[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Tony Stark is annoying.

He was so annoyed that he didn't even want to eat the cheeseburgers sold downstairs in the Stark Building, and he was fed by clear noodles these days.

Then he saw Captain America entering the door with a new shield.It's even more annoying.

After stepping on a jio-filled condom at Wayne's house, he put on MK-209—aka Anti-Bat's all pn armor the next day, and stood in front of people's door early in the morning, planning to talk to Bruce · Wayne "talk".

The "heart-to-heart" (physical meaning) kind.

But after several days of guarding, he didn't even get the bat out.

In particular, Bat's night patrol time is greatly shortened, he can't catch anyone, and there is only one Robin wandering around in Gotham.

This is not right.

No matter how many complaints he has about bats in his heart, he will not doubt the status of Gotham in the hearts of bats.

If you want him not to watch at night, unless he dies, it's that simple.

Tony was full of doubts and couldn't catch anyone, so he had to reply to the United Base to consider countermeasures.

The loyal housekeeper was reporting Qiao Bao's situation to him, saying that Qiao Bao had put on a dumb beak mask and was busy flying around doing tasks.

Then at this time, the US team came back.

As soon as Tony saw him, he held his forehead and sighed: "Cap, I'm sorry for you Cap."

Captain America: "?"

The gentle and upright blue soldier, just finished the mission of S.H.I.E.L.D., put down the new shield and went to get a bottle of water to drink.

He had a bottle in his hand, and he hadn't forgotten to toss a bottle to Tony, who looked devastated.

Tony didn't answer, just sighed: "If it wasn't for me, you should be with Qiao Bao by now."

Captain America spat out a mouthful of water.

He wiped his mouth with the palm of his hand, and his face, which always gave people a sense of security and confidence, looked a little embarrassed like a schoolboy:

"Tony, what are you talking about?"

Tony: "Eon, I'm just Qiao Bao's Uncle Tony, not your uncle, okay? Don't come to me for teenage love counseling. If you have anything to say, let's talk about it."

Captain America gulped down half a bottle of water, and finally cooled down the heat on his face. Then he pretended to be calm and said:

"It's not all your fault. I don't think it's appropriate myself."

Tony: "Right, look, you know it's not suitable. Even if some people know it's not suitable, they still rush forward. The old house is on fire, and you can't stop it."

Captain America thought he was talking about the little spider, adjusted his posture and leaned against the table, and folded his arms in disapproval:

"Maybe you weren't very optimistic at the beginning, but the two of them will grow up slowly, maybe they will become a very suitable pair?"

Tony looked at him with wide eyes as if he had seen a monster.

Tony: "Growth what? Hey Cap, do you think I'm just saying it's inappropriate to be in a relationship?"

Captain America: "Otherwise?"

Tony: "We're superheroes, man!"

As he spoke, he became excited, stood up from his chair, and knocked on the table loudly.

Captain America frowned: "I still don't understand."

Tony: "Let me ask you, when did you ever see Qiao Bao say 'No' to us? No matter what request he would just nod, and then try his best to do it; although we have never had it, once there is friction, He will always be the one who compromises! Do you know why? Just because we are superheroes! The most admired object of Qiao Bao!"

He knew this truth from the beginning, so when the first team was just established, the position he placed for himself was also accurate.

Tony Stark was originally an insight into the world, and he thought that the bat most similar to him would also understand.

How did he know that the bat hides so deep and strikes so fast, when he was still guarding the cub around like an old man, the other big bat he thought was the "old father" actually took his little one away. sugar bag!

In the eyes of him—a playboy who is a bit overprotective of the little sugar bag and has rich love experience, this is not courtship, but abduction!

The more Tony thought about it, the more angry he became, he turned around twice on the spot with his arms akimbo, and put his fingers heavily on the table:

"I'm putting my words here today. I think every one of our superheroes, no matter whether it's the first team or the second team, is not suitable for Qiao Bao."

A faint vertical mark appeared between Captain America's handsome brows:

"Don't be too arbitrary, Stark. I don't think our superheroes are worse than ordinary people. Rather, it's the opposite. Those who can choose to be heroes must be strong and determined in their hearts."

Tony: "Let me give an example. Qiao Bao fell in love with an ordinary person. They were sweet and tired of being together for a long time. One day, Qiao Bao's partner peeped at another beautiful boy. At this time, Qiao Bao had a choice: he You can give the other party a punch and forgive him, or you can give the other party a punch and leave without returning. This is the most relaxed look of love: two people are equal in status, and it is a two-way choice. Naturally, they can get together and part ways."

Tony: "But if——if Qiao Bao chooses such a person, a powerful and controlling superhero whom he admires, a person who has already left an indelible mark on his life, he can always turn back without hesitation. A man who gave his life; one day when he told Qiao Bao that he was having an affair with another beautiful boy in order to maintain his other identity, for his city and its people, do you know what Qiao Bao would do?"

Tony: "He didn't have a choice! 'Okay! I love you, you must be right!' That's all he'd say, and run home by himself crying - God damn it! I just want Qiao Bao to at least be in the A little more ego in the relationship, why is it so difficult? He gave us almost nothing, and gave us everything; if he gave love, he would have nothing left!"

The US team was silent for a long time, and finally said: "You think too much."

Tony: "Oh, really?"

He had a messy fit, and now he seemed to be suddenly tired, and fell back on the chair again.

Never before had he needed Natasha more than he did now—God, come on Natasha and save his baby, he's dying of heartburn.

Captain America looked preoccupied.

After wiping his shield, he didn't want to stay in the same space with an angry Stark anymore, so he picked up his mask and prepared to push the door to leave.

Tony leaned his head back on the chair and asked him suddenly: "Captain, if Qiao Bao confessed to you one day, what would you do?"

Captain America paused when he pushed the door open.

"I'll probably live with him," he said, "and retire in due course."

Tony's squeaking computer chair stopped moving.

He stared at the back of the blond man's head.

Captain America: "The retirement I'm talking about doesn't mean leaving S.H.I.E.L.D. completely, but the proportion of time allocation is different-if there is an event that endangers the whole world, I will still..."

Tony: "I get it, I get it."

After a pause, he whispered, "Remember what I said today, Captain."

……

When he left Stark Tower and returned to his empty little apartment, Steve was still thinking about Tony's words.

He pretended to be a century-old ice lolly who was ignorant of the world, but he could actually understand Tony's words.

Just like the last time he almost lost control and confessed to Xiao Qiao.

He could even imagine Xiao Qiao's next reaction:

The blue eyes that were red from crying were dazed for a moment, and then slowly lifted up;

She stared blankly at him for a long time to make sure he wasn't joking.

Then Joe would say, "If you wish... yes, Captain."

He'd stopped then, precisely because he sensed what Little Joe wanted from them.

If it wasn't because Peter was underage and Joe didn't know how to respond, maybe when Peter confessed for the first time, Joe Ward would hold his hand in a daze.

He kissed the little doctor's wet long eyelashes, and his moral standards were shaking in his heart.

But in the end he stood still.

This is not fair to Xiao Qiao.

he thought.

Xiao Qiao's experience made him want to rely on and be close to superheroes so much, even if he got a little warmth and a little light.

On the day he was just discharged from the hospital, Captain America hugged this little crying bag and coaxed him for a long time. Although Xiao Qiao didn't say anything, in his wronged blue eyes, it was clearly written "I thought you didn't want me anymore..."

These superheroes have all grown up in the pain that tore their hearts.

Everyone has a gurgling blood hole in their hearts, and they don't tell anyone, just grit their teeth and laugh, fight, and bring their best to this world.

Therefore, Xiao Qiao's character of being so soft that he dare not hurt anyone, in a sense, will attract them to approach.

When the exhausted hero returned home after the battle, a milky and soft little doctor came over, asked softly about today's battle, and carefully and gently bandaged the wound——

Every bad day seems to brighten up.

The man with blond hair and blue eyes fell onto his sofa, his long legs curled up, and he stepped on the empty coffee table.

His apartment was bought for him by S.H.I.E.L.D., and he seldom lives here, whether it was a year ago or now.

He is always a soldier on the battlefield.

Every time he opened his eyes, he was either on the plane going to the battlefield or in the rain of bullets.

Now, he finally had some personal time, leaning on the sofa, quietly thinking about the lucid dreams he occasionally had this year.

He dreamed that he came home exhausted and bloody, and smelled creamy soup.

Two dogs, wagging their tails, ran to and fro at his feet;

The cats took a nap on the sofa, turned over when they heard the door, stretched their fleshy paws, and continued to snore and sleep.

The fair-skinned young man who couldn't see his face kicked a pair of cotton slippers and ran over.

They hugged on the porch, which was more crowded and human than the apartment now, the tall man lifted his feet off the ground, his chest muscles squeezed the sweet little sugar bag dangling.

He had a cat on his lap and was having dinner with the youth in his dream.

They do the dishes side by side and watch TV on an undersized sofa.

The cat walked around on his belly.

After taking a bath, he hugged the milky little sugar bag to the bed and kissed him very tenderly.

Sometimes they make love, sometimes they don't.

His need was not strong, but he just wanted to hug him and fall asleep, watching the young man buried in his arms talking, watching him slowly sleepy, his beautiful blue eyes closing.Then he kissed the top of each other's hair and fell into a deep sleep.

Captain America rarely had this dream, and most of it happened when he returned to this apartment.

Occasionally, when he woke up from his bed, he would subconsciously reach out and fish for it, but it was empty.

He is not so eager to start a relationship, because he is slow and gentle.

Especially when he woke up from the ice, all the old things were far away from him, and he never wanted anything again.

The man turned off the light and fell asleep on the sofa.

He dreamed that on the battlefield many years ago, the window of that ordinary farmer cast a warm orange square on the snow.

The orange square projected a new dream, so the milky-skinned young man kicked off his plush slippers again and climbed onto his sofa.

A warm mass squeezed into his arms.

And then the tired blue soldier realized what Little Joe really meant to him.

……

Joward felt that the most popular person in the Avengers must be the Black Widow...

Because a few days later, when he finished his mission and returned to the origin, he found a beautiful red-haired and black-clothed agent lying under the signal transmitter... Ball, Tony's phone call came in almost after him.

Tony: "Hold on baby and I'll pick her up right away! Oh Natasha Natasha (broken thoughts)... God I believe in God again I'm going to church this weekend (broken thoughts)... ..."

Joward: "???"

The author has something to say: In fact, the beak mask is really not so poking 2333

Mainly because the epidemic doctor in Xiao Qiao's eyes is different from that of others (.

Station B: 14711141 ← The little angel of the epidemic doctor in Xiao Qiao's eyes hahaha (don't brush Qiao Qiao...