My cat has become a sperm

When the weather came into spring, Yan Shuo's villa was finally remodeled. Most of his studio partners rented houses outside. Although Tianyun City is a second-tier city, the rent is not cheap. Nowadays, the company provides dormitory, which is still a combination of office and accommodation. I don't plan how to grow my studio, but I also hope to occupy this one-third of an acre of land steadily.

After the place of work was completely stabilized, Yan Shuo found someone to open an online shopping platform. Many things are mass-produced by machines these days. If he wants to make high-end products, manual work is essential, and manual work becomes more and more proficient. Yes, but orders are not available at all times, so opening an online shopping platform to sell hand-made works at low prices can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

When Xu Miao came to his studio with Yan Shuo again, he immediately fell in love with this new place. Compared with the cold office building before, the new studio is obviously much warmer.There are soft pillows everywhere, comfortable rugs, and humans who feed him wherever he goes.

What makes Xu Miao gain more is that he can observe more human beings. He used to have a lot of contact with Yan Shuo, and Zhang Kai only came into contact once in a while. He learned many living habits of human beings from TV. Yes, now Yan Shuo takes him to work with him every day. He has come into contact with more people and discovered a lot of different aspects of his understanding of human beings.

"Obviously clamoring to lose weight, but still eat, feel guilty and hungry for several meals, after being hungry, can't help it, eat extravagantly, then feel guilty and hungry for several meals, so what are you humans trying to do? "

Yan Shuo took a hair dryer to blow Mengmeng's hair, listening to the doubts in his head full of question marks, he said with a smile: "Maybe I'm hungry and ecstasy, eat enough."

Xu Miao shook her head: "There is also the one named Feifei, who has socks all over the bed, piles of worn and unworn socks and still doesn't wash them, and even takes me to his room to play. If you don't want to wash socks, then don't wear them. , I never wear socks."

Yan Shuo looked at him: "Even if you wear it, I will wash it for you. When did you wash your own clothes?"

Xu Miao quickly said: "I don't need to wear clothes." Anyway, the weather is getting warmer, and it will get hotter, so he doesn't need to wear clothes at all!

Looking at his hair all over his body, Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "When the weather gets hot, do you want to shave?"

Xu Miao refused with a serious face: "Shaving us is tantamount to letting us run naked! This is immoral!"

Yan Shuo snorted: "You won't be able to sleep with me in that summer, and you won't be able to hug you either."

After hearing this, Xu Miao hurriedly turned around and pulled Yan Shuo's body: "Why?"

"Because you're too hot."

As soon as Yan Shuo's voice fell, the screen on the TV changed, and a hairless cat appeared on it. In Xu Miao's aesthetics, this kind of cat is so ugly that it looks like a monster. They are the most attractive cats. Isn't he proud of his fluffy hair?

As soon as he turned his head, Yan Shuo also turned his head. Seeing Yan Shuo staring at the TV for several seconds, Xu Miao hurriedly pawed him: "This kind of cat is so ugly, don't look at it." It must be very comfortable to hold in the summer.

Yan Shuo looked down at him: "You think it's ugly, but it thinks you're poor."

Xu Miao, who is rich and rich now, looked at Yan Shuo in confusion: "What do you mean? I am rich and rich."

Yan Shuo said, "How much are you worth?"

Xu Miao's ears shrank: "...five hundred."

Yan Shuo smiled and said, "That cat starts at ten thousand yuan."

Xu Miao held the ice coke in his arms and sucked it, and showed the photo of the ugly hairless cat to Tutu: "In the eyes of Shuo Shuo, I am not as good as it!"

Xu Tutu glanced at it, and let out a disgusted snort: "It's so ugly."

Xu Miao proudly puffed out her small chest: "That's right, she's not as good-looking as me."

Xu Tutu looked at him and said, "Why are you looking at this kind of cat? It's not enough to have you as a shit-shoveling officer in your family, and you want to have a second one?"

Xu Miao said categorically: "Impossible! It's just that Shuo Shuo wanted me to shave my hair, saying that Xia Tian hugged me to keep me warm."

Xu Tutu clicked his tongue several times: "Human beings are indeed greedy. You can't let it go, or your shit-shoveling officer will ride on your head in the future!"

Before coming here, Xu Miao wanted to say whether she should shave her hair: "..." I almost got used to it.After thinking about it, he still asked Xu Tutu for help: "Then what should Shuo Shuo think I'm hot?"

"Then you shouldn't sleep with him."

Xu Miao was shocked: "How can that be done! Partners must sleep together!"

Xu Tutu's mind instantly came to a knot: "Partner? What partner?"

Xu Miao flicked her tail shyly: "Shuo Shuo agreed to be my partner. Didn't I already fall in love before? He gave me all the time. Now I am working hard to become an adult, so I can have a thorough relationship with him as soon as possible." Exchanging breaths, so you must sleep together when you sleep."

Xu Tutu suddenly fell into a big trough, what did he miss, why did he feel that his little friend was abducted by a scheming human overnight!

When Yan Shuo stopped by to pick up Xu Miao, he got the disgusted expression of Xu Tutu's eyes are not eyes, nose is not nose, and even got a rabbit-like white eye. Yan Shuo, who was confused about the situation, couldn't help asking Xu Miao Said: "What's wrong with Tutu? I didn't offend him, did I?"

Xu Miao snorted proudly: "He's jealous of me, don't worry about him!"

Although they have already left the house, Xu Tutu can still hear their conversation with the ears of the rabbit demon: "...Silly cat!"

The power of the unlucky bracelet exceeded Zhang Kai's expectations. After we separated that day, Ouyang Qin contacted him and said that he wanted to make an appointment for dinner. Said that the jade bracelet was photographed by herself.

The environment of Ouyang Qin's family is not bad, but it's not so good that she can spend 70 yuan to buy a bracelet. Although Ouyang Qin has savings, it's not enough to spend a lot of money.But Ouyang Qin said so, it is naturally impossible for Zhang Kai to deliberately refute. As for whether to believe it or not, he knows it in his heart, and I'm afraid Ouyang Qin himself knows it too.

He could have just left that day, and the purpose of going up to him was to make Ouyang Qin completely give up, but now Ouyang Qin still wanted to find an excuse, which made Zhang Kai, who originally wanted to say that as long as he kept a certain distance, he would not tear his face, Don't want to waste any more time.

As a result, Ouyang Qin had a car accident just as soon as we met. It is said that she was driving normally on the bridge when a small car suddenly cut the way, and the bus behind dodged it. She subconsciously stepped on the brakes and followed Ouyang Qin behind the bus. The child hit it.

The injuries were not serious, the right hand was broken.When Zhang Kai went to visit after work, the second-generation rich man surnamed Li was also there to greet him, and Zhang Kai sent another good wish. Seeing Ouyang Qin's hesitant face, Zhang Kai suddenly felt very boring. It's better to go home and watch a movie with Tutu, and I'm too lazy to stay longer, so I politely express my condolences, turn around and leave.

It's just that he didn't expect that when he returned home, instead of a warm hug from his rabbit, he would be greeted with a sentence: "Stupid human beings."

Zhang Kai, who was changing shoes: "???"

Xu Tutu snorted, twisted his small body, flicked his short tail, jumped at a high level, and jumped directly from one side of the sofa to the other, far away from the stupid humans, he is not the stupid cat upstairs , if Zhang Kai dares to covet him, he will definitely give him a pair of puzi with big feet!

At night, Xu Miao lay beside the bed mournfully. After reading today's report, Yan Shuo found that something was missing in his arms, so he turned his head and asked strangely, "Mengmeng, what are you doing?"

Xu Miao lay on the side of the bed and turned to look at him: "Sleep."

Looking at Mengmeng, who was separated from him by hundreds of thousands of miles, Yan Shuo smiled and said, "Why are you sleeping so far away from me?"

Xu Miao pouted: "You think I'm hot."

Yan Shuo snorted: "I think you're hot, so you won't sleep with me from now on?"

Xu Miao flicked her tail and groaned, expressing small emotions from beginning to end.

Yan Shuo laughed, and patted the empty seat beside him: "Come here."

Xu Miao was quite motionless.

Yan Shuo said: "Hey, come here, I don't think you're hot."

Xu Miao turned to look at him: "You don't mind that summer?"

Yan Shuo nodded: "I don't mind Xia Tian."

Xu Miao slowly crawled over: "You mean what you say?"

Yan Shuo scratched the tip of his nose: "When did my words not count?"

Xu Miao suddenly smiled and threw herself into Yan Shuo's arms: "Then you must not like that ugly cat!"

Yan Shuo corrected him: "Didn't you say that you can't discriminate against species? Then you can't discriminate against species in your race. They are that kind of breed. How can you say that they are ugly cats?"

Xu Miao began to lick his fur and not speak. The shit-shoveling officer at the moment is like the straight man of steel mentioned on the Internet.

Yan Shuo looked at him amusedly for a while, seeing that he was licking more and more vigorously, then he stretched out his hand and pulled him into his arms: "Whether it is hairy or not, regardless of whether it is cheap or expensive, my favorite is only Mengmeng." .”

Xu Miao couldn't help shrinking her paws, her little heart was beating wildly, and it felt like the hair on her face was going to burn.

Yan Shuo lowered his head and rubbed his forehead against Xu Miao's soft abdomen: "You still ignore me?"

Xu Miao's whole body became soft after being rubbed by him, itchy and numb, and her tail curled up several times: "Um..."

Yan Shuo opened his mouth to bite his paw: "Huh?"

Xu Miao couldn't bear it anymore and began to struggle: "Shuo... Huo Shuo, it's so itchy."

Yan Shuo hummed: "It turns out that Mengmeng still has itchy meat? Why is it ticklish? Here? Or here?"

Xu Miao was almost dying of laughter when he was rubbed by Yan Shuo, until he bit Yan Shuo's paw that was scratching him, Yan Shuo stopped, looking at the shit-shoveling officer who was disheveled because of the madness, Xu Miao covered his face in embarrassment , his partner is too enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that he can't wait to become a human.

The author has something to say:

Sphinx cat: I have no hair, who am I messing with? ?

after after

Yan Shuo looked at the delicate and smooth skin under the moonlight, and the body half wrapped in the quilt seemed to have a fatal attraction, and he couldn't help hugging it.

With a bang, Yan Shuo fell firmly on the ground.

Reluctantly, she climbed on the edge of the bed and looked at the long legs that took up the entire bed: "Mengmeng..."

Xu Miao said ruthlessly: "Hot." Thanks to the little angels who voted for me~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine]: almost 1, 263470731

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：遂朔望10瓶、也无风雨也无晴5瓶、柚5瓶、堕落的光与影5瓶、黛色琉璃殇4瓶、遇雨欲与鱼语1瓶

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^