[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"What? No salary?"

Amy Dora was dozing off with Atobe's school uniform jacket on the bench at the Hyotei Tennis Court when she received a call from an old schoolmate to complain.Hearing the phone ring, she habitually picked it up and put it to her ear.Hearing the words that made all the working class unable to bear rebellion, she immediately stood up with a yell, and the coat she had been holding in her arms fell to the ground, which made Atobe who had just finished beating and came over to take a rest Startled.

"Did something happen?"

"Damn capitalist!" Amy cursed at the phone angrily, not paying attention to the gazes from the tennis club, while Keigo Atobe, the spokesperson for "Capitalist", pointed at himself in confusion.

"What happened to my uncle?"

"I don't know." Sitting by the side all the time watching her madness, he pointed at Ri Yueren's brain, "Minister, is your servant not out of his mind?"

"Huh?" Atobe raised his eyebrows in response, "When did I say that she is normal?"

As he spoke, he raised his foot and kicked the person who was speaking vigorously into the phone.

"Hey, do you know that my uncle's coat is very..."

"Boss!" Amy suddenly closed the phone and raised her head, looking at him with a smile on her face, "Master Akashi asked if you have time to fulfill your promise this weekend. He wants to see you for something."

"Huh?" Atobe narrowed his eyes unhappily, "Why doesn't he just go to me if he has something to do?"

"Daisy is talking on the phone with me, he heard it by the way." Amy stared, "Besides, this is your mobile phone."

"Then he has to come and ask me personally." Atobe frowned and grabbed the phone, "Confiscated, I won't use it for you in the future."

"……boss."

"What are you doing? What's wrong with me being a stingy capitalist?"

"You're so cute." The jealous and awkward look really became more and more amusing.

"What nonsense... what is Akashi's cell phone number?"

"Just the one I called recently, Daisy doesn't have a cell phone." Amy moved her buttocks in a good mood to give way to Atobe, "But boss, do you know that Master Akashi has recently raised Daisy's salary?"

"You don't want to lie to my uncle this time. Guys like Akashi would rather spend money on their own than watch that stupid maid spend money indiscriminately."

That's it!

"...The boss is so smart!" Amy's eyes widened suddenly, and the narcissistic person who was used to this praise actually felt embarrassed.

"... Long-winded, quickly call Akashi, I have something to say."

"Boss, the green button is for dialing, pressing it won't break your fingers."

"Then why did my uncle pay you for it?"

"Well... a professional answering the phone?"

"...Doesn't it include phone calls?!"

The uninspiring conversation between the boy and the witch continued, and everyone in the Hyotei Tennis Club was used to it.The people who came and went were too lazy to take a look. Xiang Hiyake even dozed off with his tennis racket in his arms. Akutagawa Jiro, who had slept all afternoon under the big tree behind the bench, turned over lazily and expressed that he was not very capable. Understanding the taste of capitalists, Ryo Shishido, who came from afar, stretched his face speechlessly.

Atobe... Do you want a coat?

******

Demons are the same as human beings. Talents are also very random. Some witches are born with great talents, while others need to be compensated by the day after tomorrow. Daisy belongs to the former, but Amy is the latter.

"But that bodyguard looks very smart."

When Akashi said this, the Teiko Basketball Club was on their way to practice with the Hyotei Tennis Club.Although I don't know what basketball players and tennis players can practice together, but since the minister said so, and it is said that the other party paid for the trip to a very luxurious scenic spot, even if it is a trip, everyone is very happy. happy to.

"Amy is the smartest demon I know. She is very good in all subjects except the battle course, but because she was born as a royal guard who pursues the value of force, all her excellence is completely defeated by the only one that is not excellent. Rejected..." Daisy said regretfully.

"and then?"

"Then I thought... Amy is smarter than me, so it means that there is fairness in the devil world?" Daisy suddenly approached him, her voice also aggrieved, "Then why does Master Atobe pay her so much salary, but the master has to deduct it?" Just mine?"

"Why did you come to school?" Akashi asked irrelevantly, "You're not interested in human knowledge."

"But I want to protect the young master." Daisy frowned. "Amy said that the Chuanping family seems to have made some moves recently, and there are some strange rumors in the demon world. I am worried that it will affect the young master..."

Ah... the demon world.

Mentioning this word, Akashi couldn't help recalling some unpleasant memories, but escaping was not a pleasant choice. He opened his mouth and was about to ask something more, when the maid suddenly patted his arm.

"Master, we are here! I'll call the others."

She stood up and folded her hands around her mouth as a loudspeaker and shouted "Get up". All the boys and girls in the basketball team who had been sleeping in various places were suddenly awakened.

"earthquake?"

"what happened?"

A group of people were in a mess for a long time before they realized that it was time to get out of the car. They picked up their bags and got out of the car with murmurs of reluctance. As soon as their eyes touched the scenery outside the car, everyone was shocked.

"Wow." Qingfeng couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Ah, it's so beautiful!" Momoi Wuyue threw down her luggage and jumped up.

"...Is this heaven?" Kise patted his face hard.

"... No matter how you look at it, it looks like a scene in a manga, right?" Midorima couldn't help but spit out a meaningless groove.

"Here... it smells delicious." Atsushi Ziyuan's eyes sparkled.

"Well, did Akashi-kun choose this place?" Kuroko Tetsu also turned his head to look at Akashi in surprise, and the red-haired boy who just got out of the car seemed a little surprised, but after thinking about it carefully, he seemed to understand why...

"Atobe-kun is really a person who refuses to admit defeat."

"Of course." A young boy's haughty voice suddenly came from ahead, and everyone in Diguang looked over at the same time, Atobe was walking through the clouds and mist that surrounded the mountain top.

"My uncle said that this sleepover will make you unforgettable forever."

"Choosing such a fairy-like place is hard to forget..." Momoi couldn't help but muttered to herself, although she didn't quite understand what these rich sons and daughters were thinking, but the environment in front of her was very real. It's so... so beautiful.

It was the first time she was in such a fairyland-like place, and the girl from Momoi excitedly dragged Daisy around to enjoy the scenery.

"Daisy, did you see it just now? When Atobe-kun came out, he brought clouds and mist with him. He looked like a fairy!"

That is the special effect that Amy added later, and the fee is double her salary according to visual estimation.

"Ah, and the stone lion in front of the mountain gate, it looks real!"

Because it is indeed true, the demon lion is the laziest race in the demon world, as its name suggests, it can squat in one place until the next meal after eating once a month, and it is said that it does not move when it is windy or rainy.

"The white spider in the pool just now is also very realistic. Although I don't know what it means to put a spider, but the crown on the top of the head looks so valuable..."

Hey, Amy brought the Snow Spider King here?It's too extravagant to wear a crown or something for a spider!

"And this resort, it's really luxurious, I don't know how much it costs for one night..."

It's true... I don't know how much a day will cost a holiday resort with a bunch of monsters.

But I have to say that Keigo Atobe is really a magical boy.

"Master, there are many strange things here, don't leave Daisy too far."

"...you don't want it again at night?"

"Hey, don't be afraid, young master, I will sleep with you tonight!"

"...not really looking forward to it." But this place is really weird.

Although this place, which is said to be a resort, is full of weirdness in the eyes of Daisy and Akashi, but for other carefree teenagers, it is like a fairyland, where food and accommodation are impeccable , full of food and drink, and rich entertainment facilities, it makes people forget the purpose of this trip happily, until the owner of the resort is also the host of this co-stay, Keigo Atobe, suddenly speaks.

"Let's compete! The side that survives is the winner!"

"Compared to basketball?"

"Of course it's better than tennis!"

The teenagers who were still happy with each other during the meal quarreled without saying a word, and they did not give in to the field they were passionate about, until Amy couldn't help but kicked the door and walked in, armed with weapons and a highly imitated gun in her hand. Seemingly not to be trifled with, the teenagers present were silent for a moment, and then Amy pulled off her hat and showed a malicious smile.

"Improved Survival War." She took out a pack of strangely colored "bullets" from her pocket. "This is a specially processed bullet. Although it won't hurt people, if it is hit..."

She squinted her eyes, looked around, and finally raised her gun to lock Akutagawa Jirou, who was dozing off after eating enough. When the red bullets exploded on his clothes, the sleeping boy suddenly sat up, his eyes widened. call out.

"Ahhh what is this! It's scary!"

"Hmph, I will see hell..." Seeing the teenagers swallowing in unison, Amy added coolly.

"What's that?" Akashi asked quietly.

"The phantom ball of the devil world can project the most feared thing in the human heart, and it is very expensive." Daisy whispered in his ear, "Master, why do I suddenly have the feeling that you have lost to Master Atobe? "

"..."

"I see, because Master Atobe is too good at spending money, compared to Master, he is too stingy..."

Wrong, the Atobe family is very good at making money, but his one can only spend money...