[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Akashi Seijuro was taking a shower when Momoi Itsuki called.

The recent continuous thunderstorms made it logical for the maid to occupy the other half of the young master's big bed.Oscar also played the role of safety line as always. The very self-conscious dog had a great time playing every day, and fell asleep after taking a bath at night, without ambiguity at all.

Daisy still remembered that she was a maid, sitting quietly at the desk and waiting for the young master to take a shower, while turning on the computer to watch animations in boredom, when she saw the bloody place, the phone rang, she didn't even think about it Pick up the phone and answer the call.

"Hello? Akashi-kun? Kawahira Masa said she wanted to be the manager of the basketball team, and the coach has already agreed!"

"……Who?"

"Just Masa Chuanping, the transfer student in your class, who has been following you lately... Eh? Daisy? I haven't heard your voice for a long time! Why can't you get through your phone?"

"Don't mention it, the young master got angry and lost my phone when I took that photo and uploaded it, but you reminded me, I have to find time to buy a new one, otherwise I will be bored to death."

"Okay, buy a mobile phone and call me, I'll accompany you!" Shopping is the nature of most women, and Momoi girl's attention was quickly diverted, "But did it work last time? What did Akashi-kun say?"

When she said this, the maid didn't notice that the client had come out of the bathroom, and she was struggling seriously.

"Effective is quite effective..." She stretched out her hand and tugged at the stupid hair on the top of her head, "But the young master doesn't seem to appreciate my dress very much, obviously he bought it himself..."

"Haha, I didn't expect Akashi-kun to be a sullen..." Momoi Wuyue almost burst out of laughter on the other end of the phone. Daisy was about to ask why, but her hand was suddenly empty. She raised her head, and the boy took the phone with a cold expression Looking at her, she stuck out her tongue and hurriedly lowered her head, pretending to continue watching animation.

"What is it, May?"

"Akashi-kun?" The guilt-ridden Momoi thought about the matter now, "That's Masakawa Kawahira, I just heard from a classmate who is also the manager that she is going to join the basketball club too, I don't know how the coach agreed..."

"It's not difficult to understand, Masa Kawahira looks quite rich." Akashi said indifferently, and saw the dumb hair on Daisy's head stand up at the moment of hearing the word "Masa Kawahira", and couldn't help but raise it. The corner of her lips, and then heard the slightly worried voice of the girl on the other end of the phone.

"But is this okay? Isn't Akashi-kun troubled recently? I heard that the lack of sleep is also caused by her..."

The lack of sleep is because Daisy's sleeping pattern has been getting worse and worse recently. He often found Oscar kicked to the end of the bed and curled up in a corner in the middle of the night, while she was in his arms... "Who told you?"

"That's what Xiaolu said, he said that the new transfer student keeps staring at you no matter class or get out of class, and always follows you when eating..."

"Shintaro should go see an ophthalmologist." Not wanting to continue this topic that was obviously in the wrong direction, Akashi decisively chose to hang up the phone, "It's okay, I can handle that level, don't worry about it."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and threw the phone back on the table, and the girl lying on the computer raised her head.

"Master, is Masa Kawahira that flat-chested witch?"

"Have you seen it?" Akashi just remembered this question, "Speaking of which, what kind of setting is an exorcist?"

"It's a group of human beings who are determined to destroy all demons." Daisy stretched out her hand and gestured at the empty space on the desk, "Humans and demons live in different worlds. The former Great Demon King found a way to the human world, so the demons and humans..."

"That's in the history textbook of the second grade of Mozu Elementary School." Akashi reminded lightly, "I'll memorize it first."

"Ahem, okay." Daisy sat upright, her blood-red eyes turned, "In short, exorcists have existed since that era, but most human beings still don't believe in the existence of demons. So I also think that exorcists are just a group of high-grade secondary patients who like to pretend to be cool, but in fact..."

"Actually what?"

"They're really in the second class." Daisy stuck out her tongue, "In the age of the Great Demon King, although the demons and humans can't be said to live in peace, there are indeed demons that can coexist with humans, and exorcism Teachers are determined not to allow this kind of existence. In their eyes, demons approach humans for other purposes, and they are always full of malicious speculations about demons. They are determined to kill all demons, and firmly believe that they are partners of justice..."

Seeing her mentioning this word, her eyes lit up, Akashi glanced at the video playing on the computer, it was indeed the recent popular "fatezero"...

"So, have you ever been hunted down by an exorcist?" The young man couldn't help having an unpleasant association, "Or Kawahira Masa was the one chasing you?"

Otherwise, how would you know that she has a flat chest?

"Oh, I saw it once." The hour hand finally reached the ten o'clock position, and the witch, whose biological clock is always on time, rubbed her eyes sleepily, and casually said the fact that she didn't really want Akashi to know, "Mr. I went to kill her, but she was too weak, I walked past her and she didn't realize that I was not human, so I didn't realize that she was an exorcist..."

This was the first time she mentioned what she had done in these years, and the information covered made Akashi Seijuro's hand tighten unconsciously.

"and after?"

"Later... I had a fight with Chuan Pingya's brother." Daisy yawned and muttered lazily as she felt drowsy when she recalled the past, "an exorcist with eyes above the top Master, he is indeed talented, but he is too arrogant, so even though he is good-looking, Erna doesn't like him."

"...What about you?" The young man's voice suddenly became a little hurried.

"Ok?"

"...How good-looking is it?" Akashi stared at the dull hair on her head, and couldn't help frowning.

"Well, maybe it's the feeling of Master Kise who has dyed black hair?" When she said this, the maid was clearly out of shape, but suddenly she laughed again, "However, I still think my young master is the prettiest... "

The thunderstorm dissipated quietly at some point. On a moonless night, the wind became more and more noisy, blowing the curtains and rustling. The red-haired boy picked up the maid who was sleeping on the table and walked towards the big bed. Oscar A, who was already asleep, Gareth raised his claws to cover his eyes, and peeked at his master's expression through the cracks in his claws.

Looks like tonight is going to be another sleepless night.

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There have been a lot of transfer students recently.

"Hi everyone, I'm Daisy Haider, although I'm a foreigner, I grew up in Tokyo..."

The new transfer student has a very European and American body and appearance, but speaks Japanese quite standard. She has playful short blond hair and a dull hair on the top of her head, which flickers as she writes on the blackboard. The girl's school uniform was tightly attached to her body, perfectly showing the girl's curves, in stark contrast to the girls who appeared in the same way a few days ago...

Ah, this looks like a transfer student.

The boys in Class A of the third year of Teiko Middle School couldn't help thinking this way, some of them even turned their heads to look at Masa Kawahira, only to be glared back fiercely by the girls.

"What are you looking at?" Concerned about her flat figure, the Chuanping girl looked at the people on the podium with an ugly expression, her eyes were fixed on a certain part, while Daisy, who was attracting everyone's attention, was very standard and respectful He bent down to salute everyone in the classroom.

"Please take care of me!"

This polite and solemn opening statement was in stark contrast to Kawahira Masahiro and Akashi Gogee when he first came up, but this time Akashi Seijuro was obviously not in such a beautiful mood when he looked at the transfer student.

"Teacher, this transfer student looks stupid, are you sure you passed the exam?"

The usually elegant and calm young man rarely talked too much, and raised his hand to express doubts. The teacher was stunned for a while, holding the textbook and pushing his glasses with one hand, but he couldn't answer for a moment, because it seemed that there was nothing in her memory...

"Of course I passed the exam. The teacher and the principal all said that I passed the exam, right?" The blond girl looked at the teacher with a smile on her face, and the female teacher was immediately bewitched and nodded vigorously.

"Yes, student Haidier is admitted normally, and only with excellent grades can he be admitted to Class A. Akashi-kun, although you are the student council president, you can't say that your classmates are bad."

"Teacher, I'm sorry I said the wrong thing. To express my apology, please let 'Haidil' sit next to me. I will take good care of her." The boy smiled softly, while the rest of the classroom It exploded.

You must know that even if Akashi Seijuro broke away from the aura of his family background, he was still a very famous student in Teiko and even Tokyo.From the outstanding results of various competitions to the top rankings in various subjects of Teiko Middle School, the boy almost conquered this school with his elegance and wisdom.Although he always looks like a gentle smile, everyone privately thinks that this person is cold and rarely interested in anything, let alone showing such a "joyful" expression.

Hmm... that's joy, isn't it?

"Master, your expression is the same as when you saw earthworms at breakfast when you were a child." Daisy Haidier sat on the newly vacated seat next to the boy and blinked with a smile. Are you so happy?"

"...What magic did you cast on the principal?"

"Humanity's favorite magic." The witch in Teiko's school uniform looked away guiltily, "I asked Amy to inquire, and I heard that she also used this method to sneak into Ice Empress."

"Ok?"

"It's a waste of money." She lowered her head and took out her empty pocket, "I used my two months' salary to pay the tuition."

"..."

"Master? Are you too moved to speak?"

"...I decided not to pay you any salary in the future."

"Hey hey?"

New transfer student, looks very problematic!The Kawahira girl peeked in Akashi's direction from behind the erected book, with a thoughtful expression on her face.

Akashi, is this the rhythm of setting the backyard on fire?The young man in Midorima, who was infected with the gossip factor at some point, picked up his mobile phone and quickly contacted Momoi, and got tangled up for Akashi for no reason.