When a superhero becomes a stickman

Jarvis' voice became indistinct in the cold morning wind: "Miss Adele, my contact with my husband has been cut off, and I have been separated from the overall data. Perhaps this part of memory cannot be stored in my program. inside."

Adele: "Huh? Why?"

Barnes, who was sitting in front of the motorcycle, said coldly without looking back, "Shut up."

Adele quickly kept silent, waiting for Jarvis' answer.

After checking for a long time, Jarvis said: "The place we are going to has no communication signal. My search function can still be used, but I can't see all the news that appeared today."

Adele felt a little scared.

In this way, she couldn't even tell Tony the location.

Winter Soldier's evasion ability is very strong, who knows when Tony, who is arguing with Steve, will find her.

Adele spent almost a whole morning in this cold wind, and then spent a whole noon under the sun, before she was able to settle down at night.

They came to a lake.

...Adele was almost killed by the temperature difference along the way, and she didn't even know where she was.

Wade: "You may not believe it, but we have started experimenting again. I watched a woman two days ago, and found that she can turn the surface of her body into diamonds and spread them all over the place. , now those guys seem to be trying to put diamonds on me."

Adele: "...It's good, you can pay someone to listen to your nonsense in the future."

Wade was obviously a little lonely: "That's right, but they gagged me, which doesn't feel good to me at all."

Adele followed Barnes into the dilapidated wooden house by the lake and thought, if she could also gag Wade's mouth, it would make her feel good.

Seeing that she hadn't spoken for a long time, Wade suddenly said angrily after waiting for a while: "Hey! Are you thinking about my mouth being sewn shut in your head? Are you happy? Ah?!"

Adele: "..."

Hmm... She felt very happy.

Can't tell that little lip, it'll be so sad it'll drool.

...Thinking about it this way, there is an inexplicable sense of nausea and cuteness appearing at the same time?

…It’s just that I feel sorry for Jarvis. It must be a miserable memory when a program has to rub the saliva in other people’s mouths. I hope he can choose to delete this annoying memory on his own...

The two walked into the wooden house and found a serious problem: Not only was the roof above the house missing a large part, it would leak, but there was also a human-shaped hole in the wall next to it for some unknown reason, and the air leakage was extremely serious.

Adele looked at the huge human-shaped vacancy, and thought that she didn't want to know whose body smashed it out, maybe it was just that the Winter Soldier was too lazy to walk through the door one day, so he just bumped out of the wall?

...The custom-made personal door is very good.

Barnes obviously noticed this problem, he didn't say much, he just turned around and left, probably looking for something to fix this... human-shaped door?

Adele didn't know, anyway, he never told himself what he wanted to do.

If only I could read minds like the professor, just pry open the Winter Soldier's head to see what he's thinking—maybe he doesn't think about anything, that's not good.

Of course it can also open Wade's head?So his mouth can be sewn shut and never need to be opened?

But who knows if the professor will scold her when he looks at Wade's head, maybe it's full of swear words and barrage orz...

Adele found a corner in the room and squatted down. She put the coat Barnes gave her on her head and shrunk it, which was more warm.

So, when Barnes came back, he saw a gray... ball huddled in the corner?

Barnes threw the firewood in his hand to the ground, making a loud roar, and the ball in the corner trembled.

Barnes thought it was kind of fun...

He stretched out his hand again and knocked on the wall, and as expected the ball trembled again.

...is it fun?

So, Barnes, who thought it was fun, kept knocking on the wall with a stiff expression, and the successive loud noises caught the attention of the gray and fluffy ball in the corner. After the gray and oily coat moved , a small head came out, only showing a pair of timid eyes and looked at what he was doing.

The beautiful eyes glanced at him blankly, blinked, and did not move.

……

A scene suddenly appeared in Barnes' mind.

groundhog.

Hmmm...a groundhog out of its hole?

After a quick glance, Adele immediately got into her fleece coat again, and continued to shrink into a fluffy gray ball, ignoring him.

Barnes: "..."

Drilling back to the ground is quite fast?

He suddenly thought, if he continued to knock a few times, would the groundhog come out of the hole?

Just as he was about to knock on the panel again, the one next to him creaked and cracked.

Then the whole board shattered with a crash, and there was another hole in need of patching.

Barnes: "..."

He doesn't want to rebuild a house to live in yet.

Forget it, let the groundhog shrink into the ball and play with itself.

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Adele wrapped in a coat was very cold. After she shivered for a while, she took advantage of the blind spot of Barnes' vision and began to delve into the only thing that could be used on her body - lipstick.

There are two, one is the inferior lipstick that Barnes bought from the convenience store that day, and the other is the pink lip gloss that he brought.

There is something wrong with the world in front of Adele. Because she has been wearing goggles for a long time, the world she can see now has begun to shake, just like a broken screen, constantly switching between black and white and color.

Adele is obviously a little lost. Once she sees the world of stick figures, she has to rely on subtitles to identify her situation again, which is not good for her who is being robbed.

However, after the world in front of me shook for a while, the screen went completely black.

Adele got out of her clothes and looked outside, the world turned into a black and white stick figure for one moment.

...orz, the stickman in front of him with a huge arm, looking at her with wide eyes? (Pugeyes are bigger than usual)

...or is it because Barnes is handsome that he has big eyes?

【Winter Soldier looked curiously at the marmot in front of him, and saw her get out of the heavy coat again, looking at him with a pair of beautiful eyes with a timid expression, and suddenly felt that the mouse was with him. There is a certain difference between the rats seen in the prison. 】

Adele: "..."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What the hell are mice and marmots!

[Seeing that Barnes, who is used to the groundhog, continued to arrange the boards and nails, and went to repair the wall. 】

Adele: "..."

She has to walk around here, maybe the subtitle gentleman will give her a hint.

Adele put the heavy clothes on her body, looked at Barnes who was busy, and walked out of the room cautiously.

She took a few steps outside, trying her best to ignore the line in front of her 【Marmots don't get lost, so it's okay. 】The font.

……

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻You are the groundhog, and your whole family is groundhog!

She walked to the dead corner of Barnes's perspective, wanted to take out the lipstick in her pocket, and tried to draw something on the ground.

However, after groping for a long time, she forgot to put the two lipsticks there just now. She was a little nervous for a while, feeling around, and suddenly found that she was looking for something in the thick coat Barnes threw to her. She couldn't find it, but she felt a very thin thing lying quietly in the deepest part of her pocket.

a pen.

Adele almost screamed in surprise.

She glanced back at Barnes who was busy repairing the wall, quickly drew a fairly neat rectangle on the ground, and waited quietly for the thing to conjure up.

She will be able to escape back to New York soon, and Barnes must have never imagined that she would escape in such a weird way hahahahahaha.

Adele frowned and stared at the ground, only to find that there was no movement for a long time.

She looked back at Barnes nervously, and found that Barnes obviously noticed the abnormality in her expression and walked over.

... Adele didn't want to have his neck broken by him yet, so she looked anxiously at the ground.

As soon as she stretched out her hand, she lifted up the huge rectangle on the ground, and she waited expectantly for the door leading to New York below...

Hey, this door is a little heavy.

Barnes, tools in hand, stood beside her. "Where did you get this board?"

He said, lifting the board from the ground and shaking it in front of his eyes: "It's exactly what we need."

Adele was so sad that she wanted to cry.

What about any door?

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A basement room in the suburbs of New York City.

The blood-soaked house took on an eerie atmosphere.

Natasha said without raising her head while looking for clues in the house: "The information shows that Adele and Barnes did not go out after entering here. If you want to determine where they left, you can only look for clues from here. "

Tony sat anxiously on the sofa not far away, looking at the busy agents in the narrow room: "Did you find it?"

Natasha raised her head helplessly. The ugly rabbit was still pinned to her waist, which was extremely inconsistent with her all-black agent uniform: "I found a lot of clues, but they were all about the previous owner of the house. They are Scientists from the former Soviet Union fled to the United States after being hunted down by Hydra, but unexpectedly they were silenced here."

She said, looking at the ground with no trace: "Barnes was very cautious, and nothing was left."

Tony frowned: "Then where does Adele live?"

Natasha obviously got stuck for a while before answering: "The room next door, where Steve is checking, only found a few hairs of hers falling on the pillow."

Tony stood up abruptly and walked towards the room where the picture of the dead girl hung.

Due to emotional issues, everyone agreed to prohibit Tony from participating in the search process so as not to destroy the evidence, so he just stood not far from the door and asked, "Did you find anything?"

Steve stood up quickly: "It's nothing, everything here belongs to others, nothing left by Adele."

Tony's eyes keenly caught the things that were thrown not far from the bed that he had heard in the convenience store before, and his eyes became sharper.

Steve looked at the pile of unexplainable things, put his hand on his forehead and said helplessly, "He bought Adele a donut for breakfast."

Tony walked in and found that Steve had been deliberately standing on the edge of the bed to prevent him from approaching. He frowned, walked over abruptly, and stretched out his hand to lift the quilt on the bed.

Tony frowned: "Is she hurt?" He finished speaking, and asked him in a lower and hoarse voice, "Or something happened that you promised me wouldn't happen?"

Steve opened his mouth, trying to save him, but found he didn't know what to say.

At least he could tell from Tony's dark and terrifying eyes that a storm was coming.

...At least peace negotiations are out of the question.

The author has something to say: Dear!I said around nine o'clock, it was around nine o'clock!

Because sometimes Jinjiang draws back, once the chapter is drawn, the family is gone! !

So I might release it sooner or later orz...