My cat has become a sperm

The weather seemed to be on the right track with Yan Shuo's studio, and it became hot all of a sudden.Yesterday I was wearing a down jacket, but today I am wearing short-sleeves. Because of the large temperature difference between morning and evening, I wear a sweater in the morning and short-sleeves in the afternoon. Xu Miao often lies on the window and looks at the pedestrians downstairs. The down jacket and short-sleeves pass by. , which made him feel confused, he didn't know whether it was cold or hot outside now.

Stretching comfortably on the hammock, the early spring is still slightly chilly, the sun is the most comfortable on the body, and I follow Yan Shuo to his studio to work all day, Xu Miao plans to take a vacation for himself today, Shuo Shuo is not at home, so he can order takeaway.When I was thinking about what to eat for lunch, a rabbit's head popped out of the window.

Xu Miao lazily lay on the window-suction hammock and flicked her tail: "Why don't you go through the gate? Shuo Shuo said, not to mention the danger of climbing the window, and it's easy to be seen by others. It's not good."

Xu Tutu came in from the window, jumped onto the sofa in two steps, and said in a bad mood, "Zhang Kai is here again."

"His mother doesn't like you?" When he went to Zhang Kai's hometown, his mother liked them a lot.

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes: "How is it possible, Zhang Kai changed the password of the door lock, his mother came and couldn't get in, so he called Zhang Kai, Zhang Kai called home and told me his mother was here, Let me pay attention, I'll just come up, why didn't you go to work with your shit shoveler today?"

Xu Miao said: "Because I haven't eaten takeaway for a long time, Shuoshuo invited an aunt to clean and cook, but the food tasted by that auntie is mediocre. I want to eat takeaway. Shuoshuo said that he is the boss and can't just open it." Xiao Zao, if you don’t let me order, I won’t go with him today, what do you want for lunch? Let’s eat together.”

Xu Tutu was a little annoyed and said, "Whatever."

Seeing his paws constantly scratching on the sofa, Xu Miao asked strangely, "Tutu, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Tutu's expression was distorted: "I made a mistake, I should have stayed at home!"

Xu Miao was puzzled: "Why? Don't you dislike his mother?"

Xu Tutu's red eyes rolled around: "His mother has always been keen to find a woman for him. I should stay at home and see what kind of woman his mother finds for him. If it is another double-faced woman, I will stay at home." It can also expose the ugly face of the other party."

Xu Miao said: "What if his mother finds him a good woman? The kind who is beautiful and kind and loves small animals."

Xu Tutu said viciously: "That's not okay! Zhang Kai said that no messy strangers will come into the house."

Xu Miao looked at Xu Tutu for a while before saying, "Tutu, do you also want Zhang Kai to be your partner?"

Xu Tutu's big white eyes almost burst into the sky: "How is it possible, to be his spring and autumn dream!"

Xu Miao shook his head, disapproving all over his face: "But you are wrong, human beings need to vent|feel|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|vent|emotion just like us. You won’t let Zhang Kai copulate|mate with a woman, and you won’t Let Zhang Kai be your partner, Tutu, what do you think about Zhang Kai, it is so difficult to be your shit-shoveling officer."

Xu Tutu was suddenly at a loss for what Xu Miao said. He just didn't want a woman in Zhang Kai's family. He is a demon, and one more person whose identity is revealed will be more dangerous. If Zhang Kai's family has a woman, then he In the future, should I live with suffocation or let one more person know?After a man has a woman, he will soon have a child, so what is he in this family, there is only a family of three.

But it is even more impossible for Zhang Kai to be his partner, not to mention whether he can cultivate into an adult in Zhang Kai's lifetime. If the human being is a partner, what will he do if the human being dies?

Xu Tutu unconsciously uttered the question in his mind, and Xu Miao took it for granted when he heard the words: "Share the demon pill, didn't you tell me? Give the demon pill to your partner, so how long can we live?" , how long the partner can live.”

Xu Tutu couldn't help showing a look of contempt, that is, he heard the rumors without actual verification, okay, but when he glanced at Xu Miao's six-circle tail from the corner of his eye, Xu Tutu couldn't help being solemn: " Meow, the sharing of demon pills is just a legend. You know what will happen if you lose your demon pills. It is pure nonsense to build a bridge with love and share the power of demon pills. What's more, how can ordinary people withstand the power of the demon pill, what if you put the demon pill into Yan Shuo's body, what if he explodes and dies?"

Xu Miao flicked her tail triumphantly: "Don't worry, I've tried it, but even though it took only one breath, Shuo Shuo didn't explode and died, and I even used the demon power in the Yao Dan to comb Shuo Shuo's body." After passing the body, I will put the demon pill in Shuo Shuo's body for a while in the future, let him adapt, hee hee, I am smart."

Xu Tutu really wanted to cover his face, he really couldn't find an adjective for this friend, is it really okay to be so messy?

Xu Tutu stayed upstairs until the afternoon, felt Zhang Kai's breath, and then he went downstairs. Zhang Kai's mother left at some time, and Xu Tutu ran around the room as soon as he entered the room, as if Wanted to find out how the home was different from before he left.

Zhang Kai tore off his clothes and tie, and sat on the sofa drinking Coke without any image. His mother's curse was still echoing in his mind. He had already said very clearly that it was impossible for him and Ouyang Qin, and he didn't know How did Ouyang Qin tell his mother, and asked his mother to explain that she had nothing to do with that man.

He was gloomy thinking about finding some excuse to let his mother go out to play for a while, he had to draw a clear line with that Ouyang Qin, it was really annoying to make such a fuss all the time, turned his head and watched the rabbit jumping up and down, couldn't help it He asked: "What are you doing here? Are you plotting land? My mother is here to clean up my clothes. It's a season change, and many clothes have to be rearranged. My mother also said, why didn't I see Tutu , and asked me if I raised you to death hahahaha."

Xu Tutu kicked Zhang Kai's chest: "I won't die even if you die!"

Zhang Kai was kicked by the rabbit and coughed several times, then fell down on the sofa and moaned in pain: "Rabbit...rabbit..., you... murdered... my husband!"

Almost instantly, Xu Miao's words flashed in his mind, Xu Tutu's face burned, and his hair exploded: "Ah bah! What kind of husband, you, if you talk nonsense again, be careful, I will beat you!"

Zhang Kai immediately pulled a pillow and hugged her in his arms, laying on the sofa and looking at Xu Tutu pitifully: "You hit me too often, you hit me so loudly that you fell asleep in the morning, the food is not good You hit me, the sound of playing games is too loud, you hit me, you beat me even when you buy sour fruit, and you despise me, woo woo woo... It's too hard to be beaten every day woo woo woo. ..”

Xu Tutu was confused by Zhang Kai's sudden rebuke. Seeing him crying on the pillow, he couldn't help but reflect on whether he was using too much force, but he and his little fairy friend kicked each other like this. He often kicked and rolled Xu Miao several times. Did Xu Miao get up to play with him vigorously? He had already taken care of his strength. How could human beings be so fragile and cry!

Seeing Zhang Kai crying endlessly, Xu Tutu was a little flustered, but he couldn't bear to coax him, so he said in a weak tone: "Hey, don't cry, it's a big deal, I'll just be lighter in the future, you guys Human beings are too fragile, they can cry even with a slight touch."

Zhang Kai cried for a while, and then suddenly broke out louder: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Xu Tutu couldn't help crying at Zhang Kai's magical voice, how could a big man have the nerve to cry like this, but seeing that Zhang Kai couldn't stop crying, he panicked and said, "Don't cry! Cry again!" Hit you!"

Zhang Kai's crying stopped suddenly, but he beeped in an extremely aggrieved voice: "I will not be allowed to cry, and I will be beaten. I have worked so hard to raise a monster, but I have no human rights, huh..."

Don't let you cry and whispered, Xu Tutu yelled maniacally: "Don't cry, don't cry! I don't want to hit you!"

Zhang Kai turned his head to look at Xu Tutu in a second, with no tears on his face and a smile on his face: "You won't hit me again?"

Xu Tutu's eyes widened immediately: "You liar fake crying!"

Seeing Xu Tutu lift his foot, Zhang Kai jumped up from the sofa: "The goblin keeps what he says, so if you say it, you won't hit me!"

Xu Tutu said viciously: "I'm just a monster who can't talk, what can you do to me, you liar, I'll kick you to death!"

There was a lot of noise downstairs, and a different style of painting upstairs. Today, a big order was handed over. During this period of intense work, Yan Shuo was finally able to relax. He put some water in the bathtub. Relaxing bath salts, Xu Miao, who just took a bath two days ago, couldn't help but got into the bathroom and jumped into the pool all at once.

Yan Shuo grabbed him and rubbed the four small claw pads. Although the house is cleaned every day, there is still some dust. Since they all jumped off, of course they should wash their feet well: "Wait a minute Put it in the dryer."

Xu Miao snorted and said, "Shuo Shuo, you don't love me anymore, and now you don't even want to fluff me."

Yan Shuo poured a handful of water directly on his head: "I just gave you a bath the day before yesterday. Aren't cats afraid of water? Why are you so different?"

Xu Miaohua dragged his limbs and swam around in the bathtub: "Because I'm a demon, today Bunny came to play with me."

Yan Shuo said, "How many takeaways have you eaten?"

"I didn't eat much. Zhang Kai's mother came today. Tutu said that his mother is very keen on finding women for Zhang Kai to mate with. Zhang Kai is really pitiful."

Yan Shuo corrected him: "The word mating cannot be said casually in the future. In the human world, it is uncivilized to say such words."

Xu Miao tutted: "I know, I know, you humans are hypocrisy, you want to woo woo woo woo..."

Before Xu Miao finished speaking, Yan Shuo covered his mouth: "This is not hypocrisy, but the subtle beauty of Chinese people."

Xu Miao struggled away Yan Shuo's hand clutching him: "I don't like the subtle beauty of you humans, I like direct, I like to woo woo woo..."

Yan Shuo covered him again: "No, you don't want to."