Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Flying is a very enjoyable thing.

If you want to rate the degree of pleasure, it is probably second only to the pleasure of stretching your limbs in the deep sea and swimming freely.

The blue sky, the white clouds, the wind and the singing of the birds... oh, no last item.

Aum was flying in the sky at this time, recalling a poet in Atlantis more than a hundred years ago, describing the poems about land.

No surprises.Just like people on land are full of curiosity about Atlantis, the deep-sea country, Atlantis is also full of curiosity about the land country.

Even, they have always been well aware of the existence of land kingdoms, and there will always be a few adventurers who will put their curiosity into practice—land, travel, and even integrate into the land people’s society to live, and then return to Atlantis, Turn their adventures into literary works that are passed down to the world.Like romance novels, or poetry.

The young Aum, who can still be tired of acting like a baby in his mother's arms, is full of curiosity about the land like other Atlantean children. He always pesters his mother and asks him to listen to another lecture about the land world before going to bed. story, and then turned into a chubby cloud in the dream, broke through the water with a whoosh, flew into the sky, and traveled the world along the path of the wind.

Unlike other Atlantean children who can only "know" the land kingdom through the adventurers' literature, Orm has a mother who knows the land very well.

From his mother's mouth, he can know many things that are not written in the book, such as steaming hot black tea, soft and delicious bread, bitter but refreshing coffee, and all kinds of delicious food made with open fire and oil .

Aum in the deep sea, a young Aum, still can't understand what is steaming, probably the same temperature as a mother's embrace?I don’t know what oil is, and why people on the land have to process the food with a lot of procedures before eating, but this does not prevent him from grinning to reveal small rice teeth and a little Insignificant saliva.

However, what interests him the most is the pet dog mentioned by his mother. It is big, fluffy, soft and warm. His mother said that it is a very important thing to bury his face in the long soft fur of a pet dog. Something that's comfortable but can't help but sneeze at.It sounds interesting, and it's all about young Om's understanding of pet dogs.

Later, Aum learned that the pet dog was not the only creature that his mother had raised on land.In fact, the mother also raised a little boy, or to be precise, that was his older brother, an older brother named Arthur.

elder brother--?

Like the pet dog that my mother said, my brother is fluffy and warm. Is it particularly comfortable to bury your face in it?

The young Aum was full of expectations for his brother.

but--

No, it doesn't.

The grown-up Aum thought dissatisfiedly, his brother's messy hair and beard, which was comparable to a tie, could not make people have any urge to bury their face at all.

It just creates the urge to shave!

Orm wouldn't even mind giving him a ladder himself if he could, as long as there was no more messy hair and beard blowing in the wind in front of him!

Aum expressionlessly grabbed the hair that was floating with the wind, and then directly stuck to the hair on his eyes, flipped his fingers twice to wrap the hair, and then forcefully——

"Ow—!"

Satisfied to hear his brother exhale in pain, Aum finally felt relieved, and mercifully let his brother's hair go.

On the contrary, Clark, after hearing Arthur's cry, slammed on the brakes and hovered in the air, and asked with concern: "Arthur? Sorry, I didn't pay attention. Did you hit something?"

"fine."

Arthur touched the root of his hair with lingering fear. He was really embarrassed to say that he was given another "education of love" by his younger brother, and the reason was unknown. He could only shake his head at his old friend, saying that nothing happened, but I was just idle and bored. Just yelled like crazy.

Aum crossed his arms and rolled his eyes silently.

What can you hit in the sky?air?

Besides, with Arthur's physical strength, even if he hit something, the one who should be worried should be the unlucky guy who collided with Arthur, right?

And—Aum thought to himself—he finally understood what the phrase "or other emergencies" in Alfred's words yesterday meant!

Although Aum had already made up his mind and "convinced" his brother to buy a car yesterday, and was looking forward to a speed and passion like traveling in the deep sea on the deserted road as Lei Sledgehammer suggested.

However, buying a car is not an easy task.In particular, Aum really wants to go to the sales hall to visit and take a look in person, as described by netizens, to understand the performance and appearance of each car, and then touch their feel and impact resistance... (Aum I don’t know what Lei Sledgehammer has experienced before he suggested to test the car’s impact resistance, but he has to say, it’s very practical!)

In short, after Orm expressed his desire to pick a car in person, but declined Alfred's suggestion of "someone send one over", the conversation was so pleasant that he directly chatted with an old man at dinner time. It is a little regretful to find that Aum's plan to buy a car can only be postponed until the next day.

And since Orm and Arthur still have a plan to go to Metropolis the next day, the implementation location of the car purchase plan must be transferred from Gotham to Metropolis before implementation.

So, after breakfast today, they flew on the way from Gotham to Metropolis, listening to Clark's enthusiastic explanation.

"I have flown this route countless times. After considering various factors, I have chosen the route with the best scenery and not taking too long!"

In fact, Aum didn't know why it turned out like this. It was probably Clark's enthusiastic suggestion at the breakfast table, so enthusiastic that it was hard to refuse, right?Eventually, his and Arthur's transportation to the Metropolis changed from a car to... Clark himself.

That's right, Clark himself.

There is nothing wrong with the logic of using a flying, fast and stable Superman as a means of transportation!

Not only is there nothing wrong with it in theory, it's also not wrong in fact.

Just ignore that every now and then Clark would slam on the brakes and rush down to save a cat, help an old lady, catch a thief, help a kid chase a balloon... if...

So that's what Alfred said yesterday!

Orm simply didn't know how to describe his current mood.

Preparing well in advance is a good quality.Before landing, Orm knew about the superheroes on land in advance, through all the information that could be collected quietly, through Arthur's mouth.

You know, there is no need for Omdo to say anything, he just needs to start a conversation, and Arthur, a member of the Justice League, will transform into an automatic gossip machine, knowing everything about the gossip of the members of the alliance. It can also give away all kinds of rumors and even rumors about the gossip about the Premier League organization in New York.

For a time, Aum deeply doubted whether his mother accidentally gave birth to his brother with the wrong gender.

cough!God wandered away.

Aum felt the cool morning breeze blowing towards his face, pulling back his thoughts of accidentally running away.

I have to say - cough!Let your mind wander one last time! ——The taste of the air on land is very different from that of the deep sea. It lacks the freshness of sea salt, but has more refreshing taste of vegetation.

Speaking of the topic just now, Aum has long known from the information and Arthur's description that Super is a super invincible and good person, the kind who is too good to be praised in words, but he really didn't expect it!

Clark can be a good guy, halfway through the flight, put him and Arthur on the roof, and then fly down to help the little boy chase the balloon!

Of course, it's nothing, it's just chasing a balloon. Clark's speed is really fast, and the time for chasing the balloon is not as long as he can comfort the little boy!

but!Just so little time!

Why was he and Arthur discovered by the owner of the house!

They discovered their existence with a loud shout of "Who! What are you doing! If you don't get off the roof of my house, I will shoot you!"

Aum didn't want to think about the next thing anymore... In short, it was Arthur who tried to prove his innocence by brushing his face (God knows! His face covered by a beard, which was mostly covered by beard, was actually recognized by fans???). Relying on his and Clark's autographed photos, he persuaded the owner to keep it secret and not post it on the Internet, and finally got away.

Orm swear!

Today is definitely the first and last time in his life to ride Clark!

absolute!

As Clark himself puts it, he's fast.Although there were some episodes such as chasing balloons and taking photos with fans on the road, they arrived at Clark's small apartment in the Metropolis very quickly, even a little earlier than the scheduled time.

Clark took Orm and Arthur to visit the apartment, and briefly introduced the facilities in the apartment.Make no mistake, Clark's main target audience was Orm.

After all, Orm has just arrived on land. If one accidentally demolishes the apartment (after hearing the full version of the story of "Ocean Lord Wayne Hotel beats the clown" from Dick, Clark's force value for Orm deep understanding), O Rao!How many months' wages will it take to cover the landlord's loss!

"This is the kitchen, you can cook something for yourself... Uh--do you know how to cook?"

Aum and Arthur Qi Qi shook their heads, the same type as brothers.

"Oh—well, the kitchen needs no introduction."

Clark closed the kitchen door regretfully.

Aum was a little confused. What was Clark regretting? Could it be that he wanted to try Arthur's craft?Why have such unrealistic illusions, that man can't even cut fish!

"No." Clark answered Aum's question seriously, "I just think that Arthur cooks for you, or you cook for Arthur, doesn't it feel very warm? Just like the food I cook for Bruce, He eats the same every time."

of course not.

Aum thought indifferently.

That man who can't even cut fish probably only made him want to hit someone.

No!

and many more!

What did Clark just say?Compare his relationship with Arthur to Clark's relationship with Bruce? ? ?

What misunderstanding do you beep about brotherhood? !

Nonsence!wrong!He and Arthur have no brotherhood!No!

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These two chapters are about the daily routine~ and then the plot will start again~

Guess who's going to make an appearance~?