Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

"shut up!"

Rocky Snake was so angry that he would explode on the spot.

How could Thor be so stupid? !Didn't you hear that they were talking nonsense? !

Rocky Snake gnawed at Sol again violently, and simply jumped off Sol's wrist. The moment he landed, his body elongated suddenly, returning to his human form, and then he pulled Orm and turned around to leave.

"Go out to eat!"

He will never stay with the silly Saul and a group of Chaoying with malicious intentions again!

Pregnant with your sister's cub!

He is a man!

man!

If he stays with Sol, that stupid big guy, he probably can't help but change from a snake to a praying mantis, and then follow the laws of nature, and eat Sol directly into his stomach to finish it off!

Loki's series of movements were so fast that it was dizzying. It was not until he disappeared into the elevator with Orm in a vigorous manner that Sol suddenly realized that he jumped up with a thud and wanted to chase Loki.

"Loki? Loki! Loki..."

"Wait, Thor."

Tony pressed Sol, and persuaded earnestly:

"Rocky is in a fit of anger right now, and nine out of ten you can't coax him well, and you'll make him even more irritable."

"Really?" Sol's tone was intentional, even though he was held down by Tony, his eyes still kept glancing in the direction where Loki disappeared.

"Of course!" Tony vowed.

Be sure and sure!Loki is obviously in a state of "reason tells him it's true, but emotionally it's absolutely unacceptable" because of the matter of being pregnant. He is tangled and irritable.

If Sol, the culprit, appeared in front of him without knowing it, he would probably be blown up into the most beautiful firework in the sky.

"Really?" Saul asked again for confirmation.

He looked at Tony, and then at the direction in which Loki disappeared. He hesitated for a while, thinking of Tony for the first two seconds, but couldn't help but want to chase Loki for the next three seconds, and almost got tangled into a ball of wool.

Love really makes people fall...

Tony sighed silently, Hao Xuan didn't laugh directly.Sol's appearance made him think of cats circling around freshly cooked fish, wanting to eat but unable to touch them, and in the end they almost entangled themselves to death.

"Believe me——" Tony put his shoulders on Sol's shoulders, sighed deeply, thinking that he still had to find a way to stuff some emotional intelligence into Sol's head, otherwise the way he and Loki got along would make the bystanders Looking worried for him.

"——The people I have teased are more salty than you have eaten..."

However, before Tony's opening remark of "I think I was a flower in the party back then" was finished, he encountered a devastating blow from his fiancée.

"Hey! Tony?"

Ashley coughed lightly, called Tony's name softly and tactfully, and shaved off Tony's skin with an eye knife with a smile on her face.

"...there are still few lakes!"

The words on Tony's lips immediately made a 180-degree turn.

"...I don't eat salt lake, really," Saul threw Tony's arm off his shoulder very seriously, deciding to take back the trust he had given Tony, "it will be salty to death."

Tony: "..." It was just a mistake!

Yet he neither dared nor could explain.Don't explain, just temporarily despised by Sol for a while, but explained... definitely change the proposition in seconds!

By the time Tony racked his brains to coax his fiancée away, Saul had already sat on the sofa for a long time dragging his chin, and was about to become a stone of hope in a daze.

"Sol," Tony came to Sol's side, the two brothers hugged his shoulders, and asked enthusiastically, "Now that you have cubs, what are your plans?"

"What plan?" Sol's unshaven rough face was full of confusion.

Tony: "...That is, for example, if you have a child, you have to get married. Although I don't know what customs you have in Asgard, it shouldn't be too different from Earth in this respect, right? For example, preparing the wedding room, preparing Wedding...you don't plan to get married, do you!?"

Looking at Sol's always blank face, Tony came up with a terrible guess - is there going to be an epic scumbag in their reunion? !

He got the child bride (not) hooked up, even has a cub, and plans to abandon it? !

"Of course, the queen mother is already preparing for the wedding, and I'm planning to invite you to Asgard to watch the ceremony."

Sol still had the bearded blank face, completely unaware that it was his face, which made his close friend make up in his brain in just a few seconds #人素王子可以引引儿童婚婚, played with and then cruelly abandoned.The child bride-in-law ran away with the ball, the scumbag prince regretted his past, changed his past and focused on chasing his wife, and finally a complete script of a family of three HE#.

"……"OK!A child with a mother is a treasure!

Tony quickly stuffed the brain-filled script into the shredder, and secretly vowed that he would never watch a messy love-hate TV series with a few brats in his life!

"When is the wedding scheduled?"

Tony wiped his face, and watched his best friend who fell in love several years later than him, and suddenly the wedding was just around the corner, or the kind of marriage with a child, who could understand his sadness.

Sol looked up and thought about it, and said uncertainly: "It seems... a month later... right?"

The scumbag script in Tony's mind jumped out of the shredder tenaciously, and put himself back together like a puzzle.

It doesn't matter if the wedding is not planned in person, the prince's treatment.But... I don't even know the exact time of the wedding, is he a scumbag?

Tony decided to change the subject.

"Do you know how to raise a child?"

He didn't look down on Thor, he just looked down on Thor's brain that could only store Loki, battle and wine.

Sol finally showed an expression other than bewildered, he said in a daze: "Raise a child? Isn't it enough to feed it?"

Tony grinned maliciously.

"Of course it's not that simple! Do you know how often you need to have a prenatal check-up? Do you know what items to check? Do you know the precautions for pregnant women to raise a baby? Do you know how to give prenatal education?

Do you know how to hold your baby when he is born?Do you know which brand of milk powder is the best?Do you know what milk powder is used for babies at what age?Do you know which brand of diapers to buy is the best for your child's skin?Do you know how to breastfeed and bathe a baby?Do you know how to choose age-appropriate toys for your children?How do you play with your children?Do you know how to teach your child to walk and talk?

Do you know how to add complementary food to your child?Do you know how to teach early?Do you know how to choose elementary school, middle school and university for your child?Do you know how to worry about your child's academic performance, hobbies, youth rebellious period?

you know……"

"I..." Saul opened his mouth, unable to make a sound.He has been tortured by Tony's soul torture, and his soul is out of his body.

"Know?" Tony asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I don't... know... I know..." Sol was as angry as he was, doubting his life and how he was brought up by his mother.

Raising children...is... so difficult? !

"Tony, you have to help me!" Sol clung to Tony's sleeve, like a landlubber grabbing a life-saving straw, or a husky grabbing a bone.

"Don't worry," Tony smiled and stroked the dog's head. Tony showed a satisfied smile and snapped his fingers. "Enroll Jarvis, Sol, and Rocky in all the novice parenting courses in New York."

"Thank you, Tony!" Saul was moved to tears.

"Oh, right!" Tony finally seized the opportunity to ask the question that had troubled him for a long time, "How is Loki... isn't he a male?"

Sol didn't speak.

Sol started to daze.

Sol blushed slightly.

Tony was speechless.

blush? ? ?Where the hell is this guy thinking? !

"Sol?" Tony slapped Sol awake with a deadpan slap.

As a man with a fiancee, he resolutely rejected Sol's behavior of secretly feeding dogs.

"Uh... that's... the queen mother said—" The blush on Thor's face never faded, he whispered: "——Loki is a frost giant..."

Tony: ? ? ?

"...Frost giants are gender-fluid, as long as Loki wants to, he can conjure a female..."

Tony:! ! !

Sol's words are too informative!

Focus!Fluid!As long as Loki wants!

Doesn't that mean... during their so-and-so, Loki had... the idea? !

Countless thoughts were in Tony's mind, but they were finally summed up in one sentence - MD!Sol and Loki really know how to play!

***

"That stupid big fool Saul has no brains!"

"Bastard Saul!"

"How could the queen mother give birth to a fool like Sol! Could it be the wrong hug!"

"I knew that when I was a child, I turned into a snake and bit him, and I should have killed him directly! Or throw him off the Rainbow Bridge! If you don't want to throw him off the Stark Tower!"

"asshole……"

Coming out of Stark Tower, Loki has been scolding Thor, scolding from head to toe, scolding in different ways, without stopping for a second.In order to have enough time to scold Sol a hundred or eighty times, he even rejected Jarvis's proposal to help him prepare the car, insisting that he must go to the restaurant today.

Aum and Jarvis were silent about this, thinking in their hearts: Alright!The pregnant woman is the biggest, so she can say whatever she wants.

So... Aum was taken by Loki, and started the long road to ______________ for dinner, and was surprised to find that Loki seemed to be well-known among the land people, and many people recognized and forcibly watched along the way. And both are women.

It's just...all the people who recognized Loki, as long as they watched for 30 seconds, their expressions of excitement or eagerness at the beginning would all change to: =_=.

Beauty scolding is also scolding, especially Loki's vocabulary is quite rich.

Aum swears that he has seen "disillusioned, hopeless, and dead" expressions on more than one girl's face.

However, it didn't take long for Aum's brain to tell him that something was wrong.

More and more people around took out their mobile phones and pointed them at them.

With a thought in his mind, Aum immediately took out his mobile phone and logged into the mainlander's Twitter, feeling ashamed for an instant.

He's on the hot seat with Rocky.

But this is not the point, anyway, almost no one on land knows him.

Point is, hot titles!

#洛基带美同游New York#

#罗基秘恋人 Exposure! #

#Hammer base CP doomsday#

this! TM!All!What!ghost!

Are the heads of land people full of sea water?People in Gotham rumored that he was Batman's love interest, Luthor suspected that he was having an affair with Superman, and New Yorkers rumored that he had an affair with Loki, and even put them on Twitter right now? ! ! !

Does he have a gay face? ! ! !

MD!Although few people on land know him, Vico and Mela will pay attention to the hot news of land people on a daily basis! ! !

In the next second, Aum received a call from Vico, who sighed and said that he didn't care enough about the young Aum back then. It was all because of his incompetence and lack of knowledge. He failed to teach Aum well, which caused Aum's heart Spend a little, love a little, spread the net too wide.

Then Vico's voice changed, and he said as much as he wanted, as long as Aum likes it, he can marry all of them back to Atlantis, let alone three or five, even thirty or fifty can afford it, but ——Vico's voice suddenly turned into persuasion of a well-meaning old father—no matter how many lovers you have, you must be restrained, pay attention to maintenance, and...

Aum hung up the phone directly.

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He doesn't plan to go back to Atlantis in the near future!

Looking at Loki beside him who is obsessed with scolding Saul, and who is oblivious to everything on the Internet, Aum only feels that he is sad and tired.

Poseidon on board!Who can tell him why he wants to know Loki? !

The villain in Aum's heart looked up to the sky and sighed, roaring "My friend missed me!", then wiped away the bitter tears, cheered up again, and gave Aum an idea.

"Loki."

The logic of indulging in scolding brother suddenly heard the voice of the little friend, and then put a hand on his shoulder weakly, the little friend slightly tilted his head and approached his ear, and asked in a low voice:

"You really—have a cub?"

"fart!"

Rocky immediately exploded on the spot into a flying monkey, jumping up at least half a meter high.

"It's all that bastard Saul talking nonsense..."

"Shhhhh!"

Aum hastily pressed Rocky, he didn't want to add hot spots like #罗基恋爱上桥斗斗# to Twitter any more!

"In that case, why don't you just go to the hospital for a check-up, can't you be sure if it's really there?"

Loki's eyes, slowly... slowly... lit up!

As soon as they said they would leave, the two hit it off immediately, both of them thought it was a great idea, so they immediately turned around and headed for the hospital.

As for dinner?Go to your sister's dinner!Have you ever seen dinner at three o'clock in the afternoon!

However, the two people who acted in unison, had a feeling of incongruity in their hearts——

Loki: Yes, yes!Orm was right!Those bastard avengers are all guessing!Go to the hospital for an examination, and you will definitely know that there is a fart!Take the medical certificate and go back and swell their faces all swollen!

Aum: In Loki's situation, if you fool him into going to the hospital, maybe you can make some contributions to the modern (tong) generation (xing) medical (sheng) learning (zi).One small step for him, one giant leap for mankind :).

***

Stark Building.

There is no task recently, and all the new clothes, shoes, bags, lipsticks, and all of them have been bought with the support of the Avengers sponsor. After reading the popular science child-rearing classics, his eyes and hearts are full of contempt.

A man who has never raised a child explains the parenting scriptures to another man who has never raised a child. Fortunately, one of them can explain it, and the other dares to believe it!

Suddenly, Natasha's fingers froze while swiping the phone, and quickly returned to normal in less than a second.

Immediately afterwards, Natasha stood up with a smile, and stuffed her mobile phone under Saul's nose.

"Na... Loki?!!!" Saul snatched Natasha's cell phone tightly, making the weak and helpless cell phone creak.

"Tony! Do you know where Loki is?"

After hesitating for two seconds, Tony quickly reported an address, which was a hospital.

Without saying a word, Thor picked up Thor's Hammer and immediately rushed out of Stark Tower.

"I said—" Natasha poked Tony, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "You monitored Loki?"

If you secretly monitor others, you won't be afraid that the captain will educate you if he finds out?

Tony flatly denies it.

"Really?" Natasha wrote doubts directly on her face.It's not that she doesn't trust the patron of the Avengers, it's actually the patron who has so many criminal records that the sky is full of stars.

"I really didn't—" Tony rested his forehead and sighed, "I just know where my card was swiped..."

Natasha: "..."

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