witch who quickly repaired herself rushed over and lay face to face with Akashi on the table, trying to put on a pitiful expression, "Young master, you have the heart to die!" Is Xi starving to death?"

"Why did you starve to death? You have Michael's family, and your Erna, if not, and Da Vinci, even though it's a little ugly, you can still enter it, right?"

"Master, it's scary!" Daisy retreated far away at once, and looked at Akashi nervously with her hands in front of her, "You let Daisy eat your friend!"

"...Don't you have any normal friends?"

"Yes, but I'm afraid they will scare the young master." Daisy stretched out her hand and gestured on her face, "My hometown's customs are a bit...performance art, which is not good for the young master's heart."

Isn't the result abnormal?

For some reason, he wanted to complain when he met Daisy, but Akashi Seijuro refused to accept that he had also awakened this attribute, and only rubbed his forehead with a headache.

"So, what are you doing on the roof?"

"Oh, Edison told me that the young master often drinks with him until dawn, and sometimes misses me together." While talking, he pulled the hair on the top of his head shyly, "Young master misses me so much. Why don't you just say it straight, and still treat me so coldly..."

"...The cat meat should taste good?"

"Young master... actually wants to eat my only friend in this house." Daisy continued to maintain a shocked expression, her tone sounded like she was about to cry, Akashi's hand holding the chess pieces tightened suddenly, and then she raised her head He looked at her indifferently.

"Do you want me to deduct all your next month's salary?"

"Master! Do you want steamed or braised?!" She quickly ran to the window and turned over, and her voice eager to present treasures could be heard from a distance, "I'm going to catch Edison right now!"

"Daisy—"

******

"Four years ago, after my wife passed away and you disappeared, Mr. Akashi changed all the servants in the yard from the inside to the outside, and that kid has become a little weird since then. Although I don't understand human beings very well. behavior, but that kid’s background is very remarkable in the human world, right?”

"I don't know...it seems really amazing." Hearing that the black cat in her arms said so much, Daisy pulled her hair in confusion, "Many people are jealous of the young master's appearance."

"Such a wonderful person, why not happy?"

Yeah, why not happy?

On Monday morning, Daisy got up very early. As the only maid in the Akashi family, although her many words and deeds seemed a bit incomprehensible, but the professionalism and proficiency shown as a maid made the housekeeper Yasuda always begrudgingly. Shocked.

"Good morning, Master."

Look at the angle of the bow, the placement of the hands, if it is not for a professionally trained maid, it is absolutely impossible to reach this level...

"Daisy?"

As a result, Master Akashi who got up normally without being harassed was slightly frightened himself. He looked at the little maid's unconventional behavior strangely. Daisy lowered her head and pointed in the direction of the living room respectfully. Akashi raised her eyebrows and gave up thinking. She was thinking about something again, and walked to the living room.

The big snake didn't appear again after being scared away by him that day. The things on the table should be of the type "normal human beings can eat". There is no black gas or golden light, everything is normal.Akashi remained vigilant and finished his breakfast until—"Master, Daisy will take you to school!"

Seeing the message "If you don't let me go, I'll follow you anyway" burning in the maid's eyes, Akashi suddenly stretched out his hand and poked Daisy's forehead.

"What's wrong with your brain?"

"Daisy wants to meet the young master's friends!" Daisy said confidently.

"What are you talking about?" Butler Yasuda scolded the maid angrily, who stuck out her tongue at him indifferently, then turned her head and continued to stare at Akashi, with a rogue expression of "you have to agree if you don't agree".

"That's it?" Akashi raised his eyebrows, but he didn't seem to be angry. Daisy immediately nodded with a smile on his face, and Akashi narrowed his eyes thoughtfully and pondered for a while, "It's not impossible to let those guys come over, but it's for six people. Cuisine..."

"I'll take care of everything!" The girl suddenly jumped up without any restraint from the maid and turned around twice. She looked really happy, and the bunch of dull hair on the top of her head flickered along with it, and Akashi suddenly felt warm in her heart. , but there are some signs of itching in the deeper part.

"Antian."

"It's the young master."

"Give her money and let her go grocery shopping."

"Oh?" The windfall made Daisy's eyes suddenly show money symbols, and she was about to cheer "Long live the young master", when Akashi's other words directly sent her from heaven to hell.

"The money for grocery shopping is deducted from her salary."

"No—" Those who deprive her of her wages are all enemies!

******

"Damn young master! I actually need my own money to buy vegetables... Wow, this cabbage costs 2000? Ah, beef is still so expensive! The price of chicken has also increased, can it really be sacrificed to Michael's family..."

In the fresh food area of ​​the supermarket, a girl in a black and white maid outfit cried faintly in front of the price tag. The passing aunts and aunts couldn't help pointing, but no one dared to step forward.The maid also didn't seem to have the slightest awareness that she was being watched by the crowd. After enjoying the one-man show, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and was about to continue shopping for vegetables. Suddenly someone walked up to her and stopped. Daisy raised her head, He was facing the pink-haired girl with a worried expression on her face.

"Miss Maid, what's the matter with you?"

"I..." The sequelae of crying made her sob unconsciously, and then her eyes lit up, she grabbed the girl's hand and burst into tears, "My wallet was stolen..."

"What's the matter, little Taozi?" The blond boy who accompanied him to the supermarket to buy something poked his head out curiously.

"Have you met someone who touches porcelain?" This is the cyan boy.

"Are you entangled?" The green-haired one.

"Chew, chew...you really don't need to buy anything when you go to Chizai's house..." The purple-haired boy ate while walking.

Although Daisy's tearful eyes could not tell the facial features of these people clearly, the colorful hair gushing out in front of her gave her an ominous premonition. The last time she saw this scene with such concentrated colors was In the photo... on the young master's desk a few days ago.

"That! I'm fine all of a sudden!" She stood up abruptly, wiped her tears and ran away. The teenagers behind her suddenly looked at each other, but the maid collided with another person and fell to the ground before taking two steps.

"Ah, sorry!"

"Feel sorry……"

The two got up at the same time and apologized to each other. Daisy blinked and looked at the blue-haired boy who appeared almost out of nowhere. She held out her hand, an apologetic smile on her lips.

"Sorry, are you okay?"

Such a gentle person... You bastard master, you can actually make such a normal friend.

"What, so you are the little maid Akashi-kun mentioned earlier?" After the communication was finally over, Momoi Itsuki couldn't help but exclaim, "I didn't expect you to be such a beautiful woman."

"Thank you for the compliment, Miss May is also a beauty." As a witch, she was still a little confident about her appearance, Daisy expressed her compliments very calmly, and then couldn't help asking, "Did the young master mention me? What did you say about me?"

"That..." I can't say it.

After finally picking out the ingredients, they happened to be in the luxury car of the Akashi family who took Daisy out to buy vegetables. Several people sat in a row and chatted. When this topic suddenly came up, Momoi May was a little entangled, and Kise on the other side remembered I have one more thing to ask myself.

"Miss Maid, what is the golden ball you put in Akashi's lunch last time! It killed me!" Although it was later learned that it wasn't the snake skin that made him feel better, he vomited faintly at the time. My memory is still deep in my memory.

"That, it's an amulet." Daisy stretched out her hand and made a big gesture, "The eyes of a kind of beast, it is said that wearing them on the body can prevent viruses and disasters."

"What beast?" Momoi asked curiously.

"It's Hell III... that, is it similar to a mastiff?" Daisy muttered, "My young master seems to be attracted to some strange things. I asked my relatives in my hometown to find them."

"Alas..." The pink-haired girl looked surprised, but the blue-haired boy beside her was thoughtful.

"Speaking of which, that guy Akashi is so simple, do maids also drive this kind of car when they go shopping?" Aomine, who had been observing in the car for a long time, couldn't help but speak, and Midorima pushed his glasses.

"It's a status symbol."

"Huh? Aren't you afraid of being robbed?" Kise's surprised voice.

"No one would be so bold... right?" Momoi whispered.

"You misunderstood, this car is here to pick you up, and I'm the one who rubbed against the car." Daisy curled her lips, couldn't help covering her face with her hands and began to complain, "Master won't even give me a little sheep..."

In fact, it's because she can run faster than a car, so she won't say such things.

The crying appearance of the weak [seemingly] beautiful girl is really lovable, so that a group of people who have no love can't help but feel a little bit resentful towards their captain, so they waited at home for a long time before finally waiting for the "friends" to come to the door, face to face What came was——

"Akashi-kun, you are too much, how can you treat the maid lady like this!" said No. [-] Momoi May, the envoy of justice.

"That's right, little Akashi, it's too much, the maid is crying all the time!" said Justice Messenger No. [-] Kise Ryota.

"Although I always thought you were a dangerous person, I didn't expect it to be like this..." Midorima muttered.

"Hey..." Qingfeng didn't know what to sigh.

"Chew... Don't look at me, I don't know what happened." Atsushi Ziyuan, who was out of state the whole time.

"Akashi-kun... Miss maid is very interesting." Tetsuya Kuroko observed all the way.

Hearing Kuroko's words, he guessed something, and Akashi turned his attention to someone who was shrinking behind Atsushi Murasakibara, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

"Daisy..."

"Oh, master! I'm going to cook!" The person whose name was called immediately appeared, solemnly posed a maid salute, and then ran away, leaving a whole room of people looking at Akashi in surprise. Some helplessly spread his hands, but the corners of his lips were smiling.

"Well, I said it, a bit stupid, but a guy who is very talented in killing."

indeed.