Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Orm admitted that Loki was quite right.

Those monsters on the soles of his feet that came out of nowhere were indeed ugly, out of style, out of realm, even if he didn't have cubs in his stomach, he suddenly felt a strong nausea.

Briefly describe.

This is a group of monsters that are roughly in the shape of humanoids. The reason for using so many ambiguous adjectives is because Aum found that the heads of the monsters have no facial features, and they look like they have been deliberately made into faceless people.And the limbs are all pieced together, it looks like I don’t know where to get back a bunch of limb parts, and then randomly pick out a head, a torso and match the limbs, sew a few stitches randomly, and you’re done. a complete individual.

It is quite careless to put together, the length of the legs is a trivial matter, at least all the parts of the body are still of the "human" species, and there are more strange non-human parts appearing on the monsters, such as strangely shaped A head with metallic luster, such as arms with weapons, such as thin and short animal limbs with hooves...

There is even a monster with a big fish head on its neck...

Orm says he doesn't even want to know if the murlocs, the king of Atlantis, were the inspiration.

What made Aum and Loki even more disgusting was that many monsters were covered with greasy slime!

Algae green!

Step on it and slide it!

Although there is no smell, the visual impact of the algal green slime hanging on the monster is enough to double the nausea of ​​Orm and Loki in an instant!

Therefore, Aum is only willing to describe the monsters in humanoid form, and if he says "human" form, Aum feels that he will probably be so disgusted that he will be expelled automatically.

In addition to being disgusting enough, this group of monsters made up of bits and pieces also caused a problem for Orm——

"I wipe!"

Orm flexibly stepped on top of the monsters' heads and moved left and right, kicked a monster trying to grab its dirty claws towards his ankle, and kicked the monster's head into broken eggs neatly.

"There is no face, how can you tell the front from the back?!"

Orm observed carefully for ten seconds, but he couldn't tell which side of the monster's head was the face and which was the back of the head. In the end, Loki shared his experience——

Don't look at the head, look at the body, to be precise, look at the chest and butt, the side with the chest is the front, attacking the heart has a high probability of triggering a one-hit kill, fast and efficient, saving time and effort.

The side with the buttocks is the opposite side, don't hesitate to kick at the spine, if you don't die, you can kick it half disabled.

If you still can't tell the difference between the pros and cons, you can spend more effort to dismantle the monster's head and limbs, and be dismantled into a monster that costs at least six dollars.

Aum doubts that the people who created these monsters did not learn from abstract art in aesthetics, did they learn painting skills in kindergarten, and they probably practiced their mending skills with dolls.

Ugliness is recognized, and he also found that the monster's manufacturing process is quite simple!

Have you ever seen a monster that loses an arm as it walks?Have you ever seen a monster that fell apart with one kick?

What kind of fairy craft is this TM? !Orm swears that the dolls he made out of the shells of the killer clam when he was a child are stronger than these monsters!

The slimy slime hanging from the monster's head caused some troubles to Orm's actions. Since the monsters are not difficult to deal with, and one kick can break them apart, Orm simply kicked the few closest to Loki. The monster kicked and vacated a small space for himself, bent down and jumped down, blocking Loki's front intentionally or unintentionally.

"Om!!!"

Loki wiped his face, then slapped Orm on the back, rubbing his hands.

"Stop sloppy throwing slime in my face!!!"

"The person who rubs slime on my back has no right to call others sloppy!"

Aum snapped back angrily, don't think he couldn't feel Loki's small movements!

Loki rubbed the slime all over his clothes ahhh! ! !

Aum felt uncomfortable all over his body as if he had grown hair. He wished he could jump into the sea and scrub his skin ten times!

Loki expressed wordless contempt for Orm, and flew from behind Orm, kicked a monster's leg, and then successfully used Orm to pawn off the splashing slime.

Orm: "Loki!!!"

"What are you shouting for?" Loki poked out his ears, looking as if your ears would be shattered if you speak too loudly, and said, "You're fighting a monster, it's inevitable that some messy liquid will splash out, Hold on, don't be so squeamish!"

Aum almost laughed out of anger.

squeamish?

Loki has the face to say him?

Who is the fragile guy who can't even accept the reality of having a baby in his belly? !

"That... Excuse me..."

A voice like a gossamer sounded from behind Orm and Loki, and they turned their heads together, and saw that the doctor who was rushed to the rescue after being gnawed off by a monster had already covered the wound with his clothes. Barely bandaged, now leaning crookedly against the wall, holding on to the spirit and asking:

"...Are the two Chaoying?"

"no!"

Aum and Loki denied it with one voice.

"he is!"

They spoke in unison again, and the two pointed at each other in unison.

Rocky: Superhero?I'm not an ant in the courtyard!Not even the strongest ants!

Orm: Superhero?He's crazy, and he's not going to leave Atlantis and go to land and be some goddamn superhero!

"But...couldn't you...aren't you Prince Rocky, the family member of Thunder God, a member of the Avengers?" The broken-leg doctor's tone was a little doubtful, but he pointed his finger firmly at Rocky.

What he said was a question, but his face was full of affirmation.

Loki froze for a second, jumped and shouted:

"You are the Avengers family! I am the prince of Asgard, and I will eventually become the king of Asgard!"

"All right, all right! You're a prince, you're a king!" The broken leg doctor looked like I don't care if you're from Asgard, and he said casually, and then whispered, "I really hope I'm a member of the Avengers family. Well...you don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings..."

Doctor Broken Leg had exhausted all his strength to lower the volume of his muttering to the lowest in his range.

However, no one present was hard of hearing (except the broken leg doctor himself).

Loki suddenly exploded into a proud firework.

Who is in the blessing? !

A big fool like Saul, whoever uses it will know, and whoever has it will be unlucky!

However, "Sol will send you down!" The words rushed to his throat, but Loki swallowed them back hesitantly.

Only, I am not reluctant!

Just, I just don't want to see Sol's wronged face!Ugly and annoying for sure!

That's right!That's it!

After forcing himself to comfort himself, Loki's complexion improved a lot, but the broken leg doctor didn't know that he was just on the verge of being forced into a brother, and he continued to tease Loki:

"I'm sure I won't admit it wrong, Mr. Rocky. I just watched the video of you and your lover half an hour ago, and now you two appear at the same time, so I'm pretty sure that you are Mr. Rocky himself."

what? !

I'm afraid the doctor didn't break his leg but his brain, right? !

Rocky turned his neck stiffly, and asked Aum in disbelief: "What video did he say?!"

"..." Aum didn't want to speak.

"Video on Twitter," the doctor with a broken leg replied eagerly, "You and your lover..."

"What on earth are you trying to do!" Orm hurriedly cut off the doctor's words.

He really wants to ballball these mainlanders. If he doesn't do business all day long, he knows that Lalang will be paired with CP. Isn't there something wrong with him?

"Do me a favor." The doctor with a broken leg followed Aum and changed the subject immediately.

Aum held down Aum who had been wandering in the abyss of rage, "What's the matter?"

Broken leg doctor: "Send me to Fulian to surrender."

Orm & Loki: "Ah—???"

The broken leg doctor pouted at the monsters and asked, "Don't you want to find out where these ugly monsters come from?"

Orm: "You know?"

Broken Leg Doctor: "Of course, how could I not know what I made."

Orm & Loki:! ! !

They actually saved a perverted doctor villain? !

Rocky frowned again, "You still don't believe me that this is a black-hearted hospital! Not only did the big man pretend to be pregnant, but he also created so many disgusting ugly monsters, who is not black?!"

Aum: "..." Is the hospital black or not TM the point? !

The broken leg doctor ignored Loki's roar and continued to calmly say:

"Why are these monsters created, how they were created, who is behind them, and the experimental data, I can hand over all of them, as long as you take me to the Avengers to surrender."

Orm admitted that Dr. Broken Leg's offer was tempting, but—

"If we send you out of here, what will these monsters do? If no one stops them, they will rush out to eat people immediately!"

"Hey, Orm—" Loki poked him suddenly, "Can you knock down half a building?"

"No."

Knock down the building = the ruins can bury the monsters underneath = they can get away and get people to Stark Tower before Doctor Broken Leg bleeds to death.

Aum understood in seconds, and then slapped Loki's dishonest paw away mercilessly, why not poke the itchy flesh on his waist?If he doesn't get slapped, whoever gets slapped!

"Even if you can, I won't let you hit the other half, give up!"

Loki: "Why?!"

Orm didn't speak.

Loki: "You are making trouble for no reason!"

Om sighed.

There is still a cub in the stomach, hit the building?Who gave him the courage?

The doctor with a broken leg took out his mobile phone, silently recorded a small video of the interaction between Loki acting like a baby (big mistake) and Aum being silent and tolerant (big mistake!), and uploaded it to Twitter.

Rubbing his chin and thinking for a while, the doctor with a broken leg gave his video a title——#杨基做日: Rocky and his new lover went in and out of the hospital, bickered sweetly, and the prenatal inspection report has been released! #

Fortunately, before Orm couldn't stop Loki, who was about to crash into the building, Sol's tall figure appeared in his sight!

"Sol!" Loki's eyes lit up, and he suddenly had a new idea.

So, I managed to find Loki in a hurry. I haven't figured out why there are a lot of strange monsters behind him, and I haven't had time to be excited by the way Loki's eyes shine when he sees him. Sol Loki slapped his head and covered his face and asked:

"You can tear down the building, can't you!"

"right……"

etc!Something seems wrong, right? !

"Great!"

Loki didn't care if Sol felt something, grabbed Sol's hand and pulled him out of the hospital building.

Aum pinched the bridge of his nose helplessly, ignored the sympathetic gaze of the doctor who lost his leg, picked him up, and followed him out.

He finally understood that Rocky simply didn't like this hospital, and he would collapse it no matter what.Even if he can stop him a hundred times, he can definitely come up with the one hundred and first method to achieve his goal!

Then... let him go... Aum thought weakly, it's just a building, who can't afford it?

Thor was confused and pulled out of the hospital building by Loki, and then Loki grabbed his cloak collar with one hand, pointed at the hospital building with the other, and ordered:

"In 30 seconds, bring this building down!"

"Ah?" Saul looked blank, "Why..."

"I let you do it! There is no reason!" Loki blocked Thor's question back impatiently, "Hurry up!"

"...OK...OK..."

Thor hesitantly raised Thor's Hammer. Although he didn't know what Loki was messing with, it had become a deep-rooted habit to be used to him...

"and many more!"

Peter, who was wearing a Spider-Man suit, suddenly fell from the sky, grabbed Thor's Hammer with both hands, and stopped Thor's movement.

"Wait first! Give me 1 minute! We must maintain the fine traditions passed down by Mr. Stark!"

As he said that, Peter tapped his head... oh no, it was the armor hood, and discussed with his artificial intelligence: "Karen, do me a favor..."

A few minutes later, Tony received two messages in Jarvis' gloating voice.

A piece of good (?) news——Sir, congratulations, you have added a high-end private hospital in New York to your assets.

A piece of bad news—but unfortunately, the second the hospital was assigned to your name, it was blown up into an expensive ruin by Mr. Saul.

Tony: "..."

Excuse me, can he donate Jarvis today?

The author has something to say:

Orm: I'm leaving, these monsters will rush out and eat people!

Author: Σ(⊙▽⊙! Aum! Wake up! Where is the character set that you agreed to hate land people?!

Thank you Binger little angel for the nutrient solution, okay~

Thank you I dare to thank little angel Yu for the nutrient solution (づ￣3￣)づ

I stayed in the conference room all day today, so not only did I lose weight, but I also lost weight successfully_(:з」∠)_

The whole day of the meeting, the author's soul was drained QAQ