My cat has become a sperm

"Well......"

A strange numbness woke Yan Shuo from his sleep, and before he opened his eyes, the ups and downs brought by this strange numbness made him unconsciously slightly arch his legs and want to rub them.

dawdle?This seemingly familiar verb made Yan Shuo, who was still unconscious, pause. Where did he feel this kind of movement?Thinking about it carefully in a slightly chaotic mind, by the way, his cat likes to rub on him the most some time ago.

cat?Where is his cat?Yan Shuo was confused and wanted to open his eyes, but in the next second, he couldn't control himself trembling due to the excitement brought about by being fiddled with somewhere.Immediately afterwards, the next moment, Yan Shuo sat up suddenly from the bed, lifted the quilt vigorously, stared at between his legs like a ghost, and watched with sweat on his brow when his two paws were placed where they should not be placed. Mengmeng, whose voice was still hoarse after waking up and fluttering in a false alarm: "Mengmeng? What are you doing?"

Xu Miao looked at Yan Shuo with an innocent face: "I'm touching you." Xu Miao said, and touched it twice with his paws, giving Yan Shuo the on-the-spot manipulation of his behavior just now.

Following his movements, Yan Shuo almost instinctively became stronger and stronger. Seeing that Mengmeng was not enough to touch, he even stretched out his paws to pinch him. Suddenly, his eyes were sharp and his hands were bloody, so he picked him up and pulled him up. She crossed the quilt and looked at him with black lines all over her forehead: "Who taught you that!"

Xu Miao looked proud: "Before I came out, the Demon League taught us the human body structure, I know, but you haven't done this before, Shuo Shuo, are you in love today?"

Yan Shuo really didn't want to discuss this kind of issue with a demon, especially at such an embarrassing time, but he didn't want Mengmeng to have any incorrect understanding of this kind of thing, so he said: "This is not a hair Emotion is just a normal physical instinct of human beings, a manifestation of bodily functions, and does not belong to the category of estrus."

Xu Miao groaned, and thought for a while before saying, "So I don't need to touch you like this?"

Yan Shuo nodded: "No."

Xu Miao glanced at him suspiciously, pouted her lips and said dissatisfied: "But just now you looked very comfortable, and you obviously liked me to touch you. Is this also the implicit beauty of you humans?"

Who will tell him why, early in the morning, he wants to discuss the morning erection of human males with a demon.But thinking that Mengmeng will always cultivate as an adult in the future, it will inevitably happen again at that time. When I face Mengmeng in human form, I will explain this kind of embarrassment to him. Yan Shuo decided to start giving him health education classes now. , I don’t know if the Demon League has a complaint channel, why don’t they teach this group of ignorant and ignorant goblins a more detailed class, and teach them a half-knowledgeable one, so that they can embarrass them humans, okay?

Yan Shuo turned on the TV in the bedroom, searched for youth enlightenment education, asked Mengmeng to watch it obediently, and went to the bathroom to take a bath by himself. He always felt that if he didn't take a good bath, the feel of his hairy paws touching him seemed to be left. Same.

This morning, which made Yan Shuo's blood vessels explode, was spent in the narration commentary in the voice of the dean of training. Seeing Mengmeng watching seriously, he was eager to share his newly acquired knowledge with his friends. Yan Shuo Shuo fished him over: "No."

Xu Miao didn't understand, so: "Why not?"

Yan Shuo really wanted to say that this is personal privacy, and he couldn't tell everyone indiscriminately, but he thought of the frankness between the goblins, so he put it another way: "I'm your shit-shoveling officer, right?"

Xu Miao nodded, do you still need to ask such a thing? I have been a shit shovel officer for so long, although Yan Shuo has never let Yan Shuo shovel shit since he was exposed.

Yan Shuo said: "In a sense, I should be your private demon, right?"

Xu Miao nodded again. This is necessary. The partner is exclusive and unique. It must not be shared with other monsters. It is definitely owned by the private monster. If it weren’t for him who is still young and hasn’t cultivated to adulthood, he would have been on Yan Shuo’s body for a long time. Leaving your own breath, that is the real mark of everything, but it will be a matter of time, so it is not wrong for Yan Shuo to have such a cognition now.

Yan Shuo continued: "As for my personal privacy, should you keep it a secret and not let other monsters know about it casually, or do you want them to know all my privacy|privacy|secrets?"

Xu Miao shook her head again and again, this would not work, she subconsciously covered her mouth, and assured Yan Shuo: "Don't worry, Shuo Shuo, I won't tell others."

Yan Shuo touched his head: "That's good."

Xu Miao regretted for a second that he couldn't share the newly acquired knowledge with Tutu, but he couldn't help being happy when he thought of Shuo Shuo's secrets to him without reservation.

If Yan Shuo knew what Xu Miao was thinking, he would probably feel that there was nothing to say. He really wanted to keep the secret, but in this situation of sharing the same bed, how could he keep it? He didn’t know how this little thing could sleep. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep where you shouldn't be.

For several days in a row, Xu Miao woke up early and wanted to observe the secret of the excrement shovel officer, but it was a pity that Yan Shuo was strictly guarded, and he was taken out as soon as he got under the quilt, which is a pity.

When Xu Miao was trying to discuss the little secret between him and his "partner", one morning, Ye Li called him to borrow money.

Xu Miao had a lot of money, so he transferred it to Ye Li without saying a word, but unexpectedly, after the money was transferred, Ye Li cried and troubled his shit-shoveling officer to find someone.At night, Yan Shuo took Xu Miao to bring back Ye Li who was detained at the customs.

As soon as he got in the car, seeing Ye Li's exhausted and hopeless face, Xu Miao couldn't bear to ask what happened, but Yan Shuo glanced at him from the rearview mirror and said, "This is the first time , If you pay the fine, you won’t be able to keep the deposit, and it won’t affect your going abroad in the future, but if you want to be a purchasing agent in the future, you can’t take so many things in one go like this time.”

Thinking of what was taken away from him, Ye Li wanted to bite Pa Biao and tear up. Looking at Xu Miao who was looking at him in a daze, Ye Li sniffed his nose and forced the tears back, and said fiercely: "This time it's I don't have enough experience, I must learn a lesson! Don't worry, Mengmeng, I owe you the money, and I will pay you back when the new salary of the little mouse is in place!"

Xu Miao snorted: "I have a lot of money, it doesn't matter if you don't pay it back."

But he was really curious about what Yeli did. A group of people in uniform just looked so serious. When he followed Shuoshuo to find Yeli, many people were crying, and some almost started fighting. It was terrible.

Ye Li calmed down the grief of losing a large amount of money, and then told Xu Miao that because of bad reviews in his previous work, he had quarreled with customers and escalated into fights. Although the people on the food delivery platform came forward to help him reconcile, but he Also got fired.

Later, Ye Li saw that the business of purchasing agents in the circle of friends was booming. He bought and bought all kinds of things every day, and he could make money with all kinds of fun and delicious things when he went abroad. He thought that he still had a natural small space, although it was not big. Yes, but you can always bring extra.I happened to see a purchasing agent in the circle of friends posting in the circle of friends again, saying that if you want to take the road of purchasing as a purchasing agent, you only need tens of thousands of dollars, so you can bring it into the industry, and follow it once to learn about this industry.

To be on the safe side, Yeli, who has no experience, simply pays the tuition fee to learn. He first learns how to post on Moments, and then learns to understand the trend of purchasing agents. When the flight time is over, I will send various notices to Moments.Yeli still has a lot of friends on WeChat, and Yu Yan helped him promote it in the crew, and they gave Yu Yan face, and more or less added Yeli WeChat to place orders, so Yeli had to buy it for this flight. There are many things.

And the purchasing agent who took his money and said that he would take him into the business did bring him a lot of shopping in Korea, and also told him the secrets and precautions of the purchasing agent industry, and warned him that if he flies alone, no one will help him. To share the luggage, I would rather pay more for direct mail, if it is caught by the customs, it will not be worth it.But Yeli relied on his own small space, and he agreed to bring a box when some people asked him to bring a box. After the last packing, his small space was full and the suitcase exceeded.The purchasing agent also helped him share a little bit, but not much, and Ye Li took chances. Who knew, the customs had their sharp eyes on him and called him to the small room to open the box. Now the goods were gone. There is also a fine.

Xu Miao saw that Ye Li fell so badly in this line of work for the first time, and couldn't help asking: "Then do you want to continue?"

Ye Li gritted his teeth and said: "Get up wherever you fall! Isn't it just a fine for receiving the goods? After I make it, I will earn it back sooner or later! Mengmeng, can you give me the snake meat you had before?" I order."

Xu Miao glanced at Yan Shuo, he gave all the snake meat to Shuo Shuo, if Ye Li wanted it, he would have to get Shuo Shuo's consent, and Shuo Shuo was his partner, so this kind of expenses at home also required his partner's nod of.

After Yan Shuo nodded, Xu Miao said, "How much do you want?"

Ye Li said: "I'll talk to that Taoist priest first."

Xu Miao asked in confusion, "Taoist?"

Ye Li said to him: "Fairies are born with a small space. Although there are big and small, they are enough for daily needs. Taoist priests are different. They don't have such a thing, so they invented the storage bag themselves, but the storage bag It’s very rare and expensive, and you can’t buy it with earthly money. You might be able to exchange it for snake meat with spiritual power and evil spirit. In the future, I will bring a storage bag to buy it on my behalf. I don’t believe that the customs can still catch me. !"

Xu Miao knows that there are such things as storage bags in this world, but he has space himself, so he doesn't pay attention to this aspect. He didn't expect that he could start a business and make money with this thing. Sure enough, a demon who cultivates adulthood is very powerful.

Listening to the conversation between the two goblins, Yan Shuo once again felt the goblin's "innocence" and the single cell, heaven-defying small space and storage bag, being used by them to buy and hide from customs, it's really silly and cute.