My cat has become a sperm

The House of the Rainman closed its doors a week before the Chinese New Year. Even if the staff of the House of the Rainman are part-time and half-charitable, they still have to go home to reunite with their family during the Chinese New Year, so Yan Shuo went there early Bring Xu Meier back, and let the three little monsters have a reunion year in the first year they came to human society. After all, this kind of reunion is one less time, and these will be precious memories in the future.

In the past, Xu Miao liked Xu Meier very much. Xu Meier has been taking care of their little demon this year like a big sister. She feels that as long as Meier is around, they can play around with peace of mind.Now that Meier can come over to celebrate the New Year with him and Tutu, Xu Miao is excitedly running around the house every day, flicking her big furry tail, which really shows Yan Shuo what it means to have endless energy.

Thinking that Xu Meier may have taken care of such a group of children with ADHD in the Demon League, Yan Shuo couldn't help but said to Xu Meier: "You really worked hard."

Meier, who was leaning elegantly on the sofa in a white ball, raised her eyelids, glanced at Xu Miao who was running up and down the stairs on the wall, and said lightly: "You get used to it after hard work."

Xu Miao heard them talking, and suddenly stuck his head out of a wooden cat nest on the wall to look at them: "Meow?"

Yan Shuo smiled and said to him: "It's okay, you continue." Then he calmly took out his mobile phone and took a video of Mengmeng running around at home, and passed it to Tutu. The video of getting up in a daze was posted directly on the platform, but Tutu scolded him, saying that a video without post-editing, dimming and cute subtitles is soulless, saying that he is not professional, and all future videos will have to go through him Rabbit paws will do.

Accompanied by the noisy, piled up snacks in the house and the snowy weather outside, this ordinary but extraordinary year has also entered the New Year's Eve.

Although the trapeze artist Wei Qian is busy every year without any holidays, no matter how busy she is, she will definitely come back to have a New Year's Eve dinner with Yan Shuo during the Chinese New Year.The two of them can be said to have no relatives in this world. Although they are not related by blood, they are the closest people to each other now, so there must be a form of reunion during the New Year, and they have to go down in person like when their mother was still there when they were young. The chef cooks a table of meals. If you eat out or buy ready-made meals, it will lose the taste of the year.

In a word, life must have a sense of ritual.This process of preparing the New Year's meal is the greatest respect for the end and beginning of the year.

In the past, there were only Yan Shuo and Wei Qian, but Wei Qian still insisted on cooking and cooking a table full of meals. Their family must have the dishes that other people's reunion dinners have, and even more.Yan Shuo also knows how to cook, so sometimes he wanted to help, but Wei Qian drove him out to watch TV. Listening to the various sounds of the year on TV, Wei Qian, who was busy in the kitchen, would also have a kind of home Very lively feeling.

But this year, the family is really lively. Mr. All-round Assistant, who used to go back to Australia for the Chinese New Year, also came over this year to enjoy the New Year’s meal together. Besides Yan Shuo’s family has a cat and a dog, he is still very beautiful white Spitz terrier.

Wei Qian herself likes cats and dogs very much, not to mention such a beautiful cat and dog, she doesn't want to let go of it. This kind of life with cats and dogs is the winner in life: "I should let Wenes bring Xiaotuanzi too of."

Wenes is the name of the universal assistant. He is of Chinese origin, but he grew up abroad. He returned to China for the first time as an adult. After returning to China, he even gave himself a Chinese name, Wen Nisi. As a result, he met Wei Qian for the first time. When introducing herself, Wei Qian blurted out a rhetorical question: Are you dead?

After that, Wenes studied Chinese hard, and now no one can hear his accent.

Yan Shuo looked at Wenes: "Your family also has pets?"

Wei Qian laughed and said, "It's the hamster that I was going to give you last time. It would be dead if I left it there. I was going to give it to someone casually before, but he saw it and said he wanted to keep it, so he took it back. I heard it's already gone." If you gain weight, you can use it to feed Mengmeng."

Xu Miao, who was huddling with Meier and scratching the ball, groaned, he didn't eat hamsters or mice, it was so dirty.But why is this meal still not ready? I started making it in the afternoon, and it was not ready until six or seven o'clock, so I gave up the ball that Meier pressed under her paw, and Xu Miao rubbed against Yan Shuo, Licked his fingers.

Yan Shuo patted his head: "It's time to eat soon, there will be meatballs later, I'll bring you some first."

It was the first time Xu Miao ate this kind of freshly fried meatballs that were still jumping with hot oil, and she squinted her eyes so delicious that when Wei Qian was frying meatballs, Xu Miao used them again and again. The tail hooked her to eat, and Wei Qian couldn't resist the temptation of the cute cat, and gave it again and again, and finally had to ask Yan Shuo for help: "Yan Shuo! Take care of your Mengmeng! Eat too many meatballs It's not good for the cat!"

Yan Shuo reluctantly called Mengmeng back, pressed him into his arms and whispered: "Be good, I will fry a big pot for you to eat in two days."

Xu Miao licked her mouth, glanced at the kitchen with lingering eyes, seemed to be struggling for a long time, and then stretched out her little claws.Yan Shuo stretched out his hand knowingly, and stamped his seal for confirmation.

Wei Qian in the kitchen was still laughing and said, "Is the soul of your cat and dog worn backwards? Why is the dog so obedient sitting on the sofa watching TV, but the cat keeps coming to the kitchen to eat, and knows how to be cute? That seductive tail wrapping around the person is almost barking at you."

Yan Shuo smiled and said, "You can refuse with all your heart."

Wei Qian rolled her eyes: "Is my mother a cruel person? Try to eat something when you are pestered like that, and see if you can be cruel."

Yan Shuoxin said that it was possible before, but it seems that he can't now. It feels like he is here with Mengmeng, and he no longer knows how to write the word "rejection".

The all-purpose assistant who was helping make dumplings in the kitchen listened to the two siblings talking, with a smile on his lips. Although there are not many people in the family, such a warm and lively atmosphere is more comfortable than a big family with different hearts and secrets. many.

Although there were only three people, the table was filled with dishes. Xu Miao even clung to Yan Shuo's arms and secretly licked several mouthfuls of wine.The omnipotent assistant on the side kept peeling shrimps and crabs for Wei Qian, serving him attentively.Xu Meier sat next to Yan Shuo, eating the chicken, duck and fish in front of her, and looked at Xu Miao who was clinging to Yan Shuo's arms from time to time. Those friends who have not been in touch can be reunited happily.

When the bell rang and the fireworks bloomed, Yan Shuo took out two red envelopes and gave each to Xu Miao and Meier.Xu Miao held the red envelope in both paws, and looked at Yan Shuo puzzled and curious.

Yan Shuo stroked his head hair and said: "This is lucky money, it's a blessing, this is my blessing to you, I wish Mengmeng will grow up soon, and Mengmeng must take care of it."

Xu Miao stretched out her head and rubbed it with Yan Shuo, squinted her eyes and let out a soft cry: "Meow~"

Xu Meier also held the red envelope in her arms, and continued to lie on the sofa to watch TV, but there was a smile in her eyes. No matter what happens in the future, at least for now, the shit-shoveling officer her family is looking for is very good.

Wei Qian and the universal assistant did not expect that Yan Shuo would give red envelopes to the cats and dogs at home, and they really regarded them as cubs, but it is normal for people who have pets to treat pets as family members at home It happened that the universal assistant brought a red envelope with him, so he simply wrapped a red envelope: "Come on, this is the New Year's money given to you by my aunt. I wish Mengmeng and Meier a healthy and safe new year!"

Yan Shuo turned to look at her: "What aunt?"

Wei Qian took it for granted: "You are their father, and I am naturally my aunt."

Xu Miao froze suddenly: "!" Sure enough, Shuo Shuo really wanted to be his father!

Yan Shuo rolled his eyes at him directly, but he didn't care too much, instead he looked at Assistant Universal: "As expected of Mr. Universal, are you Tinker Bell, you have everything."

The universal assistant smiled and took out a red envelope that was obviously prepared before handing it to Yan Shuo from the other pocket: "Happy New Year."

The meaning of this red envelope was obvious, Yan Shuo did not take it, but raised his eyebrows and looked at Wei Qian.Of course Wei Qian also understands the meaning of the universal assistant, but she is very satisfied with her current single life and does not want to be restrained, but if she does not answer, the atmosphere will be awkward.

Fortunately, the universal assistant is very emotional, and immediately said: "This is just a blessing."

Wei Qian had no choice but to say: "You can't push away New Year's blessings, Xiaoshuo quickly accepted them."

Yan Shuo smiled and said, "Oh, then thank you Wenes."

The universal assistant smiled and glanced at Wei Qian. This was the first year they celebrated the New Year together, and it was also the first time he gave Wei Qian's younger brother a red envelope.

They ate and drank until midnight, watched the fireworks and passed the night. They didn't have the habit of keeping watch, and everyone drank too much. Yan Shuo also had a guest room here, so they all stayed here.

This is Xu Miao's first New Year's Eve. I don't know if it's the first experience or because he drank some wine before. He jumped on the bed excitedly. When Yan Shuo came out of the shower, the bed had already been ravaged by him. presentable.

Yan Shuo had no choice but to shake off the quilt again: "Sleep, Mengmeng."

Xu Miao said with a smile, flicking her tail, "Shuo Shuo, Chinese New Year in your human world is really fun."

Yan Shuo lay down on the bed and teased him: "It's so fun, isn't it just a group of people sitting together to eat, didn't we have dinner like Zhang Kai before, and your two goblin friends also ate very late. "

Xu Miao thought for a long time, then shook her head: "It's different, it feels different, anyway, I think it's very interesting, Shuo Shuo, I also have a red envelope for you."

Yan Shuo snorted, and stretched out his hand to him: "Where's the red envelope?"

Xu Miao stepped forward, threw Yan Shuo down at once, and kissed Yan Shuo's mouth with a hairy mouth.Yan Shuo thought that the red envelope that Mengmeng said was a kiss, and just when he was about to laugh out loud, he felt a cool thing go into his mouth, and then he clearly felt the coolness swim through his body for a while. lock up.

Xu Meier, who was already asleep in the small guest room, opened her eyes in an instant, and then turned her head suddenly to look in the direction of Yan Shuo's room. After a long time, she retracted her paws that were about to step out, and her eyes were complicated and no longer sleepy.

In Yan Shuo's room, Xu Miao hugged Yan Shuo and did not move his mouth. A soft white light wandered around them. After a while, that white light floated out of Yan Shuo's mouth and was inhaled by Xu Miao again. in the body.

The whole cat lay on Yan Shuo's body tiredly, but his tone was full of satisfaction: "Shuo Shuo, I just put my demon pill into your body and walked through it, and left one of mine Qi, if you encounter danger in the future, this can protect you once."

Yan Shuo was slightly taken aback: "The cool air just now, is it your demon pill?"

Xu Miao was so tired that she couldn't open her eyes anymore, she hummed in a daze, and fell asleep lying on Yan Shuo's chest.

Yan Shuo caressed his back. Although he didn't know what taking out the demon pill meant to a demon, he understood the importance of the demon pill to a demon, and it could even be said that it was more important than life.He didn't know if all monsters were like Mengmeng, who almost gave everything to be good to others, or Mengmeng was the only one, but Yan Shuo felt that he had seen Mengmeng's goodness before, and he was afraid that it would be true in the future Can't see anyone else.