[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Every once in a while since the first call before the night watch, Joward has received a call from the Batcave.

... He has not yet reacted from the shock of "I treat you as a tree hole, but I didn't expect that behind the tree hole is the real master".

what happened? ?

Does the old communication channel still work?

Then the pile of things he babbled and sent to the bat tree cave...

Fuck, this is too shameful...

Only Wonder Girl was there in the attic. She saw her little blue-eyed sweetheart, and after answering the phone, she buried her head in the quilt.

In addition to "hmm" in the mouth, it is "ok", like a little ostrich.

She couldn't help flying to Joe Ward's shoulder, and stretched out her ears curiously to see which wild man was calling little Joe.

As soon as she heard it, she knew it.

Wonder Girl Ball: "...hehe."

Unbelievable, big bat!

You have today too!

Batman's phone is as sharp as he is.

Generally, if you don't teach him how to make potions and belts, you can end a call with just a few sentences.

As soon as he spoke in a deep bat voice, Joe Ward became cowardly. The man whispered "um" and "understand" everything he said, like a good baby of a bat family.

Not to mention taking the initiative to ask about being carried to bed that day, and almost being eaten up.

Listening to Wonder Girl Ball, she felt uncomfortable.

She flew to the bedside table and took a pen to write on the paper in Balloon.

[Present him your request. ]

When she was done, she held it over her head for Joward to see.

Joe Ward scratched his head, still saying "hmm ok".

So Wonder Woman shook the paper, her expression became more serious.

Joe Ward protected the microphone: "...then... you should go to bed early."

Wonder Woman sighed.

The golden lasso flew out and wrapped around Joward's little finger very gently.

Joward out of the blue: "—I, I want you to call me every day..."

Batman: "...?"

Joe Ward: "Didn't everyone agree when the first team took a group photo that no matter what happens in the future, we will always keep in touch? Especially the communication channel, why couldn't you give me a reply at that time?" What? I sent you hundreds, thousands of messages... Even if you can reply with 'received', I will be very happy..."

Batman: "..."

Joe Ward: "Sometimes I don't understand why you are angry - do you remember before, I want you to help me, update the ball dictionary on your phone, you just said coldly to find meringue... …the other time when I was sick and sick, Meringue kindly took care of me, and you told me to sleep on his chest until the end of the world or something…”

Batman: "...cough."

Joe Ward: "I know I can't fight well, and I'm a slow learner, but I've worked hard to catch up with you, and I don't want to cause you trouble...Why didn't you come to see me after I was discharged from the hospital for so long? ? I only saw it once in the temple, and then suddenly you said you...your me...uh no, don't tell me!"

... what is he doing!

He was actually talking about Zhenglian bosses!

Even if the little doctor was whining, his voice was soft and soft.

She didn't have the courage to calculate the general account at all, but seemed to be coquettish with a man in a whisper.

But he was still frightened by the inexplicable amount of words he uttered, and immediately hung up the phone.

After losing his mobile phone, he got into bed like an ostrich, pouting his ass again.

Wonder Woman quietly took back her mantra lasso, took her own communication tool, and sent a message to Batcave.

Wonder Girl Ball: [Hit back, now :)]

Joe Ward's phone is buzzing.

It rang again and again, until the third time, it stopped.

The big bat, who was inexplicably attacked by his little boy, silently watched the news on the screen of the bat cave.

Wonder Girl Ball: [Hit.back.Come. ]

Wonder Girl Ball: [Continued.continued.beat. ]

Wonder Girl Ball: [I can't get through his phone tonight, next time I see you, I will tie you both up with a mantra lasso:)]

Batman: "..."

Joward was still pretending to be an ostrich, and Wonder Woman had dragged his phone under the covers and pressed it against his head.

The earpiece was attached very close, and the man's voice almost poured into the ear, itching and burning.

Joe Ward closed his eyes and dared not make a sound, only listening to the voice of the bat saying hoarsely and lowly:

"I never thought you were doing badly."

Then why are you always hot and cold?

Joward thought silently.

Batman: "Seeing you depend on other men makes me angry. Sorry, it's my fault."

His tone was calm and natural.

After finishing speaking, he just said good night to him lightly, and then hung up the phone.

Only Joward was huddled under the blanket, and the more he thought about it, the hotter his head became, and the more he thought about it, the redder his face became.

Thinking of the end, I feel dry all over.

He was so dry that he had to blush and get out of the quilt to breathe.

As soon as he got out, he saw Wonder Girl Ball standing on the quilt, looking relieved and tired, looking at him with a lasso and a mobile phone.

... Fortunately, she has worked with Bat for many years, and knows that this guy is either really low in EQ, or just so arrogant that people want to beat him up.

She looked down at her communication tool, the message she just sent to the bat was still on it: [Tell the truth, or I will catch you :)]

In the future, she shouldn't have to keep pressing their heads like this...

Wonder Girl Ball is a bit desperate.

She almost imagined that when baby Qiao Qiao was really with the big bat, she sent messages to the big bat to threaten and lure him, and at the same time wrote ball language to baby Joe to remind him how to answer...

Falling in love with yourself, the art of fighting with your left and right hands?

Joward was so dizzy by the big bat's words, he crawled downstairs to find a glass of cold water.

When he passed the bathroom, he heard a little sound of water inside, so he quietly put his head in to have a look.

Neptune Ball and Thor Ball are inside.

One was flying in the air with a bird's beak mask, and the other was brushing with a brush.

They washed very carefully.

Two mythical heroes whose body shape can break through the ceiling, holding detergent and brushes, wash inch by inch silently.

Joe Ward still insisted on wearing a bird's beak mask to go out to do the task.

Although he hasn't been smashed with a milk carton in the past few days, his job is medical rescue, so he will inevitably get blood on his head and face.

But these two balls, he remembered that they always laughed at him and asked him to wear cat ears...

Joe Ward lay on the door and watched silently, watching them as a little one, washing the masks and uniforms, then wringing them out with difficulty, and then hanging them on the hangers.

Looking back, I saw Joe Ward in the crack of the door.

Thor Ball: "..."

Neptune Ball: "..."

Lei Shenqiu quickly took out the communication tool and taunted him: [Look who is coming!Our big hero - little stupid bird! ]

Haiwangqiu crossed his arms and turned away from looking at him.

Joe Ward: "..."

Wonder Ball smiled and swiped the two balls away with a wave of the lasso: "Go away, boys."

Since the first battle of Brainiac, the topic of #Heroes Return has been firmly stationed at No.1 on the Twitter topic list.

But recently, there have been some discussions about new heroes in the topic.

Shaw: "Does anyone know what this beak hero is doing [picture]"

Harn: "I don't know, wow...Renaissance? Isn't this mask the one from the time of the Black Death? It's so scary."

Samantha: "I heard from the neighbor's uncle's daughter that he was dispatched with other superheroes, but he was not a fighting type, he seemed to be a medical staff."

Darren: "Non-combat? Suck."

Lance: "On the contrary, I think he filled the vacancy of superheroes. Superheroes, especially the superheroes, are amazing in battle. They may only care about the enemy on the opposite side. Who will take care of the wounded and unable to retreat on the battlefield? What about ordinary people?"

Bunn: "But he still can't fight, Suck."

Vi: "The mask is also very strange. In the school shooting case not long ago, my children were scared to cry by him."

April: "Do I think he's fine? He's just like those superheroes, he's saving people. I saw him at close range once, and he was giving first aid to the wounded while saying in his ear, 'Come on, you can Get over it' and sing to the wounded. His voice is so young and gentle."

Machi: "Yeah, it's just you. I like watching superhero fights, cool! Who the hell cares about a guy who can only push a stretcher."

April: "You're pissing me off, Dude. You guys wait, I'm going to create an account now. How about 'Rare Little White Bird Conservation Association'?"

Joe Ward didn't know that someone was already building a support club for him on Twitter.

All he knew was that the Nata ball he had just received was ruthlessly snatched away by Uncle Tony...

Joe Ward: "..."

The empty shell armor held the Nata ball and flew away from the origin.

With the heavy Thor ball in his pocket, Joward was at a loss.

why is it like this……

Nataqiu was still in a coma, he didn't even have time to say hello...

The Thor ball was whizzing and charging his phone again.

Jowardra opened his pocket to look at him, and asked quietly:

"Sol, will you be picked up too? For example, your relatives...can you say hello to me before you leave?"

Thor's peasy eyes trembled violently, and the whole ball froze into a ball of ice.

Most superheroes have no relatives, or have lost parents.

Seeing his reaction, Joe Ward thought he had poked a sore spot, and quickly apologized to him:

"I'm sorry, Saul."

He returned to the clinic with a lump of ice hockey in his arms, and made him hot soup to drink.

Lei Shenqiu didn't drink, just opened his small mouth, holding the toy bowl in a daze.

Joe Ward was helpless, took a small spoon, fed him soup, and tore a tissue to wipe his mouth.

Haiwangqiu came back after a hearty swim in the bathtub. As soon as he got out of the bathroom, he saw the little squeamish looking like a married woman. He thought that the prince of Asgard was ordering him again, so he said to Thorqiu angrily: "You No hands?"

Thor Ball: 0 mouths 0...

Thor Ball: "...I've been so comfortable this month, I just remembered a big trouble - my brother, Dude!"

Haiwangqiu: "What's wrong with your brother. I also have a brother."

Thor Ball: "He's the type who is good at making things happen..."

Haiwangqiu: "So what. My brother is also very good at making trouble."

Thor Ball: "...Then what do you do?"

Haiwangqiu: "Hit. Hit it once, until he calls mother."

Thor Ball: "..."

Are you people of Atlantis so rough? ? ?