[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Old Yasuda came to Akashi's house four years ago. He was originally the housekeeper of the Akashi family's old house. Since Mrs. Akashi passed away four years ago, he has come to take care of Master Seijuro's daily life.

The young master has shown extraordinary maturity, calmness and even wisdom since he was a child, which makes old Yasuda feel deeply honored, but at the same time, he is also a little worried. The young master is too precocious, but also too...quiet.

"Master, is the human breakfast made by Daisy alright?"

"Well, I can't die from eating it." To be exact, it was better than expected.

"Tch, you'll die if you compliment me—are you still playing basketball?"

"Ah."

"Did you participate in the competition? Lost or won?"

"The second consecutive national championship."

"Oh, it sounds amazing... Is the young master still learning the piano?"

"Gone."

"Oh—why didn't you learn it?" The maid who was lying on the opposite side of the table with her chin propped on her hands suddenly withdrew her hand, and waved it in front of the young master's face with a displeased face.

"I'm doing my homework, you're annoying Daisy." Akashi reached out to pat her hand away without looking up, but was suddenly grabbed.He raised his head in a little surprise, and his obviously absent-minded expression was clearly reflected in the red eyes of the blond girl who had become seductive due to anger.

"Master, you didn't give up on purpose because Daisy liked listening to you play the piano?"

"--You think too much."

"Oh, why is that?"

Because no one listened.

What he almost blurted out made Akashi startled suddenly, and when he came back to his senses, Daisy had let go of his hand, and was lazily lying on the table poking the photo frames to play, he couldn't help closing his eyes and sighing, The maid in front of her suddenly sat up again.

"Master," she held up the photo frame in her hand in surprise. Boys and girls with different hair colors were standing together and looking at the camera happily, "Have you actually made friends yet?"

"Crack" The pencil in the boy's hand broke suddenly, Akashi raised his head, and raised the corners of his lips towards her with a half-smile.

"In your heart, shouldn't your young master have friends?"

"That's not true, Elna really wants to be friends with the young master!" Daisy shook her head solemnly, "And Michael, Da Vinci, the former Raphael..."

"Wait, who is Da Vinci?"

"Oh, speaking of Da Vinci, I've never seen such an ugly toad!" Her face was distorted in an unscientific manner for a moment, and she continued to speak without ignoring Akashi's expression, "It said It has lived in your pond for several months. Although it has been very happy, but now there are fewer and fewer beautiful sisters, it is ready to move. By the way, Michael said that the soil in the garden has a strange smell recently. Is it right? I'm taking insecticide, if it is, there is no need, because Oliver has come back recently."

"Who is that?"

"A praying mantis so vicious that all the bugs in the garden are afraid of it."

"Very well, it seems that I need to dig the garden." Being desolate like that can still make her "friends".

"Ah!" Realizing that she was talking too much, Daisy couldn't help covering her mouth with her hand, she glanced out of the window inadvertently, trying to express her apology to the "friends" who were about to be expelled, and then turned her head as if she suddenly remembered something Come.

"Speaking of which, young master, why does no one recognize me when I come back this time?"

The person who was concentrating on doing homework suddenly stopped, but didn't speak any more. Daisy turned her head and waited for a long while but didn't get a response. I was dumbfounded, but my eyelids gradually became heavy, and after a while my little head began to nod down frequently.

"Daisy?" Akashi looked helplessly at the golden hair that suddenly appeared on the top of the homework book. The hair suddenly moved, and he unconsciously stretched out his hand to pull it, but the owner of the hair just turned over .

"Master...my friend...how nice..."

The outstretched hand stopped in mid-air, and the boy's big palm gently landed on the girl's hair. The softness of the palm was so far away but as satisfying as it was engraved in the depths of the soul. He couldn't help but slightly raised the corners of his lips.

Anyway, thanks for coming back.

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Captain has been a little weird lately.

Although everyone has always believed that Akashi Seijuro is beyond ordinary people in all aspects of his level and goes straight to the direction of gods. Even if he is in a daze, fans can imagine that he is thinking about some excellent plan, but Even so, it was the first time for members of the Teiko Middle School basketball club to see Akashi... bring a bento to school.

"Akashi, are you finally tired of the food in the cafeteria?"

It was Shintaro Midorima who asked the question. The young man who is serious about everything and pays attention to balanced nutrition is very dissatisfied with the behavior of the cafeteria not changing the menu recently. When he saw Akashi take out the lunch box, he thought he had found an ally. He couldn't help it Start talking.

"No." Akashi took his lunch box and sat down in the cafeteria without looking back. As soon as he opened the lunch box, there was an extra person in the empty seat beside him.

"Hey little Akashi, I can't finish eating so many bentos from fans today..." Before he could finish the rest of the sentence, the blond boy jumped up, "Wow, what is this! It's so dazzling!"

"Bento." Akashi threw out two words with a flat face, which made Kise Ryota feel that he was so rare and strange, but God is so pitiful, Akashi's bento...

"It's really shining!"

"You mean this?" Akashi raised his chopsticks to pick up a round object that exuded golden light, and Kise nodded vigorously.

"Yes! What is this? A ball made of gold?"

"I'm not sure, you can try it." Akashi gently put the golden ball into Kise's open lunch box. The blond boy picked it up with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth without any doubt. The blue-haired boy on the opposite side noticed Something was wrong and tried to stop it, but it was too late.

"Kase-kun..."

"slightly"

"Ah, what is this!" The boy who had his teeth caught suddenly lost his voice, let go of the things in the chopsticks and dropped them on the table, rolled around twice and landed next to Akashi's lunch box, the red-haired boy used Picking it up with chopsticks, he slowly said a noun that made the blond boy go crazy instantly.

"I remembered, this one seems to be made of snake skin..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kise jumped up and ran towards the faucet, leaving behind a table of people with different hair colors who looked at Akashi with a warm smile on his face, and couldn't help but get scalp hair Ma Tei moved aside.

"Akashi..." Midorima looked at Maru and then at Akashi hesitantly, "Do you eat that kind of thing for lunch?"

"This? The surprise my little maid prepared for me." The red-haired boy picked up the ball and put it in the lid of the lunch box, chuckling nonchalantly, "Of course I lied to Ryota about the snake skin, that Probably some kind of metal."

Although Daisy is messing around, he will never really let him eat the food in question, and he is still confident in this point.

"Maid?" Hearing Akashi mention this kind of existence for the first time, several people at the same table were stunned at the same time. Even Atsushi Murasakihara, who was eating snacks, couldn't help but stop, and Kuroko Tetsu also looked at Akashi without saying a word. Seemingly in a good mood, his gaze inadvertently landed on Akashi's half-eaten bento, his eyes changed slightly.

Not to mention the unidentified object with golden light, Akashi's lunch is really too luxurious, and according to Akashi's eating habits all the time, these are probably his favorite things.

If it is true, it can only be said that this maid is really hardworking.

"Ah, a bit stupid, but a guy who is very talented in killing." Akashi continued to smile, and several people on the opposite side couldn't help but feel a shivers down their spines.

He is in a good mood today?

"Ah!"

The girl who had been scolded by her young master was chatting boredly with earthworms in the garden. Although the young master seemed to have forgotten to dig up the garden, she still felt the need to make an announcement.The earthworm Michael said that it doesn't matter, anyway, it can go to other places at any time, but it is a pity to abandon such a fertile land of the Akashi family.

"No one has taken care of this garden for the past few years. If our family hadn't lived here for generations, all the flowers would have died."

"It's amazing, I'm going to issue honorary certificates to your family!" Daisy rubbed her nose and sat on the ground pulling weeds. "But do you know why no one recognizes me?"

"I've only lived for a long time. You might as well ask the stealing cat in the kitchen. It is said that it has been here for four or five years."

"Aha, is it still there?" Daisy patted her butt, stood up, and walked towards the kitchen. Before taking two steps, she saw a black figure flashing past the kitchen door and rushing towards the roof.She looked around to make sure that no one saw her, and the sole of her foot flashed across the roof to block the black cat.

"Wow!"

The black cat jumped in fright, arched its whole body and screamed, and the fish it held in its mouth fell to the roof. Daisy swiftly rushed over and threw the black cat down.

"Haha Edison! Long time no see!"

"Go away, idiot witch, I don't want to call that retarded name!"

The black cat struggled violently, twisting its head in an arrogant manner, Daisy couldn't help but reached out and rubbed its neck.

"Hey, don't be like this. I know it was wrong for me to leave back then, but I'm back! The young master doesn't blame me, so don't be arrogant, okay?"

"Of course that kid doesn't blame you. He's been waiting for you to come back." The black cat—the black cat named Edison by the witch Daisy is a wild cat. According to its own statement, it was attracted by the kindness of the lady. It just stays here, as for why it has not left after Madam passed away for so long, only it knows.

"Wow, it sounds like you know the young master very well." Daisy smiled and continued to scratch its neck, and the black cat purred comfortably.

"If there are human beings who bring a bunch of food to feed you when they are free, and talk to themselves until dawn, you will understand..."

"Hey——is it true? Did the young master tell you that he missed me?" She raised it and asked curiously.

"No, he's just been planning how to fix you all these years." The black cat looked indifferent.

"Haha, what the hell is that? The young master is not such a narrow-minded person, he's just um... a little dark-bellied." Daisy suddenly thought of such an adjective.

"It's rare that you know the word black-bellied."

"You're so rude, anyway, I've lived in the human world for several years."

"Forgive me, Miss Human Maid, Mr. Butler has been staring at you in the yard for a long time."

"Ah..." Oh no, she won't be deducted wages, right?