[Comprehensive British and American] Chaoying Pet Shop

Nata Ball is a small one, sitting in the palm of the little clumsy robot.

In front of her, a handsome man with a delicate mustache is passionately drawing a strategic distribution map on a small blackboard.

There is a small white bird in the center of the distribution map, with its wings curled up, looking dull;

The closest thing to the little white bird is a black bat with red eyes, which is painted ugly and fat.

Tony spit in his speech: "...so our task at this stage... Constructive strategic cooperation... Do everything possible to save the target..."

Nataball thought to herself, MD, these stupid men.

Her head was still wrapped in gauze, and she was like a ball when she woke up.

Then he was robbed by Stark and talked about constructive strategic cooperation all afternoon.

Nata Ball: She's just a ball, it shouldn't be.

Nata Ball: "Sunisgettingreallow."

Tony: "Oh! Yes." He looked out the window, "The sun is going to set."

Nataball: "..."

Tony: "Wait, is that your mouth fetish? Hey, as an aside, how much psychological shadow has the Hulk caused you? Turned into a ball and you are still putting him to sleep-OK, OK, I Let’s not talk about it, let’s continue to talk about constructive strategic cooperation.”

"The sun is getting lower and lower" - a code word that only some members of the Avengers know.

When the Hulk goes berserk, this sentence can effectively appease his bad temper.

For a long time, S.H.I.E.L.D. threw the Hulk into the care of Black Widow, so that she even had this code word in her dreams.

Nataball closed her eyes.

She decided to give this mustache a naked twist after she recovered her body, until his parents didn't recognize him.

Tony saw her disdain, spread his hands and said:

"Hey, we men don't only worry about our baby's feelings, okay? I'm more or less doing business—with all due respect, the only one in the first team doing business, me."

He threw a small disk in front of Nataball.

The disk is very old, it looks like an old thing from the 90s, in this era, it can basically be called an antique.

Tony: "The thing copied from Qiaobao's head by the bat using his nanotechnology should be the key to cracking the fifth dimension. I can't say it's 'alive' because Jarvis said it has been in a dormant state; I also It cannot be connected to the Internet, because this thing has the ability to completely destroy the information network of the three-dimensional world."

Nataball: "Sunisgettingr..."

Tony: "Reallow. Your mouth is too long, Nat, longer than 'BecauseIamBatman', I suggest you start learning ball language quickly. Here, here, the little dictionary I used, I still keep it, take it out from time to time Touch it."

Nataball: "..."

Tony Stark's unrecognizable straight man style of steel has more or less affected her impression of the little white bird.

Even if that "Qiao Bao" heard that Tony was going to send her back and found a tavern to hold a welcoming ceremony for herself, she still felt a little bad.

Joward: "Did Uncle Tony tell you about exchanging time? I've been doing missions for the past few days, and it's just enough to exchange 30 minutes for everyone in the second team."

With that said, he looked at the gauze on Nataball's head again:

"...Do you want me to bandage you again?"

The beautiful and glamorous red-haired female agent stood in front of the three heroes of the second team who were either gods or demigods. She tore off the gauze from her head and threw it into the trash can.

Zhenglian's secret tavern is closed and locked in the middle of the night, and it is only open for these few heroes who have rarely recovered their bodies.

Without showing any signs, Natasha looked at the new team she was about to join.

一个1米98的金毛傻大锤，一个1米93的凶悍海王，一个1米83的亚马逊女战神，站在一起气势汹汹像要打群架；

The brown-haired, blue-eyed, sweet and innocent little doctor stood in the middle, and there was a school bully gang who was aggressive and flattering people everywhere, mixed with the feeling of elementary school students...

Natasha: "..."

And Joe Ward has only seen this shrewd and courageous black widow in photos of the support club and on TV.

The feeling Natasha gave him was not as calm and friendly as his big sister Diana;

She was born as a Russian spy, and she has the sharpness of an unsheathed blade all over her body. In addition to her beautiful facial features and fiery red hair, she has a sense of temptation that is both charming and poisonous like a Medusa.

Seeing her calm expression, Joe Ward didn't seem too approachable, so he immediately dismissed the idea of ​​asking her for an autograph.

He felt that he should greet the new team member, hesitantly handed her a glass of fruit wine, and then was directly carried on the shoulder by the big Sea King.

Joward: "?! Hey!"

Arthur: "Leave women's business to women, and you come to us, boy."

He was vicious and tall, with arms as thick as Joward's calves, and he knocked the little doctor down on the high bar with a "bang", but he still remembered to pad his legs and buttocks.

Joward struggled to get down.

The golden-haired Sol in the back grinned, holding him with two thick arms and pressing him against the bar to keep him from moving.

No matter what Arthur did, his movements were extremely violent, which was very deterrent to a good boy like Joward.

He hooked the high stool over with one kick, slammed it on the ground, and sat in front of Joward's lap, staring straight at him with his golden eyes.

Joward reckoned that the two of them were going to bully him again, so he made two moves and subconsciously looked in Wonder Woman's direction.

Wonder Woman was turning her back, talking to Natasha.

He said weakly: "I'm going to tell Diana..."

Saul: "Aww. Little Jojo is going to sue Mommy again, isn't she?"

Joward was suddenly out of breath, struggled again, and choked out a sentence:

"I'm going to beat you!"

Arthur was still taking out his cell phone, but after hearing what he said, he put the cell phone back.

There was a little interest in the golden eyes, and he said:

"You fight. If he dares to fight back, I will help you."

Before he finished speaking, Joward punched Sol on the nose!

The blond Thor turned his back on his back, slammed into the wine cabinet behind the bar, covered his nose and shouted:

"How— dareyou! How dare you hit the king of Asgard, the son of Odin, on the nose! Oh gods, I have a nosebleed... Diana—Diana—!"

Wonder Woman's voice came from afar:

"What's your name Diana, don't bully Xiao Qiao!"

Sol said that he had a nosebleed, and Joe Ward, who was clenched in his fist, froze for a while, and looked carefully, but he didn't have any bleeding at all.

Arthur had a small knot stuck in the back of his head, and he was still laughing like a goose, but the little doctor kicked on his stomach as soon as he jioed.

Joe Ward, who was so angry that he became a puffer fish: "I let you bully me...!"

He was startled for a while, and then followed his strength and turned his whole body backwards.

The 1.9-meter tall man fell to the floor with a stool, and there was an earth-shattering sound.

Arthur rolled up all over the floor: "...fuck - my intestines are broken! Diana - you don't care, Diana -!"

Diana: "..."

Natasha: "..."

Diana didn't look back, and used alcohol to cover up her embarrassment: "You understand. Cough, Boys."

Natasha: "Hmm. Boys."

Joe Ward quickly climbed down to pursue the victory, grabbed the two bear balls and beat them up.

Thor and Aquaman can carry shells with their bodies alone, and Joward's small arms and legs hit them like raindrops.

But they still hide and beg for mercy, and their acting skills can be called Oscar winners.

It wasn't until Diana thought they were arguing and threw a whip on the ground that the fight was over.

So Joe Ward was thrown on the bar again.

Arthur rubbed the little doctor's messy brown hair, lifted a high stool and sat down in front of him, and showed him his mobile phone.

Arthur: "Look what this is."

Joward: "You two put me down! - Ah, what's this..."

He took the phone over.

On the screen of the phone, there is a newly established Twitter account called "Rare Little White Bird Conservation Association".

The account keeps pushing photos of him in a mask and cape.

There are snapshots, surveillance images, and videos, and some chatter from witnesses are forwarded.

Occasionally, a few sketches will be reposted. The painter should be the hero of the Zhenglian Reunion, but the little white bird will appear in the corner, so the protection association also forwarded it.

Joward: "...this is..."

As a Chaoying fan, I know it too well.

This is the prototype of the superhero official support club.

The little doctor sitting on the bar stopped struggling.

Carefully flip through the feeds in the account one by one, looking at those comments and reposts.

There wasn't much content, so he finished flipping through it quickly, and then pulled it to the top to see the number of fans, and happily showed it to Arthur:

"Look, I have 68 followers!"

Thor: "Oh. I think I have 7..."

He casually wanted to say more than 7 million, but was forced back by Haiwang's dark golden eyes.

Joward finished showing it to Arthur and Saul, and happily showed it to Diana:

"Look, my official fan club! There are 68 fans!"

Diana: "Oh baby."

She didn't answer the phone, put down her wine glass, and embraced their lucky boy in her arms.

Diana: "You've been doing great. More and more people will like you, okay?"

Joe Ward: "Okay! But I didn't expect that there would be as many as 68."

He flipped through it carefully, and then looked at the introduction of the "Rare Little White Bird Protection Association".

The introduction is very simple, just one sentence:

"As long as you want to be a little white bird, we are good friends."

Joward: ? ? ? ?