Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

There have been no super villains in New York for a while. I don’t know if it’s because the Avengers have a large number of people and a high force value, and their ability configuration is comprehensive and scientific. There are all melee and long-range physical methods for meat shields. When fighting super villains, they can always crush them. Bureau, so that the villains collectively gave up the idea of ​​​​making troubles in New York, and moved to Gotham or the Metropolis.

Uh... Although Batman and Superman are also fierce, at least they won't be beaten by gangs... right?If Batman didn't show up with Robin!

Therefore, the superheroes in the reunion are very idle recently. This can be seen from the fact that when Aum came to pull Loki to scold Zhenglian and his brother Arthur, they would all come out to gather a crowd to watch. Out one or two.

To be precise, except for Tony and Banner who still have experiments to indulge in, and Captain Steve who helps S.H.I.E.L.D.

Steve had just finished a high-lethality weapons smuggling case with S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

To be honest, there was no difficulty. After getting the coordinates given by Tony, Steve could copy the lair of the smugglers by himself, and the agents were left to follow him and torture the criminals.

Oh, and Steve even kindly helped the agents escort all the prisoners back to the designated location.

Although... the criminals who were beaten out, handcuffed, and guarded by the secret agents with an overwhelming 2:1 advantage, actually did not need the escort service of a boss like Steve. (Smuggler: We are just smuggling some goods! Why did we send out the Avengers! It's not fair!)

But the agents kept dreamy expressions throughout the whole process, and pikapika shouted silently, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I met the captain!!!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. "Ahhh the captain is so amazing!!!" "Ahhh the captain is so kind and I blow it up!!!".

They are all brain-dead fans, trying their best to restrain the urge to rush forward to ask for a group photo and autograph.

No way, most of the S.H.I.E.L.D. are fans of the captain. In order to grab the opportunity to go on missions with the captain, they even got together to fight in the training room, forcing Coulson to improvise a random lottery system.

The captain belongs to everyone, if you love him, come and draw lots!

In short, just finished cooperating with S.H.I.E.L.D. to deal with the smuggling case here, and by the way, after S.H.I.E.L.D. finished writing the field reports required for the process, Steve, who returned to Stark Tower, heard a burst of earth-shattering noises as soon as he entered the door. Magical laughter.

Then, Steve saw Natasha curled up on the sofa, clutching her belly and laughing.

To focus, the well-known black widow lady who is popular on Twitter with her glamorous style, laughed like a child on the sofa, her cheeks were flushed, and she choked and coughed twice when she was halfway through the laugh, cough After it was over, he continued to laugh wildly without giving up.

Although I still don't know what made Natasha laugh like this, but it must be something very funny, Steve thought, before Peter brought the gift he prepared for Harry and he carried it for Ashley Things were mixed up, and Natasha didn't laugh so exaggeratedly when she gave Harry a lipstick in full view.

"Why are you laughing like this?"

Steve stepped forward to pat Natasha on the back, smoothing her mind.

"Captain? Are you back from exercising?"

Hearing Steve's voice, Natasha lifted her curly hair that had been turned into a nest of straw in the wild laughter, and rushed to Steve with a wink.

Hey... They are good everywhere in the reunion, but they have the disadvantage of being rich in older bachelors, especially the captain. He looks tall, handsome and gentle and considerate. He is obviously the type who can marry a harem by virtue of his face, but he has lived a life of his own. The tragedy of being single for 90 years!

And it's all like this and I haven't learned my lesson. I'm either exercising or doing missions all day long. As for falling in love?

Natasha wondered, did the super soldier serum damage a certain nerve in his brain?For example, the one that controls hormone secretion and love.

"Natasha—"

Steve is helpless. Recently, his behavior of always going to S.H.I.E.L.D. to help has aroused a lot of teasing from his teammates, but—there isn’t much going on in the Avengers recently, so it’s okay to help S.H.I.E.L.D., right?

It's not to help Hydra... It's also much more interesting than Natasha's love story...

Natasha pouted helplessly.

Look, the old-fashioned old man with the strongest fighting power in history lives in their reunion!

Among other things, they were born and died in the same trench, and Steve still called her "Natasha" honestly.Nick name?nonexistent.

"—To maintain the amount of exercise every day, in order to ensure that the physical function and skill will not regress at least."

Steve explained very seriously, and his eyes were extremely sincere, even showing paternalistic disapproval.

Natasha curled her lips and said:

"You should talk to Bucky about that, according to Jarvis he's gained another kilo."

"..."

Steve couldn't take it anymore. If he could control Bucky's mouth, would Bucky's weight be one kilogram and one kilogram?

Every time Bucky looks at him with his mouth full and his eyes wide open innocently, Steve can't help it... I, should I soften my heart again_(:з)∠)_...

Got it!

It seems that there is no need to worry about the marriage of the two older bachelors in the Avengers - Natasha suddenly sees through the phenomenon - Steve and Bucky are absolutely right!It's only a matter of time before they hook up!

If not, she will eat the phone live!

Let's change the subject, Natasha thought sadly, dog food doesn't taste good at all.

"Laugh at this."

Natasha handed her mobile phone to Steve, and there was a video playing on it——#板基做日: Rocky and his new lover went in and out of the hospital, bickering sweetly, and the prenatal report has been released! #

The corners of Steve's eyes twitched just looking at the title.

Hammer... doomsday?Sorry, what is a hammer base?

Rocky's new lover?who?Hey wait... New means... Loki still has an old lover?who?

Obstetric report? !Is this obstetric examination the one he understood? !

There were too many questions, and finally Steve pointed to the blond man standing next to Rocky in the video and asked:

"Who is this...?" Could it be the new lover mentioned in the title?

"Loki's friend was introduced as an Atlantean, but according to my guess—" Natasha lowered her voice in a habitually mysterious way.Lowering her voice at the most critical moment can attract the listener to come closer involuntarily. This is a trick Natasha has used repeatedly.

However, Steve didn't move, and even looked at Natasha puzzled, wondering why she suddenly stopped talking.

Forget this guy has quadruple hearing...

Natasha sighed in her heart, and she didn't bother to continue to play tricks, and said directly: "Actually, it should be the Atlanta who swiftly slapped the governments of various countries and gave them a vivid lesson in environmental protection a few months ago." King Tees."

“Environmental protection class is actually very good,”

The so-called benevolence sees benevolence, Steve just heard the feelings of worrying about the country and the people from Natasha's gossip, and he said seriously:

"It's just that the method is a bit extreme."

Natasha: "..." I would like to ask, do you still remember that we are gossiping, not worrying about the country and the people?

"It's not the king anymore."

Aum strolled in with Doctor Broken Leg, and threw Doctor Broken Leg, whose face and body were all dirty and missing some parts, onto the sofa with one hand, and corrected him casually.

"Huh!"

Natasha got up suddenly, rushed to the doctor with a broken leg in three steps at a time, looked carefully twice, turned to Aum and asked:

"What did you do?"

Has the little prince of Atlantis been out with Loki for two hours, does this break someone else's leg?The ability to do things is too good!

"It's not me!" While Loki was still arguing with Thor outside, Aum swiftly dismissed himself first.

Natasha: "That's Loki?"

"You are naked|naked slander."

Loki's voice came from the door, and he and Sol walked in one after the other.I don't know what the two of them said outside the door, but Loki's mood has improved a lot visible to the naked eye. Not only is he not irritable, but he has also regained a bit of a gentlemanly demeanor.

"Look at the wound with your big eyes with double eyelids that are definitely not only for venting. The leg was obviously eaten off. Please don't plant it on my head, thank you!"

While speaking, Natasha had already ordered Jarvis to invite Bruce over and prepare the medical room, and then carefully unwrapped the white coat that was used as a bandage on the broken leg doctor's leg.

"Tsk! Does it really... hurt?"

"Of, of course..." The broken leg doctor's painful eyes were watery.

In the hospital, he was rescued from the monster's mouth by Loki. At that time, there was a lack of medical treatment and even bandages, so he could only make do with a white coat, and there was no medicine to stop the bleeding immediately. The white coat wrapped around the wound had already adhered to the wound. Being together, the feeling of being unraveled...the lack of wailing was all due to the final stubbornness of "not being able to lose face in front of beautiful women".

Natasha frowned at the wound on his broken leg, and her brows became tighter and tighter—there were obvious signs of gnawing on the wound, which was very troublesome.

"I don't know if the cradle of regeneration can restore this leg..." Natasha muttered to herself.

"it should be OK."

Banner suddenly poked his head out from above the back of the sofa, startling the broken leg doctor a little.After carefully observing the wound surface, Banner was very sure and said it again to Natasha, with a very certain tone:

"Use the regeneration cradle to recover. After recovering, you can run and jump, and it won't be any different from before."

"Uh...thank you?"

As soon as the words came out, the broken leg doctor began to feel annoyed.

What the hell is he talking about?Shouldn't it be hugging the golden thigh with tears of gratitude?

It turns out that blood loss can not only make people weak and dizzy, but also make people lose their IQ...

"You're welcome." Banner didn't take it seriously. When he was a doctor in India back then, when the patients and their families heard that it could be cured, the nonsense they got over excited was much more exciting than it is now.

He waved his hand at the broken leg doctor and said, "Don't worry, it won't be too troublesome. You can fall asleep during the treatment, but you suffer from too much pain. But...what bit your leg?"

It can gnaw off a human leg, is it some kind of beast, or something happened in New York...

The doctor with a broken leg replied readily: "The compound splicing monster I cultivated. Originally, I wanted to try to create a human body with other racial characteristics through limb fusion, in order to find a way to mass-produce superpower fighters, but..."

The broken leg doctor shrugged and laughed at himself:

"...I probably don't have that day."

Banner: "What?!"

Steve: "Mass manufacturing super soldiers?!"

Natasha: "What branch of the government do you belong to?"

As she said that, Natasha rolled up her sleeves, and said on her face, "Say it! My mother is waiting to beat up the idiot!"

"Hydra." The doctor with a broken leg still answered very straightforwardly.

"Hydra?!"

Natasha stood up suddenly with a grim expression, grabbed the doctor's only remaining leg, and threw him off the sofa.

"Bucky! Break his other leg for me!"

"...==."

Bucky, who was quietly passing by with two plums in his hand, stopped helplessly, turned his eyes 45 degrees down to the left, and motioned Natasha to look at his empty sleeves—he didn't wear a steel unicorn arm today.

"Come on." Natasha raised her eyebrows and said, "Even if you don't have a steel arm, you can beat ten weak chickens like this."

Bucky: Please let me go, okay, I just want to steal a plum...

Broken Leg Doctor: Say I'm a weakling in front of you, please consider how I feel, okay...

"But I have unilaterally fired Hydra!"

The broken leg doctor burst out with the strongest desire to survive in his life, and hurriedly added.

Natasha was full of doubts: "Fired?"

The doctor with a broken leg nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "It's fried! It's really fried!"

Natasha: "You took the initiative?"

Broken Leg Doctor: "Of course! Hydra's unscrupulous organization that deducts money, gives all experimental materials substandard products, and doesn't reimburse medical expenses for injuries. If it's not fired, why not keep it for Christmas!"

"..."

Natasha turned her head in disbelief to look at the bun-faced man eating plums next to her.

"Bucky, Hydra's treatment is so bad?"

Bucky thought for a moment, nodded, then shook his head again.

"It's worse than this! Every time I return from a mission, they just freeze me and don't even give me a meal!"

"Then you eat more."

Natasha squeezed Bucky's bunted face distressedly, turned around and found a big bag of plums and stuffed them all for him, completely forgetting that she was complaining about Bucky's weight just now.

"Jarvis, go buy another load of plums."

Suddenly, Tony's rich and powerful voice came from the corridor leading to the living room, making Bucky's eyes light up.

"Okay, let's not talk about plums, and let's not talk about the legs, we have a task."

With that said, Tony glared at Sol and said with a headache:

"Can't you work more reliably? You bought a building on purpose, and then collapsed and buried all the monsters under it. Can't you bury it more tightly?"

Tony shoves the phone directly under Saul's nose.

"Look for yourself! A monster crawled out by itself!"

"Everyone go into uniform."

Steve changed back to the serious captain's face in a second.

"In 3 minutes, let's go!"

The Chaoying disappeared from the living room in a gust of wind, and even Orm and Loki disappeared, leaving only the doctor with a broken leg lying on the carpet, miserable.

To be honest, he really has no problem with lying on the carpet. After all, it is the carpet of Stark Tower, which is ten times softer and more comfortable than the bed in the laboratory, and it also exudes a wonderful smell of money!

But the problem is... Even if the Avengers don't plan to give him some medicine to treat the wound, they should return the white coat he used to bandage it, right? QAQ? !

"The medical room has been prepared for you. A robot will come and send you to the medical room for basic treatment in 30 seconds. Please don't panic when you see the robot. The regeneration treatment of broken legs needs to be done after Sir and Mr. Banner come back Please wait patiently."

Jarvis's gentle voice successfully nourished the doctor with a broken leg who wanted to cry without tears.

"Thank you, thank you!"

The doctor with a broken leg was secretly grateful: It's decided!In the future, artificial intelligence will be my true love!

Jarvis: It's rare that there is a hydra that throws itself into the net. We must save his life first, and wait for Sir to come back and then interrogate slowly:).

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The author Bacteria will go out tomorrow weekend~ not sure what time to go home.There will definitely be an update~ but it should be relatively late~ little angels forgive me~