[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Do you believe in the existence of monsters?

The bloody moon flickered in the sky, making the already dark night even more eerie and dangerous.Something flapped its wings and flew over the head, accompanied by a roar that was almost enough to shake the ground, the other creatures on the ground were instantly agitated.

There was a certain damp, unbearable smell floating in the air. After the huge monster moved away, the bloody moon finally reappeared, and a small figure slowly walked out from behind the bushes.He had just escaped a crazy chase, and he looked very embarrassed, but there was no fear on his face.I don't know how long it has been since he came to this inexplicable place, and he gradually got used to this weird environment, carefully walking back along the route planned in his mind until——

"Ah, I found you, human boy!"

The big snake, as thick as the old tree in his yard, looked down at him from top to bottom. Its golden body was slowly encircling him, and his shocked appearance was clearly reflected in its moon-white pupils. His mind went blank, he only saw the big snake slowly lowering its head and opening its bloody mouth toward him——

"what!"

The maid's voice suddenly sounded, awakening the boy who was falling into a nightmare.Sitting up, there was the sound of something being carefully moved outside the door, he frowned slightly and walked over to open the door.

"what happened?"

"I'm very sorry, young master. There's nothing serious about it. You know that, the one that happened frequently recently..." the butler hurried forward and replied respectfully.

"Ah, that..." The young man stroked his forehead with a hand and asked helplessly, "Have you still not found out who did the trick?"

"I'm sorry, it's still..."

"Forget it, compared to that, what's the matter with those people?" He pointed to the extremely spectacular team in the yard, narrowing his eyes displeased. Although this formation has not appeared for a long time, if he remembers correctly...

"It's the interview for maid recruitment, Master Seijuro." The butler bowed respectfully, "This is also what the master meant."

"Didn't I say I don't need so many?"

"Master, just 2 minutes ago, your last surviving maid was frightened and passed out."

"..."

"Master?"

"Actually, I don't need a maid, you know..."

"No, master, in that case you will become a joke of the upper class." How could the young master of the famous Akashi family not have a maid to serve him?

"About this issue, I think your cognition is wrong..." The gentle red-haired boy seriously wanted to express that he didn't mind this matter at all, but he was facing the old butler who had been stubborn for decades, Although he pretended to be listening respectfully, he suddenly turned around just as the young man opened his head.

"Oh no, it's time for breakfast. There is no maid, so I, Old Yasuda, will bring the breakfast for the young master." While talking, he walked slowly, creating the illusion that he was too old to walk. He performed so hard, the boy, Akashi Seijuro couldn't help but sighed helplessly.

"Okay—but this time I'll come up with a question." If this goes on, it will only increase the number of people who are stunned by fright.

"Master?"

"Wait for me to change my clothes and come here." After leaving this sentence, Akashi Seijuro closed the door and changed clothes without any explanation, and the maid candidates who heard that Master Seijuro was going to participate in the interview in person suddenly boiled over.

Although I heard that the Akashi family has been haunted by monsters recently, scaring away all the original maids in the mansion, but the meaning and unique charm of the surname "Akashi" are so great that even the Akashi house has been rumored to be Even though it is an extremely dangerous place where there is no return, many young girls still come here admiringly.

After all, it would not be as simple as a sparrow flying on a branch in case Master Akashi caught his eye.

"That's like ascending directly from the mud ditch to become a god!"

"what?"

Hearing the cheers of the girls behind him, the person who was squatting in the flower bed and playing with mud couldn't help standing up.

"What's wrong with the mud ditch?" The girl with short blond hair was wearing a very ordinary T-shirt and jeans. She couldn't hide her natural good looks and good figure among the huge applicant group dazzled by all kinds of dresses, but her actions at the moment were not at all. It can't be called beautiful.

"There are good things in the mud ditch." She waved her muddy hands, showing off the little thing she just found in the mud ditch, "How about it, isn't it cute?"

"what!"

The girls around immediately retreated far away, covering their mouths and noses as if they saw something terrible. The blond girl blinked innocently, then raised her hand to lift the wriggling earthworm in front of her, and sighed slightly distressed. tone.

"Michael, they don't like you."

Naturally, the earthworm would not answer, and the people around stepped back further away. The girl threw it back to the flower bed in boredom, patted the mud on her hands and walked out indifferently, when someone behind her suddenly stopped her.

"Is this also here to interview the maid?"

"Well, it seems so!" The girl nodded a little naturally, and then pulled out a form from her chest (?) with a normal face and handed it to the housekeeper, "Daisy Haider, this is my resume. Please take care of me."

"Who is this..."

"That's right, there's no temperament at all..."

"What's the place to put your resume to show off your big breasts?"

The maids in the line couldn't help but whispered to each other about the girl's strange words and deeds. Although the butler put on a paralyzed face professionally, there was something wrong with the way he looked at the resume. People with sharp eyes saw the butler's hands trembling slightly. Can't help but wait happily for the girl named Daisy to be kicked out.The person who is being watched by "everyone expects" seems to be unconsciously looking around with her eyes wide open. With her attire at the moment, she looks like a country girl who has just entered a big city. Back off.

A servant hurried over, approached the butler and whispered something, the butler's poker face was subtly distorted for a moment, then quickly recovered, handed the resume in his hand, and then turned to look at The long queue of applicants.

"Everyone, the content of today's interview has changed a bit. There should be 201 people present including this Miss Daisy... Of the 201 lots, only 20 have red bottoms. Only those who draw red can stay and enter. next round--"

"Hey--"

The maids made mournful voices, but the butler's face remained unchanged, and he arranged for someone to hand out the lottery cones one by one, while the servant just now came to the living room with his resume.The young master was playing one-horned shogi by himself with his chin propped on one hand, and when he sensed his arrival, the red-haired boy said without raising his head, "Read."

"Yes, master. The name is Daisy Haidier, the age 'I won't tell you'... the race is 'human', the height is 'heighter than the young master anyway'..." After reading this sentence, the servant trembled violently He almost lost the resume in his hand, and looked at Akashi with trepidation. The latter's hand holding the chess piece tightened slightly, and his eyes were a little fierce when he stared at the resume, but his voice was surprisingly stable.

"Continue reading."

"That...the weight is 'a girl's secret', the contact number is 'I don't answer the young master's calls', the hobby is 'bullying the young master, enslaving the young master', the specialty is 'reciting the maid's self-cultivation in three languages'..."

"Okay." Akashi said suddenly, and the servant was liberated from the extraordinary depression, and he couldn't help but think to himself why the butler's face was so ugly just now, she didn't come to be a maid at all, she came to be a queen, right?

"Master, are you going to drive her away?" He couldn't help asking.

"No, since I have set the rules myself, of course I have to follow that." Akashi looked at the lottery in the yard in full swing, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, "It depends on her ability."

He is quite confident in the exam questions he gave. At least luck will remove most of the people and he will be quiet for a while. If you can pass...

"what!"

"Ah ah, it's scary!"

One after another screams came from not far away, and the young man sitting in the hall was not affected at all, holding the chess piece in one hand and continuing to set the chessboard, but he suddenly caught a glimpse of the resume put down by the previous servant from the corner of his eye, and he picked it up with a frown and glanced at it , a line of eye-catching and bright characters made him suddenly feel a little pain in his forehead.

【Favorite Animal: Snake】

"Master, this is the final candidate to pass the customs."

Tsk, it hurts even more.

Looking at the tall girl who was still looking around without any respect, Akashi subconsciously reached out to put his hand on his forehead. The other party happened to be looking this way too. Their eyes met, and she immediately smiled at him.Her eyes were also red, but they were a very gorgeous and enchanting blood red.

It was a color that he hadn't seen for a long time and made him irritated.

"Master, originally both No. 2 and No. 143 performed very well, passing nine of the ten tests perfectly, but when it came to the tenth test..."

"Scared away".

It was the first time that the butler, who had always acted decisively, showed such an uncertain tone. Obviously, it was very difficult for him to accept that this girl named Daisy passed the exam.For a housekeeper with loyalty engraved in his bones, nothing is more important than the young master's orders, but why is this person who has no respect at all passed all the young master's tests...

"Ah, the tenth item..." He temporarily added the guts test. The thing projected by the simulated phantom device is the culprit of the Akashi family recently rumored to be a haunted house. He can surrender in an instant, but for the only one left behind——

"you."

Akashi put down his resume and looked up at Daisy. The latter withdrew his eyes from wandering around and blinked at him as if listening attentively. The red-haired boy suddenly asked a strange question.

"What's that snake called?"

"Erna." Daisy's eyebrows lit up instantly, "It said it likes you, young master!"

I knew it was you who played tricks.

Akashi suddenly closed his eyes, holding the chess pieces tightly with one hand as if he was restraining something, and then slowly opened his eyes after a long while, but his tone of voice revealed a slight sense of helplessness.

"Daisy Haider."

"Master here!" She immediately took her place in a standard standing posture, seemingly respectful, but her professional but invisible mocking gesture seemed to announce another compromise from him, but it also seemed to be announcing her promise to the mansion. return.

"...Go back to your room."

"Good master!" She put away all her gestures immediately, ran to Akashi and asked joyfully under everyone's shocked gaze, "Can I bring Erna to live with me?"

"Snake soup seems good for dinner?"

"But it's written in the recruitment that pets can be brought in!"

"Rule number one of the maid rules."

"Master's order is absolute!" Reflexively replied.

"Very well, you can throw the snake out."

"But just now it crawled to your room, young master!"

"Daisy Headyr—"