My cat has become a sperm

Half a month later, Ye Li sat down in front of Xu Miao again with his head lowered, but this time there was an extra crowd of Xu Tutu watching.Listening to Ye Li's angry and annoyed explanation, Xu Tutu concluded: "That is to say, you changed your job as a purchasing agent but was detained by the customs. You borrowed money from Miaomiao and snake meat to buy a store. Bao decided to fight again, and was deceived by that Taoist again?"

Ye Li himself felt that his face could not be burned. Compared with the two little goblins in front of him, he had lived for more than 100 years. After spending so long in the human world, he was still deceived. , He always felt that he had been deceived by lard during this period of time, or was he degraded by some ghost, why didn't he say that everything was not going well, and his IQ dropped to negative?I got the wrong script.

Xu Miao couldn't help but asked: "Is that Taoist priest a fake Taoist priest?"

Mentioning that Taoist priest, Ye Li's anger immediately became full.Of course that guy is not a fake Taoist priest, he is not too stupid to tell the difference between a real Taoist priest and a fake Taoist priest, but he did not expect that guy to be a liar!

If he really wanted to talk about this matter, he himself was too anxious.He and Yu Yan knew a reliable Taoist priest, the descendant of the celestial master who helped them create their identities, but that person was born in Zheng Miaohong, and he helped them apply for their identities before, so that he and Yu Yan finally didn't have to hide in the mountains. Hiding and not daring to appear in front of people.

At that time, both Ye Li and Yu Yan had grown up for nearly a hundred years, but the country was in turmoil due to wars, and later the country was governed in an orderly manner, and even the Demon League and Xuanmen had a complete system.He and Yu Yan didn't want to enter the Demon League, but they didn't have a normal human identity, so they had to live in hiding.It's just that with the development of the times, the world of human beings has become more and more interesting. They occasionally emerge from the mountains, and seeing those colorful things, they can't help but go down the mountain, and then find the people they knew before. Fortunately, his descendants learned about their existence from the old people, so they helped them make an identity, observed them for a while, and saw that they really just wanted to If you want to live well in the human world, you won't cause trouble, so you don't pay too much attention to them.

Yeli knows that such things as purchasing agents are work on the edge of the law, which is risky, but he relies on his own small space and feels that he has an advantage over humans, and he really doesn't know what kind of work he wants to do, so he can't do it. Go back to the construction site to move bricks, and then I want to try.But he didn't expect to be arrested the first time. He knew that if he contacted the descendant of the Celestial Master, he would definitely be educated, and he might be handed over to the Demon League. Xu Miao is rich and powerful, that's why Yeli borrowed money from Xu Miao instead of the descendant of the Celestial Master he knew.

And it was a coincidence that he knew that Taoist priest. As mentioned earlier, he and Yu Yan only came down the mountain in these years. I learned from my descendants, because they have been resisting, so I didn't know there was a Taoist forum earlier, that is, when he and Yu Yan really had no money, he went to the mountains to dig some rare herbs in the human world I wanted to sell it, so I knew the existence of the Taoist forum, and then I met the Taoist priest from the forum.

Now that the spiritual energy is thin, it is extremely difficult for demons to cultivate adults, let alone human beings who want to cultivate. It is almost impossible for human beings to gain strength from the thin spiritual energy.But human beings are smart, if they can't absorb it directly, then use other methods. Talisman talismans are all things to help them cultivate, but if you want to make these things, you don't have real skills.

That Taoist priest sells talismans, and there are all kinds of weird talismans. Once when Ye Li was wandering around in the Taoist forum, he happened to see two gangs of Taoist priests fighting fiercely. It happened to be the location of Ye Li.Ye Li and Yu Yan came to the human world for so long and haven't seen any ghosts, so he was curious and wanted to watch secretly, and then saw that Taoist shot a few talismans with aura, he didn't see any ghosts But he has seen the Taoist priest clean up the group of people who were fighting with him and walk away.

Then by accident, he followed the Taoist priest's Xuanmen forum account. Yeli knew that there were not many Taoist priests with real skills these days, so he finally met one, so he secretly watched it as if it was a strange thing, and then Seeing the Taoist priest trading all kinds of weird things, such as talismans, talisman water, blessed and consecrated amulets, etc., then his brain twitched, and he poked the Taoist privately to ask if there was such a thing as a universe bag, and then The beginning of a deception.

Xu Tutu shook his head tut-tut: "I've been on Taoist forums for so many years, but I've never heard of the real existence of such a thing as a Qiankun bag. That thing may indeed exist, but it's definitely not now. The aura is so thin. , where there are spatial spirit weapons."

Xu Miao was even more concerned: "Didn't you inspect the goods first?"

Ye Li said: "I met him face to face, we exchanged things face to face, I gave him the snake meat, and he gave me the universe bag, but before I opened the box containing the universe bag, that guy took a piece of paper. The talisman was thrown on my face, and I couldn't move immediately."

After Ye Li gritted his teeth, thinking of the guy's subsequent actions, he felt even more ashamed, so he didn't mention it at all.But that sentence, yo, it turned out to be a little wild cat's teasing voices were endless, and every time this sentence was repeated in his mind, he wished to scratch that big liar and cramp once.

Although Ye Li was cheated, Xu Miao didn't feel sorry for the snake meat. He had a lot of snake meat, enough to feed his family for a lifetime, so he didn't care if he lost a few catties, but cared more about Ye Li: "Then what are you going to do next? Do you still want to be a purchasing agent? Shuoshuo said that if you are arrested again, you will be locked up."

Without a Qiankun bag, how would he do a purchasing agent? Thinking of the successive losses during this period, especially the goods he bought so hard, Ye Li held back his tears and was strong enough not to cry!

Xu Miao once again felt the hardships of the human world, and seeing Ye Li's dejected appearance, she also felt inexplicably sad.

Xu Tutu said: "Why don't you open a shop."

Xu Miao and Ye Li looked up at Xu Tutu at the same time: "What kind of store are you opening?"

Xu Tutu said: "Pet shop, but you can't do without a veterinary certificate. Everything in the human world needs a certificate. Why don't you open a pet shop that bathes cats and dogs first, then go to school, learn a veterinary certificate, and then Expand the store and build a medical and bathing one."

Xu Miao also turned his head to look at Yeli with bright eyes: "Tutu is right, you should open a shop. Shuoshuo told me before that pet shops can make money these days. Wash cats and dogs. Take a bath, just one or two hundred is gone, and sell some toys and snacks, and earn more!"

Yeli and Yu Yan had thought about opening a store before their debut. As monsters, they may not have much other skills, but the beast's heart is absolutely no problem. With the aura of a monster, even humans think The most ferocious Tibetan Mastiff has to lie obediently in front of them, but it's a pity that a penny can't beat a hero.

However, compared to relying on your own small space to set up a purchasing agent who may be arrested at any time, opening a store seems to be more reliable. Thinking of the endorsement that Yu Yan seems to have finalized, the start-up capital is not without it, but: "If you open a store , the initial investment is large, and people have to be paid, then the money I owe you may have to be paid back slowly."

Xu Miao said indifferently: "It's okay, if you don't have enough money to open a store, tell me, we have a lot of money."

Xu Tutu nodded at the side, they have a lot of money, and if they run out of money, they just take some things from those boxes and sell them.But thinking of the things they fished out at the bottom of the river, Xu Tutu was a little puzzled and said: "You also know that human antiques are very valuable, why don't you dig some? By the way, you said before that there are many rare human objects in the mountains. Herbs, those can also be exchanged for money." Obviously, as a demon, there are many ways to make money, how did he make himself so miserable.

Ye Li shook his head and said: "You guys were lucky that time, human antiques are indeed valuable, but the tombs on land are all exquisite, the celestial masters in ancient times were much more powerful than today's ones, and there are more ancient tombs dug out, demons The aura on the body is not pure, and it will hinder the cultivation base. As for those herbs, the aura is getting weaker and weaker now, and the things with a little bit of spirituality are picked a few plants, for the sake of life and death for human beings Taking the money to harm those things, in human terms, is killing chickens and taking eggs from the overqualified and the useless. If it weren’t for the fact that I didn’t understand the rules of the human world when I first entered the human world and had nowhere to go, Yu Yan and I would not pick some flowers and plants to sell. To the human celestial master."

No matter what, the confused Yeli finally found a new job goal, and Xu Tutu and Xu Miao also imitated humans and planned to invest in shares. Their shit-shoveling officer said that money is what is spent, otherwise That's just a bunch of numbers sitting in the bank.

When Yan Shuo came home from get off work, Xu Miao twittered about it as if asking for credit. Yan Shuo said, "How much did you invest?"

Xu Miao said: "Not yet, Ye Li said that he would go to the store first and see how much the equipment cost, and said he was going to do some market research, and what are the purchase channels, there are many things, he said wait After he has figured out the bottom line, let’s see how much money is left.”

Hearing Mengmeng's words, Yan Shuo felt that the monster named Yeli seemed a little more reliable. Anyway, he didn't have much money, so let them go. It's worth spending money to buy experience in human society, but it's very expensive. Yan Shuo quickly turned the topic back: "So now in this world, there is really no such thing as a Qiankun bag?"

Xu Miao nodded: "It seems so, Ye Li was deceived, that Taoist priest is too bad, Ye Li said that if he meets that Taoist priest again, he must give him a hard lesson."

Yan Shuo said with a smile: "I think Ye Li should feel lucky. That Taoist priest only cheated a little. If there is something wrong with his intentions, you foolish people are really skinned and even counted the money."

Xu Miao couldn't help but climbed onto Yan Shuo's body and protested: "Shuo Shuo, you can't say that I am stupid and sweet. Recently, the teacher said that I have made great progress, and I know all the pinyin."

Yan Shuo held him in his arms and rubbed his little paws: "Okay, Mengmeng is not stupid, only white and sweet."

Xu Miao was shaking her white hair, and she proudly put on a sweet smile. Isn't he white and sweet?