My cat has become a sperm

Zhang Kai was still a little dazed looking at the man with his legs crossed, holding an ice cream that was so big that it could be described as a bucket.

After Tutu left, there was no more news, even Xu Miao couldn't contact him. Zhang Kai was full of expectations at first, thinking that Tutu would come back soon, and maybe he could become a human again.But day by day, month by month, and a few years in the blink of an eye, Zhang Kai seemed to have forgotten his heart and love for Tutu at the beginning, and he was used to living alone.

These years, whoever is gone is not living, but at the beginning it will be a little unaccustomed, time can always forget everything.Zhang Kai thought that he could do the same, and even for a while he felt that his current life had become like this. Seeing the two couples upstairs who lived in pairs all day long, they looked more and more like human beings, Zhang Kai wanted to It is impossible to say that I am not envious, and I once wanted to find someone to live with.

Even Xu Miao didn't know that Zhang Kai tried to go on a blind date, but he couldn't get the slightest interest when he saw those well-dressed women, and when he saw the refreshing and cute boys, he always unconsciously took on the shadow of a rabbit , and then he discovered that some things, some people, really must be him, not what he thought, these days, whoever is gone, everyone has passed, and it is indeed a pass, but it can only be lived by one person, and one more People can't do it anymore.

When he realized that he could not accept others at all, Zhang Kai gave up his mind completely and started rushing into work. He was not sure whether Tutu would come back in the future, maybe not, then he would be alone in the future, so If you want to earn more money, you can live well with a large sum of money when you get old, Zhang Kai can only comfort himself like this.

Seeing the person who came back suddenly now, Zhang Kai felt that he was calmer than he imagined, but only he knew how much joy he felt after being calm.

Xu Tutu ate half of the bucket of ice cream, and hiccupped in satisfaction. Nothing is good in the Demon League, that is, there is enough spiritual energy. Everything is good outside, but the spiritual energy is not enough. Hey, how can humans be so pitiful? Entering the Dharma-ending Age, he was sighing, seeing Zhang Kai who had been staring at him, Xu Tutu subconsciously sat up a little straighter, with a little pride on his face: "How about it, my transformation looks good, right?"

Now he is transformed into a shape with the Transformation Pill, unlike the last time he borrowed Meow Meow’s demon pill, the transformation shape is not stable, and the body hidden in the clothes even has some rabbit fur, now he is completely transformed , that shape is much more perfect than last time.

Zhang Kai made a rough calculation and found that it has been ten years since Tutu left, so he asked curiously, "Is the passage of time in the Demon League the same as outside?" Why did he think I have changed too much in the past ten years, and Tutu seems to be the day he left. It has nothing to do with the change of appearance, but the temperament that is still like a boy, has not been affected by time at all. This kind of comparison makes him a little embarrassed. He is old, and ten years have left traces of his past.

Xu Tutu didn't understand, so: "Of course it's the same. The law of time is not so easy to change. If you want to change the power of time, you don't know how much demon power you have to consume. Even the big monsters sealed by the alliance can't do it."

After speaking, he looked at Zhang Kai curiously: "Why are you asking this? Are you blaming me for walking for too long? I finally found the transformation pill, and I came to you as soon as I transformed!"

Seeing Tutu who was about to explode while talking, Zhang Kai chuckled, then sat beside him, and hugged this strange body and familiar soul into his arms: "You have gone so far For a long time, do you know how I live?"

Xu Tutu can naturally see that Zhang Kai has aged a lot, it doesn't mean that he is old, but he is not as young as before he left, and there is a little mark between his brows, which looks like he often frowns, so he can't help but use his hands Touched: "Don't worry, I won't despise you when you are old."

Zhang Kai, who originally wanted to be a little provocative, was suddenly choked by this rabbit and couldn't speak. Sure enough, it was the same as before, with a strange mouth|venomous|poisonous mouth and a strange brain circuit. This is probably the characteristic of their monsters.

However, Zhang Kai still hugged Xu Tutu tightly, smelling the refreshing breath on his body, and said softly: "Thank you for coming back. Although I have waited for too long, it's okay, you are back."

Although Xu Tutu has been hugged by Zhang Kai quite often, there are not many hugs that turned into a human being in this way. He suddenly felt numb all over, and moved a little uncomfortably, but he didn't break free: "How long do you want to hug?" ? The ice cream is going to be heated."

Zhang Kai couldn't help but cry and laugh. Looking at the rabbit that hasn't changed a bit in the past ten years, he smiled: "Eat, eat, let's go out and buy what else you want after eating."

The owner has been found, the pet has returned home, and the show has a happy ending.

However, the perfect ending that Xu Tutu thought didn't happen. The first thing he did after he came back was not to have a good gathering with his friends, but to deal with Zhang's mother who came to Zhang Kai's house suddenly.

The two happily went to the supermarket to do a lot of shopping. Zhang Kai not only had to carry bags of various sizes, but also carried a person who was unwilling to walk on his back. Just as Xu Tutu was hanging on Zhang Kai's back, he was about to press the password to open the door. At that time, Zhang's mother opened the door from the inside.

His dear best friend, Miaomiao, hadn't even seriously seen his transformed form, but was snatched by Zhang's mother.

Looking at the two sticky people, Zhang's mother, who had been mentally prepared for her son to be alone for the rest of her life, was suddenly knocked unconscious by Jing Jing. This happiness came so suddenly that it was almost unprepared.

Xu Tutu was also confused by this unexpected meeting and didn't know how to react. On the contrary, Zhang Kai was the most calm. He carried Tutu directly into the entrance, put him down, and walked to the living room with big bags and small bags, asking : "Mom, why don't you tell me in advance that I will pick you up if you want to come. Did you come by bus or high-speed train? Are you tired?"

Mother Zhang smiled and looked at Xu Tutu: "Not tired, son, why don't you introduce yourself to mom?"

Xu Tutu glanced at Zhang Kai, then smirked at Zhang's mother, he couldn't handle the shit-shoveling officer's mother.

Zhang Kai paused for a moment, and struggled for three seconds before saying, "This is my future partner, named Xu Bai." After struggling for three seconds, he came up with such a name.

Xu Tutu looked at Zhang Kai with question marks all over his head, when did he call Xu Bai, what the hell name is that, Xu Xian sounds better than this Xu Bai.

Zhang's mother quickly took Xu Tutu's hand: "Hello, I'll call you Xiaobai. I'm Zhang Kai's mother. I came today without prior notice. How long have you been dating Kaikai? Don't worry, Mom is very sensible, as long as you love each other and have a good relationship, mom will not interfere with you in anything."

Xu Tutu took another peek at Zhang Kai, and didn't have to say until Zhang's mother dragged him to the sofa: "We've been dating for ten years."

Zhang's mother was stunned: "Ten years?" The child looked less than 20 years old, ten years?

Zhang Kai was almost choked to death by his own saliva, and hurriedly came over to smooth things over and said, "We have known each other for ten years, but Mom, you know that this society is not very tolerant of homosexuality, so these years have not pierced the last layer of paper. , now that we have seriously made the decision that we will be together for the rest of our lives, we are officially together."

Zhang's mother nodded: "This is very good. It's good for both of us to think carefully. It's just that Xiaobai, how old are you this year? You look so young, are you colleagues with Kaikai?"

Xu Tutu cast his eyes on Zhang Kai. Although he left the Demon League through formal procedures, but because he was in a hurry to come out, and because he had a place to stay in the human world, he came here without applying for various documents in the human world. So his age has not yet decided how old he is.

Zhang Kai said: "He is eight years younger than me, he just looks smaller."

Zhang's mother looked at that pretty face and was full of emotion. His son is 38 this year and is about to turn [-]. This child is also [-], but how can he grow so tender? This little face is so white and tender that it can drip water Same, it’s okay to say yes.

After recovering from the initial stupor, Xu Tutu finally got his EQ on the line, hurried back to Zhang Kai's bedroom, and took out a set of emerald accessories that were especially suitable for Zhang's mother's age from his small space. Available in everything from hairpins to anklets.

"This is for you. I discussed with Zhang Kai when I would go back to see you, so the gift has already been prepared, but I didn't expect to see it today. I hope Auntie will like it."

Seeing this expensive set, Mother Zhang waved her hands again and again: "This is no good, it's too expensive. As long as you two are doing well, everything will be fine for me."

Xu Tutu hurriedly said: "But this one is made according to my aunt. If you don't like green ones, then I'll find someone to make a set of red jadeites?"

Jade is more valuable than stones on the ground in the Demon League, but there are two types of jade in the Demon League, one contains aura and the other does not, and the one with aura is more expensive. The Yaomeng has no family background, even if it takes shape, there is no money to buy it, so it can only buy this kind of one without aura.

It’s just that it has been cultivated in a place with strong aura all year round, and the color of the water head is naturally much better than the outside, so it only looks valuable, but it is really worthless.

Finally, under Zhang Kai's persuasion, Zhang's mother accepted the gift from Xu Tutu, turned around and wrapped him a super rich big red envelope as a meeting gift.

Originally, I wanted to live with my son for a while, but knowing that they were already living together, Zhang's mother naturally didn't want to disturb her. She finally hoped for a daughter-in-law, regardless of whether she was a man or a woman, as long as her son could support each other and finish the journey. Life is good, so I went back to my hometown the next day.

But before going back to my hometown, I discussed with Zhang Kai. Since I decided that the two of us will live a good life in the future, there must be a formality. Although same-sex marriage cannot be legalized in our country, we can hold banquets. Just hold a flowing water banquet in our hometown to be lively and lively. .

Zhang Kai didn't agree outright, this kind of thing naturally depends on Tutu, if Tutu doesn't like it, he will only make his mother happy for nothing if he agrees, so after his mother left, Zhang Kai told Tutu Rabbit mentioned this matter: "In our country, a marriage contract is only a legal constraint, and it counts only after the banquet is really held. This is an old tradition. Although we can't get the marriage contract, we can still go. In the form of a wedding, would you like it?"

Xu Tutu thought for a while: "Then can I invite Miao Miao and the others to go?"

Zhang Kai said with a smile: "Of course, maybe we can revisit the old place. The river beach was our birthplace."

Speaking of this, Xu Tutu naturally thought of the things he left behind before he left, and hurriedly asked: "How much money do I have? Have you spent all of it?"

Zhang Kai saw that he was a financial fan, and directly gave him all his deposit cards: "This one is for investment, and I put a few contracts in the drawer of the bedside table. If you can understand it, you can go to Look, this one is working capital, I have been alone these years, and my expenses are not big, so I didn’t put too much working capital, only a few million, this one is a deposit, and it’s all for you now.”

Xu Tutu hastily collected several cards. As the head of the family, he is in charge of the family's finances: "What about your salary card?" He remembered that human salary cards also had to be handed in.

Zhang Kai glanced at him silently, and then pulled out another card from his wallet: "This seems to be my salary card. I haven't touched it for many years, and I don't know how much money is in it." The income is more than enough for living, so naturally I don't bother to pay attention to that salary.

Xu Tutu put it away: "From now on, you have to report to me how much you spend every month. I will check and confirm that there is no problem before sending you living expenses and pocket money."

Zhang Kai blinked: "Seriously?"

Xu Tutu took it for granted: "That's for sure, I think many human beings are like this, oh yes, don't try to hide your private money, I can smell where there is money at home."

Zhang Kai suddenly laughed and fell on Tutu: "Who did you learn this trick from?"

Xu Tutu snorted softly: "Your human beings always act like this in TV dramas, and I don't know if there are any innovations or new skills in TV dramas over the years."

Zhang Kai shook his head: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. The current TV series are still remakes of various classics."

The two chatted about all kinds of trivial matters in life from the TV series, as well as the changes of some of his demon friends. I heard that the little mouse has become an international front-line now, and he went out as a star, but he has a long face.As for Ye Li, the pet shop was sold many years ago, and then he traveled around the world happily, relying on the little mouse, the gold master, it was a joy to play.

Xu Tutu lay on the bed hugging the pillow and sighed, "Then it's the most comfortable place I've ever been. Even Miao Miao has to work hard for her career."

Zhang Kai glanced at those white calves that were dangling restlessly, and couldn't hold back any of them, and pulled the quilt to cover him.

Xu Tutu looked at him sideways: "Huh?"

Zhang Kai coughed lightly: "I'm afraid you're cold."

Xu Tutu turned to look at the air conditioner in the bedroom and the whitening sunlight outside, Zhang Kai's eyes were dark: "I have been single since mother and child, don't swing your legs to hook me."

Xu Tutu understood in seconds: "Oh, you want to have sex, don't you?"

Zhang Kai covered his mouth: "You monsters, can you be more reserved, don't say such things so casually!"

Xu Tutu collapsed on the bed, overjoyed, and leaned into his ear: "Then when we go back to our hometown and finish the wedding, we'll..."

Before Xu Tutu finished speaking, he was pressed down by Zhang Kai's pillow.

It is such a big event that I am back, of course I have to share it with my best friend. Xu Miao was a little dazed when he smelled the familiar smell. After all, it has been many years, and his words and deeds are almost no different from human beings now. Suddenly, I smelled a familiar smell, and even felt a little overwhelmed.

When he saw the person leaning against the wall at the door of his house and looking at him, Xu Miao's eyes lit up instantly: "Tutu! Tutu, you have become a human?! When did you come back?! Wow, it's so wonderful that you are back!" alright!"

Xu Tutu said: "You guys have been out for a few days, if I didn't just come down after smelling the evil spirit, I don't know when you will come back."

Xu Miao dragged the box and opened the door, and circled around Xu Tutu happily: "Shuo Shuo went abroad to receive an award, so I went with him. You have really become a human, because you have found a transformation." Xingdan? What about Meier?"

Xu Tutu said: "I found a bottle of transformation pills, there are seven in total, but Meier and I each ate one, and put the rest back, maybe there will be someone who is destined to benefit in the future, anyway As long as we are enough, Meier also came out with me, but she left, saying that she wants to see the world by herself, in the form of a human being."

Xu Miao said, "Why doesn't Meier come to me, I don't even know what Meier looks like after she transforms."

Xu Tutu clicked his tongue softly: "That's pretty and seductive. Men walking on the road have a 100% turnaround rate, and they are prettier than you."

Xu Miao said: "Of course she will be prettier than me. Meier is a fox. You won't leave again when you come back this time?"

Xu Tutu nodded: "Of course, yes, you gave Yan Shuo the demon pill?"

Xu Miao said: "That's right, but the human body is too fragile to bear the power of the demon pill all the time."

This is what Xu Tutu wanted to say. He checked some information in the Demon League, which records that human beings cannot withstand the gravity of the demon core. After a long time, it will be counterproductive, or they will find some abnormalities, such as being assimilated into a demon. .

Xu Tutu told him some of the things he found, and Xu Miao smiled and shook his head: "No, I have found a way to balance."

"What way?" If there is a way to achieve a balance, he also wants to give Zhang Kai the demon pill, probably because Zhang Kai has wrinkles on his face, and sometimes he is not as confident when facing himself as before.

Xu Miao said: "It is to suck out the excess demon power during mating|mating|, just like a vixen absorbs the spirit of a scholar, and it feels great!"

Xu Tutu rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and when he looked up, he saw Miao Miao carrying the suitcase upstairs, changed into home clothes, went into the kitchen to take out a drink, and said to him: "Home There was no one there for a few days, only snacks and no fruit, and the snacks were in the box under the coffee table, so if you want to eat, take it yourself."

Xu Tutu shook his head: "Meow, you really look like a human being now, and you have lost the temperament of jumping out before, and you look like your shit-shoveling officer."

Xu Miao sat on the sofa and smiled at Xu Tutu: "We have been together for so long, naturally we are more and more alike, and I am already a career person, if I will always look like a child who can't grow up, Some things cannot be convincing, the human world is full of so much helplessness."

Xu Tutu said: "I'm going to hold a wedding with Zhang Kai, and I'll go to his hometown to do it. The exact time has not yet been set, and you will come too!"

Speaking of the wedding, Xu Miao hurried back to the room and took out several super thick photo albums: "I have already done it with Shuoshuo, and I have obtained a certificate abroad. Although this certificate is not recognized in China, with this form, We are equivalent to real partners in the human world, this is a photo we took, it's a pity that you and Meier were not there at the time."

Xu Tutu flipped through the photo album. In the photo, there were two very eye-catching men wearing white dresses together.The place where the photo was taken was like an island, with blue sea and blue sky, tall coconut trees, winding and uninhabited roads, the two of them held hands, hugged, or kissed passionately, making people want to laugh along with them.

Xu Tutu said: "That's great, I want to take pictures too, and I want Zhang Kai to wear a dress."

Xu Miao laughed loudly when she heard this, and took out the smaller one at the bottom: "There are wedding dresses in this one, some of which I wear, and some of which Shuo Shuo wears. Shuo Shuo said it should be fair, so we all wore them."

Xu Tutu quickly flipped through the pages, and the first page showed Xu Miao in a wedding dress. He wasn't the kind of person who had such strong lines, but was beautified by a makeup artist. Xu Miao in the wedding dress was as beautiful as a fairy. Wearing a black dress, with a straight waist and long legs, the appearance of standing together is perfect.

The first few pictures looked very normal, everything was beautiful, until I saw Yan Shuo wearing a wedding dress.

"Hahahahahahahaha Xu Miao, are you going to laugh at me to death? Are you messing with your shit-shoveling officer like this?"

The Yan Shuo in the photo is obviously not as handy as Xu Miao in dealing with the wedding dress. The word "rejection" is written all over his face, but he has a helpless expression of having to compromise. The broad shoulders match the wedding dress, and he looks unlovable. The appearance is absolutely perfect.

Xu Miao also laughed at the side, thinking of Yan Shuo's despair in front of the wedding dress that day but he had to put it on because of him, it seemed to go back to a few years ago.

When Yan Shuo finished his work and returned home, Tutu had already gone downstairs. Yan Shuo saw the photo album spread out on the sofa, especially the super-large photo of him kissing Xu Miao in a wedding dress by the sea, while changing his shoes. Said: "Why do you think you can't find all these photos?"

Xu Miao waited for Yan Shuo to approach, and jumped on him: "Shuo Shuo, how many years have we been married?"

Yan Shuo answered in one go: "Eight years, what happened?"

Xu Miao tilted her head: "It's just that today I suddenly feel that time flies so fast, and I still love you as much as the day I married you eight years ago."

Yan Shuo also laughed: "How much sugar did you eat today? Why is your mouth so sweet?"

Xu Miao looked at him with a smile: "Want to try it?" After speaking, her legs hooked tightly around Yan Shuo's waist, she held his face in her hands, and bent down for a lingering deep kiss.