[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

What should a maid do?

Take care of the master, serve the master, protect the master.

However, for Daisy, to be Akashi Seijuro's maid, all she needs is to anger the young master.

Akashi Seijuro was only six years old when he saw Daisy for the first time.

At that time, the boy who had just escaped from a terrible kidnapping was haunted by nightmares every night, and he seemed to be missing a soul in everything he did. The whole Akashi family was in the shadows, and the boy himself seemed to be in a dream every day. What he was doing, he only remembered that his mother's sad gaze made his heart ache.

Then that day when the mother came back from out, she came to him holding another little hand.

Short blond hair neatly hangs below the cheeks, and a mischievous lock of hair stood up on the top of the head and slightly bent half a circle. The boy's eyes were inadvertently attracted by the lock of dull hair, and he didn't notice what his mother said for a while, only remembering— —

"That's it, Xiao Zheng, this is the maid who started to take care of your life today, her name is Daisy, you should get along well!"

Why should he get on well with a maid?

What can such a small maid do?

After all, why can such a young girl become a maid?

Many questions popped up in his brain in an instant, but the boy who was very calm at a young age would never refute his mother's gentleness.Since it was brought by the mother, then you can try to get along well, but the other party obviously doesn't have the same idea.

"Master, it's time to get up, Master, it's time to get up! The sun is drying your ass!"

Whose maid would lie on the bedside and strangle the master awake in the morning?

"Young Master, please leave the tie to me. I am a professional."

Professional killer?When his neck was so strangled that he could hardly breathe, Akashi Seijuro couldn't help but roll his eyes at the sky.

"Master, today's breakfast is miso, fresh soy sauce, sea cucumber and earthworm soup..."

Although there are a lot of things that look normal in the painting style, but the last thing obviously makes people spit out yesterday's dinner, right?

"What's the matter, master, isn't it to your liking? Daisy made this by herself, and she has been preparing it since early morning..."

Did you wake up early in the morning to catch earthworms?And it happened to be under his bedroom. He who was already insomnia almost had a nightmare again when he heard her sinister laughter.

"What's the matter, Xiaozheng, is it not in the right taste?" Mother asked gently.

The boy's lips moved, as if he wanted to say something, but he saw that his mother had already looked up at the maid behind him, smiling very softly and amiably.

"Little Daisy doesn't have to work so hard next time, don't look at Xiao Zheng who is so obedient and picky."

Not really... Is mother natural or too kind?

"Nothing, ma'am, the young master is really a very gentle master."

Yes, he is indeed too gentle who hasn't strangled her to death.

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of a certain maid with a docile look on her face, and recalled the little girl who stepped on his bed arrogantly before and shouted "If you don't get up, I will strip you off", Akashi Seijuro couldn't believe that it was the same girl. personal.

What is the intention of such a maid with such superb acting skills at such a young age?

"Ah, it's great that you like Xiaozheng." The happy expression on the mother's face made the boy swallow the "I don't need a maid" stuck in his throat.

Although she is a weird little girl, she has indeed won the favor of her mother, so let's bear with it a little bit.

Facts have proved that some forbearance will only make the other party gain an inch.

"Master, have you learned how to tie a tie? Would you like Daisy to demonstrate the professional technique again?"

You can do it already, you don't need to teach the tie killing technique.

"Master, have you seen Raphael? I put it on the piano just now."

If you were asking about that lizard, it was thrown out just now.

"Master! It's so hard to wake you up every day, can you get up by yourself?"

As long as you don't break in before the biological clock, you will wake up naturally.

"Master, I heard that you have nightmares when you sleep at night. Would you like Daisy to sleep with you?"

"No need." He answered firmly.

"Ah!" The person who asked the question suddenly exclaimed, which startled the boy who was sitting in front of the piano practicing.

He raised his head, and at some point, the girl who had climbed onto the piano was facing him, very close. Only then did he realize that her eyes were also red, but different from his, they belonged to a deeper and darker blood red, as if, as if...

"Ma'am! The young master has spoken!"

The blood red was instantly out of sight, and the blond girl climbed down the piano and ran out at high speed. Hearing her shout, the red-haired boy subconsciously put his hand on the vocal cords and coughed gently, a long-lost vibration came from his palm , he couldn't help but startled.

No wonder no one paid attention to his words recently. Did he fail to make a sound before?

The blood-red and jealous maid quickly ran back, followed by the mother and servants who came running wildly, and the boy was embraced by his mother just as he turned around.For the heir of the Akashi family, the long-lost and extravagant warmth made his heart soften.

"Mom, I'm...all right."

Warm tears fell on his shoulders, which was the silent and helpless tenderness of his mother, and Akashi Seijuro finally walked out of that weird and chaotic dream.

Except——"Master, Master! The sun is drying your ass!"

After being woken up before the biological clock for a long time, the red-haired boy suddenly remembered something at the moment the door was pushed open, sat up and quickly dodged to the side of the bed.

"Young master! It's been a long time and come to accept Daisy's good morning trial!"

The girl in the black and white maid outfit rushed towards the big bed, but naturally she missed it. She nimbly rolled in the direction of the boy, but the boy was already standing on the edge of the bed, and rolled her whole body into the quilt , and then I do not know where to find a rope, which will be rolled up and tied up.

The movement was smooth and coherent, and the people caught in the roll stared unwillingly.

"Playing a sneak attack is the most despicable!"

"I don't think you are qualified to say that." Akashi Seijuro narrowed his eyes calmly, straightened the collar of his pajamas with one hand, and couldn't help but stretched out his hand to pull the disobedient bunch on a certain golden head, "Be good here Reflect, and hope you haven't messed with my breakfast."

"Hmph, it's late, Michael and his relatives are taking a bath inside." "Kid" squirmed a bit, let out a gleeful laugh, and Akashi waved his hand back without looking up before entering the bathroom.The door was not closed, and a certain "wrapped" stood up very strangely, and jumped to the bathroom door a few times.Hearing the sound of rushing water coming from inside, she tried to stretch her neck to look over, but because her limbs were trapped, she fell very hard... and fell in front of the bathroom door.

"Provide me with entertainment early in the morning?" Akashi came out of the bathroom, wiping his slightly wet bangs with a towel in one hand, seeing that the quilt was still wriggling on the floor, he couldn't help kicking it, "The quilt was rolled Immediately, he rolled roundly from the bathroom door to the edge of the bed. When he was approaching the edge of the bed, the boy nimbly raised his foot to block the way of "being rolled".

"I changed the carpet temporarily in the middle of the night last night. Is it comfortable to roll?"

A young man's gentle and deliberate voice came from above his head. Someone who had failed in the sneak attack early in the morning and was tricked was finally pissed off. He stood up suddenly with the strength he didn't know where he came from, and jumped around angrily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"It's really naive and cute to think that others will never grow up like you."

The young man walked slowly to the closet, opened his mouth slowly while changing his clothes, "Caught" stood there in a daze for a long time, and it took a long time before he suddenly realized that he was being despised.

"Master, are you despising Daisy's IQ?"

"Ah, I've actually realized it." Seeing that she jumped in front of him again, Akashi bowed his head and buttoned his cuffs, then raised his head and reached out to flick her forehead, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and a smile flickered in his eyes.

"Long time no see, Daisy, it's great that you're still so cute."

This way I can try all the things I wanted to do when I was a child...

"Ah!" Although she was praised as being cute, she suddenly felt very cold. Daisy sneezed fiercely under the quilt, and couldn't help reaching out to rub her nose, only to realize that the "wrapped" rope did not know when. It was untied, and Akashi had already walked to the door of the room, she hurriedly broke free from the quilt and followed.

"Master, breakfast is..."

"Did I say last night, don't shoot at my breakfast, if you don't want your Erna to appear on the dining table."

"But..." Daisy stretched out her hand unconsciously, and was hesitating whether to tell the story, when the person who arrived at the table first couldn't help but shout out.

"Daisy Haider!" The snake was actually hovering over the dining table!A group of servants around him were so scared that they didn't dare to approach, and Akashi even saw old Yasuda looking for medicine for heart disease with trembling hands...

"Hey, it's Daisy's long absence in the morning. She cooks the dishes herself. In order to prevent anyone who cares about her from dumping her, she specially asks Erna to watch over it. It's very happy to be able to help the young master!"

As if in response to her words, Orochi, who was threatening the servant not to come close, suddenly straightened up and quickly rushed towards Akashi. The boy frowned and quickly raised his hand, and a delicate silver bracelet appeared impressively. The big snake whimpered and fled quickly.

"It's the smell of sulfur." ​​Daisy quickly came to the dining table and curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "I should choose to avoid things that I'm afraid of, young master."

"I never said I was afraid of that thing." Akashi squinted his eyes and looked at the breakfast that seemed to have a black atmosphere in front of him. He unexpectedly remembered that he had seen something of this color in the club recently, and couldn't help but lighten it. Laughed out loud, "I'm really curious what it would taste like if you made something normal."

"Normal stuff?" Daisy blinked.

"Normal, things that humans can import..." He deliberately paused at this point, and then looked at her with a determined look, "Ah, but according to your IQ, it doesn't work."

"boom"

The girl on the opposite side couldn't help but stand up, rolled up her sleeves in an inelegant way, and snorted angrily.

"Hmph, I can't be looked down upon so easily. Since this is the case, let the young master experience it specially. The achievements of my practice over the years..."

After speaking, he ran towards the kitchen with blood on his face. Akashi heaved a sigh of relief, leaned back on his chair and waved his hands back. The butler walked forward with an ugly expression.

"I'm very sorry, young master, Yasuda is incompetent..."

"Mr. Yasuda, leave the breakfast to that guy in the future. Others should not come near the living room." The boy sat at the dining table and propped his chin with one hand, watching the earthworms swimming in the miso soup without changing his expression, and the corners of his lips even smiled rise up.

"Morning, Michael."

The earthworm naturally wouldn't answer, but the housekeeper was so frightened that he covered his heart again.

"Young...young master?" Was the young master dumbfounded by the stimulation?