My cat has become a sperm

The wedding between Xu Tutu and Zhang Kai was not so Western-style. For Zhang’s mother, even if she got a marriage certificate that is not recognized by the laws of her own country, it is just a piece of waste paper, so there is no need to go abroad to get a certificate. It is more straightforward to waste money and toss people than to hold a banquet among relatives and friends.

Zhang's mother's hometown has also developed very well in recent years, from a small town to the level of a county seat. With the popularization of culture, even in remote places like her hometown, the ability to accept new things has increased a lot. It naturally includes views on homosexuality. It is impossible to fully accept this group of people as heterosexuals. Strange eyes are always inevitable, but at least there are no extreme homophobes. When you know that Zhang’s mother’s son will follow When a man comes back to get married and have a drink, there are many private rumors, but few people say some nasty things. At most, everyone just reads fresh blessings.

The flowing water banquet proposed by Zhang's mother is a custom in their hometown long ago. A three-day banquet is held in a large venue. Whether it is invited relatives and friends or passers-by that they don't know, anyone can eat at the table.

This kind of water banquet is very labor-intensive, but Zhang's family has the money to set it up, and Zhang's mother still has a regret for Zhang Kai's marriage. After all, they will not have offspring in the future, so they want to use this lively form, to make up for the lack of heart.

It's just that Zhang's mother didn't expect that the climax of the banquet turned out to be the blessing VCR recorded by the international superstar Yu Yan. Only then did everyone know that the man who married the Zhang family boy had such a strong circle of friends behind him, and he was an international superstar Hey, in a small town like theirs, there may not be a third-rate star in their lifetime, and now they can meet friends of international superstars. This kind of praise and praise made Zhang's mother look a lot, and she burst into laughter.

When Xu Miao was sitting on the balcony of Zhang Kai's room with a big goose leg in his arms, eating happily, Xu Tutu walked in with a dejected look on his face that had been drained of energy.

Seeing Tutu like this, Xu Miao was overjoyed: "I'll just say don't promise for three days, I'm so exhausted that I can't even handle a demon. I really don't know where those fragile human beings have such strong energy."

Xu Tutu fell down on Zhang Kai's bed, and seeing Xu Miao eating as usual, couldn't help complaining: "After so many years, you are an elite human being anyway, can you change your eating?"

Xu Miao snorted and said: "I've already hid and carried people behind my back, what else do you want from me, I can just taste it at the banquet, and I won't embarrass you at all!"

Xu Tutu sneered when he heard the words: "Yeah, not only didn't you embarrass me, but also abducted his precious little granddaughter by the way."

Probably because of his good looks, Xu Miao was hugged by a five or six-year-old girl's thigh and shouted to marry him every meal, which made a group of adults happy.

Thinking of that little girl, Xu Miao couldn't help sighing: "The little cub is quite cute, but Shuoshuo and I definitely won't be able to have a cub, and I don't know if there will be a chance to adopt a cub in the future."

Xu Tutu rolled around on the bed: "Farewell, you bastards are all devils, how terrible we were back then, and how many senior demons we cried in anger, don't you have any idea?"

Xu Miao also followed suit, probably because he has stayed in the human world for too long, and has also acquired many human habits, such as recalling childhood.

Just as the two were reminiscing, two shit-shoveling officers came up, and Zhang Kai pulled Xu Tutu up on the bed: "Hurry up, let's go."

Xu Tutu said, "Where are you going?"

Zhang Kai said with a headache on his face: "Your friend is so awesome. More and more people want to know you after hearing the news. My mother even plans to hold a banquet for two more days. We have to leave quickly, otherwise it will really happen." Exhausted."

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes towards the sky directly: "Your mother is too energetic, isn't she, won't she be tired?"

Zhang Kai corrected him with a smile: "It's not my mother, it's our mother. Hurry up, I've booked the ticket, and we're flying to our honeymoon today."

The two people here are cleaning things in a hurry, and Xu Miao looks at Yan Shuo on the other side: "The rabbits are gone, so should we go too?"

Yan Shuo said, "I still have a few days left for my vacation."

Xu Miao's eyes lit up.

Yan Shuo smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go on our honeymoon too."

Xu Miao cheered, jumped onto Yan Shuo's back and hugged him tightly: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and spend your honeymoon!"

At the corner of the stairs, the five-year-old girl was holding meatballs and wanted to share with her beautiful brother. When she saw her beautiful brother being carried away by another uncle, she burst into tears. The beautiful little brother became someone else's. Bride, she will never get married!

Zhang Kai took Xu Tutu out of the country directly. He has been busy with work these years and never gave himself a good vacation. Now that marriage is such a big event, he directly asked for a few months of vacation in one go. I am afraid that he will travel around the world. Time is not enough, but it is more than enough to take Tutu to the place he wants to go the most. A new chapter of happiness in life will start from the honeymoon trip. From now on, he is also a man of his own. .

And Yan Shuo doesn’t have that much time, so he can only play in the country for a few days. Naturally, he went to Xu Miao’s favorite amusement park. I am so happy to play in the major amusement parks.

Xu Miao came out of the airport cheerfully holding Yan Shuo's arm. It's hot in July, but Xu Miao is a monster, and Yan Shuo has a demon pill in his body, even walking under the scorching sun, he doesn't sweat at all meaning.When the two were about to go to the amusement park theme hotel where they stayed before, Xu Miao suddenly stopped and looked around.

Upon seeing this, Yan Shuo asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Miao moved her nose: "I seem to smell Meier."

Yan Shuo looked around subconsciously, but let alone he couldn't smell anything, he had never even seen Meier's transformed form, even if Meier passed in front of him, he might not recognize her.Xu Miao stood on the spot and checked carefully, making sure that Meier's aura had dissipated, she had only been here before, but she was no longer here, so she followed Yan Shuo into the car.Anyway, they will meet one day, and there is no rush.

In a certain taxi that had already driven far away, a woman with a bright face was lazily leaning on the back of the chair. Her slightly raised eyebrows and eyes, even without any dust, carried an indescribable charm. The vermilion lips are full and slightly raised, as if there is a smile all the time, the fair and clean complexion seems to have been softened, without any blemishes, and the beauty is natural.Even the driver who was driving couldn't help taking a look in the rear-view mirror from time to time. Anyone who looked at such a beautiful person would find it pleasing to the eye.

This beauty is the transformed Xu Meier, and now she is true to her name, every gesture, even a subtle expression, has a magical power that makes people unable to take their eyes off.The reason why Meier chose this strange city was because she felt that Ningning was here.

Ning Ning, the first human being she met after she came to the human world who showed kindness to her, although they didn't get along for a long time, but the first one, especially the one she never forgot, is still quite special.She came here for no other purpose, she just wanted to see how the little girl who needed to be protected by her back then was doing now.

Xu Meier once left a breath of her own on Ning Ning, if she hadn't been dispersed by the human celestial master, no matter how long it had passed, even if she was buried in the soil after death, she would still be able to smell it.But now she followed her breath to find him, thinking that Ningning hadn't encountered anything special in these years.

After wandering aimlessly in this city for a while, Xu Meier found a high-end hotel to stay in. This is thanks to her two local tyrants and monster friends. If there were no local tyrants, Xu Meier who came to the human world after the first transformation , can be said to be penniless.

The long white dress brought a gust of fragrance with Meier's walking, her radiant white body made everyone who passed her turn around, the man stared straight at her, and the woman felt envious.Xu Meier completed the check-in under all the attention without looking sideways, until she closed the door, which cut off the human eyes with various emotions.

Xu Meier took a short rest, changed into a T-shirt and jeans, covered most of her face with a hat and sunglasses, and went out after confirming that there was no problem.

Maybe it was the free traction in the dark, Xu Meier walked along the street with her feelings, and saw a girl in her 20s who looked like she had just got off work, walking quickly with vegetables and fruits in her hands.

Although the girl has grown up, she still has a bit of Ningning's original appearance, but the girl who was only in her teens has lost a lot of water chestnuts due to time, and even that witty energy seems to have faded away. Now Ning Ning is just an ordinary girl, devoid of sentient beings.

Xu Meier calculated the time, now Ning Ning is almost 22 or [-] years old. If it is according to the age of human beings who go to school, it is true that they have graduated from university and entered the society. With a bit of depression that is not too sunny.

The girl who was walking home with the vegetables turned her head with a feeling, but behind her was only the messy streets and all kinds of people in a hurry. Ning Ning didn't see anyone special, so she suppressed the strange feeling in her heart just now , continue to walk home.

The daily cycle of life, all kinds of daily necessities, made her less unrealistic fantasies, because she had to live, and the exhausted life took up all her time to fantasize about those unrealistic things.

Carrying vegetables, Ning Ning entered a slightly old high-rise complex, skillfully took out the key to open the door, and returned home without even sitting down to take a sip of water to cool off the heat, and went into the kitchen with all kinds of things, washing vegetables After washing the fruit and picking up the refrigerator, I put on an apron and cut vegetables for cooking.

Xu Meier hid her figure and sat outside the window watching the girl in the house living a very ordinary life. After confirming that although her life might not be very good, it was not too bad. Just as she was about to leave, the door of the house was opened again. A man shouting that it was too hot came in from outside, took off his shirt as soon as he entered the house, then went to the kitchen to get a can of Coke, and asked how long it would take for the meal to be ready while drinking.

Ning Ning said that after a while, the man directly closed the kitchen door, still dissatisfied: "The air conditioner is not enough, you still open the kitchen door, the air is gone, how can the room get cooler? Do you know that I'm almost home." While talking, he sat down on the sofa, put his legs on the coffee table and started watching TV.

And Ning Ning in the kitchen was sweating all over, once the kitchen door was closed, the air-conditioning couldn't come in, and it was even hotter.

Xu Meier looked at the man and frowned slightly. The breath on this man was very mixed, which was very uncomfortable.

This seems to be the residence of Ning Ning and the man. Xu Meier doesn't know if they are married or not. There is no wedding photo at home, and the two of them don't have rings on their hands. Besides, she didn't see Ning Ning's mother. When she got down, she wanted to know what happened to Ningning these years.

After a dinner with only the loud noise of the TV, the man left his hands behind and went back to his room to play on the computer. Ning Ning, who was tired all day, silently packed the dishes, and then went straight into the unair-conditioned kitchen to do all kinds of washing, It was almost an hour or two after she came out of the kitchen, during which the man called Ningning to bring him a drink, but he didn't ask if it was hot or if he was tired.

Mei'er watched Ningning clean up the house inside and out, washed and dried the clothes the man had changed, and then went in to wash herself, and finally lay down on the bed. Every once in a while, the man would yell, Either to drink water or to eat fruit, in short, he didn't stop for a moment. What made Meier frown even more was that the man was playing games and smoking in the bedroom.The air conditioner was turned on at home, and the doors and windows were already closed, so the smell of smoke could not escape at all, and the whole room was filled with a choking smell. Ning Ning obviously didn't like it, but she was used to it and endured it on the bed.

After the man finally finished playing the game, turned off the light and went to bed, there was a rustling sound on the bed after a while, and then Ning Ning whispered: "No, mine is here, I feel sick to my stomach."

The man was very dissatisfied and cursed: "You are always doing this or that, and women are troublesome!"

Hearing this, Xu Meier suddenly felt her paws itch.

The man cursed for a while before slowly falling asleep, while Ning Ning, who was at the side, opened his eyes and looked at the moon outside the window, his silence made people feel distressed.

Xu Meier has been with Ning Ning for a few days and knows that she works in an education and training institution, but it is just the front desk, and she has to arrive at the company at eight o'clock every morning, so she has to get up before seven o'clock every day, and then she gets off work at five or six o'clock in the evening, and has to go to the office. Shopping for vegetables, going home to cook and wash clothes, and serving the man who never knew how to care for her. During this period, Ningning's mother never showed up, and Ningning never contacted her mother.

Just when Meier didn't know where to find a breakthrough, that night, the man wanted again, and directly touched Ningning's body under the quilt.Seeing Ning Ning's appearance, Mei'er was obviously unwilling, but she seemed to intend to endure it.

Seeing this, Meier waved her hand lightly, and the man who was still moving just now fell limply.Ning Ning was stunned, and pushed the person on her back. Seeing that the man suddenly stopped moving, she sat up in shock and turned on the bedside lamp: "Awei? What's wrong with you, Awei? Don't be scared, Awei. me!"

Xu Meier directly appeared in the room: "Ningning."

Ning Ning was startled by the sudden strange female voice in the room, and looked at the people in the room in horror: "You... who are you?"

Xu Meier turned on all the lights in the room, and Ning Ning finally saw the woman in front of her, she was so beautiful, maybe she was too good-looking, maybe the light gave her a sense of security, Ning Ning didn't feel so scared anymore, then This feeling is very strange, she is not afraid of a strange and strange woman who appeared in their house obviously.

The two looked at each other for a long time, just when Ning Ning felt a little strange and wanted to ask something, she saw the woman in front of her spread her palm towards her, and in her fair palm was a bright red one exuding a sweet smell. strawberry.

Ning Ning was taken aback for a moment, then her eyes turned red, she looked at the person in front of her, she seemed a little unbelievable, but she couldn't help but look forward to it: "Liu yo?"

Yo, when Xu Meier went to Ning Ning's house, she was named after Ning Ning as a little dog.Mei'er didn't expect that Ning Ning would call out at once. They didn't say that they had been separated for more than ten years, even Ning Ning didn't raise her for a long time at the beginning, not to mention, how could ordinary people treat a stranger who entered the house as their own? dog.

But Ning Ning did this anyway. Seeing that the person in front of him didn't respond, he couldn't help but said, "Are you Liuyou? You really are a goblin, right? Liuyou, have you come back to find me?"

Ning Ning couldn't stop crying while asking, Xu Meier sighed, stepped forward, put the strawberry in Ning Ning's hand, and touched her head to comfort her silently.

Ning Ning must have been suppressed for too long, the sudden concern caused her to collapse directly, and after she cried and told, Meier finally knew that Ning Ning's mother had passed away due to illness, and Ning Ning was only a child at that time. , In order to treat their mother, they sold the house, exhausted their savings, and borrowed a large sum of money from this man on the condition that Ning Ning marry him.Ning Ning agreed without telling her mother, but even if a large sum of money was thrown in, it could not save her mother's life.

Meier glanced at the person lying aside: "He is not a good match."

Ning Ning cried for a while, and said with some bitterness: "But he helped me when I was in the most difficult time, and gave me a place to stay when I had no home. Although others are not very good, but he is He really likes me and wants to live with me."

Xu Meier watched her silent for a while, and then said: "Don't let her touch you in the future, he has |AIDS|AIDS|."

Ning Ning was shocked, she looked at Xu Meier in disbelief, and then at the man beside her, she didn't know how to react, but her face turned pale little by little.