When a superhero becomes a stickman

Before Adele could enter the door, she heard a burst of laughter from inside the door.

"No matter what happened, I can laugh about his sudden baldness for half a year hahahahahahahaha..."

Adele: "..."

She held her forehead and asked the guy beside her helplessly, "Did you see it? They can laugh for half a year!"

Quicksilver still hangs his head a little dejectedly, and said to himself: "...I really like his helmet. I don't know why I think I should have one, just like inheriting property, I think it's my helmet. Deserved."

Adele sighed heavily: "Okay, okay, can I draw you one? But the premise is that you have to explain clearly to Tony that you are definitely not my boyfriend."

She said, muttering resentfully and opening the door: "I will not protect you in a group of rabbits."

Pushing open the door, there was another burst of deafening laughter.

Tony hiccupped the loudest while laughing: "And that pink post-it note, I can't imagine that the prince of your protoss would carry a pink piece of paper with him? Hahahahahahahahaha..."

Adele's voice was completely drowned in laughter: "I'm back."

Thor's expression was obviously not that good-looking. He frowned and stared at Tony: "Loki is my brother, and we are people from the Asgard God Realm. Is that a place where everyone can use magic? Listen, if Luo Ji Ki needs to leave a note, he doesn't even have to write it, just conjure it up, understand?"

Tony laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten up: "You mean take his little wand, and then biubiubiu? The shiny pink stationery appeared?"

Saul: "...Your earthlings are really annoying."

Adele tried to raise her voice: "I'm back! I just saved the world!"

However, her voice was still drowned in the ups and downs of laughter, and no one noticed the two teenagers who appeared at the door.

At this time, Jarvis's voice sounded softly: "Sir, Miss Adele is back."

qaq really is Jarvis the best.

Standing in the center and being ridiculed for a long time, Sol was the first to turn his head, looked at the two people standing at the door, and suddenly said, "Hey, are these your daughter and her spouse? They even wear couple's goggles !"

Adele, who can only see the world clearly with goggles: "..."

Kuaiyin, who wears goggles to avoid being blinded by the wind when moving fast: "..."

I don't know why, but Saul's words are particularly awkward.

It was as if everyone was sitting and chatting, and he suddenly came up and recited a poem to express his feelings.

Adele: "...I saved the world just now. I instigated a guy who is afraid of rabbits to drive away the big villain!"

Kuaiyin blinked, and stood beside him obediently, waiting for his new helmet with great anticipation.

Adele slapped herself on the forehead: "For this, I will draw a big cricket helmet for him."

It took Saul a long time to react: "So that blurry shadow in the video is you? How did you manage to lose his hair in an instant? You can also do magic?"

Kuaiyin turned to look at him, blinked, and asked Adele in a low voice: "This blonde guy is the black-haired brother just now? Can I get a golden vest if I shave his hair? I mean, I won't." Show off, I wear it under my jacket..."

Adele roared: "I said, no! If you mention the gold vest again, I will send you to the rabbit planet!"

Sure enough, the rabbit is the most useful.

Kuaiyin immediately shut up and stood obediently.

Adele struggled to explain to Saul: "He can't do magic. But he's a mutant and moves faster than a bullet, so if you upset him, he can pick it up in the blink of an eye." your robe."

Sol looked at her seriously: "But even so, he can't pick up my hammer."

Adele: "...Why on earth did he take your hammer!"

Sol also realized that this seemed to be a problem, shrugged and said: "I don't know why I said that, but I still want to prove to the little girl that I am very good, so-"

"Did you know that no one in this world can hold my hammer except me?"

Adele: "...I know."

Thor: "That's fine."

The great Mr. Tony Stark stood up, walked in front of Adele, looked at the people around him and said slowly: "So, I am the one who saved the world."

"If I hadn't adopted Adele back, Loki would have used the Rubik's Cube to destroy the world today—"

The whole house was suddenly dead quiet.

Everyone froze, silently looking at Tony standing in the middle.

The frozen Tony slowly turned his head and looked at Adele: "...did you see a blue rectangular box when you were at the scene?"

Everyone: "..."

Adele thought about it, tilted her head and thought about it for a moment, then shook her head seriously.

Steve looked the most serious: "...So the Rubik's Cube is still in Loki's hands?"

Thor: "That's right, but he doesn't have a hammer that only he can lift in the world, he only has a thin little wand."

Quicksilver standing next to him looked very innocent. In order to please Mr. Stark, he stepped forward and asked, "Well...Mr. Stark, are you talking about a box like in all movies?" , just like Pandora's box, you can destroy the world when you open it?"

Thor: "That's right. But he still doesn't have the best hammer in the world."

Steve finally couldn't hold back his face, stood up abruptly from the sofa, quickly opened the communicator to contact S.H.I.E.L.D., and said eagerly: "The Rubik's Cube is still in Loki's hands, we must act now, otherwise—— "

Standing beside her, Adele took out a piece of paper from her small pink bag in silence, then chose a blue fountain pen from the bundle of pens in the bag, and silently began to draw squares on her small book.

The captain's eager voice still echoed in the silent room: "We were negligent. But once he comes back, it could be devastating—"

Adele: "...um...captain?"

Steve glanced back at her hastily: "We don't have time now, Adele, go play in the safe zone with your little boyfriend."

Adele pointed to the paper in her palm: "But—"

Steve looked at Tony quickly again: "Send your daughter to safety, I don't want you to go crazy and disrupt our plan during the operation. Saul, get your hammer ready, we are locating your Good brother's position, so don't talk about your hammer now, and go back to Asgard God Realm honestly to find him, understand?"

Adele: "Well, I just want to ask if this is—"

Steve, who was urgently contacting S.H.I.E.L.D., finally got angry: "Adele! We don't have time to play with you now—"

Well, the whole room looked at the angry captain in silence.

Adele was dragging a heavy blue square in her hand. For some unknown reason, that blue box exuding beautiful light floated on the paper in her hand, emitting a faint beam of light quietly.

Adele: "...I just want to ask if this cosmic Rubik's Cube is the same thing as the Rubik's Cube that Loki stole..."

Frightened by Steve's sharp gaze, she took a step back cautiously, hid behind Tony, poked out only one head and said cautiously: "If not, I can draw another one for you."

"...Well, I can draw shirts now."

It took Steve a long time to recover from the tense state just now, rubbed his sore brows, and asked, "Where did you come from..."

Quicksilver flashed to Steve at some point, and whispered to him in that terrified tone of telling ghost stories: "You don't know, she can also draw rabbits."

Steve: "..."

What's up with this young man's intimidating expression?

The look on Kuaiyin's face was like seeing a ghost, and he whispered, "Think about it, rabbit."

Steve: "..."

From what he said, the rabbit seems to be a very special thing?

Adele was obviously a little tired holding the Rubik's Cube: "...um...Captain, if you're happy, would you like me to draw his Little Fairy's magic wand and give it to you?"

At this time, the lights in the room dimmed for an instant, and everyone quickly entered the guard state.

However, the beam of a spotlight hit the proud Tony.

He spread his arms and said slowly in the posture of a king: "So, I, once again, saved the world.",

As if he suddenly remembered something, he immediately took out his mobile phone from his pocket and muttered, "I have to tweet quickly."

Tony looked around in the dark: "Jarvis, turn on the light, I want to take a photo with the Rubik's Cube and post a selfie."

Steve: "...why did you save the world?"

Tony ignored him at all, squeezed his face into the camera, and glanced at Adele next to him: "Sweetie, smile."

Adele: "...haha."

Kuaiyin, who was standing beside him, still looked at Steve with the expression of seeing a ghost, and whispered in a hoarse and fearful voice, "Rabbit."

Then, he secretly pointed to Adele who was taking a photo with her father and said, "You see, she looks so cute, can you believe it?"

Steve: "... I remember last time Adele drew a car of rabbits?"

Originally, he just wanted to chat with this boy with some aesthetic problems to show the closeness of his elders. However, the young man in front of him suddenly opened his eyes wide in astonishment, covered his head with his hands, and disappeared with a scream. in front of him.

... Fortunately, because he was moving too fast, the scream had only a head and no tail at all.

Steve looked at the empty front and thought to himself, this world is really not suitable for old people to live in.

Sol, who was standing next to him, suddenly said, "So you have the magic to conjure everything? It's really a very powerful ability."

Adele: "I guess if it's true, I just—"

Thor suddenly said, "But you still don't have an invincible hammer, do you?"

Adele: "..."

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