When a superhero becomes a stickman

Adele counted the days, the day after tomorrow should be her day to go to the concert.

As the daughter of a rich man, after trying various channels, she still failed to get a concert ticket in a suitable location.

What Adele found more problematic was that the seat Harry had chosen was very good. Under normal circumstances, Peter and Harry should sit next to each other, and she would sit in the middle.So if Adele loses her ticket and wants to get another one, she can only choose another seat next to Harry, and then exchange a ticket for Peter - don't ask her why she can't exchange one for Harry ticket.

So, in despair, Adele asked Peter for help, and the answer she got was——

"Oh my god! Concert tickets! Aunt Mei, have you seen that box in my closet? You sold it to the second-hand market, how can you sell it to the second-hand market? You don't know how precious the things inside are!"

Adele on the other end of the phone: "...so you lost your ticket too?"

Peter seemed to be in complete chaos: "I'm really not angry with you! Aunt May, Aunt May? I'm just in a hurry. I didn't kill you. Don't cry!"

Adele: "...so, what are we going to do?"

Peter: "Aunt May, that box is really not important. Really, I was going to throw it away too. It's really great that you can help me sell it."

Adele: "...can you take me and climb in through the window, and then we can pretend we have tickets?"

After a long time, Peter replied exhaustedly: "Yes, it is possible, but there are too many people that day. If you are not afraid of heights, I can take you down from the roof of the gymnasium—of course, the premise is that we are not caught. On the premise that the guards find out."

Adele said helplessly: "...No, I'm afraid of heights."

Peter tried to comfort him: "Then... how about taking off the goggles? I mean, if you can only see the lines, maybe you won't be afraid?"

Adele: "...I'll think of other ways."

So, Adele, who hung up the phone, called Kuaiyin decisively: "I lost my concert ticket, but I have to go in to watch the concert."

Quicksilver screamed and replied, "But I'm skydiving in New York now."

Adele: "...are you in, New York, skydiving?"

Kuaiyin said: "Well... I'm back to the starting point now, what did you just say?"

Adele suddenly felt a headache: "Why did you skydive in New York?"

It took a long time for Kuaiyin to answer: "I don't know. Why is your friend saving the world in New York? You see he is wearing red, black and blue, and he is wearing a spider web hood. You didn't even ask him why he was playing in New York with a spider silk." fly."

Adele: "..."

How could he be so reasonable.

Adele: "Anyway, I lost my ticket. Is there any way you can let me in to watch the concert? Then I will treat you to ice cream—"

Quicksilver said suddenly: "I just blew a kiss to Mr. Stark outside the window, but unfortunately he didn't see it."

Adele: "..."

Quicksilver: "And your friend, does he usually just spray spider silk and not recycle it? I saw a string of spider silk hanging on the huge a of the Avengers. It's disgusting, like snot, and the wind blows Shaking around."

Adele: "..."

I can't keep up with this guy's thinking at all.

Finally, Kuaiyin came back to the starting point after making a big circle: "Can I go to the concert with you?"

Adele: "Of course."

Kuaiyin said again, "What's the flavor of the ice cream?"

Adele helped her forehead: "I will give you whatever flavor you want."

Kuaiyin finally cheered: "No problem!"

Adele held her head heavily. Although she was finally relieved, every time she talked to Kuaiyin, she felt like she was on a roller coaster. It took me a long time to realize that I should scream or something, at least for the slow-witted Adele.

She said briefly: "Where are you, I will pick you up."

Quicksilver: "Well... I was playing on the letter A of the Avengers Building just now, and now I seem to be a kilometer away, and I don't know where I am playing."

Adele: "...It's good, so Tony can save money on the car. Go back to the letter a, okay, I'll pick you up."

Kuaiyin tilted his head: "But if I take a taxi back now, it seems faster—"

He was standing on the top of the building to blow the wind, but a door suddenly appeared in the void in front of him, scaring him almost from falling directly from the top of the city.

Opening the door, Adele, who was wearing pink pajamas and wearing a rabbit hat, was sitting on the bed playing with her mobile phone. When she saw him open the door, she put her hands on her chin and held herself up like a little flower, and blinked at him.

Kuaiyin: "...you know that just wearing pajamas that look like rabbits won't scare me, right?"

Adele: "Oh, what are you shaking?"

After a long time, Kuaiyin said seriously: "Let's negotiate. I'll take you to the concert, and you take off your hat so that we can still have a good relationship."

After looking at him in silence for a long time, Adele suddenly zipped up the hat, and a complete head of a stuffed rabbit appeared in front of Kuaiyin.

Quicksilver screamed and fell directly from the top of New York.

But soon, he quickly fell into a steel embrace.

Jarvis's voice was very gentle: "Sir, it is very dangerous to go up in the sky."

Quicksilver silently looked at the pair of electric eyes on the steel armor.

Tony in the huge glass curtain wall behind him looked at the scene outside the room and began to doubt his life: "Captain, am I dazzled? I saw myself using

The princess hugged a silver-haired boy with aesthetic problems. "

The captain, who was busy studying the computer flawlessly, turned around after a long time: "What did you say?"

Tony: "...Did you see me just now, outside, I mean, when I was inside, saw me outside."

Steve frowned in confusion: "...?"

Tony supported his head: "Jarvis, did you activate my armor just now?"

Jarvis's answer was very gentle: "Yes, sir. Miss Adele said that Mr. Massikmov might fall from the building and break into a watermelon, so I need to keep an eye on him."

Steve watched Tony talking to his artificial intelligence, and suddenly said: "Actually, I have always had a question. If you become Iron Man because of your armor, then if you die one day, isn't it Javie?" So is Iron Man?"

Tony stared at Steve with sharp eyes. After watching for a long time, he suddenly said, "Impossible."

Steve shrugged: "But Iron Man is that armor, and when you are inside, it is Jarvis who helps you analyze the opponent's attack style. So there is a paradox here, if you want to prove your The artificial intelligence is powerful enough, so he should be no different from you, so why don't you give most of the world-saving tasks to Jarvis?"

Tony looked at this stubborn old man who carefully analyzed the problem for a long time: "I am the Iron Man. I am the only Iron Man."

Steve: "...I'm just saying, you can save a lot of time if you do this."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly found that Tony's expression was not right.

At this time, a silver-haired boy suddenly flashed in and said, "Isn't Stark going to save the world because he is rich and idle and because he is so handsome?"

This sentence was too long, and it took a long time for the two people next to me to realize it.

Quicksilver immediately added: "Of course, if Jarvis is going to save the world, he must not be as handsome as Mr. Stark."

After finishing speaking, he disappeared into the room like a gust of wind.

Steve: "...A silver fly leaked into the Avengers' strong security system? Should we contact Free to strengthen the security system?"

Tony frowned at him: "That's all the information you got?"

Steve: "...Could it be that we should include this speeder in the Avengers?"

Tony sighed helplessly, and said emphatically, "That kid just said I'm handsome, okay! This is the essential difference. Jarvis is just a program, but Tony Stark can play the leading role of an idol."

Steve: "..."

Tony held his chin in thought: "I like this kid very much now. I think he is more reliable than that rich second generation who can only make trouble and that little guy with a transvestite."

Steve: "...but he just fell off the building just now..."

Tony: "I used to think this kid had weird aesthetics, but now I find that he's actually pretty good, and the silver hair is also very beautiful, at least it matches him well."

Steve tried to interject: "The only reason you think so is because he just said you're handsome...and that kid just fell off a building, which is not reliable at all. And the kid is afraid of rabbits, you've seen boys Afraid of rabbits?"

Tony nodded very heavily: "If you put it that way, I also think rabbits are not a good thing."

Steve: "...as long as you're happy."

After he finished speaking, he turned his attention to the screen and continued to learn to use the computer: "Well...I want to click on this picture, is that so?"

Tony said, "Don't you think he's very adventurous, I mean, what kid can break into the Avengers and come out unscathed. This guy is pretty good."

Steve: "...It's because he said that you are handsome, right?"

Tony frowned at him: "Isn't what he said the truth?"

Steve: "..."