My cat has become a sperm

Since the two sides are not very familiar with each other and have not yet reached the level of mutual trust, it is naturally impossible for Xu Miao to let others use demonic power to investigate his body. He vaguely felt that it might have something to do with the strange little golden bead in his body. When he opened his mouth to ask, Yan Shuo covered his mouth: "I wonder if I can ask, where did Mr. Yu get the demon pill that helped you transform?"

Yu Yan's attention was already on the deliciously grilled meat. Hearing Yan Shuo's question, he didn't even think about it: "It's in Savage Valley." Anyway, it was all a hundred years ago. It may not be possible to find any treasures left behind, and naturally there is no need to hide them.

In the chaotic era of the past, there were many savage ditches. As long as it was a little barren, there were ditches where wild animals had been haunted or dead people, or places that were very dangerous and generally not easy to get close to. Many villagers used wild man ditch or dead people Ditch title, which can be said to be a very general title.

Just when Yan Shuo was about to check the place called Savage Valley a hundred years ago, Zhang Kai, who was having a barbecue over there, suddenly asked, "Is it the Savage Valley behind Luren Village?"

Hearing the familiar village name, Yu Yan nodded again and again: "Yes, that's right there!" He didn't understand anything after his transformation, and he stayed in that village for a long time when he came down from the mountain. He lived in a ruined temple in the village. The beggar took him with him and taught him many things.

After the war, many foreign soldiers came in, and then the whole village fled for refuge, and it became an empty village. He didn't know where to go, so he wandered with a beggar, and then met a little raccoon. I have been living with the little raccoon until now.

Zhang Kai looked at Yan Shuo and said: "That's the area where you found the snake. When I was in junior high school, the school organized an outing, and I even stayed in the village at the foot of the mountain for one night. It is said that the whole village was deserted back then. No, there are still many legends of ghost stories, when a group of little kids gathered around the bonfire and told ghost stories in the middle of the night, we scared ourselves half to death, so we have a deep memory of it.”

Xu Tutu asked in amazement, "What happened there? Not to mention the demon pills, but after a hundred years, there will still be big snakes that have fertilized in the wild. Could there be some big treasure hidden?"

Yeli directly punctured Xu Tutu's fantasy: "I went to see it before, and there was nothing special about it. I just heard that there was a big war there, and many human celestial masters died at that time. I don't know if it was human celestial masters. Killed a big monster."

Yan Shuo knew about the little golden bead in Mengmeng's body. Mengmeng once told him about it, and complained that the little golden bead robbed him of merits and virtues when he was practicing, which made him plan to slowly absorb it. Don't try hard to practice, lest all the merits will be absorbed by the little golden beads.

If it was in the same place, then this matter could probably be linked together. A very powerful big monster must have died there back then, whether it was the little golden bead or the monster pill, I am afraid they all belonged to that big monster. The rat demon ate the demon pill and became a human, and the big boa constrictor became a spirit after eating the little golden pearl. Maybe the whole dense sleeping grass there was caused by that big demon, although the specific situation has not been confirmed. It is impossible to study, but the root cause is probably the same.

It's just that Yan Shuo doesn't intend to let Mengmeng tell about Xiao Jinzhu's matter now, a thing that may make the demon transform into form as soon as possible, this is simply the crime of being pregnant.He doesn't know the character of these two strange monsters in front of him, especially after they have been in the human world for so many years, who knows what habits they have acquired, what should be guarded against is still to be guarded against, as for what will happen in the future, then It can only be judged by time.

Zhang Kai didn't know about Xiao Jinzhu, so he speculated: "It's possible that we ate the meat of the boa constrictor, especially Mengmeng also ate the snake gall with the most essence, so the breath is the same. After all, the boa constrictor has become essence It's also on that mountain, maybe it's the same chance as the demon pill that Mr. Yu ate, other than that, it seems that it really can't explain why they have the same aura."

Hearing them talking about snake meat, Ye Li asked curiously, and Xu Miao rushed into the room and took out two pieces of snake meat: "Here for you to eat, although the aura is a little weak, but it is also full of aura, this will fill your stomach too much."

The two of them took the snake meat and Yu Yan ate it all over his forehead, but Ye Li smacked his mouth. This little demon who has not yet transformed is so rich and envious.He still doesn't know that the snake meat owned by Xu Miao is measured in hundreds of catties, and there is also sleeping grass that can't even be piled up in his storage space, otherwise it is not envy, but jealousy.

It was rare to open his belly and ate a big meal. Yu Yan felt dizzy after eating, holding the wine bottle and licking it all the time, Ye Li also hugged Xu Miao and rubbed it all the time: "In the future, if you have any problems in cultivation, just come Asking me, it means that the feast is paid for filming, and we will treat you to another meal!"

Yu Yan heard his reward with sharp ears, and said with a big tongue: "Why is it mine?"

Ye Li took it for granted, "Because being a celebrity earns more money, or do you want me to treat you to a takeaway?" As far as the food intake of their four monsters is concerned, three months' salary may not be enough to eat a meal. .

Yu Yan thought about it, so she nodded: "Okay."

Xu Tutu looked at Ye Li, no matter how he saw Ye Li was more in line with the current idol market than Yu Yan, he couldn't help asking curiously: "Then why don't you become a star?"

Yeli rolled his eyes straight away: "If I could become a star, would I deliver food?" Yu Yan was an adult earlier than him, and learned human skills earlier. He can recite two poems and speak a few words in foreign language, but besides possessing the strength of being a monster and inexhaustible energy, he knows nothing. Being a star is not all about having a face, at least he cannot be illiterate.

What's more, if the food delivery meets a top-quality customer, he can scold them back on the spot. If he meets some Internet blackmailers when he is a celebrity, he has to swallow his anger.

After hearing this, Xu Miao sighed deeply again: "It's so difficult to be a human being."

Ye Xin felt the same: "Isn't it?"

Yu Yan hugged the wine bottle with flushed cheeks and blurred eyes: "It's too difficult."

Yan Shuo, Zhang Kai, and Xu Tutu, who was still awake, looked at the three demons: "..." How difficult it is, no matter how difficult it is, they still have grown up well.

A meal shortens the distance between a few demons. The four of them even set up a WeChat group. They like to chat together when they have nothing to do. Xu Tutu and Xu Miao have two paws that are not convenient, so they prefer to send voice messages However, the two human demons like to type, saying that they want to practice pinyin typing.

Seeing their efforts to integrate into the human society even this little time, Xu Miao looked at the leisurely appearance of herself lying on the cat climbing frame with her tail flicked to watch the snow scene, and suddenly felt a sense of urgency.

When Yan Shuo came back from the villa under renovation covered in dust, Xu Miao jumped on him: "Shuo Shuo, can I go to school?"

Yan Shuo asked amusedly while changing his shoes: "Does this mean that your meow life is too wasteful, and you want to find something to do?"

Xu Miao nodded: "I don't want to become a human being to deliver food in the future. At least I want to be a star who makes money." Seeing his seniors struggling on the edge of life because they don't have a diploma, and because some complicated words don't make sense. He was given the precedent of being given a bad review and deducting money due to too slow food delivery because he knew too well. He felt that he had to work hard!

It's a pity that Yan Shuo poured cold water on his head: "But now the students are on winter vacation, and no one goes to school."

The energy that Xu Miao had just raised was suddenly discouraged. He didn't know if he still had the energy to study after the winter passed, and the students went to school. It seems that there are few things that can be persisted from beginning to end. Even the shooting of cute pet videos has changed from daily changes to weekly changes.

Yan Shuo rubbed his head: "But even if the student goes to school, you can't follow along with him. A cat who likes to listen to lectures, are you afraid that the Demon League will not notice your head?"

Xu Miao huddled herself into a ball aggrieved: "Then am I doomed to be an illiterate cat?"

Yan Shuo said: "Let me hire a teacher for you, video one-on-one teaching, from scratch."

Xu Miao asked curiously: "Can you still learn like this?"

Yan Shuo smiled and said: "Of course, the tuition is very expensive, so you can't give up halfway, or the tuition will be wasted. You have to study hard with the teacher and return the expensive tuition."

Xu Miao nodded vigorously. In order not to be illiterate in the future, he must study hard and never deliver food!

Having raised Mengmeng for so long, Yan Shuo has a good understanding of his peeing habits. Apart from his obsession with making money, he doesn't seem to have a very clear concept of the word "expensive", or he can distinguish the amount of money below [-] yuan. , There is no concept of more than a thousand yuan, I only know that it is a lot of money.

As long as he says it's expensive, Mengmeng will think that it really costs a lot. Although Mengmeng himself can't figure out how much it is, sometimes it may not be as much as his meal, but as long as he says a lot, Mengmeng will feel distressed. Even if he spends it, he will cherish it, so as long as he says it is expensive, even if Mengmeng wants to give up halfway, he will grit his teeth and finish the course.

Yan Shuo didn't expect Mengmeng to learn anything, but he didn't want Mengmeng to struggle to survive in human society like those two monsters. He only hoped that he could help Mengmeng learn more in his lifetime. Learn more, so that even if he is gone in the future and Mengmeng becomes a human being, he doesn't have to worry about Mengmeng living a hard life because she doesn't understand anything.

When he thinks of the kitten he raised in his palm, he will live a hard life after he is gone, Yan Shuo will feel sour, and only at this time, he can't help but sigh, the life span of human beings Why is it so short.