[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Although for most human beings who are troubled by daily life, the life in the world is very dull, but for the hell three-headed dog born in the dark and chaotic environment of the nineteenth floor of the demon world, the world is really full of temptation and excitement. novel.

As the animal that Master Akashi brought home for the first time, its status in the Akashi family is unquestionable. It even eats at the same table with the master, and although it looks very gentle, it is very cruel when it is annoyed, so No one in the whole house dared to stop what it was going to do, except...

"Oscar! Let go of Edison!"

The servants who have stayed in Akashi's house for a long time know that Edison is the name of a wild cat that always comes to the kitchen to steal food.Although it was said to be stolen, but in fact the young master never seemed to want to drive it out.Some servants with good eyes also said that they saw the young master secretly teasing the cat at night, and they seemed to like it very much. Therefore, no servant in the Akashi family dared to drive Edison away.

In short, as a "wild cat", Edison was very happy...before he met this dog.

So, is the young master a dog pie or a cat pie?

When the maid's voice sounded in the yard, the new round of dogs and cats at the kitchen door had come to an end. Oscar, who was born with the advantage, was opening his mouth wide and stuck the cat's neck, tilting his head as if trying to figure out where to bite, Daisy He rushed over and grabbed its head.

"Let go."

Oscar was forced to let go, and the rescued Edison quickly ran away without looking back. Daisy let go of his hand. Oscar sat on the ground and kept a quiet appearance. He couldn't see the previous bully posture at all. She called Daisy cutely, and the maid looked down at it with her hands on her hips.

"What are you pretending to be, you rascal dog!" She bent down, picked him up and walked straight back to the room. In the hall, the boy who had just finished supper was boringly setting chess pieces for his daily task. The maid angrily threw the dog away. Throwing it on the chessboard, the chess pieces that were originally arranged were scattered aside in an instant.

"Master, take care of it too."

"How?"

The boy casually patted the dog's head to signal it to move away, Oscar moved aside obediently, and Akashi picked up the chess pieces and set them up again.The curious eyes of the dog kept shaking back and forth following the movement of his fingers, and then he ran to the corner of the table to pick up the chess piece that was just bounced, and then ran back and threw it on the chessboard. Akashi couldn't help but chuckle.

"Nice job." He reached out and rubbed its head.

"Master!" Daisy couldn't help but frowned.

"It's not like it really ate Edison. It's been walking around the yard recently, and it's probably getting boring." Akashi spread his hands indifferently, and glanced out the window inadvertently, "How about going for a walk?"

"Wang!"

"Hey, it actually knows what it means to take a walk!" Daisy muttered in surprise, "Could it be that he has watched too many TV shows?"

"...Don't pull it to watch those morning shows."

"I don't care about it, you take it to your football game!" The maid made a face in disbelief and turned away, and she could hear her order from a distance, "Just take a walk, and you are not allowed to come back until the sun goes down." ah."

In this way, the somewhat weird quarrel about the way of educating dogs ended, the maid continued to do housework, and the young master dropped the chess piece and picked up the dog, whose face was full of expectation, and walked out of Akashi's mansion.

"Does anyone think that just now looked like a husband and wife quarreling?" The servant who accidentally heard the whole process was full of confusion.

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The mountain where the Akashi family's villa in Tokyo is located is actually not high, and it is also very close to the center of Tokyo. Although the location is expensive, the transportation and environment are not to be chosen.

Going out of the gate is a downhill road with a very low slope. The cement road still exudes the residual heat of the sun in the midsummer evening.Oscar Agares seemed to enjoy the temperature very much. After his limbs fell to the ground, he fell into a state of madness, happily chasing his tail around Akashi who was walking slowly, and screaming excitedly from time to time. It's a bit like a real husky, Akashi couldn't help laughing out loud.

"are not you tired?"

"Wow!" Oscar paused, raised his head and yelled, then continued to toss about.

A dragonfly flew by at low altitude, Oscar suddenly lost interest in his own tail, raised his claws to try to catch it, and the dragonfly flew away in a hurry, Oscar barked twice, but did not catch up, and surrounded Akashi's body Turning around at his feet, the red-haired boy couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Why don't you go after him?"

Oscar didn't make a sound, lying on the ground solemnly as if observing something, Akashi bent down, only to find a row of ants passing by on the road at his feet, carrying "food" big and small, walking towards the nearby woods, and he The dog at home is pouted at the moment, with its face pressed against the ground and observing very carefully... like a child full of curiosity.

"Agares, do you know what it means when a dragonfly flies low and an ant moves?"

"Wow!" Although the little guy couldn't speak, he was really smart. Hearing what Akashi said, he raised his head and yelled in the direction of the sky.The sky happened to be a little dark, and there was a faint smell of dampness in the air. Akashi's eyes changed slightly, he knelt down and stretched out his hand, and was about to take it home quickly, when a strange voice suddenly came from the woods behind him.

"Don't touch it!"

Akashi was stunned for a moment, then turned his head in confusion to look at the girl who jumped out of the woods.She looks to be about the same age as him, but she wears a retro-style white uniform. At first glance, she looks a bit like a cosplay lover, but what she holds in her hand makes Oscar whimper in pain, Akashi Can't help frowning.

"what is that?"

"This is an exorcism bow. If it is shining, it means that the dog is an evil demon. Get out of the way, classmate, and I will destroy it!" The girl raised the bow and arrow in her hand to the immobile Oscar on the ground with a serious face. Launching, Akashi quickly reached out and picked up the little guy with his back to her.

"I think you misunderstood, this is my dog." Feeling the little guy's body trembling, Akashi restrained the emotion of wanting to get angry and opened his mouth, "Thank you for your kindness, but you can put that away."

The girl's expression changed.

"Student, don't be fooled by appearance! I've never seen an exorcism bow react so violently, this guy must be very evil..."

"Dululu...dululu..."

The sound of a suspected phone ringing suddenly came from the boy's hand, interrupting the passionate commentary of the girl opposite, Akashi tore off his sleeves to reveal the golden "wristguard" on his wrist, and when he looked carefully, he could see that the surface of the "wristguard" was smooth It was almost weird, and at this moment the "wristguard", which was already full of suspicious aura, made a sound directly.

"Master, it's about to rain, hurry home!"

After saying these words, his voice immediately fell silent. Akashi glanced at the completely stiff expression of the girl on the opposite side, and was speechless for a moment. The demon golden python that had been attached to the boy's wrist as a "wristguard" seemed to have sensed that the surrounding atmosphere was not right. , "bang" back to the original shape.

"what!!"

Its diameter is slightly rounder than the thickest boa constrictor recorded in the world, the pupils were widened because of vigilance, and the bloody mouth was bent down and opened, successfully causing the girl opposite to faint. Akashi couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead.Erna, who realized that he had made a mistake again, immediately restored the wristband and put it back on. The boy hugged Agares, who had finally stopped trembling, sighed and took out the real mobile phone.

"Hello? Emergency center?"

"Master! You are finally back!"

When Akashi returned home, the thunderstorm had already poured down mercilessly. As soon as he walked to the entrance of the hall with the dog in his arms, he was greeted by the maid very warmly.Daisy climbed onto him with hands and feet. Poor Oscar Agares was sandwiched between the two just after recovering from the suppression of the exorcism artifact. .

"Don't hold it yet, let's see what's wrong with it?" He lifted up the whimpering little thing in his arms, and Daisy saw that something was wrong with Oscar, she reached out to take it and looked at it carefully for a while.

"It seems to be a little frightened, just take a rest...wait a minute?" Her complexion changed, she lifted it up to her and sniffed it carefully with her nose, then waved her hand in distaste.

"Hey, the taste of a rookie exorcist."

... Who the hell is the dog?

"Why do you know it's a rookie?" Akashi raised his eyebrows, it's too powerful to even smell this, at least the little guy who is really a dog didn't notice anything wrong until that person appeared.

"Holding such a high-level artifact, Oscar and Erna are both unscathed. They are either rookies or the Virgin." The supposedly stupid devil maid analyzed solemnly, "Master, how is she?"

"Scared out by Elna."

"Haha, it deserves it." Daisy clicked her tongue triumphantly, "If I'm not mistaken, that exorcist is a woman, and she has a flat chest, right?"

"..." Can you "smell" this?

"Because her surname is Chuanping."

Akashi originally refused to believe this nonsense.

Until the next day at school——

"Students, we have a new student transferred to our class today, please welcome!" The young female teacher stood on the podium and pointed to the girl beside her. The figure of the girl Yimapingchuan appeared, and the girl who attracted everyone's attention solemnly wrote her name on the blackboard.

"Hi everyone, I'm Kawahira Masahiro."

"Pfft..." The young man known for his elegance finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Akashi..." Not far away, Midorima looked at Akashi suspiciously and then at the girl in the stands, and couldn't help muttering to himself, "Does he like this?"

"Ah!"

The maid who was playing games with the dog far away at home sneezed forcefully, the hose in her hand accidentally rushed onto her body, her clothes were quickly soaked and fell heavily, she couldn't help but sighed.

Is it wrong to have big breasts?