[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"La la la, la la la~ I am the master of the kitchen..."

She seemed very happy.

The maid's out-of-tune singing came from the kitchen, and the servants of Akashi's house couldn't help but look at each other.

Although this maid often has intermittent convulsions on weekdays, such as squatting in the flower bed in the yard and talking to herself for a long time, such as running to wake up the young master in the middle of the night and pestering him to watch the moon, such as always like Adding some strange things to the young master's breakfast... Another example is that it takes a long time to climb to the roof to play with the cat from time to time...

In the eyes of Mr. Yasuda, the housekeeper of the Akashi family, such acts of constant death should be dismissed immediately, but the maid named Daisy still lives more freely than anyone else with her head held high.

"Is it because the young master dotes on her?"

"Of course that's one of them, but she's really good as a maid."

Although she is playful, she has not missed any of the work that should be done. The extra workload that old Yasuda selfishly gave her was completed very quickly, leaving old Yasuda speechless, and the careful people found that since she came, , the young master talked more, and walked around the yard more often.

Like this moment—"Daisy."

"Master, what's the matter?"

The out-of-key singing stopped abruptly, and the girl wearing a chef's hat flashed from the deepest part of the kitchen to the door in an instant, took off her mask to reveal slightly sweaty cheeks, and blinked at the boy who suddenly appeared at the door of the kitchen.

"I'll check if you put any strange things in it." Akashi teased, Daisy couldn't help puffing up her cheeks, and then suddenly raised her hand.

"By the way, there happened to be a dish for me, Master." She turned around and flashed into the kitchen, and came out again soon, with an extra dish in her hand, and the fiery red slice made Akashi's forehead twitch uncontrollably .

"what is this?"

"The famous Chinese cuisine, mapo tofu, I added the special chili from my hometown. I don't know if human beings are used to this taste..." Although she personally thinks the taste is great, Edison licked it before and announced I'm about to break up with her.

Akashi's answer was to frown, and he stretched out his hand to push the dish away.

"Obviously not." He stared at the dish for a while, and finally couldn't help asking, "Have you been to China for a few years?"

"Hey, secret." Daisy stuck out her tongue and took the mask back, then turned to Akashi and waved her hand, "By the way, the food is ready, we can serve."

What's it like to have a wealthy friend as a friend?

Momoi Wuyue felt that her experience today was enough to explain this topic deeply.

Not to mention the luxury car on the way here and the mansion she is in now, just the colorful dishes in front of her eyes that are not inferior to high-end restaurants are enough to amaze her for a long time. The person who prepared this table of dishes at an amazing speed is the beautiful lady maid in the supermarket before, it really makes people...

"It's the first time I'm so jealous of Akashi." Aomine, who had just gnawed a super-large lobster, couldn't help expressing such emotion, and quickly got the approval of foodie Murasakihara.

"Yeah, that strange lady maid is so powerful." The big boy quickly scooped up a plate of fried shrimp with the length of his hands, and said inarticulately while chewing, "With such a powerful maid, why did Chi Zai still eat it?" So long canteen..."

This question just hit Midorima's heart, the most elegant boy at the table unconsciously put down his knife and fork, and turned to look at Akashi.

"Before I said it, I heard that your house is haunted, and the maids were scared away?"

"Ahem... is there such a thing?" Qingfeng almost got stuck in the beef.

"Really?" Kise stopped his hand that was peeling the crab shell and looked at Akashi curiously, "Has little Akashi seen that ghost? Male ghost or female ghost?"

"Master Huang Lai really wants to see a ghost?"

A faint voice suddenly sounded behind the blond boy, combined with the suddenly quiet atmosphere and the inexplicably dimmed lights, it really had a somewhat eerie flavor, which made Kise jump up in fright.

"Ahhh..." "Crack" the blond boy fell to the floor with his chair on.

"Well, don't you want to see ghosts?" The maid Daisy looked down at him innocently, Kise was stunned for a few seconds before recovering, quickly got up from the ground, and looked at Daisy mournfully.

"What's up, Miss Maid, don't appear so suddenly, I thought there was really a ghost."

"Master Huang Lai, don't worry, there can't be ghosts in this house." Daisy muttered, seeing Huang Lai heaved a sigh of relief, she added, "But it's hard to say if there is anything else."

"Hey—is this even scarier?" The blond boy unconsciously reached out and rubbed his arm, looking around nervously.

Originally, they were invited after school in the evening, and the sun went down after playing for a while before they knew it.There is no moon tonight, and the huge house is pitch black, so quiet that no human breath can be heard. He even vaguely saw a terrifying-looking shadow swaying in the wind under the big tree in the yard... Ahhh Ah, cheer up Kise, that's just an illusion!

"Master, what's wrong with him?" Daisy, who was still standing in front of Kise and didn't leave, stared blankly at his sudden pat on the cheek.

"Don't pay attention to him, he's just being stupid." Akashi replied flatly, Daisy said "Oh" and turned around to leave, the people beside him didn't know what they saw, and suddenly screamed again, and hugged him with both hands. The person closest to him is the maid Daisy with a dazed face.

The expression of the person in the main seat changed instantly.

"Snake! What a big snake!" The person who hugged Daisy tremblingly pointed out the window. There is indeed a shadow swaying back and forth under the old tree, but that...

"Isn't it the shadow of the curtains upstairs?" Midorima analyzed calmly.

"The lights upstairs are off." Daisy immediately raised her hand to show that she was a thrifty maid, "but if it's a snake..." "Actually, you don't have to be afraid"—— before she could finish her words Interrupted by the boy in his arms, it seemed that he had been greatly stimulated, and the boy Kise was in a bad mood.

"No no no I really saw it! What a thick snake! It's sticking its tongue out at me!"

Hey...Erna really can't change his habit of liking handsome guys.

Daisy was thinking helplessly, but she didn't seem to notice that there was something wrong at the moment, until the young man in the main seat suddenly said, "Ryota, did you hug something wrong?"

"Huh?" After realizing that he had been hugging the maid, Kise let go of his hand hastily. Originally, he felt chills on his forehead because he was scared by the big snake. At this moment, his back was chilly. The blond boy couldn't help standing up immediately. Not even sitting, the whole person was so helpless that he almost cried.

"I……"

"Master Huang Lai, don't be afraid, that is actually a guts tester." Probably because she couldn't bear to see the pitiful appearance of the beautiful boy, Daisy comforted her, "The phantom projector that the young master asked someone to make before, probably was used by the servants. Open it carefully, and I'll just take it away."

Although it is good, why do I feel that it is getting colder and colder? ——Kise Ryota who didn't realize what mistake he made.

I'm scared to death, it's fine if it's not true. ——Aomine Daiki with a livid face, although he couldn't tell it at all.

I don't know what happened, but it looks amazing. —— Atsushi Murasakihara, who ate and ate with his heart all the time.

Wow, was Akashi-kun jealous just now? ——Momoi Mayzuki who looked excited while watching the gossip.

There must be something in Akashi's house. ——The suspicious Midorima Shintaro.

Sure enough, Miss Maid is very interesting. —— Kuroko Tetsuya who has been observing.

After Daisy went out for a while, the shadow that troubled everyone finally disappeared, and Kise finally heaved a sigh of relief, and thanked Daisy for coming back.

"Thank you, Miss Maid! It was a great help!"

"Kick"

Akashi put down his knife and fork and raised his head: "Daisy."

"Master, did you call me?" The person who was called quickly moved behind the red-haired boy with a respectful expression.

"The dish you mentioned just now, serve it." Akashi narrowed his eyes and looked at the blond boy who was still smiling brightly at Daisy, "Surprise Ryota."

"Good master." The maid who was in a good mood was very obedient today, and quickly left the living room, leaving the blond boy who didn't know the imminent disaster looked at Akashi gratefully.

"Whoa, is there any finale left for me?"

"Yeah." Akashi propped his chin with one hand and smiled extraordinarily softly, "Absolutely, the taste you will never forget."

Kise, take care. ——The common voice of the rest of the table.

Strange...why is there a sense of foreboding? ——Slutty boy Kise.

Daisy came back soon, holding a bright red dish in her hand. It didn't look weird. According to the introduction, it was called "Ma Po Tofu". Picking up the spoon bravely—

"what!"

"Boom" the blond boy successfully passed out this time.

"Master, did your friends have a good time today?" Daisy sighed unsatisfactorily while lying on the balcony on the second floor watching the car go away, "Call them to play next time!"

"It's hard for others to say, Dahui and Ryota will definitely not come again." The person sitting at the desk and fiddling with the chessboard said casually, and the person at the window quickly turned his head and lay down on the opposite side of the table to face him.

"Master, why did you let Erna come back?"

She walked over and found that the sulfur that had been sprinkled around the house had been cleaned up, so that Erna could come back, probably because he was a little too excited to see so many humans, so he scared the young master's friends.

"Well..." The person on the chessboard sounded very perfunctory. Daisy puffed up her cheeks unconsciously, and suddenly reached out and snatched the chess piece from his hand and stuffed it into her mouth. He stuck out his tongue mischievously under his gaze.

"Hey, come grab it!"

"...I think it's more appropriate to use your salary to pay for that chess piece."

"Hey hey hey - only don't want this one!"

"After all, what do you want money for?" Akashi asked. He remembered that she had been thinking about salary since she was a child. When money is needed.

"I want to make money to pay off my debts!" ​​Daisy said solemnly, which surprised Akashi, "I owe a lot of money and I have to pay it back. If I don't pay it off quickly, big trouble will happen."

"……How many?"

"I don't know." She tugged at her stupid hair in confusion, "I don't know how to settle accounts, but for some reason it feels like no matter how much money I earn, I can't finish it..."

This idiot... Could it be that he encountered some fraudulent group?