[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"Master, you are so knowledgeable, do you know how to pronounce this word?"

"...Isn't it a ghost painting talisman?"

"That's not it, it's the characters of the Demon World, this character is the red of 'Akashi'..."

"Not interested." The eight-year-old boy coldly waved away the paper handed over by the girl, lowered his head and continued to do his homework. The little girl lay on the opposite side of the table and looked at him for a long while, then suddenly puffed out her Climb out of the chair.

"Then Daisy doesn't want to learn human characters." She stuck out her tongue, "I can't even recognize the characters in the devil world, so don't learn human things!"

"...you come here." Akashi put down his pen and waved at her, the little maid immediately climbed up again with a smile on her face, picked up the piece of paper and was about to continue explaining, when Akashi saw the dumb hair on her head flickering, he couldn't help reaching out After tugging, the girl subconsciously raised her head to avoid his hand, but he suddenly reached out and flicked her forehead.

"I don't want this piece of paper, go get your textbook."

"Chinese or mathematics?"

"...The education in the devil world is quite comprehensive, so let's use it." Anyway, she probably doesn't know it.

"Oh..." The little witch groped in her skirt for a long time and took out a few tattered books. Akashi glanced at them disgustedly, wondering why the corners were all bitten by something.

"Where are you eating books?"

"It's bitten by moths from the demon world." Daisy lowered her head, her voice suddenly became softer, and Akashi narrowed his eyes slightly, as if thinking of something, he reached out and took the book and opened it in front of his eyes.

"I'm hungry, go to the kitchen and get something to eat."

"Oh." Daisy climbed down the chair again, and walked to the kitchen with her small body wobbly, just in time to meet Mrs. Akashi instructing the chef what to do, her eyebrows lit up, and she tiptoed to go over.

"Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Ah, Daisy," Mrs. Akashi bent down and reached out to pat the girl's head, "I'm preparing Xiaozheng's birthday cake, remember to keep it secret."

"Cake!" The little maid's hair on top of her head stood up instantly, and she nodded excitedly, "Okay, Daisy will definitely keep it a secret!"

"Daisy is so good, but what are you doing in the kitchen?" The woman couldn't help but stretched out her hand and tugged at the dull hair.

"Oh, the young master said he was hungry and asked me to get something to eat." Daisy stood on her toes and held Madam Akashi's hand with both hands, "Ma'am, is the young master really smart?"

"Daisy," the woman suddenly knelt down and touched the girl's cheek, her beautiful face looked slightly sad, "I hope Xiao Zheng is a child like you."

Is it okay to be stupid like me?

The little maid returned to the young master's study with her mind full of doubts, holding an exquisite snack in her hand. As soon as she put the things on the table, the boy stretched out his hand and stuck a piece of paper to her forehead.

"'Red' is misspelled."

She tore off the paper in a daze, and found that it was the one she had written earlier, the original words had been crossed out, and a new one written by the boy was replaced at the back, the girl thought carefully... "Ah, it seems to be true! "

"...What do you learn at school every day?" The young master finally couldn't help but sighed. Daisy's expression suddenly became calm, but she lowered her head and said nothing. The desk signaled her to look over, "From now on, you only need to get your textbooks and don't go to school."

"But..." Daisy's eyes widened, she was stupid enough, she didn't want to be illiterate.

"I'll teach you." The young master said this, and the little maid suddenly widened her eyes.

"Master, you, you... have you learned?"

"This kind of thing, as long as you understand the text, isn't everything else the same?" The red-haired boy looked calm, and then suddenly pointed to the graffiti somewhere in the textbook, squinting at Daisy, "And this , the word "stupid" in "Master is a big fool" is also wrong..."

Madame!Daisy seems to understand your sadness.

******

[I have something to go back to my hometown, and I will be back soon. 】

Daisy left without saying goodbye again, and Akashi was not sure of it until he opened the book and saw this note that appeared suddenly.Although she would go back every three to five times when she was a child, but this time she basically stayed in Akashi's house after returning, and it was the first time she left like this.Akashi couldn't help thinking of the previous plan. Although Hull's conspiracy was shattered and the auction venue was destroyed, the key culprit, Hull, disappeared. At this time, she returned to the Demon Realm, no matter how she thought about it, she didn't think it was all right. .

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, he took out his mobile phone and dialed, and when he got through, he heard Atobe's lazy voice.

"What is it, Akashi, did you ask me again not long after we separated?"

"Change your bodyguard to answer the phone." Akashi said lightly, and the person on the other end "cut", but also passed on the phone as promised. Who made him, a bodyguard with a monthly salary of tens of millions, feel sorry for thousands of dollars a month? Phone bills, all contact information is the boss's mobile phone number...

"What's the matter, Master Akashi? Have you finally thought of poaching someone? I won't consider it unless my salary is doubled..."

"Daisy has returned to the Demon Realm." Akashi suddenly interrupted her, and Amy on the other end of the phone stopped for a moment, and then pretended to be stupid.

"Ah, I can't hear you can't hear..."

"1000."

"Oh, don't worry, I was probably invited by the Great Demon King to drink tea." She immediately said, "Some of the things that the Great Demon King likes most in the world were found by Hull. It can be said that he knows the Great Demon King best. The demons taste like adults, so they are able to auction each other so blatantly in the demon world and the human world, probably because the Great Demon King knows that Daisy has driven Hull away, so he wants to find Daisy to go there."

Are you sure this is nothing to worry about?Atobe, who was sitting by the side, couldn't help complaining secretly.

The person on the other end of the phone also fell silent for a while. For the 1000 million that had not yet been received, Amy hurriedly explained: "Daisy's father was once a great hero who helped the Great Demon King to fight against the Demon World. The Great Demon King promised not to Killed her."

"Aren't you going to kill her, but let other demons bully her?" Thinking of the "get out" painted almost everywhere on the pile of tattered textbooks, Akashi suddenly sneered, "If I remember correctly, you are classmates ?”

"It's not the same class. Maids and guards have to learn different things, and I just know her. Well, she is indeed a excluded existence, and by the way, I am too."

"You were definitely excluded because you cheated money all the time." Atobe muttered again, and Amy stretched out her free hand to wrap his arms around his neck, leaned close to his ear and lowered her voice.

"Boss, do you want me to tell everyone in the tennis club about your loss to Master Akashi?"

"It's not because you don't live up to your expectations—hey, stay away from my uncle's ears! Don't blow your breath..."

"Hey, boss, don't struggle anymore, how about admitting honestly that you felt sorry for me just now?"

"What nonsense, you idiot--I said don't put it in your ears... ah..."

The conversation on the other end of the phone suddenly developed in a strange and unpleasant direction, Akashi hung up the phone with a cold face and went straight to Daisy's room.The sword that was brought back with great difficulty was actually placed on the table, and there was a note under the sword body, and on the note were words that seemed familiar.

【Let me tell you a secret, Erna's stomach leads to the Demon Realm. 】

Thanks to a certain maid, Akashi Seijuro is probably the only human being who can fully understand the characters of the Demon World, although he has always felt that the devil who invented the characters probably just drew a bunch of symbols on the ground with his feet...

"Erna?" He unconsciously questioned while pinching the slip of paper written with characters from the Demon Realm. Like a summoned beast, a little golden snake suddenly appeared in front of him.Akashi tentatively stretched out his hand, and the golden snake suddenly opened its mouth wide, and a suspected cosmic black hole appeared in front of it. The red-haired boy frowned slightly, and was about to step directly in, when a strange voice suddenly came from behind.

"Wait boy—"

The person who had already put one hand into the black hole turned his head subconsciously. There was no one behind him, only the sword on the table was emitting a dark red light, and the sound seemed to come from the sword.

"Take me!"

At that moment, Akashi reached out and grabbed the sword in his hand, and the next moment he saw the dark world spinning crazily, and only heard a voice in his ear saying "hold on to me".With a voice that seemed familiar but somehow convincing, he firmly grasped the sword in his hand.I don't know how long it took, Akashi landed from a higher point in the demon world, but there was no expected pain. He lay on the ground and looked at the sky of the demon world, feeling a little confused for a while.

Illusion?This ghost place seems to be much cleaner than before.

In fact, upon sensing the arrival of humans, the surrounding monsters rushed towards this direction clamorously, but quickly shrank back when they approached ten meters.

Akashi tightened his hand unconsciously, but his palm was empty. He sat up and was about to look for the sword, when a lazy voice suddenly came from under him.

"Young man, are you looking for this?"

Akashi was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly turned over and left the spot, only to realize that he fell on a "person" just now, no wonder he didn't feel any pain at all.

This "man" has a long beard, his real age cannot be seen, his hair is also messy, and his clothes seem to have not been washed for a long time. They look like a beggar in tatters. Akashi's eyes fell on the hands of the "beggar". On the sword, he stretched out his hand very politely.

"Sorry to press you, but that one is mine."

"Haha, this strange politeness hasn't changed at all." The "beggar" suddenly stood up, bent down and stretched out his hands to pull the boy up on the ground.

"Long time no see, Master Akashi, let me introduce myself formally. I am Albert Haidir, the owner of this sword."

"……Who?"

"Oh, and Daisy's father too."

"……Do not believe."

"Hey, why—" A mournful voice sounded in the quiet night of the Demon Realm, the air that barely moves on weekdays suddenly stirred up, the leaves also rustled, and news that shocked the Demon Realm wafted in the night wind.

Haidil is back.