[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

It was very dark at night, and the boy was sitting in the car waiting for his mother to come out of the banquet, quietly flipping through a book he brought out from home before leaving the house.The author of the book believed in the existence of demons, and described many of his own settings and conjectures about demons in detail. Although the author was considered a lunatic by most people when he was alive, the book became a bestseller after his death.

The six-year-old Akashi Seijuro thought this was a very interesting phenomenon, and he was also a little interested in the stories described in that book. He opened the book under the light in the car and saw that only a small number of human beings can feel magic fluctuations Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the car window.

"what sound?"

"Master? Nothing."

The driver's doubtful voice came from ahead, but the boy clearly heard that the voice was still continuing, like the sound of some kind of beast falling to the ground, and his eyes fell on the sentence where his fingertips stayed... "I'll go out."

He pushed open the door, and when the driver and the bodyguard couldn't react in time, he ran over in the dark looking for the sound. After running for an unknown amount of time, there was finally light in his sight.The boy stood behind the thick grass, wondering if it was an illusion, the bright yellow moon in the sky seemed to turn blood red in an instant.

Under the blood-red moonlight, a huge figure gradually came out. It couldn't be seen what kind of monster it was, but it could vaguely see a few human beings who were frightened out of their minds in front of the monster. The long arms stood straight in front of the monster.

The moonlight happened to be covered, and the boy didn't see what happened, but heard a sound that seemed to be breaking through the sky, followed by the sound of a huge object crashing to the ground.

The moonlight suddenly returned to normal, and the bright yellow light clearly reflected the black horn that suddenly appeared on the top of the man's head.

Something that is not human.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Go away! Devil!"

The newly rescued person slapped away the hand that was about to reach out to hold him, and ran away scrambling, and the surroundings became quiet for a while, as if everything just now was just an illusion, Akashi Seijuro watched quietly The "person" who was left behind still kept bending slightly and stretching out his hand, thoughtfully.

"Why don't you go?"

"Are you a devil?"

One demon and one spoke at the same time, the man's voice sounded a little hoarse, but his Japanese accent was very pure. Seeing that the boy who came out of the grass was only six or seven years old at most, he couldn't help being taken aback.

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Scared." The boy said honestly, "But I'm too curious."

"...you are a strange human being."

"In that case, it's strange to save a human demon." The boy blinked, "May I ask why?"

"I'm tired, I just want to find a place to stay." The man put away his sword and put it on his waist, his voice couldn't hear much emotion, and there was a hint of exhaustion, "It seems that I'm thinking too much. It is impossible to live in peace with the devil."

"So that's how it is..." The red-haired boy inadvertently dragged out his voice, then suddenly raised his head, "Then, come with me."

"……What's the meaning?"

"I'll give you what you want." The boy's voice was immature in line with his age, but the calmness in his tone was shocking. He raised his head and looked at Akashi. The boy was solemnly offering his hand, his red eyes dimmed It looked extraordinarily bright under the moonlight, "I believe we will get along happily."

"Aren't you afraid that one day I will kill you?"

"I chose you, didn't I?" Akashi Seijuro looked at the man from the Demon Realm seriously, "Then, the killing was also caused by me, and has nothing to do with you."

******

"Isn't that a very expensive thing, is that okay?"

Outside Heihe, the moat of the Demon Realm, under the bloody moonlight, the red-haired boy looked indifferently at someone who was shaving with an heirloom... not a certain demon.

"Anyway, it can't be sold. No matter how valuable it is, it's still a piece of junk." Albert muttered while shaving, "This beard is so long, it's killing me from the heat."

"So... After that, when you said you were going back to pick up your family, you were actually going to pick up Daisy?" Akashi raised his eyebrows, he was still a little surprised that things were so coincidental...

"Oh? Don't you claim to be an unbeliever?" After finally cutting his beard and revealing his original appearance, Albert stroked the stubble on his cheek and moved closer to Akashi, "How is it? Do I look the same as before? I'm so nervous, what if Daisy doesn't recognize me?"

"...You should change your clothes first." Akashi subconsciously reached out his hand to refuse him approaching, with an undisguised expression of disgust, "She has become more and more clean in recent years."

Even the cat named Edison was caught by her several times to take a bath, which made the little guy dare not set foot in Akashi's house easily now.

"It seems that you get along very well." The father touched the stubble on his chin again, and muttered while thinking about where to get new clothes, "Although I can hear it occasionally these two days, but young people……"

"Can you hear it?" Akashi suddenly interrupted him, narrowing his eyes slightly, "Speaking of which, where did you appear from?"

"Of course I—" The demon on the opposite side suddenly stopped before he could finish speaking. He raised his head, and a black bat gradually flew towards his head. The bat flew away after making a series of strange sounds. Albert His face gradually became solemn, he put away his sword and tore at the tattered clothes on his body.

"Is that the messenger of the Great Demon King?" the young man asked leisurely.

"You can see this? You really are a very special human being." Albert chuckled, the light of the blood moon vaguely reflected his thin side face, and his slightly tired expression overlapped with the appearance in Akashi's memory, the boy Inadvertently, Daisy's silent appearance when she mentioned the Devil World flashed across her mind, and she couldn't help turning around.

"Did you do it for Daisy back then?" The big demon who made many of his fellow race feared in the demon world would condescend to beg for life under the hands of humans...

"Isn't she cute?" The father suddenly answered irrelevant questions, the boy frowned and didn't want to answer, but the other party didn't mind talking to himself at all, "No matter what I say, I believe it easily, even though I'm stupid, But I will remember every word I said firmly. When I encounter something I like, I will treasure it carefully, ignore all the annoying things, and never think of hurting anything... My daughter, she is too Stupid, so stupid that I can't adapt to this demon world at all..."

"Then why did you abandon her?" Akashi finally couldn't help asking, not to mention the fact that he was let go, this demon who kept talking about his daughter was the first to abandon Daisy.

"Young man..." Albert was about to speak when the world in front of one man and one demon suddenly changed. He was transferred from the moat beside the Black River to a dim room. Except for his own breathing, he could only hear the sound getting louder and louder. The electronic sound, and... the sound of pressing the handle?

"Master Great Demon King." Albert bowed down and saluted respectfully, but Akashi was a little frightened when he came back to his senses, and the boy subconsciously looked up in the direction of his bow.A demon wearing a black robe, long green hair, and two huge horns on his head was facing them with his back, holding the handle with both hands and operating it seriously, while chanting.

"Oh, Al, wait a minute, this king will win this game right away...Ahhh! He died again!" The voice of the cloaked demon sounded a bit like an otaku who was addicted to games. Dead", he threw away the handle angrily and stepped on his feet, then sat down on the sofa with his back facing them, and waved back, "Al, we haven't seen each other for a few years? Ten years? Twenty years? ?”

"It's only been eight years, my lord the Great Demon King." He refuted the words of the Great Demon King solemnly.

"It's not a few days away." The big devil shook his leg indifferently, and asked while fumbling with the other handle, "How is it, is it fun to stay inside the sword?"

"I just woke up after sleeping for eight years, and I came out when I woke up, so I didn't have a good time to visit." The voice was still serious.

Seeing the big demon king and the former general of the demon world full of flaws, Akashi Seijuro, who was speechless the whole time, said... he doesn't understand you demons very well.

"Haha, this king said back then that you would definitely come out again, why are you so worried that one day you will lose control and kill your daughter and beg this king to kill you... Ask this king to tell you," said the big demon king. All movements stopped, and the voice that sounded very cheerful suddenly became a little gloomy, "Damn it's your daughter."

"My lord, you promised..."

"Oh, by the way Al, do you know what this king has learned the most in recent years?"

"What's the meaning?"

"My king has learned mahjong, and also learned... to repent."

As soon as the voice of the Great Demon King fell, Akashi obviously felt that the surrounding atmosphere was not quite right. When he raised his head, Albert was rushing towards him with a face of panic. People fell into the boundless darkness.

"Master Great Demon King..."

"Al, this king is very curious, what kind of ability does a human being who makes you decide to leave the demon world have?"

"He's just a human..."

"If you are really just a mediocre human being, then die." The Great Demon King stretched his arms lazily, and smiled nonchalantly, "Together with your daughter who was born in the Demon Realm by mistake."

******

Falling from a high altitude again, Akashi Seijuro suddenly felt that the land of the Demon World was probably composed of monsters, otherwise why would he not feel pain at all...

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts! Young master, you crushed me to death!"

"... Daisy?" Akashi suddenly turned to the side, turned around and pulled the maid who was pressed on the ground up from the haystack, Daisy spat out the weeds in her mouth, and wiped her hair with her hands indiscriminately. She raised her head and looked at him with a little panic.

"Master, why are you here?"

"It's not you..." He paused in the middle of the sentence, Akashi suddenly remembered that although the handwriting on the paper of the devil world was ugly, it didn't seem to be written by Daisy, could it be?

"Roar--"

The roar sounded from a very close distance, and Daisy hurriedly got up and pulled him up to the golden python on the side.

"Ah, it's too late to explain, young master, come with me!"

"what is that?"

"Hell's three-headed dog." Daisy turned her head and glanced behind her with sweat profusely, "There is only one dog in the entire Demon Realm, and it cannot die. After a period of time after death, the Demon Realm will regenerate another one..."

"Then kill it again." Akashi said disapprovingly, glanced at the monster that had been chasing behind him inadvertently, and was stunned suddenly.

That's hell...three-headed...dogs?

"I know what you want to say, but even the three-headed hellhound is not so big at the beginning. It has some habits of human mammals. When it was born, if it saw a human being... ah!"

Before he finished speaking, the golden python suddenly twisted violently, as if it had been bitten, and it instinctively turned into a thin mimic snake, and the man and demon that were originally on top of the snake fell to the ground without any resistance.Almost immediately, the "violent dog" who had been chasing them rushed forward, three heads scrambling to... lick Akashi's face wildly.

"I will recognize the human beings I see at first sight as my parents..." the maid said weakly.

"Daisy," the boy lying on the ground looked up at the dark "ceiling" indifferently, "pull down this husky with three heads."

"Master, don't you want to hug your son?"

"...do you want to die?"