When a superhero becomes a stickman

Tony is in a good mood today and upgraded the system for Friday.

Then, Adele watched helplessly as a little robot with two short legs tossing around every day to show off its stupidity and cuteness turned into a gentle, rational and extremely intelligent powerful system.

...It is said that Friday's system is synchronized with Jarvis?

Adele woke up in the morning and didn't see Kuaiyin's shadow.

It stands to reason that Jarvis should have given him a plan for a one-month trip to New York. Since he saved the world again, Tony expressed his willingness to bear all the expenses of his travel and sightseeing—so it is still worth saving the world. It's really cheap, as long as you spend 10,000+ dollars casually, you can solve it. You don't need to blow up the spaceship of S.H.I.E.L.D., which can be expensive to death with just any equipment.

The days when I came home from the holidays were a bit decadent, and Adele would lie on the bed and play with her mobile phone after waking up.

She took a look at everyone's status, and the basic melody was as follows:

Tony's Twitter is as narcissistic as ever. Apart from selfies and speeches, he rarely posts a content about charity. Adele suspects that he is exhausted after saving the world yesterday.

As for the captain...

8.1

Steve: @#￥%…

Adele looked at the row of garbled characters on Twitter from three years ago, and held her head depressed.Probably the US team tried to send the first tweet back then, but it failed in the end.

It seems that the old captain still can't accept the pace of life in the modern world.

She flipped through her address book again, and suddenly found that Thor, the god of thunder, had his own Twitter account.

It's amazing, can't he be transformed by magic?

3.1

Sol: I have a hammer, the greatest hammer in the world.

3.3

Thor: I am the only one who can lift my hammer. The people of Chaos have tried and failed.

Adele: "..."

3.4

Thor: Is my hammer prettier again?

3.5

Thor: O my hammer!

3.6

Thor: O my hammer!

Adele: "...You guys are really enough!"

She really can't stand Saul's strange style of tweeting anymore, and she doesn't know who gave him this terrible mobile phone at the beginning. Now, this guy with big muscles, big breasts and no brains is finally useful.

Adele helped her aching forehead, and was about to turn off her phone and wash up.

However, before she could lock the screen, she heard the phone jingle.

Then, a message came over:

Sol: [Hello, little beauty. 】

Adele doesn't understand, she also has blond hair and big breasts, why is Sol's blond hair and big breasts somehow a little more silly than Captain America?

Adele: [Big breasts, hello]

Not bad, this guy from the wizarding world can not only use tools, but also learn to type.

Adele: [I'm more curious, does Asgard God's Domain also have network and user signals?And if you guys know magic, can you make hair by magic?I mean Loki can conjure a helmet with magic, so can he conjure hair too? 】

However, the other party was obviously not prepared to answer her question at all, and just continued to talk to himself:

[I want to show you a very sexy photo. 】

Adele: "..."

Shouldn't you be looking for your dad at this time?Is this harassment?

however……

Saul sent over an extremely blurry photo of...the hammer.

Well, only his hammer.

Immediately afterwards, the guy quickly replied:

【ah!The cameras of the people on Earth are really not easy to use. This photo is not sexy enough, so just pretend you didn’t see it. 】

Adele: "..."

OK, I'll just pretend I didn't see it.

But anyway, why should I look at your hammer!

And how sexy is this piece of iron sheet, tell me how sexy is this ugly hammer!

While she was complaining silently, this guy took pictures of his hammer from three different angles, and the last one also used filters and beautification.

Adele: "..."

So why on earth does this guy want to use a hammer to make up?

Sol: [I'm going to tweet my hammer soon, I heard from the captain that your young people's aesthetics are different from ours, so please help me see, is this one better or that one? 】

Adele: "..."

Is there a difference between these two?

Now she suddenly has a feeling of being forced to look at two identical selfies of a person, and she has to praise him for being good-looking.

So, in order to prevent this guy from continuing to harass, Adele replied decisively: "The first one is beautiful! Dear Saul, your hammer is very beautiful!"

People who know magic are easy to deceive.

Adele was happy to see Saul's problem go to rest, and felt proud that she had finally solved it.

Adele, who got up early, was wearing her pink pajamas, and stood in front of the mirror and took a look-the cute girly outfit, and the white fluffy long-eared rabbit hat on her head.

...If Kuaiyin saw it, he would probably be scared to death.

Adele hugged her own rabbit and walked out of the house with two long ears on her head.

Music came from the hall.Adele rubbed her eyes, a little curious about why Tony started playing music so early in the morning.Holding the rabbit in her arms, she took two steps forward, poked her head to look—trying to see what Tony was doing.

However, Adele was stunned again.

A black armor and a red armor are dancing together?

God, what happened?

What the hell was going on with Tony?

Adele bit the long ears of the little rabbit toy in her arms in horror, and took a step back timidly.

The music in the hall stopped suddenly, and the two dancing armors stopped—especially the red one, which stopped its twisting buttocks.

Adele: "...well... I didn't see anything."

Jarvis's gentle voice sounded: "Good morning, Miss Adele."

The standard Friday pronunciation sounded at the same time: "Good afternoon, Miss Adele."

Adele, who thought she got up early: "..."

The red armor turned to look at the black armor beside him: "From now on, I will say good morning. Because if you greet the master who got up late, it will bring great frustration."

Friday replied very puzzled: "But I still can't understand. Noon is noon, and morning is morning. Isn't this the etiquette you taught me?"

Adele silently watched the programs at home talking to each other, and suddenly felt that she had been stuffed with dog food.

She lowered her head, gnawed on the rabbit's ears resentfully, and went back to the room dejectedly.

Jarvis's voice was always gentle and fast: "Miss Adele, do you have any agenda for today?"

Adele walked back to the room with her head drooping, got into her little quilt, and hugged herself tightly: "Yes. I'm going to stay here and wait for you to say good morning to me, and Friday to say good night to me."

The black armor turned his head to the red armor, and made a "look" movement: "I still don't understand. According to the sequence of time, we are in the same time and space, so our greetings should be the same."

Jarvis: "As a program, sometimes you don't need to understand things, you just need to remember."

The red armor played music: "Continue to the armor test."

……

Adele covered her head with a pillow inside the house.

She turned on the phone silently, thinking that instead of being stuffed with dog food by the program, she might as well be good friends with the phone.

She updated the status of her friends, and suddenly found that Thor sent a new tweet:

[Supernatural workmanship, the hammer of God's Domain. 】

Below is a picture of a hammer.

Oh, he finally made a decision.

... No, this photo seems to be neither the first nor the second?

Adele clicked on the message, and found that Saul sent her another message: "After repeated consideration, I decided to follow my heart and find a more suitable beautiful picture."

Adele: "..."

This guy's words are weird.

At this time, Iron Man's head suddenly popped out of the door, and a pair of electric eyes on the red head stared at her.

Adele instantly felt a creepy feeling.

Jarvis's voice was exceptionally gentle: "Miss Adele, do you know that there is a function called blocking?"

...Adele suddenly realized.

The author has something to say: Dear babies, I have to tell you: I am going to take an exam.

but!I will not stop updating!

So I will update every day, but the time is uncertain

So