[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

"Einstein?"

"turn down."

"Nobel?"

"turn down."

"Well... I really can't think of any one that hasn't been used..." The girl with short blonde hair held the Hell Husky in one hand and pulled the hair on the top of her head with the other hand, then suddenly said, "Ah! I remembered. , just call it Oscar!"

"..."

"What's the matter, master? Why don't you speak?"

"I'm thinking about how to apologize to all human beings." Akashi spit out inadvertently, sitting on the ground and looking indifferently at the little thing who was sleeping soundly in the maid's arms because he was too noisy before.

Although it is much smaller than the three-headed dogs he saw before, he also admitted that huskies are quite cute species, but a husky with three heads squeezed into one body...

"What is the structure of the things in the devil world?" The boy couldn't help frowning.

"It's a naturally formed thing. Like humans, there are viviparous and egg-born ones. The hell three-headed dog is really special, but the demon world is not without it..."

When they said this, one person and one demon were in a place that seemed to be a corridor, where the darkness was boundless. According to Daisy, it was the lowest level of the demon world, and they only had to go up one level after another if they wanted to get out.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter..." Akashi glanced at the three dog heads in her arms with disgust, as if recalling the scene of being forced to lick his face, he subconsciously wiped his face with his hand, "Are you sure you want to bring that thing with you?" go out?"

"It's not called 'that thing', it's called Oscar, master." The maid corrected her face seriously, "Hell ha...the three-headed dog is the guardian of the lowest level of this demon world. If you want to get out of this level, you must Lean on it."

"According to the routine, isn't it enough to kill?" The young man said a cruel line with a cold face, turned his head, and happened to meet six piercing eyes, and he backed away unconsciously.

"what are you doing?"

"Master, this is your son, can you bear it?" Daisy raised the husky with both hands, her three little heads woke up at some point, and they were scrambling to stick out their tongues to lick "father"'s face, Akashi frowned. raised eyebrows.

"You clearly remember that its predecessor was killed by you, in case it..."

"No." Daisy took the dog back to her arms and stretched out her hand to rub its heads in order. The three little heads closed their eyes happily. Much like a normal docile husky...probably.

"Its race is quite peculiar. Every rebirth is a brand new life, and it has nothing to do with its predecessor. And because it will recognize the first person it sees as its parent, its habits will be affected by that person. It is the most plastic in the entire demon world. A strong race." Noticing that Akashi's expression changed slightly, she blinked, raised the puppy's paw and waved at him, "How about it, master, are you interested in educating the smartest three-headed hellhound in history? "

"Wow, woof, woof!" The puppy, who seemed to understand it, happily barked at the red-haired boy, and Akashi rubbed his forehead in displeasure as the three heads scrambled to each other.

"It's too loud to have three voices when you're talking."

"Wow!" As if receiving an order, the heads on the left and right sides suddenly quieted down, only the one in the middle made a sound, stretched out its head and looked at Akashi quietly, the black eyeballs rolled up, looking very shrewd Akashi's expression finally changed.

"It seems to understand me?" The boy reached out and touched the head in the middle curiously. The little guy closed his eyes happily. The strange thing is that the other two heads still kept their original shape and didn't intend to move closer. "Three Does the head actually have only one consciousness?"

"Because it's actually one." Daisy looked as if she was being asked a strange question, "I heard that it has three heads because it eats a lot."

"..."

"Master?"

"Let's go to the next floor." Akashi turned and left indifferently, Daisy struggled to keep up with the dog.

"Master, Oscar is so heavy, why don't you hold it for a while."

"...Agares." The boy walking in front suddenly said.

"what?"

"The name I just thought of, a demon god in Greek mythology." He turned his head to look at the puppy in her arms, and the little guy was also looking at him quietly, his serious eyes seemed to be learning from him, Akashi Unable to resist stretching out his hand towards it, the little guy blinked, then stretched out his paw silently to catch his hand.

Akashi raised his eyebrows slightly, and the corners of his lips raised unconsciously.

"Agares, do you know how to go up?"

The little guy turned his head slightly, and saw the boy stretching out his hand in an upward gesture. It let out a low cry, then crawled down from Daisy's arms, screaming wildly in the direction of the right turn.

"It seems that what you said is right." Akashi rarely praised Daisy. The maid made a grimace and followed the little guy's footsteps. Sure enough, a stone step appeared in front of him after walking for a while.

"Good guy, I knew you were a smart husky!" Daisy happily rubbed the puppy in her arms, then raised her head as if suddenly remembering something, "By the way, master, be careful of the guards on the second floor. The Sphinx, which is..."

"Wait, what kind of fake demon is that?" Hearing this name, Akashi, who was as indifferent as he was, finally couldn't help complaining.

The hell three-headed dog with a husky head is enough, what is this demon that makes him have an ominous feeling when he hears its name?

"It's not a copycat. The Sphinx is the demon with the highest IQ in the demon world. It is said that if it can't answer its questions, it will be eaten on the spot!"

"...Are you serious?" Inexplicably disappointed with this demon world full of copycats and cheap settings, Akashi Seijuro suddenly didn't want to admit that he was almost killed by these guys when he was a child. no problem?Can you be a little more creative?

The answer to this question was answered when I met the legendary creature with the highest IQ in the demon world...a demon with a human face and a cat body.

"What animal walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? The time when it has the most legs is also the time when it walks the slowest and its strength is weakest."

"The Great Demon King... Is he really not afraid that Greece will sue him?" Even the question is plagiarized so thoroughly, this guy really has the highest IQ in the demon world?

"Don't delay, human beings. There is magma everywhere here. If you don't follow my guidance, you won't be able to walk through it. Answer me quickly. If you can't answer or answer wrong, you will die here."

The demon with a human face and a cat body is only a circle larger than the Hell Husky, but his voice is very thick, and it reverberates throughout the space as soon as he speaks.The space controlled by it is basically suspended on a piece of magma. Although it can't feel the heat, the fiery red light sticks out from the soles of the feet and shines on the face of the Sphinx. Only then can Akashi see it clearly look like.

It was the face of a human baby.

Although the cottage is so speechless, it is indeed a devil.

"Didn't you already say it?" The young man answered this obviously IQ-lost question unwillingly, "The answer is human beings."

"Ah!" It turned out that Daisy was the first one who was surprised. She almost tore off her stupid hair just now, but she still didn't expect the answer. The young master told the story of the sphinx!"

Because of the thunder at that time, she ran to his room and pestered him to tell stories... "It turns out that even the questions are plagiarized from others. No wonder the school teacher has always emphasized that the Sphinx on the second floor of the Demon World is a 'self-proclaimed' number one in the Demon World." A smart..."

"...Your reflex arc is too long."

"Shut up! Human!"

The copycat "Sphinx" seemed to have been greatly stimulated. I don't know whether it was because the question was answered by humans or it was debunked as an illusion of the copycat. It stood up angrily and rushed towards them quickly.

"Wang!"

The little guy in Daisy's arms poked his head out vigilantly and yelled, one man, one devil and one dog tensed up at the same time, seeing the cat-body and man-face devil getting closer, hell husky... let's call it Agale Sphinx struggled to land, but the "Sphinx" suddenly emptied its feet and fell down howling.

"Damn it, I haven't remembered the mechanism I just changed today..."

silence.

Even Agares raised his paw to cover his eyes, as if he was deeply ashamed of being that kind of guy, Daisy looked at Akashi awkwardly, the latter didn't know what expression to show, and closed his eyes forcefully Take a deep breath.

"May I ask, is this the setting for the next few layers?"

"Well, actually, I don't really remember what's behind it." Daisy lowered her head shamelessly, kicked her right foot on the ground, and then raised her head to look at him firmly, "But I believe I will meet It must reach a level that satisfies you!"

"...Compared to that, let's go through this so-called mechanism first." Akashi squinted his eyes and looked at the surrounding environment, "I just looked at it, and the red one below is probably an illusion created to interfere with the line of sight. Man cannot find the true way..."

"Master, come on!"

The maid's voice suddenly came from far away, Akashi raised his head, Daisy was standing opposite the "magma" with his dog in his arms and waved vigorously at him.

"Because the Sphinx is dead, I can use magic power to flash over directly."

"Wow!" Agares, unwilling to be lonely, said that he was the same.

... Akashi Seijuro, who looked down for the mechanism map, expressed that he did not want to talk to the demons.

"Master, can you find the way? Please, I can bring you here!"

The maid's voice fluctuated from far and near, Akashi raised his head, she was holding the puppy and jumping back and forth between him and the place opposite the mechanism, as if showing off that he could pass the level easily, the boy narrowed his eyes displeased, and when she again When he came back once, he suddenly reached out and grabbed her hand.

"Master?"

"Is there something like a puzzle on the opposite side?"

"How does the young master know?"

"Let Agares go." He pointed to the three heads in her arms, "Check if this guy is qualified to come with me."

"Wow!" The little guy jumped out of Daisy's arms excitedly and flew towards the opposite bank. Daisy, who was forced to stay behind, couldn't help but think deeply.

"The young master actually asked Oscar for help..." She turned her head and muttered, "Could it be because the mechanism can't be solved?"

"...that copycat just broke the most critical step." Akashi said displeased.

"Then why not let Daisy solve it?" The maid blinked blankly.

"Huh? Needless to say?" The puppy cheered victoriously from the opposite side, and the fiery illusion on the soles of his feet disappeared in an instant, and a wide road became in front of him. Akashi stretched out his hand unconsciously, and the little guy immediately slipped into his arms , the boy picked up the puppy, and then turned to Daisy with an indifferent expression on his face.

"Because it's smarter than you."

"Hey--"