[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Mr. Yasuda, the chief housekeeper of the Akashi family, has recently felt a severe headache.

"Master, this..."

The old butler wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, and looked at his young master and the yawning maid behind him with an embarrassed expression, and finally landed on the creature in Akashi's hand.

"It's a gift from someone else, isn't it cute? I plan to raise it."

"Wow!" The little guy lying in the boy's arms immediately straightened his body and sat up, raised his right paw and scratched his only exposed head, then stuck out his tongue with an excited look, asking the housekeeper to "this Make old Yasuda very embarrassing." He immediately swallowed it back.

"Do you want to prepare dog food?"

"Wow!" Oscar Agares agreed very much.

"That's really helpful." Akashi stretched out his hand and rubbed its head. "I don't have much research on dog food, but it probably won't reject human food. It would be nice to make more for dinner."

"Yes, sir."

Is it an illusion?That dog seems to have three heads?Ah, misread...

Seeing something looming next to the dog's head, he thought he was old and dazed, the old butler left in a daze, and the maid who didn't know about his entanglement yawned sleepily.

"Master... Well, I'm going to bed first." After she finished speaking, she stretched and was about to go upstairs to her room, but the person behind her suddenly stopped her.

"Wait, Daisy."

"What?" The maid immediately turned her head and looked at him warily, "You won't really ask me to give up the room to Oscar, will you?"

"This guy's transformation is still unstable." He pointed to the other two heads of the little guy that would show up from time to time. "It's safest to put it in your place."

"No—I want it! The young master likes it so much, just put it in your own room!" The maid who fell out of favor made a face at him unwillingly, and then quickly disappeared, the dog in her arms let out a disappointed look. With a whining sound, Akashi raised his head and glanced at the increasingly dark sky outside the window. Occasionally there was a familiar rumbling sound in the distance, and the boy reached out and rubbed its head.

"Don't worry, there will be a way."

He has always been lucky.

When the thunderstorm finally fell, the boy had just finished eating and was taking a shower. Oscar Agares, who had been taken care of by his "father" himself after taking a shower, was a little too excited. After Akashi put him on the bed, he spun around excitedly .The appearance of only one head is also very new to itself. It is the first time that it can see its own tail, and it can't help chasing its own tail to play. After a while, dog hair is everywhere on the bed...

Seeing this scene after sneaking in, Daisy decided to find a chance to eat dog meat.

"Master!" She rushed to the bathroom door to complain, "Oscar made dog hair all over your bed, you can't sleep anymore!"

The door of the bathroom was quickly opened, and the teenager stood in the doorway with wet hair and nightgown. He wiped his hair with a towel in his right hand, and looked at her indifferently.

"That's my bed, what are you excited about?"

"The other half of the young master's big bed is mine exclusively!" The maid stared at it as a matter of course, and the boy stopped moving and raised his eyebrows.

"When was it decided? Why didn't I know?" Because of this pause, the water on the boy's hair slowly dripped down the boy's arms. Daisy couldn't help stretching out her hand when she remembered seeing him sneezing in the Demon Realm. Take the towel.

"Master, let me dry it for you."

As soon as she said "drying", Akashi's eyes fell on a certain part of her body unconsciously. Finally, a certain maid did not wear the "pajamas" last time. No part of the head and hands were exposed, but the pajamas seemed to be a bit too small, and the top was tightly collapsed on Daisy...

"Master?" The maid held the towel and looked at the suddenly dazed man questioningly. When Akashi came back to his senses, he saw her stretch out her hand toward his head, and subconsciously backed away, but the sound of lightning and thunder came from outside the window at the right time. The maid suddenly screamed, threw the towel and rushed towards him.

"thump"

The human boy was caught off guard by the witch and pushed to the ground, but there was no imagined pain in the back of his head. Akashi turned his head suspiciously, only to see a constantly wagging tail.

"Agares?" He was slightly frightened, he hugged Daisy and sat up, turned his head, didn't the direction where he fell was right next to a crushed dog... now he can only call the dog skin s things.

"Are you okay?"

"Wow!" "Dogpi" puffed up automatically and came back to life, sitting on the ground with its head tilted, its dark eyes clearly reflected the scene of two people tightly hugging each other on the ground, it couldn't help but "" "Wow," Daisy patted its head with one hand.

"Hahaha, as long as you are conscious, the young master is mine, so I won't let it to you." After finishing speaking, he retracted his hands and placed them on top of his head. Only then did Akashi realize that Daisy was sitting on him, and the hot touch It came from above in an instant, and in the next moment, there was a sudden light on the top of the head.

It turns out that "drying" is done by hand...

"Okay, done." The finished "dryer" let go of his head and climbed down from him, the thunder and lightning sounded again, Daisy hurried back again, Akashi reacted very quickly this time, grabbed the dog next to him The dog was stuffed into her arms, and she took advantage of the situation to stand up.

"What, did you change your mind and give up the room to Agares?" He looked down at her condescendingly.

"I do not……"

"Then go back to your own room and sleep." Bending down to take the dog from her arms, he walked towards the bed, and the maid who was sitting on the ground hurriedly got up and called him to stop.

"I see! Let's go together! Let's sleep together tonight?!" Seeing Akashi turning his head and staring at her suspiciously, and the thunder and lightning attack ready to go outside the window, she trembled and made a huge sacrifice, "I put Give it half of my other half of the bed, how about sleeping together?"

"...So, when did half of my bed belong to you?" Akashi frowned and ignored her struggle, and turned around, only to see that the bed was really messed up. Although the dog hair didn't see it, it seemed to be able to Seeing the traces of the dog's saliva, Akashi Seijuro's indifferent expression finally fluctuated.

"Agares..."

"Woof... woo..." The clever Cerberus quickly admitted his mistake and made a flattering voice, sticking out his tongue and licking Akashi's hand. Seemingly thinking about a new plan from behind, he slightly raised his head back.

"Did you just say to divide the bed in half?"

"Yes, sir."

"Then let's go." He hugged the dog and walked straight out of the door. Daisy stared suspiciously. She originally wanted to ask what was wrong, but the thunder and lightning came at just the right time. This time it was so loud that it scared her into a daze. They all stood up, and immediately climbed up Akashi's back with hands and feet.

"... Daisy."

"Master Wuwu, I'm really scared!"

"Put your feet down and don't kick me."

"Oh……"

Just like that, the young master of the Akashi family, with the dog in his arms, walked out of the room with the maid on his back, went to the next door and opened the door.

"Master?" Daisy blinked suspiciously.

"My room is too messy, it's hard for someone to clean it up so late." Akashi naturally closed the door and walked to the bed, first put the dog on the bed, then squatted down to put Daisy down, and turned to face the maid Surprised look.

"Didn't you say that half of the bed will be given to it?"

"But……"

"If you have an opinion, go to sleep by yourself."

"No!" Daisy immediately shook her head violently, then quickly got into the bed, vacating half of it intimately, and patted her little hand vigorously, "Master, it's late, let's go to bed quickly."

Standing on the edge of the bed, Akashi took a deep breath, thinking to herself that it was right to throw away her pajamas last time, while picking up the dog, who was finally honest, and lying on the bed.The maid's bed was naturally narrower than the young master's, and they were very close to each other, separated by the width of a dog.Oscar closed his eyes and pretended obediently that he didn't exist, and fell asleep heartlessly after a while. Although Daisy also closed his eyes tightly, many scenes flashed through his mind unconsciously, and she turned her head sideways with her eyes wide open.

"Master, are you asleep?"

"Ok?"

"That... on the No. 11th floor, why did the young master stay with those witches?"

"It is said that the trial was arranged for me by the Great Demon King." Akashi replied indifferently, "In retrospect, being surrounded by so many witches is really a rare experience, quite good."

"Hmph, a fox, a wraith, and an octopus. The others are all hungry witches. You will be drained."

"Oh? There is still such a classification?" Akashi raised his eyebrows with interest, "Then what type are you?"

"...The bloodthirsty type." The maid's voice was suddenly muffled, she shrank down, leaving only a dull hair on the outside of the quilt, and the voice came from the dull quilt, "The young master also saw it... ..."

"Well, more than once." Akashi stretched out his hand to pull the dog into the bed, turned his head to look at the dull hair that was drooping because of frustration, hesitated for a while, but couldn't help but say, "I met a man on the eleventh floor who claimed to be It's the witch who is the messenger of the Great Demon King. She said that the Great Demon King wants to test my perseverance and courage. Those witches probably appeared because of this... But if you talk about courage, do you mean your rampage? That would be too underestimating of me .”

"Young Master..." The person under the quilt slowly poked his head out again, turned his head, and stared at him with red eyes without blinking, "Are you really not afraid?"

"Why are you afraid? I'm the one who pays you." Akashi reached out and patted her on the head, "Go to sleep and stop thinking about it."

"Oh..." The lightning and thunder outside the window had already stopped before she knew it, but the maid suddenly lost her sleepiness. When she closed her eyes, the scene of a boy hugging her from behind began to appear in her mind. A witch who knew nothing about human emotions There is no emotion like shyness, but something is stirring in my heart, as if I want to break through the barrier.

Struggling vigorously and tenaciously.

"Master...are you asleep?"

"Ok?"

"The young master belongs to Daisy alone."

"Ah."

good night.