My cat has become a sperm

The reckoning of the Dao of Heaven always catches the demon by surprise. After Xu Miao helped Shi Yinyun before, he couldn't wait for any merit rewards. Later, he went to expose a charitable scam, and there was no response for a few days. Unexpectedly Just when Xu Miao thought that the path of charity in this direction was impracticable, a strong and pure golden light of merit surrounded him happily again.

He doesn't know who gave this golden light of merit, whether it is Shi Yinyun or fake charity, but it is good to have it anyway, and it proves that it is useful to collect merits in this direction, just when Xu Miao's happiness is bubbling and unconsciously begins to absorb , Only then did he realize that the merit he wanted was not for his own cultivation, but for Tutu.So I searched the ground, and there was only one piece of clothes left on the bed, and the man in the clothes turned into a cat and jumped out of the window.

In the middle of the night, Xu Tutu had already fallen asleep lying on Zhang Kai's bed, but was overwhelmed by Xu Miao. He almost vomited out his supper. "Tutu quickly absorb it!" Immediately afterwards, a large halo of light was shot into his body by Xu Miao.

Xu Tutu couldn't care about anything at once, and immediately absorbed the demon power in his body frantically.

But this time the absorption is a bit different from the past. Although there were not many merits in the past, there was no barrier to absorbing them. But now, he can clearly touch those merits, but it seems to be blocked by an invisible wall. , he had to expend a lot of effort to forcefully suck it from the other side of the wall, and also asked Xu Miao to help push hard on the other side, otherwise he wouldn't be able to absorb it at all.

The two of them struggled all night before they collapsed on the bed exhausted. However, most of those merits went into Xu Miao's body, and only a small amount was sucked away by Tutu.

Zhang Kai woke up early in the morning and saw the cat on his bed. He almost fell down without being scared. This is not an ordinary cat. With ears close to my face, I couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter?"

Xu Tutu snorted: "Go to your class, walk slowly!"

Zhang Kai licked the rabbit's head and got up helplessly, making sure that they would order takeaway breakfast later, so Zhang Kai washed up and went out.

As soon as Zhang Kai left, Xu Tutu immediately put on a sad face: "What should I do, meow, it seems that the way of using you as a medium will not work, and what I absorb is getting more and more difficult. It seems that soon I will not be able to accept anything. It's a merit."

Xu Miao was also in a daze, how did he know how to deal with this kind of thing, thought for a while and said, "Then how about I give you my inner alchemy for a try?"

Xu Tutu slapped Xu Miao on the forehead: "Aren't you stupid! You gave the inner alchemy to Yan Shuo because you can become a Taoist couple. If you give me the inner alchemy, I will only be absorbed by me, and I will control everything." The kind that can't live!"

Xu Miao sighed: "Then what should I do? If I had known this would happen earlier, then I would have given you half of the golden elixir."

Xu Tutu sighed: "There are so many people in the world who knew earlier."

The two demons lay there for a while, until Yan Shuo came downstairs, Xu Miao slowly got up, turned back into a human, put on clothes, and followed Yan Shuo to class.

When I was drowsy in the classroom, I received a WeChat message from Xu Tutu. He planned to go to the mountain again and go to the underground stone room to have a look. After all, the golden elixir was found there, and there was also a transformed one. Yao used to practice there, maybe there is some useful information.

Xu Miao thought for a while, and planned to go with him. After all, he had absorbed the golden elixir. If there was anything related to the golden elixir hidden there, maybe he could sense it.

Because they didn't know how long they would stay in the mountains, neither of them said hello to their respective excrement shovel officers. After chartering a car and walking almost half of the distance, Xu Miao sent a message to Yan Shuo and Zhang Kai respectively. .

For Xu Miao, Yan Shuo is at ease. After all, he is a cat who has gone to school, and he has been to the mountains more than once, so he will not lose himself.As for Zhang Kai, he was silent for a long time after watching the message sent by Xu Miao. He knew that it was because of him that Tutu was obsessed with becoming a human. What a life.But when he saw that Tutu regarded becoming a human as an obsession, he realized how selfish he was.

But he couldn't let it go, he didn't even know when he had such deep feelings for that arrogant rabbit, if he didn't have that rabbit who always liked to kick him by his side in the future, just thinking about it There is a possibility, there is a kind of indescribable suffocation.

When she saw Xu Miao and Xu Tutu appearing together, Meier knew their intentions and sighed helplessly: "Haven't you given up yet?"

Xu Tutu clicked his tongue softly: "It's not my style to give up if you say give up. I want to go down and have a look to see if there is anything I missed. Besides, Miaomiao has never gone down, so we just go down and have a look together."

Xu Meier said: "There is no need to go down."

Xu Miao looked at Meier: "Why, Tutu said that there is a portrait of the senior of the Yaozu below, I will pay homage to it."

Mei'er said: "The portrait has disappeared, and the aura here is getting weaker and weaker, especially this enchantment was attacked by that evil spirit last time, and his remaining evil spirit has also polluted this place, and I will leave soon Here it is."

Xu Miao and Tutu were surprised. They thought that the spirit grass here could slowly dilute those evil things: "So the things below are also slowly disappearing?"

Meier nodded: "The existence of that underground palace itself is maintained by the aura. When the aura is gone, it will be oxidized slowly, eroded by weeds, and the traces of existence will be worn away little by little."

Xu Miao couldn't help but look at Tutu in blank dismay. This was a bit different from what they had expected.

Without waiting for them to digest this matter, Meier said: "But it is not impossible for Tutu to become a human."

Hearing the words, the two quickly looked at Mei'er: "What do you mean?"

Mei'er looked at Xu Tutu and sighed: "I just think the chances are slim, so last time I saw that you didn't find out by yourself, so I didn't tell you too much. If you want to become a human, you have to go back to the Demon League. I copied a map in the stone room. There is a place in the Demon League where the transformation pill is buried. If you can find it, with the merits you have cultivated now, it is easy to transform into a human, but the problem is that it may not be possible. Find it, and once you return to the Demon League, if you want to leave again, unless you turn into a human, you can only smuggle in."

Xu Miao glanced at Xu Tutu and said nothing, Xu Meier said: "I'm already planning to go back to the Demon League, the aura of the outside world is too weak and chaotic, and I want to find it along the map, but if I find it, If you don't return to the Demon League, I can't change form, and I can't give you the same."

Xu Tutu didn't say a word for a long time. It was too difficult to decide whether to go back to take risks, or to keep human society and continue to struggle towards transformation.

Xu Miao was also silent for a while, before saying: "Why don't we find a way to make more meritorious deeds, I have already found the direction of making meritorious deeds in the future, if we work hard, it may not be impossible."

Xu Tutu said: "Let me think about it, let me think about it."

After thinking about this for several days, Xu Miao went to the edge of the mountain forest every morning where there was a signal to video with Yan Shuo, and then returned to the forest to practice with Meier. When Xu Tutu was in a daze, he He went to the mountains with Meier to catch wild game and put them in his own small space, planning to let Yan Shuo cook them for him when he got back.

Although there are no takeaways and no mobile games, it's nice to let the wind out like this once in a while.After about a week or so, Xu Tutu shook his fur, stood up from the rock that almost weathered with him, looked at Meier and said, "I'll go back to the Demon League with you."

Xu Miao was stunned for a moment: "Tutu..."

Xu Tutu said: "If you can't change shape if you stay here, it's useless for me to stay. Maybe you will be lucky to find the transformation pill when you go back. If you can't find it, maybe after a long time, I will forget about Zhang Kai. , Zhang Kai will also forget about me and find an ordinary woman to marry and have children, anyway, I should go back no matter what I think."

After Xu Tutu finished speaking, he couldn't help regretting and said: "I promised Zhang Kai to show him what I look like after I become a human. It seems that I may break my promise."

Meier said: "If you want to see it, it's not impossible."

The two monsters turned their heads together: "???"

Xu Meier glanced at them: "You just need to borrow Miaomiao's demon core and use your own cultivation to isolate the demon core, so at least you can last for a day without absorbing the demon core, but it will be destroyed by other demon spirits." If it is infected, Miaomiao will suffer more damage, but you can be a human for a day."

Before Xu Tutu said anything, Xu Miao said: "Okay, if Tutu really wants to leave, then let's have a two-person world with Zhang Kai. Now I can absorb merits to cultivate, and it won't take long for the damage to be severe. will recover.”

Xu Tutu and Xu Meier looked at Xu Miao, couldn't help sighing silently, and gave their own demon pills to other demons, even the most trustworthy demons couldn't do it, and only this silly cat .

In order to save time against the clock, Xu Miao sent a message to Zhang Kai on Xu Tutu's mobile phone on the way back, asking Zhang Kai to spare a day, and they went to make an appointment.

Zhang Kai didn't think much about it, anyway, it wasn't the first time that Tutu asked him to take him out to play, and the company didn't accept any projects recently, so he had a lot of time.

After going back, Tutu was still the same as usual, it was time to eat and make trouble, but on the appointed morning, Zhang Kai didn't see Tutu when he got up.

He was wondering if he would run to find Xu Miao early in the morning, but as soon as he went downstairs, he saw a boy sitting on the sofa.

It was a person he had never seen before, with snow-white skin, jet-black hair, and almond-like eyes as clear as jewels. When he looked in carefully, there seemed to be a layer of reddish light, and the slender eyelashes were like a Like a small cattail fan, when he blinked twice to look at it, Zhang Kai only felt that a small hook hooked his heart.

Thinking of that impossible possibility, Zhang Kai's nervous heart was about to jump out of his throat: "Rabbit, rabbit?"

Xu Tutu raised his chin, and Xingren narrowed his eyes in dissatisfaction: "You can sleep too well, hurry up, it's getting late, we agreed to go on a date!"

Zhang Kai was surprised: "Tutu? Is it really you? When did you become a human?" He didn't even know about such a big thing!

Xu Tutu rolled his eyes, didn't bother to chat with him, so he walked up to him and dragged him out.

Upstairs, Xu Miao was lying on the bed weakly, her face was paler than ever. Yan Shuo knew that he had given the demon pill to Tutu, and he also saw Tutu turning into a human. Cute, seeing them like this, Yan Shuo helplessly kissed the poor cat on the bed: "What do you think you are doing this for?"

Xu Miao didn't know why: "Of course it's for Tutu."

Yan Shuo sighed and patted his head: "Okay, go to sleep, I will stay with you at home today."

Xu Miao was indeed tired, and soon passed out, Yan Shuo sighed silently, maybe it was just a miss if he didn't see it, but if he saw it, it might really become an obsession.

Xu Tutu took Zhang Kai to do all the things that ordinary couples do. Many things that he couldn’t play when he was a rabbit, Xu Tutu also asked Zhang Kai to play with him once, and took pictures while playing. He looked like he was having fun.

Zhang Kai still hasn't recovered from the surprise of the rabbit turning into a human. It is just as he imagined. It is different from Xu Miao's beauty with a fairy spirit. It is very beautiful and cute, even when he is not smiling. , all make people want to get close, and when they smile, they give people a kind of softness that they want to rub, even the way they stare at people is not good.

However, when Zhang Kai was looking forward to the future life like never before, he heard Tutu say that he was going to leave.

On the Ferris wheel, Zhang Kai looked at Tutu in surprise: "What did you say?"

Xu Tutu said: "I'm going back to the Demon League, I promised to show you my appearance and I did it, but this is borrowing Miaomiao's demon pill, it's not my real transformation, there are transformations in the Demon League Xingdan, but I don’t know if I can find it, but I have to go back and look for it, if I can’t find it, then I won’t be able to come out in the future, so you have to be good in the future, if I become a human, I will come out and look for it You, if you can't change, then when I come out, I will help you take care of your children and grandchildren."

I have never clarified my sexual orientation until I met Zhang Kai who seemed to have been bent over by Tutu: "..." Where did he come from in this life!

Zhang Kai couldn't help but grabbed Xu Tutu's hand: "I don't ask you to become a human, don't go, let's continue as before, even if you are a rabbit, it doesn't matter, we agreed to take care of each other for the rest of our lives, you can't say without faith."

Xu Tutu looked at him silently for a while, and finally shook his head: "I want to look for it, if I can't find it, I will sneak out, don't worry, I will definitely come back in your lifetime, even if I see you one last time .”

Zhang Kai: "..." There is always a feeling of being cursed.

Just when the two were speechless, dazzling dazzles appeared outside the Ferris wheel, and Xu Tutu looked at Zhang Kai with a smile: "Is it good-looking? You humans seem to like this kind of romance very much."

Zhang Kai was stunned: "You let someone let you go?"

Xu Tutu nodded: "Anyway, I have money, oh yes, half of my money will be given to Miaomiao and half to you. Miaomiao needs merit cultivation, and charity needs money. Since I can't give you spiritual companionship, then I can only give you material enjoyment."

Zhang Kai looked at Xu Tutu's complex expression and was speechless.

Xu Tutu looked at him suspiciously: "Are you moved? Are you not moved?"

The bright and flickering fireworks outside the Ferris wheel were reflected in Xu Tutu's clear eyes. Zhang Kai looked at his own appearance in his eyes, and suddenly hugged him in his arms: "You said you wanted to come back, even if Smuggling, I'll wait for you."

Xu Tutu really wanted to say don't wait, but the words came to his lips: "Okay."

Whether it's a human or a monster, you must have a thought and an obsession in your heart in order to hold your breath until you live a long life.

Xu Tutu left, together with Meier, a few friends left in an instant, Xu Miao suddenly felt lonely, and he didn't even go to Yeli's place so often.

Maybe it's because Xu Miao's playmates from childhood have left. Although Xu Miao is still the same Xu Miao from before, Yan Shuo obviously feels that he has settled down a lot, and even his frizzy temper has calmed down a bit.

Xu Miao, who has nothing to do, puts all the focus of life on Yan Shuo and the anti-bullying alliance he established, and Shi Yinyun has become the backbone of their organization.

What Xu Miao didn't expect was that his second backbone member turned out to be Qin An who didn't speak more than ten sentences in the dormitory for a whole school year.

It was also after the establishment of this organization that Qin An took the initiative to find Xu Miao and said that he wanted to join.Xu Miao wondered if Qin An had been bullied before, which made him so reticent.Unexpectedly, it was not Qin An who was bullied, but Qin An's sister.

But his elder sister didn't have a demon named Xu Miao to rescue her. She jumped from the high altitude of the teaching building and was always frozen in the most beautiful flowering season.

Since then, Qin An has become silent, just like Shi Yinyun took his younger brother's death on him back then, he also blamed himself for not noticing the strangeness of his sister, just like a teenager who is carelessly making noise every day , and even naively competed with her sister for her parents' favor.

The death of his sister hit Qin An far more than Shi Yinyun, so he closed himself up, rejected everything, and lived in his own world in silence.

Until he saw how Xu Miao helped Shi Yinyun get out of the predicament, he often thought that it would be great if such a person helped his sister back then.It's a pity that his sister didn't meet such a good person, but he can become such a good person, even if he accumulates blessings for his sister, if there is one less person like his sister in the world, there will be one more saved person.

After graduating, Xu Miao rented a studio on the first floor. From the first two people, there were more and more people gradually. Some of them had been treated like this before, or their family members had been treated like this. This charity is operating as a business, and some are volunteers.

Xu Miao also gradually found a sense of belonging to human society from this career that is not considered a career, from seeing it as a way to gain merit, to slowly becoming a salvation that can really empathize.I have seen too much unkindness and cowardice, and I have also seen too much kindness and strength.Xu Miao didn't say how much he knew about human beings, but at least, his behavior and thoughts became more and more like a person.

The happy time passed quickly, and Xu Miao had been a man for ten years in a blink of an eye. On the night when he was thinking about graduating from college, Yan Shuo stripped him clean in his graduation gown. It was also that night, Xu Miao He completely put his demon pill into Yan Shuo's body.

After a few years, Yan Shuo, who has a successful career, is still clear and bright, but he has become more calm with the experience of society.And Xu Miao is just like before, full of vigor like a little sun, time has not left traces on them, but with the company day and night, the love becomes stronger and stronger.

The pet shop that sold Xu Miao had changed several owners, from selling cats to now selling cats, dogs, hamsters and pet pigs.Yan Shuo couldn't help but stop when passing by occasionally. If he hadn't bought a cat by accident that day, he didn't know what his life would be like now.

Seeing Yan Shuo staying at the door, a clerk opened the door with a smile and said, "Sir, do you want to buy pets? You can come in and have a look."

Yan Shuo smiled at him and refused, "No, I have a jealous cat in my house."

As soon as Yan Shuo's words fell, he heard a cheerful voice behind him: "Shuo Shuo!"

Knowing who is coming without looking back, Yan Shuo walked forward without looking back, and soon there was another hand in his palm.Yan Shuo turned his head slightly, his eyes were as gentle and focused as ever: "It's so early today?"

Xu Miao smiled and said, "There's nothing to do today. It's been so peaceful recently. I want to do a team building while I'm free. Where would you like to go? How about soaking in hot springs and eating barbecue?"

Xu Miao walked home while holding Yan Shuo's hand tightly while talking.

One late night, Zhang Kai came home exhausted, looking at the empty room, his mind was blank in a daze, he didn't know how long it had passed, Zhang Kai loosened his tie, and was about to take off his clothes and take a shower.

As soon as he got up from the sofa, he heard the doorbell ring. Zhang Kai glanced at the time. At two in the morning, he frowned subconsciously. Who else would come so late.

Looking through the cat's eye, I saw only a person wearing a peaked cap. Zhang Kai put a safety lock on the door and opened a gap: "Who are you looking for?"

The man wearing the peaked cap looked up, grinning and showing two cute rabbit teeth, and asked with a smile in his slightly red eyes: "Rabbit that loves meat, do you want it?"