Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Loki was holding a medical certificate tightly in his hand, his knuckles were bluish white, the paper medical certificate had been torn and crumpled with several holes, and it was making a weak trembling sound in his hand.

Aum was very skeptical. If the medical certificate had a soul, he would have folded himself and stuffed it into a crack in the ground to hide.But after thinking about it, I feel that with Luo Ji's current state, if the medical certificate is a living thing, it may not be as simple as being poked in two holes, and Luo Ji will probably be strangled by the neck and forced to change the diagnosis result...

Thinking about that scene, Aum felt intoxicated.

But Loki's current state... Orm kept his hands on his knees, sitting obediently, with all parts of his body motionless, only two eyeballs collectively shifted 45 degrees to the corner of his right eye and glanced at Loki. Ji glanced at it, and immediately retracted his eyes swiftly after only one glance.

The lines of Loki's side face were tense, and he was full of chills, and the sound of crunching teeth leaking from the corner of his mouth could be vaguely heard.

If things go on like this, Aum may have to wonder if holding Loki here to listen to the doctor's nagging will succeed in making Loki accept the reality?

Or, simply make him rebel?

However, Aum looked at the doctor in white coat who had been dancing in front of them for 5 minutes since he got the diagnosis result, thinking, I don’t know that this hairstyle from other support center must be an expert The doctor, is he too dull to see Rocky's low pressure at all, or is he only interested in medicine and doesn't care about Rocky's low pressure at all.

In short, the extremely brave doctor, after listening to the items they want to check, his eyes have not dimmed like searchlights, and his excitement reached the peak after the test results came out.

The subject of excitement is Rocky.

The way of excitement is to chatter around Loki endlessly, dancing like a gypsy witch.

So far, Mr. Doctor's topic has developed from "Amazing! God's miracle!" to endlessly asking "How did you do it?!", and then to "You are bound to become the light of modern medicine! The world's Same-sex | lovers will be grateful to you!".

During this period, Loki didn't answer Mr. Doctor a word, and later he didn't even want to look at him.

But Mr. Doctor didn't mind, he was still in the stage of expressing his excitement alone, and he didn't need anyone to echo him.

But it's hard to say later...

Orm thought.

Whether it's Mr. Doctor's hairstyle or his current state, Aum feels very familiar. In the laboratory directly under the Ministry of Science and Technology of the Kingdom of Atlantis, there are a large group of Mr. Doctors who are firmly rooted in the laboratory, obsessed with scientific research, Looking at the nobles of the kingdom, they all look like the same kind who look at experimental materials.

That's right, the group of scientific research lunatics in the laboratory of the Ministry of Science and Technology looked at every Atlantean king and noble with the same eyes as they looked at the fish raised in the laboratory. They, the law stipulates the illegal use of living people for human experiments, and they have to go to a black prison to experience life.

The reason is that after hundreds of years and the efforts of dozens of generations of scientists, they still haven't been able to figure out why nobles can breathe in any area, but ordinary citizens can only breathe in water.

Therefore, no generation, no nobleman can escape the painful experience of being tried by scientists to obtain biological materials from them by various means.

If you resign yourself to your fate, you will probably take the initiative to provide it on a regular basis.For example, Vico, every six months, will provide the laboratory with a certain amount of hair and blood.

Even Aum can always feel a tingling sensation in his scalp when he routinely inspects and condolences the secret laboratory directly under the Ministry of Science and Technology of the Kingdom every year.

The group of scientific research madmen with a positive IQ of [-] and negative acting skills would always dance and clap their hands to celebrate that they "steal" the king's hair again, looking very much like the current Mr. Doctor.

As everyone knows, Aum is all because of the fact that those acting scumbags have worked so hard every year to "steal" the script, so he tried his best not to break their sneaky hands on the spot!

Just like monkfish all have the same ugly style, the scientific research madmen all over the world probably have the same ugly style.

Aum felt that he could already predict the next lines of Mr. Doctor, which were nothing more than "Can I shave your hair for testing?" "Can I take a bucket of your blood for analysis?" and so on. .

And, that's right, it's a barrel... This is the first time Orm inspected the laboratory after taking over the throne of Atlantis. Those names that look similar, but once you ask them, you will definitely get an attentive, detailed, long-winded explanation full of professional terms. He has only been curious about it once, and he vowed that there will never be a second time in his life) Chief Scientists asked him.

Then, the gray-haired chief scientist was dragged down by the king's Minister of Science and Technology who ordered someone to cover his mouth, and solemnly told Aum that such people who made unreasonable demands would be severely punished.

But then... Orm discovered that the so-called severe punishment was...

He was not allowed to enter the laboratory for three days!

It's really strict!punishment! !ah! ! !

Aum almost couldn't hold back and punished the Minister of Science and Technology together!

It's all bitter tears.

King is not an easy job either.

Especially the hereditary one, in order not to achieve the achievement of "the most cheating king in history", which is cheating and cheating himself, and also cheating ministers and countless kings and citizens by the way, Aum really started to learn from spitting milk. He started to practice martial arts as soon as he walked, and he has been honed from a blond bun-faced cutie to a wise and eloquent His Majesty the King.

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Of course, it is His Royal Highness the Little Prince now.

Fortunately, thanks to Poseidon, Arthur came from heaven!

Now the king is Arthur!

Arthur is also the mascot who appears in all kinds of formal occasions, sitting upright in full clothes or standing upright!

Arthur is also the one who goes to the laboratory every year!

Thinking about it this way, it seems quite...happy?

Before Aum came to remember what it was like to feel self-comforting happiness, he suddenly felt a strong pain from the tip of his toe.

Bow down.

A dust-free leather shoe appeared on his feet, the heel of which could not be more coincidentally stepped on his toes, and the posture exudes an inexplicable sense of elegance.

look up.

The owner of the leather shoes was gnashing his teeth and staring at him, almost turning his eyes into the mouth of a killer whale.

[Why step on me? ] Orm asked Loki with his eyes.

Rocky: [Going to the hospital for an examination is the worst idea I've ever seen in my life! ]

Orm: […]

This is red | naked anger!

Although he was responsible for coming to the hospital, this doctor was chosen by Rocky himself!He clearly suggested that Rocky choose a professional obstetrician, but Rocky insisted "as long as the expensive one is not wrong", and plausibly said "this kind of crap, even a doctor can check it out!".

The result is good, now it has been checked, but Mr. Doctor's madman attributes have also been stimulated ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

So... the responsibility should be divided in half, right?

Loki disagreed with Aum's opinion, and strongly stated that all mistakes start from the beginning, so the fault is all Aum's fault!

Aum immediately said that Loki's omission process, and the algorithm that only looks at the responsibility from the beginning to the end is completely hooligan!

The eyes of the two engaged in a fierce fight in the air...

There was no fight.

Mr. Doctor's Mediterranean head suddenly stuck between them like a half-peeled egg.

"Mr. Rocky!" Mr. Doctor excitedly held Rocky's shoulders, his eyes were as bright as searchlights, and he opened his mouth with a series of lines that could directly act as a cameo in the second phase of the big devil:

"Conceive life! You are the first time I have seen a man who has created such a miracle! Whether modern medicine can achieve leapfrog development depends on you! As long as you can cooperate with me to do some tests, and contribute a little biological sample by the way ..."

"Contribute your mother's head!"

Rocky jumped up half a meter high, stepped back three times, wiped his face, and spread his wings on the verge of exploding in his heart.

MD!The bloody doctor sprayed droplets on his face while speaking! ! !

Mr. Doctor doesn't care about Loki's disgust. In his eyes, Loki is a big treasure, the one that is highlighted and has its own BGM.Don't just dislike him, even if Loki wants to kick him twice, he will take the initiative to give himself two kicks because he is worried that strenuous exercise will cause discomfort to the pregnant woman.

"No, no, no! Sir, you probably misunderstood! I'm not asking you to do human experiments, but to cooperate..."

"No cooperation! Goodbye!!!"

Rocky violently rolled the medical certificate into a ball and threw it to the center area of ​​the doctor's head, which was the most bald. He threw away the doctor who was standing in front of him with outstretched arms, and rushed out of the consulting room.

If it wasn't for Orm's quick stop, the ink bottle on the doctor's desk might have to be used as a hair dye instead.

"Hey! Don't go! Think again..."

"Stop shouting, he won't agree."

Aum sighed and stopped Mr. Doctor who was still trying to catch up.Repeatedly teasing Loki, who was already on the verge of explosion, could be regarded as a true warrior.

Out of respect for the "strong man" (Aum: Courage is also a type of strong man!), Aum threw the ball of paper on the doctor's head for Loki for him, and the ink that almost greeted him on his face Bottle apologized.

"I don't want to apologize verbally..." The doctor said quietly, "Can you be a little more sincere and practical?"

His eyes lingered back and forth on the door Loki left, reluctant to part.

"How much?" Aum quickly took out his wallet.

Money can be given, but Rocky must not.

The doctor suddenly expressed even more mournfully that he would never accept the corruption of money, unless Aum could persuade Mr. Loki to provide him with some biological samples such as hair, skin and blood, so as to barely make up for his self-esteem insulted by money.

Aum put away his wallet without saying anything, turned around and left.

This doctor is not only a scientific research madman, but also a snake maniac!

"Don't, don't, don't go!"

Mr. Doctor repeats his old tricks, opening his arms in a swish to stop Aum, and using his weak body with a slightly protruding belly to block his last hope (Aum).

Aum lowered his head slightly, which was a rather subtle movement. The height difference between the two made it possible for Aum to see the hairstyle of Mr. Doctor's local support center at a glance.

He twitched the corner of his mouth.

Suddenly, I don't really want to talk anymore...

However, in the eyes of Mr. Doctor, Aum's silence turned into a sign of wavering. He raised a finger and said eagerly:

"One! I want a hair! Three more drops of blood! Can you do it!"

The doctor who said this, the corners of his mouth twitched down in grievance, his eyes still gleamed with water, with a heartbroken look of "I have taken the initiative to reduce the request to the minimum and really can't make any more discounts".

But Orm didn't like him at all.

A beautiful person acts like a baby, that's called acting like a baby, and an ugly one... Ha ha!

Aum stretched out his long arms, picked up Mr. Doctor and put it aside, and then ruthlessly told him a message: "I forgot to tell you, Loki is not from Earth at all. So—"

Aum curled his lips into a smile, which fell like a devil's light in the doctor's eyes.

"—Your light of modern medicine may not be able to shine."

The light of modern medicine is gone...the light of the devil is on...

Mr. Doctor hugged Ai Ai tightly, forming a ball of grievances.

These aliens are really old and bad. It's fine to come to the hospital of the earth people to see a doctor, and they don't reveal their identities.Fortunately, there are no strange metal structures in his body, otherwise some inspection equipment would be disturbed, who knows if the alien has any money to pay for it!

"Oh, right."

Aum had already reached the door, and suddenly turned around to add another sentence.

"Loki, the second prince of Asgard, isn't he very famous on your network? You don't even know him?"

"I don't know..." The doctor muttered to himself, his face was so shocked that he was in a daze, and he didn't pay attention to the small strangeness in Aum's words.

"...But in the future, I will definitely pay attention to the QAQ of Internet hotspots three times a day in the morning, noon and evening..."

"Then..."

Aum thought for a while, but swallowed the "good luck" back.

He was overjoyed and sad, and his mood fluctuated too much, hurting his spirit and hurting his body. If he was stimulated like this again, he suspected that Mr. Doctor might have to take off the first two words of "scientific madman".

"You don't need to comfort me," Mr. Doctor turned sadly, turned his back to Aum, and said, "Leave me alone..."

Violent vibrations suddenly came from the soles of the feet, followed by ear-piercing screams, interrupting Mr. Doctor's self-pity.

"problem occurs?"

Reflexively, Aum grabbed Mr. Doctor by the back collar and lifted him up, looking around vigilantly, looking for bombs.

What the clown did in the metropolis really left an incomparably deep impression on him.

"Something must have happened!"

Mr. Doctor, who was picked up by Aum, tried his best to grab his own collar, trying to give his neck a little room to breathe, so that he would not die in the patient's life before he died in the shock that didn't know what happened. In the hands of the family members.

"Our hospital building is a well-behaved reinforced concrete building, not the buildings that your aliens can climb and fly by themselves!"

Mr. Doctor, who lives in New York, was also impressed by the steel swimming fish of the Kirita people a few months ago.

"I'm not an alien."

Aum replied coldly, picked up Mr. Doctor and walked to the window, opened the window with a swish, and directly carried Mr. Doctor out.

"Ahhh! Murder is illegal!"

Mr. Doctor suddenly turned into a screaming chicken.

"I know you're not an alien anymore! You're no longer an alien! Don't leave me behind..."

The feeling of falling lasted less than 0.1 second, and Mr. Doctor's butt touched something soft and cold.He reached out and touched...

Hospital lawn? ? ?

The doctor looked up at the window stupidly, and the blond man standing in the window curled up his lips coldly, and said to him very mockingly:

"You don't even know that your consulting room is on the first floor?"

"..." Now that I think about it...

"Leave the hospital and find an empty place to stay!"

Aum dropped a word impatiently and quickly disappeared through the window.

He has to find Loki! ! !

If Loki, who is pregnant with a cub, has trouble in his hands, will the Avengers and Zhenglian have to go to war? !

The hospital has become chaotic, with people fleeing in panic everywhere, and piercing screams echoed in the air.

No, it's not just screams, but also mixed with wailing, so tragic that it can even make ordinary people fearful.

It is very possible that the location where the howling is located is the source of the chaos.

Facing the panic-stricken crowd and the hospital that instantly became a mess, Aum sighed silently, but in the end he went against the flow of people and rushed to the place where the wailing sounded.

Mr. Second Prince of Asgard, even if he has a cub, he can definitely beat ten with one, but these weak land people... the wailing sounds, maybe there have been victims?

Orm quickly reached the location of the wailing, and then realized that he didn't have to worry about where Loki was.

His Royal Highness the Second Prince of Asgard, who yelled "All the people in the courtyard are ants!", was standing in front of a group of grotesque humanoid monsters with extraordinary bravery, like chopping melons and vegetables.

Behind him, a male ant whose leg had been gnawed off by a monster was leaning against the wall tremblingly, trying to wrap his broken leg with his white coat.

"What did you do?"

Orm took off with a quick run-up, stepped over Loki and stepped on the heads of the monsters.

"how is this possible!"

Loki rolled his eyes.

"This ugly scene, like a zombie siege, is simply polluting my eyes!"

The author has something to say:

When Little Tsundere (Aum) meets Big Tsundere (Rocky).

Aum: I lost, so farewell!

Today's author is fatter than yesterday~ Isn't it awesome~<(￣︶￣)>

Catch a bug~