When a superhero becomes a stickman

Barnes: Kidnapping a female creature is such a hassle, it takes a long time to cry when you touch it, and it's ugly when you eat it.

Adele: Why should I be kidnapped by a guy who is 90 years old but looks 30 years old but is only [-] years old at heart!why why why!

An impatient Barnes sat on the ground, looking at Adele who was choking with the bag on top of her head, and wanted to twist her head off and throw it out the window.

Adele crouched in the corner with her head in her arms, like a threatened little mouse, using a long stick to resolutely separate the distance between the two of them.

Adele stopped crying, but she was still sniffling, choking and thinking, the beast breeding guide didn't say that if you hit the range, you will be bitten!

She took out a piece of paper and blew her nose while watching Barnes vigilantly, resolutely preventing him from entering her own domain and crushing her head directly.

In order to prevent Barnes in front of her from moving around, she stretched out her small hand, grabbed the pole, and knocked in front of her angrily.

Barnes stared at her for a long time, telling himself repeatedly that this little girl was worth a new arm, so he couldn't hurt her, couldn't hurt her, couldn't hurt her.

Especially not to wring her head off and flush her down the drain.

After sitting on the ground for a long time, Barnes saw that the little girl finally calmed down and stopped crying, so he asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Holding the crushed donut in his hand, he shook it in front of Adele.

So, the little hamster was tempted by the food, and moved closer to the wall bit by bit, then snatched the food bag from him, shrunk back to the so-called safe zone, and then began to gnaw in small bites.

Barnes watched her eat, stared at her puffed cheeks—

Why is there always an urge to crush those two balls?

...Forget it, seeing how wronged she is, don't bully her anymore.

Barnes originally wanted to stay here for a while, at least until the bruise on Adele's neck disappeared, otherwise the conceited Stark would probably explode - what he wanted was a deal, not the counterparty A war that exploded in situ.

He doesn't want to be in the same room with a dangerous guy, especially when the other party wants to kill him at any time.

Like that Steve guy said, Tony Stark is so egotistical that he doesn't take threats.

...Steve.

Barnes lowered his eyes, a flash of mixed emotion flashing through them.

Some tiny memory was involved by this name, which made him a little uneasy.

Barnes stared at the ground, no longer looked at Adele with that scary look, and said in a low voice: "Adele, if you feel scared because of me, I want you to apologize—"

He stopped sharply.

It's not like what he should say.

Not the kind of words a grim Winter Soldier would spit out.

The words came out of his mouth like a fishbone in his throat, making him very uncomfortable.So, he turned his eyes away irritably, and pointed to Adele's pants with a headache: "You are bleeding."

He held his forehead: "Although I don't know why you are bleeding, my subconscious mind tells me that I don't want to know the reason."

Barnes stood up and closed the door for her: "There should be some clothes in the closet that can be changed."

boom.

The door is closed.

The doorknob fell off with a bang.

Adele: "..."

Probably this guy couldn't control his strength after his arm malfunctioned.

Adele lifted the quilt to take a look, and found that she was dishonest when she slept last night, as usual... dyed the sheets.

Hmm... It's kind of... strange for Barnes to see this scene?

Anyway, he didn't know why he saw it, so...it doesn't matter?

……

Adele honestly changed her dress. In fact, she didn't want to wear that dead man's dress at all, but she couldn't help it. She didn't have a pen and couldn't draw by herself, which was rather embarrassing.

After Adele managed to get dressed, before she had time to take a look in front of the mirror, the door was suddenly pushed open by Barnes, only to hear him sternly: "It's too late, come with me now!"

Adele looked at the crushed metal doorknob in his hand in horror, thinking that she didn't want her head to become like this at all, so she immediately took the box containing Wade and Jarvis from the bedside The box, stuffed it in his pocket, and followed Barnes obediently.

Barnes locked the door leading to the living room, and the whole room was plunged into darkness. He glanced at Adele, who was a little scared, and although he didn't bother to pay attention to her, he explained: "They're here. Our negotiation Can't do it now."

No matter what, we have to wait for the lunatic who is bombarding people with a cannon to calm down.

He spun the vase in front of the door and looked at the wall that was opened: "Unfortunately, they died before using this passage."

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Compared with the overly eye-catching helicopter, Tony came to this town in a dilapidated second-hand car.

Their cars have all been replaced with cheap and unobtrusive Volkswagen models, and the primary purpose of this operation is concealment, not Iron Man with a helicopter and cannon.

Behind Tony was Steve in sportswear. It is said that he wanted to wear a suit to add to the atmosphere of formal negotiations when he came. However, Natasha stared at his pink shirt for a long time without saying a word. He stripped off his black suit and threw it into the trash can.

Therefore, the captain of the American Civil Service, who was a little poor and paid a salary, could not change his clothes as the richest man did. He dug out his sportswear from the closet and followed him like this.

Due to the harm caused by the last independent action, Captain Chicken Soup lost his right to speak in the team action, which was very embarrassing.

Tony pushed open the door of the convenience store. Even though the richest man was wearing a third-rate suit, he had his own aura. The convenience store clerk was taken aback.

Tony took out the photo in his hand and squeezed out a stiff smile: "Have you seen this person?"

The convenience store clerk instantly felt the pride of being questioned by the police and being a witness.

However, this pride was instantly overwhelmed by the fanboy's passion: "Hey! Are you that Tony Stark! You are Iron Man... Oh my God, you are Mr. Stark!"

Tony who encountered the same situation twice: "...Have you seen it?"

The clerk slapped his head and said, "Oh! Is that the weird one who brought the diaper over for the night?"

As a father, Tony was stunned almost instantly as if struck by lightning, and it took a long time to recover: "... □□?"

Clerk: "Yes, he also bought condoms, lubricating oil, lipstick, and tampons!"

Steve covered his head: "Tony, you believe me, Barnes would never do something like that."

Tony gritted his teeth, and said word by word in a very low and threatening tone: "If he dares, I will blow his head out once, twice, three times, ten thousand times."

Steve is at a loss for what to do in this situation, and it takes him a while to come up with his justification: "...for the Winter Soldier, he probably doesn't even know what those things are for. Tony, he just An agent who's been brainwashed by Hydra, and Hydra won't teach him these things..."

The convenience store clerk continued to add to the chaos: "How can such a strange woman have a girlfriend? Why don't I?? His girlfriend is still so young, do you think girls are all blind now?"

Tony turned his head sharply, and punched the table in front of him fiercely. The wooden table cracked at a speed visible to the naked eye, making a miserable sound.

Tony gritted his teeth: "That's not his girlfriend."

The convenience store clerk was taken aback, obviously being murdered by an idol made him very heartbroken, so he held his injured heart twice and said, "Yes, I know, he said it was him. I also think that little girl is blind..."

Tony clenched his fists and slammed the table in front of him: "If you dare to say another word, I'll make you blind."

Stubborn old Steve rubbed his forehead with a headache, and asked in as kind a tone as possible: "Then you know why he bought... um..."

Saying that word seemed to be difficult for him.

Steve stammered, "Why did you buy that condom and that oil?"

The convenience store clerk obviously has his heart completely broken into dross: "Because he said he wanted something that girls don't want to use every month but must. I asked him what it was and he said he didn't know, so I put I recommend him everything I know..."

Tony bit and walked out without saying a word.

Steve breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that Barnes would not do anything excessive.

The convenience store clerk who was so frightened and hid in the corner carefully: "...will you pay for my table?"

Steve, who couldn't afford a second suit himself: "..."

He looked out the door, and found that the richest man who smashed the table and refused to pay the money had already gotten into the car, stepped on the accelerator, and actually drove a second-hand car like a top sports car.

Steve paid with pain in his pocket: "...do you know where they live?"

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A narrow room full of old blood stains, a cold room where people lived for a while, a messy room.

Tony stood in the empty room, trying to find the last message.

Steve jumped down from the top, chased him and tried to explain: "Barnes bought those things because he is stupid, he doesn't understand a lot of things, so he copied Adele's request , the things he bought may be different from what he really wants to buy, Tony, you believe me, he will never do anything excessive to Adele."

Tony turned his head and looked at him indifferently: "Why do you always defend him?"

"It's not his fault. He doesn't remember anything. He was forced. Have you thought about my daughter?"

He gritted his teeth, and his voice was almost frighteningly low, and the words came out of his teeth: "Have you ever thought that she is just a girl who just graduated from high school? If there are any robbers, Drag a girl into the shadows and knock her unconscious in front of you, and you're going to sit back and watch? And she's so small, so small, you know she just came of age last week?"

"Is it because he is Barnes that you are extra tolerant to him to such an extent?"

Tony took a step back and distanced himself from him, as if there was an invisible wall in front of you.

"I am very disappointed in you, Mister Rogers."

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